>be me
>gtr fanboy
>14 yrs old
>never driven a car except for mom's hyundai in a empty parking lot
>assume gtr is the best car since it can go fast
>know nothing about the car
>assume a stock gtr will outperform any other vehicle on earth
>even a rocket ship
who has more annoying fanboys
>>16210370
>At the gym
>Bunch of dyel skinny Persian kids start talking in their language
>overhear "GTR sooo fast, 500 horsepower" among them
>>16210395
fucking dune coons don't know shit about cars
>>16210370
>be me 13
>love classic cars
>think muh v8s are the best engines ever made
>thinking nothing is better then a goddamn mark iv big block chevy
Little did 12 year old me know that I was right
>>16210404
>muh v8s
>implying that v12s aren't 4 better
>>16210395
I hear the same shit every day but in spanish. They see a GT-R at the track and they drop their spaghetti like bitches.
Fucking spastic and uncultured swines.
>>16210370
>babysitting 10yo niece
>ask her favorite car
> "GEE TEE AHH"
>tell corvettes are faster for half price
>disappointed look on he face
>I begin to laugh maniacally
>she begins to cry
TOLD
>>16210440
Kill yourself already, you spend more time on here then I spend with my fucking eyes open
>>16210448
t. Gm's marketing team
>>16210440
Holy shit do you ever leave this place loser?
>>16210463
Yea, when ur mom calls me.
>>16210440
>2015 stock z06 11.6 quarter
>$78995/11.6 = 6809.9 $ per second
>2015 stock gtr makes 11.2 1/4 mile
>$103000/11.2 = 9196.6 $ per second
corvette is faster per dollar
>>16210469
>using "i'm poor as an argument"
>>16210468
underage b&
>>16210469
All shitposting aside I'd rather own a z06 than a gtr.
>>16210481
>>16210481
if you drive a z06 regular people will take pictures on the street
if you drive a gtr only fangays will take pictures on the street
>>16210484
>people will take pictures
Yes, yes they will.
>>16210468
pretty sure mom hates niggers,
specially those of the autistic busriding variety.
sry
>cue array of spastic ocd replies
>>16210469
this
lel
>>16210484
My point exactly. Performance wise both cars are nearly identical with a slight advantage going to the gtr but a z06 Corvette is a smarter choice in America. People know what a corvette is here. It's a head turner and conversation starter. Go to any car show with a gtr only enthusiasts are going to know what it is. Line a z06 up side by side with a gtr and the z06 will get more looks. Both are great high performance sports cars but a corvette is America's car.
>>16210504
I agree, the corvette is a head turner
>>16210516
>ford fights back
>>16210511
Sorry, i was laughing too hard to quote u
>>16210500
called it
>>16210504
>slight advantage going to the gtr
If by advantage you mean weighs more and slower, yes.
>>16210522
I can't tell Pez, are you pro z06 or gtr. You seem to flip flop when the meme starts going.
>>16210522
>fake lap times
The corvette can't even complete a lap without exploding
>>16210522
>$79.99
lel
>>16210539
>moonrunes
does anyone understand this stuff?
>prezo ragequit
Guess he can't keep up (just like the corvette after a lap)
>>16210539
>コルベット
>ッ
Can anyone explain why コルベット has ッ in there? Why not just call it コルベト?
>>16210558
happy thoughts anon
>>16210544
Hello Australia, how are you today you cunt?
>>16210552
>>16210569
>>16210575
thanks for proving the point in op anon
how is the 8th grade treating you
>>16210588
Not an argument. Stay mad.
>>16210370
ive driven an r35 on a track, its an amazing car but it honestly felt like a mega camry. it was almost so easy to drive that it was boring. and it feels REALLY heavy around turns.
>>16210616
Hi prezo
And GTR fanboys unironically prove the OP right. And don't even understand that they did. Can't make this shit up.
>>16210558
Korubetto/korubeto
>>16210417
>wanting pistons the size of soup cans
lol
faggots arguing over two cars they wouldn't even see but for the internet, much less ever own.
>alphonse
>>16210440
>>16210452
>>16210468
Ayyy Alphonse long time no see is it shit posting time now
>>16210674
>Korubetto
Ah fuck, I keep forgetting ッ indicates a double consonant.
>>16210370
Doesn't the popularity of the GTR come from the engine's potential?
>>16210722
>popularity
>GTR
I assume you mean outside of the USA, right?
>>16210370
>be me at 13 years old
>think the RX-7 is the illest of ill
>guy across the road owns an FD3S, always parked in front of our house
>friends come visit one day, ask if that's my car
>yeah, my dad and i are fixing it
>nigga you the illest of ill
>start up GTR
>throttle it as hard as possible
>shitty nippon engineering causes hood to actually open up from the meme horsepower to torque ratio
15 year olds will defend this
>>16210395
how many percent kebab is that man? like are we talking 2-300 percent here?