trapped S.O.S.

Leave you limp dick faggot

>>16219097
B-b-but my new car

>>16219101
what car

>>16219104
Shelby... jk just an fiesta ST

Just leave you idiot

>>16219113
>Fiesta st
You deserve what's coming

>>16219092
Whip out your Penis and start beating off

>>16219114
They have my address

>>16219113
it's going to be a pain in the ass. go to another dealer, tell them your experience you're having right now and tell them if they do that, you will leave.

>>16219121
What are they gonna do, a drive-by? Walk the fuck out and make your stupid mistake elsewhere

>>16219126
But i know 1 worker here. Some bitch i went to high school with

>>16219134
so? if you are buying new, you have all the power. stop being a not frat GDI fuck

>>16219092
Jesus fuck you idiot. Just walk out.

"I'm not interested." BOOM

Loudly shit your pants before asking to try out their most expensive car

>>16219134
You trying to fuck?
No?

Leave.

>>16219160
Turkey not ready

>Allowing a fucking car dealer to employ the Reid technique on you
If you have neither a reasonable cash offer nor a firm understanding of finance leave now.

>>16219164
Even if you are, fucking leave.

>>16219173
Is a fiesta SE for 15k ok?

>>16219180
What does it sticker for? Is it cash or financed? What are the terms.

tell them you'll only make an offer after they guarantee you that old hs slut's number

Just get up and leave. You aren't under arrest. Fuck these people.5

>>16219194
Sticker
Asshole came back with 19k price

>>16219206
Tell him he's full of shit and leave, then threaten to report him to the BBB. Stop being a fucking cuck

>>16219206
72mo $268

>>16219206
Holy shit no.
>You can't have the car you want but how about a shitty version for quite a bit more than you wanted to pay?

>>16219206
Why the fuck are you still there

>>16219241
That's a fuckload for a 16k car. Tell him they're full of shit and that you're leaving

Breathe deeply and memorize the following phrase
>"Do you even have a warranted off-lease FiST on this lot?"
No? Then leave. Stop letting them confuse the issue.

>>16219241
leave. don't do it. just buy a civic for 3k. Don't have a 3k down payment? kill yourself.

>>16219282
Old civics are fucking gay

>>16219282
His original plan of trying to get a FiST for $15k with a warranty was a good plan, there's even room for some negotiation but he should have never signaled one tiny iota of reception to another trim.

>>16219318
BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

>>16219318
then it'd be a perfect car for you :)

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>>16219321
This is what I got

/o/ meets /R9K/: the thread

>>16219345
>Sale Price: $17,620.00
>Down Payment: $3,800.00
>Amount Financed: $19,179.35
Is this a joke?

>>16219358
Sale price was 15k
The service agreement is 3.2k

How to get rid of service agreement?

>>16219345
Wtf is a service agreement and why is it almost 4k

>>16219365
By not buying it.

>>16219371

*Free maintenance and oil changes lel.

>>16219379
>Free*
:^)

>>16219371
Free oil changes, free tire rotation, free tuning

>>16219379
>$4k
>free

>>16219206
LEAVE

>>16219345
>11.9%
Leave. NOW!

>>16219345
LEAVE

>>16219399
No, that's worst case.
I qualified for 0%

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>>16219403

>>16219403
Hope you enjoy your $4000 oil changes on your 15k econoshitbox OP

>>16219345
>>16219345
Is this for an SE or an ST? If it's an ST and you toss that service agreement right in the trash it looks pretty good.

>>16219424
Pretty sure he said st somewhere above

They are raping your budget. Stop being a faggot and tell them to fuck off.

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Rip OP

>>16219371
>>16219379
>>16219385
>>16219391
>>16219423
>>16219424
They said I can get rid of the service agreement
19,179-3,250=
$17,9xx

Should i pull the trigger?

>>16219430
Yeah but then he asked about an SE later leading me to believe they're successfully giving him the old switcheroo

>>16219438
For an ST that's acceptable. Won't do much better through a dealership.

>>16219438
YES
get rid of it

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>>16219438
pull it

>>16219438
Can you not even use a fucking calculator? I suggest you to leave, because you're obviously in a thieve's guild and that's the worst level of Thief: Gold.

>>16219443
SE, sorry for the misunderstanding

>service agreement
>only basic maintenance

Ho ho holy shit

My service agreement gets me literally anything diagnosed and repaired for 50 bucks, anywhere I want. What kind of shit dealership are you at!?

>>16219449
Can /v/ fuck off back to /v/ already?

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>>16219438
your math is fucked

>>16219456
Yeah, how much did you pay for it and how many times have you used it?

>>16219455
LEAVE NOW RETARD

>>16219455
LEAVE YOU FUCK JESUS CHRIST LEAVE

>>16219455
Fuck no tear that shit apart and throw it in their fat faces. You don't even want an SE what are they doing to your brain?

>>16219455
holy shit you need to leave you dumbass
i assume you've already signed

>>16219458
Well, sorry for having other interests besides cars.

>>16219461
$15,929 for a new car and 0%

Is it worth it now?

>>16219478
if thats what you truly want. why did you start the thread saying you were getting a FiST and now its FiSE?

>>16219478

Only if they include the first transmission rebuild.

>>16219479
Less

>>16219479
Because he's getting mindfucked by these dealers

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>>16219480
>>16219483
less what?

>this thread

obviously the guy doesn't have the balls to leave, nothing to see here

>>16219478
No, DO NOT LET THEM KEK YOU
you have gone from fun cheap performance car to soul-less econo-box
You should be able to get a 2016 FiST that the dealer is clearing out for under 18k.
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>16219486
Less money
Sorry, the money emojis didn't go through

>>16219490
it's been fun

>>16219492
>wordfilters
*kuck

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I can see it now.

Salesman come back from bullshitting with the finance officer:
>Here's our offer
>H-hang on, lemme check with some professionals
Proceeds to watch as OP spergs trying to enter the captcha.
>Image size exceeds limit
OPs face when.

>>16219497
you cant say cuck now?

>>16219500
Maybe I had a weird Freudian slip
cuck
Or it'll be filtered for me again and you just used some
>muh sekrit club
trick to make it appear normally

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>>16219493
this thread is bait

>>16219498
Fucking business sharks around here, just a board full of Trumps.

>>16219345
Run you fool

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>>16219504
looks good to me boss

>>16219511
whelp

so is it over. where's your new shitbox op?

>>16219506
What?

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>>16219505
If this is bait it's elaborate. We might be facing a legit retard getting scammed live.

so to summarize:
>op goes to dealer for a fiesta ST
>gets cucked into buying an SE instead
>pays as much as an ST due to some shitty $3500 service agreement
>11.9% @ 72 months financing on a new car
>entire thread tells him to run
>surely he's signed by now and has a new car designed for fat women

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>>16219539
>mfw reading this thread

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>>16219539

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DISGUSTING.

FUCK YOU OP

>>16219345
>20 grand
fucking lel my civic ex-t barely cost more than that
this has to be bait

I remember I went to a pretty reputable dealer in my area. After being tailed by the sales person I told him my budget and he quickly brought be to what I described as the poor lot. Basically outdoor lease returns that had been sitting in a parking garage with the lifts. Some of the cars had major just issues from rusty metal dripping on what was once good paint. This fucking piece of shit then had the nerve to be like this are the types of cars that your budget buys. I was like yeah ok let me look around. I do that and he is like let me get my manager so you can meet them...Once he left I was like fuck this place and bounced...I went to another dealership which was across the street and started to look. They saw me and waved like hey I'm back come talk and I just waved back and went to go talk to other dealer. BTW the difference between the cars they showed me was night and day.

WTF is "Total Financed Aftermarkets"???
Shit wont stop bugging me and I can't find it online

>>16219658
Well what was your budget?
>>16219698
Warranties from the dealer and not the manufacturer. A rip-off, and how dealers make their money.

Only one I would ever consider would be wheel and tire, if the car has low-pros.

>>16219707
12-15k...I only told him 12k though..that's a good budget for a used car I think.

>>16219718
...did you go to a used car lot, anon?
>that's a good budget for a used car I think.
what type of car and what mileage/year were you looking for?

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"nice poster of henry ford, this is my phone wallpaper"

>show pic related

>>16219725
Yep. Used car lot. Well desu it was a new car dealership that also had used cars soo yeah used car lot. This was last year in 2015 and I was looking at 2010-2012 models with less than 50k . I live in a city so nobody drives so a car with 50k usually has had the shit kicked out of it.

>>16219739
Still don't know what type of car you're looking for but since you live in a city I bet a 500 Abarth would be a good option if you buy CPO or get one with a fair amount of warranty left.
>inb4 mjet
If you want something bigger, slightly more reliable, and just as fun a GTI would be right up your alley as well.
The Ford hatches and Ecoboost mustangs are fun to drive but interior quality just isn't at the same level.

lastly, DON'T GO TO USED CAR LOTS.
Buy private with inspection, or buy CPO.

>>16219092
Get something 5-10 years old, with 15k you can get pretty lucky with a used sporty car.

I bought a scirocco for 13k and its brand new.

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OK GUYS, UPDATE HERE

I want to buy it, talked to them over the phone and said they would remove

-$895 ("special" alarm system)
-$3,250 (Service agreement)
-$895 (GAP insurance)
and 0% rate

Total: $17,938
Down Payment: $3,800

New total: $14,138
72 months: ~$197/month

Gonna bite the bullet tomorrow. How much should I haggle the sale price down?

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>>16219995
You pay $0 for it and ask to see a FiST instead, like you actually came to the dealership in the first place for.

You're literally just getting screwed.

>That payment
>That length
>Not even a Fast Ford actually worth buying.

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>6 year loan for a sub 20k car
>FiSE no less
what the fuck

>>16220021
seriously i never understood how someone could be talking into a fucking worse car than they came in to buy

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>>16219345
>Buying a new car
>Buying a Ford
>

Don't buy that if you're paying more than 15k out the door.

also don't fucking buy the se if you want the ST wtf is wrong with you?

How are you baiting me fuck I hate you

>>16219995
you aren't paying $14,138 for that car you are paying $18,515 before tax!

Get the fuck out of there

>>16219138
I didn't take you for a frat guy kit kat. Which one are you in?

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is this worse than buying a second hand car only find out its rusty or has outstanding parking tickets ?

buying from dealership types feels more like a deal with the devil

>>16220096
Outstanding parking tickets don't follow the car, they follow the driver you moron

>>16220096
I just bought my first new car in July and it went smooth af.

They only fucked me on the financing. They said I didn't have significant credit history which is kinda true, but I got approved for 0% financing with VW, not happening with Honda. Gonna refinance through my bank though

>>16220096
>outstanding parking tickets

>>16220063
Please learn to read the
-$895

>>16220163
not sure if im being trolled

17,620 + 895 = 18,515

He is getting a 1500 "rebate" later on, but ultimately he's paying 17k for the car before tax

>>16219092

Make thanksgiving dinner for them.

Then while you're about to put the turkey in, after the oven is heated up, get them over to look inside the oven and push them in.

Source: Hanzel and Gretel.

>>16220172
17,620 MSRP
They tried to charge me for 895 for "special" alarm
I said no so price is back to 17,620
So it's 17,620 before tax, not 18,515

>>16220187
>17,620 MSRP
>paying msrp
holy shit nigger
i payed less than msrp on my car after taxes and shit
what are you doing
dont pay more than 15k after tax

>>16220187
Are you really still there?

Its been 4 hours! They are working you over good.

11+% interest is rape, that pre-paid oil change is is rape, and you aren't even getting a good deal on the car itself to begin with

>>16220205
he keeps saying something about "over the phone"
i don't know where he is or what he's actually trying to accomplish today, but i don't think dude is still at the dealership

>>16220187
you should be paying a few thousand under MSRP before taxes or you're getting cucked hard mate

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Pic is for a base SE hatchback with no options before taxes/fees

17k is robbery. Notice how nobody is paying close to MSRP for these

>>16220218
This, especially with a Ford.

I got my Honda for 3-4k under MSRP and they're like the most popular/best selling fucking car in the country, so they don't wiggle on the price as much as a fucking fiesta se.

you are gonna look at that pink slip and finance receipt and shoot yourself in about a month if you go through with this

honestly after what this dealer has tried to get poor OP to sign to I'd drop them completely and go somewhere else. If he can't negotiate well then using truecar will probably be the best bet because he'll get an okay price and no negotiation is needed.

>>16220245
what this guy says

>>16220103
not where I live
if a car is recorded as having been involved in an offence this is put on the registration
and who ever holds the title is liable (don't let ANYONE use your car)

and if some problem comes up with people who give your details or false documents after having committed an offence and this perjury is latter proven
debit collecting agency's don't see it that way and will pursue unpaid fines even when the police and have told them to stop

this is other bullshit too
receiving stolen goods
car is collateral on a yet to be resolved loan
drugs left stashed in the car
car is part of an ongoing criminal investigation

lots of scum bags about
>>16220104
good to hear it went well
and the sales rep did not go hell for leather on up selling
>0% financing
at least its not sub prime but that is super poor fag teir
most of the people buy small white ware or brown ware items on hire purchase to build up credit history without much risk

I don't much like being in debit and just throw saved up cash at things
it does mean a miss out on LIMITED EDITION ONE TIME ONLY products
but it gives me more time to settle on what I want to buy

>>16219092
Tell them you filed for bankruptcy last year. They'll kick you out.

>>16219498
Holy shit kek

>>16220262
I think you misread my post. I got approved for 0% financing with VW, but I bought a Honda, and they fucked me with 4.9% which is why I'll be refinancing with my bank soon. Might mention that I'm looking to buy a house soon so maybe they'll hook me up with a slightly better rate to entice me with a home loan when it comes to it.

I've never been in dept before, but I gradauted uni debt free in the spring and moved to a new state for a job and only had a few grand in cash to work with, and couldn't afford shit between first/last months rent + security deposit and other stuff. Plus I have a good job so I'd rather have a nice car than a PoS (like my cavalier with 194k miles that my new Honda replaced)

>>16220287
>misread my post
I'm fully retarded
should have read twice

>moved to a new state for a job and only had a few grand in cash to work with, and couldn't afford shit between first/last months rent + security deposit and other stuff. Plus I have a good job so I'd rather have a nice car than a PoS

fair enough there are times when a little more risk is worth while
just got to watch the payments like a hawk
but paying in time and full does annoy debit company that want people to take the minimum payments
or be 50 cents short just so they can put some interest on that

>>16220068
I was in phi psi but I don't go to school at the moment

>>16220329
>just got to watch the payments like a hawk
>but paying in time and full does annoy debit company that want people to take the minimum payments

For real. I have to check my capital one card every week, because it seems like they like to move the payment due date around and not tell me about it. I caught it once on the day of, with a balance of $300 about to go overdue. I also pay in full every month, and it won't let me set up auto payments to do that...

I basically have it because it's my oldest credit card and really helps my credit score with its age.

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>>16220368
> move the payment due date around and not tell me about it
>pay in full every month, and it won't let me set up auto payments to do that...
they are being cheeky eh
westpac has been trying for years to lure my parents into higher credit cap and lower interest rate

paying on time and not over levering is sort of an old fashioned concept
ownership strength and exchange capital is being eroded by corrupt interests

>>16220434
I'm gonna record what they've been doing from now on, I have a hunch if they're really moving my dates around that it might be illegal.

Most people don't live within their means. I'm not sure if it's always been that way, but I can't tell you how many of my friends are planning on using their tax returns to pay off their credit cards. There's not really a worse way to carry debt, aside from taking money from a loan shark.

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OP here again
>guy called me like 16 times in 1 hour
>left 2 voice messages
>said they'll charge lower than MSRP

In all honesty, I just want a car that'll take me to work. I'm borderline considering saving myself $5k and going with a new Mirage from a nearby dealer

>>16220287
>fiesta
>nicer than a stock 3k civic
pick one

>>16220525
>In all honesty, I just want a car that'll take me to work

1. Go to a Honda dealership
2. Buy the 6MT Fit
3. Don't pay MSRP, try for 13k out the door
4. Drive it for the next 15 years with regular maintenance.

>>16220529
I would never buy a fiesta.
Probably wouldn't buy a 3k Civic either.
I did buy a new 2016 Civic EX-T and it's been great so far.
Might get new wheels and tires soon, for dem Georgia twisties, but handles decent already, just the stock Firestones suck for grip

>>16220552
grats on the shittiest civic ever.
t. 3k civic owner

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>>16220555
>tfw you overpaid for an 06 Si

>>16220555
Needed something reliable for work, plus I want to buy a house soon and want to build credit
It's pretty nice tbhfam, but then again my first car was a '91 Geo Prism

>>16220525
You could get a sweet ass miata for half that and not have any maintenance for 3 years too.

Honestly I kind of hate you OP and hope you get raped by used car salesmen.

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>>16220507
>I'm gonna record what they've been doing from now on, I have a hunch if they're really moving my dates around that it might be illegal.
keep up the fight
try not to spook or anger them I guess all in time if you feel they are trying to dupe you

>>16220507
>Most people don't live within their means.
>I'm not sure if it's always been that way,
as I understand from talking to old people and looking over old media

people are really bored and impulsive now
the masses got a taste of luxury and comfort and they have been massaged into thinking they are entitled to it regardless of the wider or more long term effect

also #yolo and cant take it with you come into play as well
the flip side of my dislike of risky people is the tale of the miser and some parts of the inferno
http://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Italian/DantInf1to7.htm#anchor_Toc64090935
Canto VII:40-66

>>16220596
I'm buying 100% new, I'm not buying a used car for a long ass time

Isn't /o/ about driving what you like? I just happen to like small new cars

>>16220619
>taste of luxury and comfort
is it really or have we just improved our technology to the point that what was once luxury or entirely unattainable is now affordable, common, and practical.

Talking to old people is not a fair observation. If I had a dollar for every time an old person as dragged out the "Well I didn't grow up with this" excuse when confronted by the evolution of technology that was, in fact, around when they were children, I'd have all the money in the world. The older generations don't want to change or make anything better, while the younger generations think you can make things better by throwing money at it.

>>16220683
>or have we just improved our technology to the point that what was once luxury or entirely unattainable is now affordable, common, and practical
I think it's the progress of technology. The difference in experiences a middle class person and an incredibly wealthy person have are pretty small at this point. Think of the superbowl for example. The really rich guy spends thousands to go watch in person. But your average guy with an average job can go home and watch it on his 50" HD television that he got for a few hundred dollars. Sure, there may be a few really eccentric items that are still out of reach, but it doesn't take much income at all to live a comfortable life today.

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>>16220683
>taste of luxury and comfort
the cheep and tacky kind

>is it really or have we just improved our technology
its more that the focus and range of operation has narrowed and things have become complex and fragile
I just worry that no one counts the cost of what it takes to get that performance

and yes on average more people have material satisfaction
but I cant help feel this lowers quality of use and value
people are treating cars as worth less than a toaster and apparently there is nothing astounding or valuable that underpins how they work

>>16220633
>Isn't /o/ about driving what you like? I just happen to like small new cars

No, it's about driving meme cars in a meme manner while listening to meme music.

>>16220507
>>16220368
I have capital one and it's been due on the same day for 4+ years now.

Also you can set up to auto pay the balance in full so I know you're full of bullshit m8

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>>16219455

>>16219121
Start worrying about your knees

That happened to me at a Jeep dealer. I went in to look at a Patriot and I wanted a manual one, they didn't have any so he was making a deal with me on a Wrangler that I somewhat liked. But then they got super aggressive about it all and I got turned off. I said I was gonna go outside for a smoke (I dont even smoke) and I just drove home, they kept calling me for weeks after. Scumbags.

>>16223696
>patriot
holy shit i hope you didn't buy one. I had a job interview in Cali and the rental car place fucked me and gave me a patriot instead of a midsized sedan. it fucking sucked. felt like the tranny was going and just a horrible ride overall.

>>16223719
Nope I ended up buying a Tacoma instead, Feels good man.

if the same model is available in manual, it's alot cheaper.