Is this a fucking troll? This fucking piece of shut is about

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I know right?

Technological advancements are the shit.

>>16199441
I flat spotted those tires

>>16199441
I hate those hubcaps so much.

Is it EcoBoost?

Remember when a Honda Odyssey handily beat an Porsche 356 and Jag XKE?

https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/articles/soccer-moms-revenge/

Modern cars have improved so much that unless you upgrade literally every major component of a classic, it will get easily get smoked by new minivans and basic Korean cars.

>>16199441
Someone found a dismembered hooker in one of those in Detroit not long ago.


Maybe that's why that chose that u-haul too, speed.

>>16203400
So wait, do these new Transits have the getaway pedigree of the old British ones?

>>16203409
I don't know. I wasn't the one that killed the hooker, I've never driven a u-haul van.

Only the moving trucks that top out at 70MPH downhill with a tail draft

>>16203424
>70mph downhill with a tailwind

Pussy, I've gotten those gasser F250 based bad boys upto 85 uphill

>>16203436
Those must be some West Virginia hills, I was in KY and could barely get that piece up to speed to merge

>>16199441
Part of that might just be the knowledge that it isn't your car, and thus you won't feel guilty if it has mechanical failures after you stoplight race every civic in town. It's basically a free pass to beat anything made before 2000

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The transit is one of the 10 best cars ever made

>>16203585
is that a fucking duelly?

>>16203594
>he doesn't know about the xj220 transit

>these new Transits suck, you need a V8 to move a van at all!!

>>16203585
holy fuck that shit is fast

>>16199441
Because your shitbox is terrible.

A Ford Transit is a modern van. It's got to have power to haul four tons up steep hills, come rain or shine. Traction control to allow four tons of van to veer around cyclists without slowing down. Proper suspension so you don't spill your mug of tea when taking speed bumps at 30MPH.

>>16199441
Sort of how my 4.6 F150 can smash stock Honda shitboxes from the late 90s.

>>16199446

>>16203594
No, those are just the usual supercar fare 345 section rears.