>you match with this girl on tinder whats your next move?

>>16205266
>treehugger

Unmatch.

>>16205266
awkwardly try to make conversation while she ignores me and never messages back

noob

>>16205266
>That dress
>Those shoes
>White car

Ignore because she is obviously color blind or retard.

>>16205278
this

Say hey

Get ignored even though its a match and she had to have swiped me to the left at one point in her life

Rinse and repeat the tinder cycle.

>>16205266
Tell her I want to worm her book, then when she doesnt respond I track down her car, steal her wheels, break all windows, and take a shit in the passenger seat. Possibly take her tail lights too for good measure.

>>16205266
>432 instagram photos
Pass.

>>16205266

>"You seem to have good taste considering that dress and those Enkei 92s, finally a woman on this app with some style! Hi, I'm Anon, nice to meet you".

That's how you grab them by the pussy OP.

>>16205295

Ugh, hadn't notice this. Bookworm car-girl qt3.14 my ass, that bitch is just an attention whore.

>>16205266
Unmatch. Clearly that's her bf's or ex's car.

>literally the same height as a corolla without the heels

uhhh no thanks

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>>16205296

>>16205296
Dear lord bro.

>>16205266
>tree hugger
I have a bad feeling also this >>16205295

/o/ sure is picky but I have no problem with that

>>16205296
wow i got wet reading this.

>>16205266
Challenge her on the touge and if she loses she has to go out with me

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>>16205296
11/10 America is great again

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>>16205266

eyy bb u wan sum fuk?

>>16205266
make her a bowl of eggs

Ask if she'd like to do more than hug my morning wood.

Take her for a ride in my miata then fuck her brains out

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>>16205266
>Foodie
>Jet-setter
Sounds expensive

Let me translate for you, OP
>vertically challenged
She has a sense of humor,
>earthling
but she doesn't know when to stop
>clumsy treehugger
Uncoordinated SJW
>foodie
Will blow up in 5 years
>occasional jet-setter
She's bad with money and impulsive

Swipe whichever way out of there

>>16205286
Those are sandals dumbass. Furthermore, only a supreme autismo would wear an outfit to match their shitbox

>>16205496
>bitter virgin and his unwarranted assumptions:the post
Keep it up lad

>short af
>not a twig

nah

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>>16205266
>womanlet
NEXT

>>16205484
Is it possible to swipe right so hard that you break your own thumb?

>>16205725
>>not a twink
Fix'd

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>>16205296

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>>16205762
this

I only date/fuck girls that are at least 5'11

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>>16206000
>tfw live in hobbiton

Not white
No thanks
Btw /o/ I am digging the way you guys run your ship
t. your friend /pol/

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Remind her Toyota has never won LeMans

>>16205291
legit redlines can go for 600+ on the interwebs....

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>>16205762

>>16205386
fucking THIS just make sure to bring your AWD 22b otherwise you wont properly display your AWDcomplex

>nice 86! I'm assuming you're pretty good with a stick

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hey baby you want make fuck berzerker

>>16206272
I will stick you with my cock berzerker

>>16205266
>you drive the car?
>no thats ex boyfriends
9/10 chance it isn't hers

This >>16205496


Would bang tho

>>16205717
Go away OP

Tell her that I drive the only car that could beat her on the touge, a Type R GC8 STi and then challenge her to a battle.

>>16205266
Marriage
A little fucky sucky
Divorce
be sure to get the car in divorce

> can't lose

>>16206551
the only car that can beat the ae86 on touge is any car takumi is driving

>>16205266
Challenge her to race my FD on the downhill.

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>>16206574
I dont think so

>>16206212
Well thank you for trump friend. Can't wait for straight piped everything, rolling coal required for diesel emissions and all prius being crushed-I've heard they're highly over-rated.

I read her name as "Moisha" from the thumbnail so I'll ask her to call me a good goy.

>>16206574
God Hand beats him fair and square in the S2K, but only loses because he's and old fucker, and has to go puke.

>>16205496
This.

>>16206357
And this.

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Do people really do shit like this? Pose in front of car hoping that that it helps compensate on a vietnamese automotive dating app?
>Me on the right