/polo/-OC/Drawthread - Only OC I had edition

>>16180075

Currently doing a /polo/ mecha a la Megas XLR.

suggestions for features?

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>>16180088
pic for reference

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Dropping both parts of lewd story for the /o/tists, stay classy guys

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>>16180118

Road trip Part III

>/pol/-tan will never be able to make Descartes proud

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>>16180144

>>16180098
Powered by Super Eurobeat
Akina SpeedStars (or RedSuns)
An enormous fresh™ necklace
/dat/ on the crotch, budgie smuggler style strayan flag
(Maybe a twingo as the head)

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>>16180088
Why do /pol/ and /o/ need a mech? That has nothing to do with either board. /o/ is a board grounded in reality. If we're forced to interact with giant freaking robots we'll do it in a Cat 797.

>>16180174
Response to /m/int/ challenging us with a mech iirc

>>>/pol/99080177

>>16180174
I think /m/ challenged us to a race or something, and although someone drew a comic where both /mint/ and /polo/ had theirs destroyed because "Kek finds a way" someone asked for a polo mech.

Also any art you guys would like to see? I'm not 100% if you guys are always getting as much input.

>>16180174
Something to do with the theme of /m/ and /o/ fighting.

That does seem a far more /o/ way to do battle but you gotta admit /o/-tan having a big bot would be useful.

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/dat/ /o/

>>16180098
WAT Racing Development
Trump 2016 Make America Great Again
Bad/Good Luck Club
Ben Garrison peeking from window sticker

Working on something. Help suggest rotary puns/jokes for me please.

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>>16180098
something like this

>>16180232
god bless m8

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>>16180194
Useful for what? She's a driver not a mech pilot.

I went ahead and indulged a little bit in Caterpillar vs mech research. Even if we keep it 90s shitbox technology level with the original Cat 797, it has a payload capacity adequate to haul the solid rocket boosters from the space shuttle and enough fuel for a couple quarter mile passes. Those boosters got the space shuttle (approximately the same weight) up to 18,000 miles an hour straight up.

>>16180282
Okay that does sound fucking awesome. Any idea what we could equip to the truck allowing it to take down the mech?

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>>16180300

>>16180282

Funnily enough, if you watch clips of Megas XLR, the main character pilots the robot like you would a car, steering wheel, pedals and more levers and buttons.

>>16180317
>>16180300
We would also really need to boost the speed and/or armor of it.

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>>16180338
Yeah that's cute and all but it still has the physics of a person it's nothing like actual driving. Our solid rocket boosted plow Cat compares favorably to the original Gundam (looked it up as a "typical" mecha). It would only come up to its waist but it would be far far faster in a straight line like for drag races and highway pulls. It also would weigh literally 200x as much so no contest in a tractor pull situation and if we did actually run into it, it'd be scrap. Of course a mech is more maneuverable and has guns and could fly but certainly a competition with such dramatic differences in strengths and weaknesses would be far more interesting than "which giant robot looks cooler" and would keep /o/ from being dragged into absurdity... or at least farther into absurdity than putting the space shuttle's solid rocket boosters on a million pound, 2 story tall dump truck - but I guess drawfags are gonna draw what they want.

>>16180391
whatever they do as long as it looks good i am happy.

>>16180282
Second for a space shuttle powered truck

>>16180391

Artistic license is a godsend. Sadly I can't draw automobiles, so hopefully another drawfag can Mad Max the shit out of the truck.

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>>16180343
Faster than 18,000 miles an hour? The only artistic license we need is tires grippy enough to turn it and suspension that can take it if we have to ramp it. Believe that that plow is thicker than tank armor especially scaled up to the Caterpillar. They could try to hit us in the back but we'd probably be out of range before they could draw a bead on us.

The physics of the entire interaction are similar to if a 180 pound track/field athlete were fighting a 3600 pound 8 second Mustang

>>16180456
Sounds epic.

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>>16180263
>danger 5
you.
i like you.

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Progress on the /pol/o/bot

>>16180595
>zyclon b canon

i love you /o/

>>16180595
>no twingo
ONE JOB

>>16180595
Looking good!

>>16180595
>kikes
>bikes

Fucking kek.

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Work in progress from tonight. Will update with /o/-tan inside tomorrow/weekend. Cars are fun, there isn't an uncanny valley to worry about.

>>16180595
Very nice so far

>>16180634
Beautiful so far.

>>16180638
Thanks, means a lot. I actually have a proper scanner so in the future I won't rely on a 6 year old laptop webcam and a old desk lamp.

>>16180634
holy shit, nice.

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I think /mint/ has the Mecha covered.

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>>16180595
Kikes and Bikes gave me a chuckle

If anyone can, have her topless back with a spine of slaps. A tribute to /osg/

>>16180983
rip teggy :(

>>16180609
THIS
Twingo is official /o/ car.

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x-post from /pol/

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=E6lg5NJWXmA&start1=0&video2=abr6IoaxhfU&start2=84&authorName=aphrocarlin

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>>16180118
>>16180123
Hey /o/ it's been brought up to me that some people want some less provocative content on /pol/. I wanted to reach out and say I'll be working on it once this story is done, also want to ask any story ideas or general themes you guys would like to see since I wanted to give back and thanks for being such a cool board to us.

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Good morning, /polo/.
Just finished up the /polo/ bot. I'm off to class and I'll be back in a few hours.

>>16181789
It's pretty much jumped the shark. You've turned us into a mech-piloting house frau.

I probably won't be doing anything more ridiculous after the /polo/ bot. I'm gonna be drawing a cute when I get home from class.

>>16181421
>puts GLC upside down
>bought BLC in the first fucking place

He deserved the automotive equivalent of death.

>>16181822
>>16181831

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>>16181831
Think you could?
>>16180983

>>16181822
I'm sorry if that's what you felt I was going for, I have no way of speaking for others though. It's why I wanted to ask your guy's thoughts and get more input since it seems not a huge amount of that is being done. Unfortunately /pol/ doesn't really know moderation too well.

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>>16180595
Needs twingo face

>>16181868
Gotchu on the Twingo already kuya
>>16181800

>>16181875
>kuya
I didn't know Filipinos could be /o/tists.
-t. A /tg/ flip

>>16181890
I'm a /pol/lack, initially. But since /polo/ I've been blasting Eurobeat and going at 80-85 mph.

>>16181902
>initially

>>16181945
D

>>16182424
/d/

ATTENTION LESS LEWD MORE CUTE!:
/o/ doing /o/ stuff
/pol/ doing /pol/ stuff

>REMINDER: Constructive criticism is fine but if someone acts like a moron, simply ignore them or filter their ID.

Each year, boards across the site vote on who they want to take to the winter ball, and people make art (lewds) for the date.
Last year we were a big hit, We asked /c/-tan and made a big impression on them and everybody who saw the OC produced; even /jp/ joined us in a Ménage à trois.

Here you can post original content and art relating to the ball.

We've asked /o/ and they accepted. All future suggested pairings will be disregarded as shitposting and ignored.

Remember to ignore:
>/x/posters
>Mike
>Sister Whofag
>Harem leaf
>/lgbt/ subverters

SEB for /o/ inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EUROLOVERS/videos

ITT we encourage the creation of OC, usually in the form of drawfaggotry.

Gallery with a bunch of board-tan pictures in case anyone needs references for drawing, or maybe just want to save them:
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list

Some useful stuff for aspiring artists:
https://mega.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA

/pol/ here dropping by to leave the new op template. It's been brought to our attention of tonning back the one sided content, so any /pol/acks here please take note let's make this a fun thing for both boards.

>>16182632
ty friendo

requesting /o/ and /pol/ going on a first date by driving around in a mobile gas chamber filled with /r9k/ robots, /x/ and /his/, then proceed to go parking like the teens in the 50's - 60's back when America was still great.

/pol/: this is what we're taking? seems like an odd choice.

/o/: Oh, it'll be a lot of fun in ten or 20 minutes, believe me!

*eurobeat over top of screaming Robots as exhaust pours into the back intensifies*

I'm a writefag, so I got this end covered, but art would be cool if you're up for it.

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>>16183035

>>16183035
lol that's epic bro

>>16181800

Good God I love it, senpai.

why is /pol/ and /o/ a thing now? it seems out of place and forced

>>16183340

Kek willed it with a 55.

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>16183340

It may not have seemed intuitive, but the amount of glorious OC being generated begs to differ, and the boards are getting along really well so far.

>>16183340
Coming from the /pol/ side it's a kek willed to ask, and you guys don't hate our guts yet.

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>>16183340
best match-up since /polc/

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holy shit, this edit

>>16183370
I do though but since it's almost Christmas I can accept your love

>>16183398
That's fine everyone is entitled to their opinion and how they feel.

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>>16183340
Kek told us to

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dont think this one has been posted over here yet

>>16181464
>>16183383
damn I love this guys work

>>16181800
only complaint I can have over this is that it isnt black ice

as a Megas XLR fan I fucking love it

>>16183395
haha nice

>>16183340
mental retardation.

adult men shouldn't act like this.

>hue hue look at my dollies
>now kissu :3

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>>16183469
>being this butthurt over some autistic fun

ty for the lulz

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>>16183466
Nice.

>>16181464
I hope this guy does more stuff.
Its fucking great.

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Finished a pair of OC.

First is /o/-tan!

>>16183823
Noice

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>>16183823

Next is /pol/-tan

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>>16183832
he needs some Goebbels/Hitler hand gestures

>>16181800
I absolutely love it. Great job!

>>>/pol/99205200
New thread, new OP

In the last thread I saw someone post the TYPE B version of the THICC comic. Anyone got it?

>>16183466
>>16181464
Thanks, glad you guys like. Working on a bit more, going to focus more on /o/ exclusively.

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Some writefaggotry

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Hey /o/ incoming story, I centered it around /o/ and would like your guy's feed back for future parts:

It was turning out to be a normal day in the shop, /o/ had been working on an engine swap for her Miata. Unfortunately she hadn't seen the bike stands and only saw the column of cyclist, which meant a hunk of metal had decided to lodge into the side of her engine block after she plowed through them. While /o/ was at it she decided might as well slap a 13B in, along with redoing the transmission, as Night of Fire started playing through the garage speakers she couldn't help put bob her head along and begin humming the chorus.

"Fucking bikes, probably were there on purpose trying to get me to ruin my car." /o/ muttered as she tried to undo a bolt that was being particularity stubborn. "Ding" the sound of the bell at the front of /o/'s shop rang out over the music, the only reason she even bothered was the other boards sometimes needed work done on their car. "Ding, ding, ding" the bell rang out three more times "Yeah yeah I hear ya" /o/ called out, to her annoyance the bell rang again three more times "HEY I said I heard you, ring that bell again and I'll shove a wrench up where the sun don't shine!" /o/ yelled wiping her the grime from her hands on the sides of her overalls.

>>16185086

As she entered the front a man was standing there staring at the plush Twingo she kept on the counter, what bothered her about the scene was the fact that who ever he was he was staring at the plush like a man trying to figure out how to get water from a rock. "Uh can I help you?" /o/ asked trying to get his attention. "huh oh sorry I was just trying to figure out what this was." he replied nonchalantly setting down the plush "I was told that you're pretty much the best mechanic in the whole town and was wondering if you could look at my car." /o/ blinked a couple times as she finally took in what he was wearing, a dull grey military uniform with a black cape held by an iron cross. Across the left breast were three medals one looked like a frog's head for whatever reason and on top of his head,covering neatly trimmed and combed black hair, was a green beret. His face was a regular white with a shallow scar across his left eye and another across the right corner of his mouth, what really caught her eye was the iris of his eyes were a bright red.

"Well I probably can handle that but it'd be nice to know your name and not just say hey you." /o/ said putting her hands on her hips, there was something about him that nagged at her like she should know who he was. "Oh sorry about that my name's /pol/" he said extending his hand for a shake. "I'm /o/ and what they told you is true, there isn't a person for miles who can fix a car like I can." /o/ replied shaking his hand, that's when it clicked, she had heard about /pol/ before and if the rumors were true he was just some ass hat with an over inflated ego. "Ok can you tell me what's going on with it?" "Well its...... making this funny noise........ like someone trapped in an oven.... from the engine I think?" /pol/ mumbled out avoiding eye contact. "w-wait a minute" /o/ smugly eyed him "don't tell me you have no idea whats under the hood?"

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>>16185098
"Well I know its a V8?" /pol/ offered with a shrug "alright well let's take a look" /o/ said leading the way out "huh is that a Roush?" /o/ called over her shoulder as she walked up to the Mustang's hood. "Well honestly I have no clue." /pol/ admitted pulling on the hood release. After lifting the hood and looking into the engine bay for a few seconds for any obvious signs she told /pol/ to "fire it up." Within seconds of the engine running /o/ knew what was wrong, but she decided to give /pol/ a hard time. "Well that does sound really bad, have you had anyone check the muffler bearings since you bought?" /o/ looked at him with an expression of concern motioning for him to turn the car off. "Uh no I didn't know those were a thing." He replied hesitantly "it sounds like they haven't been changed in a while so the whole engine has gone bad, but lucky for you I can do an LS1 swap on it for $500 and a weekend."

/pol/ stood there for a moment as if thinking over the proposition "well that seems fair, I'll leave it in your hands then." he said handing over the keys, heading down to the sidewalk and then walking off in a direction with no further argument. /o/ restrained herself as best she could, only letting out a subtle "pfft" every now and then, until he was around the corner then bust out laughing. "oh.... my.... god" she gasped laughing "that was the big bad /pol/, I figured he'd question my every move from the way people talk about him." After regaining her composure she smiled to herself "now to change that dipsticks oil, I wonder if he'd believe me if I told him the transmission needed replaced because he hadn't added any flux grease." /o/ chuckled getting into the Mustang and pulling it into the garage.

Hope you guys enjoy, I plan to write more /o/ based content to help balance things out. Again any advice or things you'd like to see let me know

>>16185086
>>16185098
>>16185109
holy kek im dyin

>>16185098
Bump. Keep going

>>16185115
>>16185116
Fully intend to, I'll try working on another part tomorrow for you guys.

>>16185145
Have /pol/ realize he's been jewed and confront /o/

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>>16185162
Can do my man, although from the description I got of her personality, I don't think it'll end well for him.

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>>16185086
>>16185098
>>16185109

Gotchu on the cap before I get to work helping /g/

>>16185190
Thanks m8

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>>16180075

>>16185232
Fuck yeah, horspepower. I be you dissedent freinds will be jealous if you got one.

/o/ Newfag here What is WAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCg5AijnZvk

>>16185305
- "Horsφepower" is an alternative unit of measurement to "horsepower," derived from the relation between joules of energy in use and retained potential energy that remains within object doing work (φ is typically used as an abbreviation). "Horsφepower" is a layman's term often used when communicating the value to someone unfamiliar with the relationship and is typically changed to "horsepepower" because not all fonts recognize φ as a symbol.

- The word "your" was never officially adopted by the English language despite its widespread usage. It developed from the German word "euer" crossing with the Old English term "gē ēower," or "he owns." The word slowly increased in usage from 900-1100 AD, primarily within Saxon cities. During the Convention of 1068, the scholars appointed by William the Conqueror to codify the English language reviewed "your" and declined to add it to the official list of English words because of its German origin. As a means of protest against their Norman rulers, the English peasantry continued to use "your" and other words voided by the convention.

With the exception of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, all English dictionaries acknowledge "your"'s unofficial status. You can find a disclaimer about unofficial words from the Convention of 1068 in either the start or end of a dictionary. Noah Webster's dictionary does not include one of these statements because of his belief that American English should "free itself of the shackles" of old English rules.

- "Dissedent" is the British version.

- "Jealous" was another word revoked by the Convention of 1068 in favor of "gelos" which was closer to the French version "jaloux"

Checkmate.

I'm waiting for part 4 of the road trip. It better be good

>>16185644
Jealous wasn't one of the things he spelled wrong though.

Pretty educational though.

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>>16185305
>>16185644

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>>16185661
>>16185666
Too bad it looks like shit via browser

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>>16185720
I think it looks great

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Finished up some OC of /o/-tan. My internet's a bitch so I'm uploading a smaller version here. Larger version is on imgur here:

http://i.imgur.com/7QtitTB.jpg

>>16185746

Damn fine job, man.

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>>16185746
Nice work man

>>16185746
Pretty 16 year old aspie tier.
Shame you put your waifu in it, your mom probably would have liked to have put that on her fridge.
Keep putting work in and you'll get the hang of it.

>>16185746
thats a pretty good job with the shading

>>16185746
The car is beautiful. /o/-tan is looking a little out of proportion. edit it around a little bit and it will be an absolutely solid piece of art.

I just had an idea for the drawfags on a more /o/-centric date idea. It's a 5 or 6 panel comic where there's a racetrack that /o/ took /pol/ to because she's trying to break the local record of 2 minutes, and he's there with the stopwatch. A little bored, until he finishes, and he starts reading off the stopwatch, and he realizes that not only did she break the 2-minute record, she also got the time to 1:48.8. there's a panel of him just going 'why, that sneaky little- she did that on purpose, didn't she?' and then the next panel is him digging around in his pockets muttering 'where's my card, I need to buy that beautiful bitch the best car german engineering can make...'

I can't draw, otherwise i'd do it myself, but it'd be goddamn hilarious.

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>>16185771
Totes bra.
Get off his dick, he has no actual artistic ability.

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>>16185778
>no actual artistic ability.
Now who does that remind me of?

>>16185754
>>16185757
>>16185769
Thanks guys.

>>16185771
Thanks, yeah I see what you mean about that.

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>>16185727
No I mean browser has the gap so the look is ruined

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Advice for /pol/friends:
Do not respond to:
>Brosifine
>!mjet
>Alphonse
>ecoboost posts
>GM BTFO posts
>lap times
Enjoy your stay!

>>1618588
Nice car

>>16185880
Good to know you've got your own infestation of tripfags. You don't have flags here, so it might not be as obvious, but if an anon comes by and starts shitting all over the OC that's being made, it's probably Malaysia Mike. Call him a faggot and tell him that nobody will give to his Patreon, and then leave him alone. Half his purpose these days is to scare away drawfags until we have to go pay him to do his shitty art to get any OC. It almost worked last Winter Ball. It's why there's not as much /polc/ art as there is /polo/ art.

>>16185907
That sure is too bad. I fucking hate patreon dude, why can't we all get along.

>>16185907
but the small amount we got was gold

/c/ is CUTE

CUTE!

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If we're combining the 2 boards wouldn't the car of choice be a Red E36 M3

German Running in the 90s, it's perfect.

>>16186274
I'm all for it, GS400friend, E36 is god tier

>>16186282
Not gs400 goy, but his E36 is red while mine is blue

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>>16186295
You posted one very similar to his, if not his

>>16185746
you are (very) inexpertly trying to mix two artistic styles. Avoid that until you can actually draw.

Here are some criticisms. Take them at face value. Then throw the drawing out and start again- the idea has potential.

>The car is bent
>The Wheels are bent
>The rear is out of proportion
>The side is warped, it looks like something's crashed into the side.
>The shadow is all over the place
>The spoiler is a disaster

The car could just about pass on its own, though the addition of /o/ makes the whole thing look incredibly autistic, like >>16185762
puts so well.

Any manga style art is incredibly dependent on the eyebrows and eyes of the character especially

>The eyes are far too large and high up
>The blushes are too low and don't contribute anything
>The hair covers the aforementioned eyebrows and various creases around the eyes.
>Why is she staring at me with a vacant, gaping expression?
>The doorframe bites far too deep into her armpit
>If her arm is capable of getting back inside the car like that then she has a broken forearm and should go see the doctor instead of driving
>She is far too large in proportion to the car. /o/ is a small (tiny?) young woman, if her head touches the ceiling of any car then no fully grown man is going to be able to even get into the vehicle.

Hey /o/ last night's writefage here, planning on writing out the second part of the story. Was wondering if you guys wanted to see anything specific, I plan to work in Fresh™ and treequinox. I'm hoping to find some more material to use to include you guys more since you've been so great and tolerant of our special brand of autism.

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>>16180075
>mfw I want a threesome between /pol/, /lgbt/ and /o/

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>>16187614
Direct Exhaust Injection

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>>16187655
No

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>>16187678
>denying this hard

>>16180595
twingo faceeeeeeeeee

>>16187678
>didn't get the attention he craved in /pol/
>decided to come over here

just like in the other thread ignore and move on.

>>16187759

>not seeing the final

>>16181800

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>>16187707
But /o/ and /lgbt/ already have a son

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>>16187985
>That file name

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>>16183035
>mobile gas chamber filled with /r9k/ robots
We won't gas our little brother no matter how retarded he is. We'll redpill him and turn him into a real man.

>>16188085

The ones who dun fucked up their date. The others can live. Culling the stupid out of /r9k/ might be the only thing left to do.

>>16188095
They've finally calmed down and accepted that they'll be alone and that it was their own fault. I'd rather not have them triggered to start another pointless autistic shitstom. It will just ruin the ball for everyone else.

>>16187655
no

>>16187034
Thanks for your honest critiques. You make good points and I definitely do need more practice. I haven't picked up a pencil in a long ass time so it doesn't come as much of a surprise.

>>16188058
>Mudasir and Salman is still there

Put /x/ and Wat-tan and it will be 10/10

>>16188273
no worries- being dishonestly and falsely praised will only ever hurt you. If you ever need a new perspective on a drawing, go for a fifteen minute walk around the block. When you sit back down you'll see a dozen new insufficiencies spring out from the paper that you didn't notice before. Works every time.

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>>16185086
Hi /o/ next part of this story in bound:

The weekend went by without much excitement, /o/ had gotten the oil change done pretty quick which left her with ample time to focus on the Miata engine swap she was doing. /o/ kicked her work into high gear when she caught wind of a bicycle race that was going to shut down half the city, if /o/ had anyhting to say about it that wasn't going to happen. "Stupid bicyclists think they can just come into town and force us to change our lives to revolve around them." /o/ grumbled as she put the last transmission mounting bolts in. "oh look at me" she continued in a mocking tone "I'm saving the planet while advertising I'm a huge pansy at the same time, you have to go around me because even though I can barely move at a decent speed I have just as much right to the road as you." /o/ had even gone through the trouble of getting a map of the site and had drawn in red line the route the event would follow. Her plan involved hitting it at certain points and trying to rack up a new high score.

As the front desk bell rang out suddenly /o/'s hand slipped off the wrench she was using and rammed her knuckle into the the fan shroud "SON OF A WHORE!" she yelled out immediately shaking her hand. "Oh I'm sorry if I surprised you." /ck/ said coming in through the door to the shop "hey there /ck/ its no big deal but it hurts like a bitch now." /o/ replied inspecting her knuckle to see if it was cut and would need cleaning. "I dropped by to invite you to a barbeque me and /co/ are throwing. I figured since its near the end of summer we should all get together and hang out." /ck/ explained then continued "although I don't know if I should just invite all the boards or the ones that will be less likely to start a battle royale, especially /r9k/ I know he can't help it but he seems to be set off by the littlest of things and I'd rather not have him and /k/ shoot up the place."

>>16188638

"/r9k/....... shooting........ hitting?" /o/ smirked at /ck/ "it'll be fine if any of the others act up there'll be enough of us to handle'em, that and I haven't met a man or woman yet that can take a monkey wrench to the head and keep themselves upright." /o/ winked "well I suppose you're right............" /ck/ trailed off having noticed the deep red Mustang sitting in one of /o/'s bays.

"Is that /pol/'s?" /ck/ asked hesitantly "Yeah have you seen him drive it around?" /o/ asked slightly confused at /ck/'s change in demeanour. "No, have you looked at the back? It's kind of obvious." when /o/ wondered around to the back her eye started twitching in confusion, it wasn't a huge clutter but what was there is what made her wonder where anyone got bumper stickers like these. The licence plate itself read 77777777, a sticker directly next to that read PRAISE KEK!, another had a face of Trump that said Glory to the God Emperor, and the one that made her wonder the most was Mike "up the amps through the nipple clamps" Pence with a picture of Mike Pence above it. "I.... where the hell do you even go to get these?" /o/ finally said gesturing to the back of the car "well I heard he has them custom ordered, he seems like a bully though, I heard he likes showing up to other boards place and spamming things to upset them. Luckily for some boards the local Mods tend to keep it to a minimum, but others are neglected unfortunately, it doesn't help that some try to antagonize him into doing it either." /ck/ explained "but enough about him how have you been? Tried any of the recipes I sent you?"

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>>16188570
I dunno how to do the text right.

Is this Hindicore enough?

>>16188649

/o/ finally tore her eyes away from the stickers and smiled "yeah I cook when I have the time, but I'll admit its not my favorite thing to do. Although I did find out I have a little extra cash now that I don't just eat out all the time." Earlier that year /ck/ had been in a bind and needed her car fixed, unfortunately she didn't have the money needed but instead offered to teach /o/ some cooking lessons explaining that it would help her be more healthy and tasted far better than any fast food. /o/ had accepted because she truly enjoyed working on cars and the money was always just a bonus, the only reason she had stuck with it had been realizing just how much she saved and then could turn around to put right back into her cars.

"But yeah I'd love to come to the barbecue, and I suggest try inviting all the boards. I know some aren't the nicest but they might not bother showing up, or if they try and get out of hand we can just throw them out." /o/ suggested placing a hand on her hip. "Well I guess....." /ck/ began then jumped as the door to the front slammed open and in stomped /pol/. His head swiveled back and forth like a turret searching for a target, finally spotting the two he stormed up to them and began gesturing wildly, raising his voice with a fire in his eyes "just what kind of jewish tricks are you trying to pull here? Think I wouldn't find out huh? I know what you harpies can get up to I bet the LS1 engine swap was some kind of kike code for planting a bomb or something........"

>>16188659

/o/ squared to him without hesitation and with a fire in her eyes to match interrupted "listen here 'buddy'" she said prodding him in the chest "you don't ever walk into my shop acting like your hot shit. I was teasing you because I'd figure you would at least know the basics of car care since you own one and the rumors say you're paranoid, is it too much of a stretch to think you'd have learned everything about a car and the conspiracy behind it before buying?" /o/ put her hands on her hips daring never breaking eye contact and as if daring him to raise his voice again.

/ck/ stood there in awe as /pol/ just blinked a couple times, seemingly unsure of how to deal with a woman who seemed full on ready to beat him about the head and shoulders. "I...." /pol/ began then instantly stopped as he turned to look at the speakers pumping out Night of Fire's last bit of chorus. His eyes then fell to the Miata and a spark of recognition seem to cross his face "wait you were the one who ran through the anti Trump protest last week weren't you?" /pol/ said almost giddy at the memory of watching a car plow through a line of bike rides with not my president signs attached to the back of their seat on wooden poles. /o/ was slightly taken aback at the new twinkle in /pol/'s eye and sudden mood shift "............ why would I care if it was an anti Trump rally? There were just a bunch of cyclists being annoying." /o/ finally explained "heck I plan on crashing some bike race coming up this week" she finished pointing the map on the wall. /pol/ immediately took in the map then said "take me with you" "I'm sorry what?" /o/ asked becoming more and more confused by the second. "Take me with you, that race is an anti Trump thing, they want to garner attention by shutting down more of the site's streets and pretty much hold the city hostage." /pol/ grumbled obviously not pleased with the thought of more JIDFs and CTR shills showing up.

>>16188665

"Well I'll tell you what, one apologize to /ck/ and I for coming in here and making a big fuss. Two come to the barbecue that /ck/ and /co/ are throwing and behave, but mostly keep the friend /r9k/..." "little brother" /pol/ mumbled interrupting /o/ "whatever" she continued looking annoyed "and finally learn to drive a damn manual, I almost ripped the transmission out and put one in. Why the hell would you buy a car with a V8 then have a damn auto, you some kind of pleb or something?" /o/ eyed him up and down critically with a slight sneer of disgust "I'm sorry" /pol/ mumbled out really softly "what's that honey couldn't hear you?" /o/ leaned in slightly "I'm sorry" /pol/ said louder crossing his arms and looking anywhere but at /ck/ and /o/. "wow" /ck/ giggled "and here I thought no one could get /pol/ to do anything he didn't want without sock puppeting and working him into a frenzy. I'll see you guys at the barbecue then, and don't worry about bringing anything I'll provide. See you later /o/ try not to get into too much trouble" With that /ck/ wandered out waving as exited.

"Bye /ck/ I'll be sure to make this lug keep his end of the bargain." /o/ said pointing her thumb at /pol/ "alright now that that's settled, all your car needed was an oil change, it was pretty low on oil as well. I'd tell you to change it more often but I know you'll just bring it back here. That'll be 60 bucks and since you're tagging along you'll keep your end of the bargain or you remember what I said when you kept ringing that bell?"

>>16188678

"Something about a wrench and the sun not shining" /pol/ mumbled handing her the money "Yeah well I'll make that look tame." /o/ threatened, stuffing the money into one of her overall pockets, then started heading over to finish up her work. "Now I need to get this done before the event." she said and started lowering the engine into place "alright what time should I come pick you up?" /pol/ asked heading to his car and starting to get in. /o/ looked at him with her best Costanza look "I seriously hope you don't think you're the one who drives. I'll pick you up around 7 in the morning" she explained then went back to her work leaving no room for discussion.

/pol/ stood there at a lost for a second raising a finger about to speak then let it drop and got into his car. Sure enough when he started it up there wasn't a single noise other than the hum of the engine. Backing out and heading down the road /pol/ began to mull over the events of the day, mostly he tried to figure out how /o/ emanated such a fierce presence. It wasn't like she was physically intimidating just a plain woman with long strawberry blonde hair that she seemed to prefer up in twin pig tails, rosy white skin and brownish eyes. He couldn't place it but for whatever reason she seemed fierce enough to rip his head off, /pol/ didn't like it. He was /pol/ after all he had survived the Great Meme War, had a hand in placing the God Emperor in the White House so why was it such a woman brought him to a grinding halt like the tracks on a Panzer snapping? In the end /pol/ shrugged and decided it didn't matter, he'd try to red pill her so she could protect herself from the evil ways of the kikes, and he did have to admit it did seem fun plowing through a crowd of cyclists.

>>16188638
>>16188649
>>16188659
>>16188665
>>16188678
>>16188690
This had me laughing pretty much the whole way through, good job.

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>>16188655
thats the good stuff

>>16188719
Thanks m8, I might get to another part later tonight, it depends. I promised /a/ and /g/ I'd write a story of how their boards met to try and spread some good will since /polo/ is firing on all cylinders. The main trick will be trying to get /a/'s input since I can never catch their thread.

>>16181945
>>16182424
Choked on my drink a little there

>>16188690
I like these, but your sentence structure needs work. It suffers from a lot of run-ons, make use of comments and breaking some of these up into multiple sentences. For instance:

"Backing out and heading down the road /pol/ began to mull over the events of the day, mostly he tried to figure out how /o/ emanated such a fierce presence."

If broken up some like so:

Backing out and heading down the road, /pol/ began to mull over the events of the day. Mostly, he tried to figure out how /o/ emanated such a fierce presence.

It reads much better.

>>16188799
>comments
Fuck, sorry, I meant commas. Been writing code up until now kek.

>>16188799
>>16188812
Thanks I actually didn't notice that. I'm used to writing in a different format so I don't have to worry about it too much. I'll do what I can

>>16188827
would writing in greentext format work?

>>16188835
Not sure, I like reading so I'm trying to keep my stories more to that format. I used to write slam poetry which is more rhythm and painting a picture than simply abab or abba structure. I like getting out of my comfort zone and want to get better instead of throw a band aid on it. I do appreciate the feed back though

>>16188835
Since greentexts usually fragment sentences by virtue of the style, it probably would, although it only masks the problem without solving it.

That said, I enjoy reading prose more if I'm reading a "story". If you put it in a pastebin I could proofread it later, I don't really mind.

>>16188904
I'll admit that's mostly my main problem I get to rolling and proof read a little faster than I should.

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>>16188145
Don't be shy anon.

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>>16188659
Everything capped together for easier sharing.

>>16189014
Thanks m8

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Page 9 rescue bump with some classic /polo/ OC

I think you boys are going to like what I'm working on

>>16190768
Any hints?

>>16190783
witness me

>>16190798
Nice

Mad love from a /pol/lack to you /o/tto von bismarck

>>16184024
Anon you have serious talent and we need more work from you

>>16190874
Last I heard he was making an /o/ solo one

>>16190892
Don't mind that at all, any work of his is great to see
His work with both /pol/ and other tans always come out dank as fuck and I think it has a lot to do with the themes he uses

>>16190910
I've always been a fan of that pin up style artwork which is why I like it so much.

>>16190919
Agreed, very classic

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>>16180075
/pol/ can handle the Fresh™

>>16185643
WAT Racing

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One of our drawfags is asking for outfit ideas for /o/ to the ball someone dodek08500 suggested the outfit from Drive, you guys down for that?

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Pin-up style /o/-tan for you guys.

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>>16191606
Shit saved the wrong one, better cropped version

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>>16191606

...oh my...

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>>16191606
>>16191611

Hey was wondering if you guys could suggest some /o/ approved Eurobeats, or would it be better to ask in the /polo/ sings thread?

>>16191657
just take the initial d mega mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk&

and grab those songs

starters guide:

-Deja vu
-running in the 90s
-night of fire
-gas gas gas

>>16187655
yes.

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Meme my car? Don't have my computer in commission atm or would contriboot. Perhaps the rear end clipping a bicyclist or a minority or something. Would like it to be meme'd to be uploaded to the Google Drive for the gas gas gas thing /polio/ is doing.

>>16191626
Dude...

That is fucking BRILLANT!

like other anons, I'm really fan of that pin-up style.

>>16191606
Yeah, this is definitely the best OC to come from this thread.

>>16191826
>the best oc to come to this thread
>a recolor
wew

>>16185796
Underated post

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Fresh cute OC

>>16191131
I've made a request a few days ago in /pol/'s thread for a picture of /pol/ not handling it when face with a whole little forest. The idea came before I could have seen that pic. Now I'm thinking it could be better as a follow-up.
Dozen+ little trees (plus the black man) hanging from the mirror, /pol/ gasping out through his window, and /o/ saying "I thought you said you could deal" or something along those lines with a shit-eating grin.

>>16183340
/pol/ and /o/ are the only boards I browse so this is like a dream come true for me fampai

>>16192464
>teacup

>>16180075
Picture suggestion:

In Real Life I did see a cute mechanic girl who had someone take a sexy picture of her laying on the internals of an open hooded car she was working on. (She was about 5 ft tall.)

The best comment she received from posting it on Facebook was "That picture needs to come with a throttle limiter!" She replied "Thanks. I needed that today."

Not going to post it or doxx her because she doesn't deserve to be 4channed.

The scene could be worked in to the Pol O series.

Random scene suggestion for the Pol O getting to know each other storyline:

Pol, O, Out, K, and friends are car camping on a wealthy friends property.

Out and K are skinning and cooking a deer that K shot. G has a set of thermal goggles and is explaning that many people use thermal to locate game and night vision to make the kill shot. There is plenty of food and drinks of all kinds. Pol and O are getting friendly by the campfire and O's pickup is set up for both of them to sleep in later.

>>16192835
>Real Life
whats with the capitals
was it a movie?

>>16192835
Nice, I'll throw it up in the /pol/ thread as well to try and get some made for you.

>>16192839
In my oddly conditioned mind I actually believe that some new 4chan browsers might not know what IRL stands for. So I write the words with capital letters once in a while in the hope that they will recognize IRL when someone just writes it.

>>16192835
I'm actually gonna snag that for future story idea thanks m8

>>16192872
Please do, that's what I pitch the ideas for.

>>16192464
Blood is closer in color to ATF but it's whatever

>>16192919
The way I understood it was that the blood of degenerates is polluted and black like engine grease.

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>>16192919
>>16192933
Yes. Updated for clarity + minor touchups.

>>16188144
I agree

>>16188904
>>16189014
I think you someone should make a pastebin of all the stories and have someone screen cap them. Then go into MSpaint, zoom in and proofread them for errors using red text corrections in-between the lines. after that, someone could resubmit it with the corrections and we could have an updated screenshot to share.
Like a teacher. :)

>>16193365
Already on it, I started re-reading through them and little things are sticking out now that I'm not a little liquored up. I'll re post corrected stories for screen capping when I'm done

>>16193045
thats pretty good anon, but in the future you should have the picture based around /o/. I think the general rule of thumb is /o/ drives (meaning dominant). having her do things because /pol/ wants her to, seems wrong for some reason. /o/ should only do things because she wanted to do them. I think one of the /pol/ threads said it best, "/pol/ does /pol/ stuff and /o/ does /o/ stuff." or maybe that was in reference to the characters when they are by themselves, idk.
t. /pol/

>>16193419
They could switch off you know. Someone can draw /pol/ trying to drift and fucking up

>>16193428
Oh yeah, did we ever get that one where /o/ tries to teach /pol/ how to drift in an Impreza, which results in a treequinox?

>>16193442
Not yet.

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>>16193419
>Making /pol/ the Alpha male be dominated by /o/
Ain't gonna happen, faggot

>>16193419
Stop being such a fucking cuck. You gotta grab life by the pussy, not the other way around.

>>16193442
I've posted it in the last couple threads, even provided the treequinox picture someone put up.

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GODDAMMIT I WANT MY MIKE PENCE COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16193461

>>16193447
Calm down there, /pol/ is dominant in the things he understands, the thing I've learned from talking to /o/tists is that /o/-tan is about as strong willed as /pol/.

>>16193463
there was a more refined version of this, I remember

I want to do unspeakable things to /o/-chan.

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>>16193521

>>16193419
thanks for the feedback.

I just figured it would be cute to have /pol/ and /o/ shooting niggers together. Hate the fucking things and I hope that /O/-tan does as well. I tried to draw her having fun, /Pol/-tan is just helping her out.

>>16180300
Romans fought Carthaginian elephants by tripping them up with a rope suspended between two chariots.

Think Star Wars Hoth battle

>>16193597
If chariots weighed 500x as much as elephants they wouldn't have needed ropes. 797s weigh a million pounds (not exaggerating) plus another 700,000 pound load limit.

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REQUESTING THE NEWER VERSION OF THIS: >>16193463

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Proof read version of >>16185190

Helps to proof read when not a shot or two in.

>>16193447
>having her do things because /pol/ wants her to, seems wrong for some reason

he was implying the opposite your faggot

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In a response to

>>>/pol/99480887

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>>16194003

>>>/pol/99484152
>>>/pol/99484505
>>>/pol/99484678
>>>/pol/99484846
>>>/pol/99484973
>>>/pol/99485131

Second revised part, can't figure out how to get a screen shot of it all. If anyone could help I'd appreciate it.

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>>16194107

Literally just PrtScrn the top of each chunk, edit it in Paint so that there are no irrelevant parts and resize the canvas as needed.

Rinse and repeat and you get a screencapped story.

>>16194141
Ahh I was having trouble figuring out how to get it to not override the previous thanks.

>>16193813
Top kek, can't wait til this is finished.

>>16194508
Go home Poland

>>16194514
YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THORUGH.
You're that burger from the mirror thread on /pol/ right?

>>16194526
That'd be me

>>16181464

>flat ass

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>>16194526
It's you, isn't it? You get hard as fuck to her getting raped for being German, right?

>>16194849
oh its him, he posted the exact same thing in the other thread, told him nah we're good.

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>>16194905
He's got a serious obsession with NGE, Germany, and Asuka. Would make /tg/ and /ptg/ threads for hours on end.

>>16193813
This one liner is perfect for /o/-tan at the end: "The only power for queers is Volts times Amperes'

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>>16180118
> before /o/ could react, he reached out, and just like Trump had instructed, he grabbed her by the pussy.

lol

>>16194508
that doesn't fit either character newfag

Anyone know if all of the winter ball oc is saved anywhere?

>>16196708
holy shit dude

its literally in the OP

fuck me you are retarded, are you a cyclists?

>>16196734
Yep. I bike just about everywhere.

>>16196734
It doesnt link to anywhere where the writing is saved, only board tans.
Are you a fellow cyclist?

>>16196739
theres a fucking writing section there

no my fault no one uses it

make a pastebin or imgur album if its that important to you

now i gotta go train for a criterium

>>16193826
you forgot the second reaction pic.
ps. use a black theme like the first pic, it looks better. :)

>>16193813
thanks, my dude

>>16193463
I fucking love this pairing so much.

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>>16197926
>>16193826
nvm, I did it using Inspect Element. here is the new version in HD.

>>16188798
No you didn't you fucking liar you probably just smiled at it or something

>>16197926
>>16198034
Thanks m8, I got to posting and forgot about it. I plan to release more when I have time to write, and hopefully I'll remember to slow down and proof read more thoroughly.

>>16198112
Hey man you weren't there he might've been in the process of swallowing and fucked up.

>>16194141
when you start the next OP on /pol/ add "Malaysian Mike & the angry Austrian" to the list of people to ignore.

>>>/pol/99642444
So this is a thing

>>16199962
Named a Tsunami, now Eurobeats are being sung in the thread

since when was /o/-tan a fucking kawaii uguu moeblob shitfuck and not an ageing cynical dagumi wrencher

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>>16199984
When we fuckin said so

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>>16199984
Since fucking forever you massive faggot

>>16199984
Careful, that moeblob will still kick your ass and then you'll have to explain that.

>>16199984
Said moeblob will wreck you on the toegay.

...I just realized I'm whiteknighting a fucking imaginary representation of my homeboard on a vietnamese shitposting forum. What am I doing with my life...

>>16199987
>since forever
but WHEN

>>16200017
Don't feel bad, I'm doing it after just jumping over. I'm surprised I didn't start browsing sooner since I'm a mechanic.

You WAT-tanfags should be fucking thankful we didn't go with the spic /o/tto as a board-tan. Christ.

>>16200029
at least since 2012 although I heard someone say 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3O8OCGIeAw

>>16200166
Needs giffed to have explosive multicoloration

>>16200166
Top tier.

Continuing the 4chan camp out/Pol O are a couple theme.
1 of 2. Part 2 is Lewd!

The campfire gets low enough to cook on and the campers all share a meal at sunset. O and Pol have been at each other’s side, laughing and talking for a while now.

As K, G, and friends head out at dark to play with G's thermal and night vision equipment, Pol and O stay by the fire.
Pol: "I'm going to build this up a bit. I like it hot," said pol as he carefully arranged several large logs on the bed of coals. The fire came right back to life and soon both O and Pol had to step back several feet from the blaze. O leaned in and whispered in Pol's ear "You're not the only one who likes it hot!" as lustful thoughts began racing through her mind. Her heart began pounding in her chest and she put her arm around Pol while looking up at him with a smile on her face. "I set the camper up for us before dinner." Needing no further encouragement, Pol put his arm around O and they climbed into the camper to spend some quality time together.

2/2 Quality Time Well Spent

O squeaked and giggled as she hopped up on to the air mattress which she had set up earlier. She undid her hair ties and kicked off her shoes. Then she got under the covers and slipped out of the rest of her clothes; under ware and all. Pol undressed completely as well and joined her, their naked bodies warm to the touch and eager for passion. O put her arms around and legs around him and kissed him hungrily on the mouth while sliding her wet vagina over his erect penis. It began to throb upon full insertion. Pol grabbed her hips firmly and pushed deeper into her body. O began to moan and shake as the cream flowed out of her and the orgasm overtook her senses. Channeling the animal within her, she began to emit wild squeals of delight more fitting of an untamed beast than a human. Pol had been trying out the No Fap lifestyle and managed to go a week without masturbating so he was full of spirit as he began penetrating O. Sooner than he realized, the cum was flowing out of him and blasting into her warm creamy womb. He began to grunt, moan and shiver like a man from a prehistoric time. When O heard and felt him do this, she orgasmed again and let out another scream before collapsing and panting on his chest. He finished with a wonderful tired feeling all over his body and held O gently in his arms. “You’re wonderful, baby,” Pol said as he stroked her long beautiful hair. O kissed him gently on the lips and replied “Oh my God, you’re sweet.” They breathed deeply for a little while and their hearts thumped in time as they fell asleep.

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>>16180075

Fresh OC Part 1

>>16200725
Did you actually type that in Jap and make it look like the English was translated?

>>16200725
why didn't you make him look like his updated pol-tan outfit? the new look has amazing amount of swagger. can you fix it?

>>16200829
Pretty sure that is just the casual version of his updated outfit (without the coat).

>>16200840
no, it doesn't have the officer's uniform with medals or the beret hat, and the hair is also wrong.
that is literally just his old version from before the meme war.
Has that guy even seen the new OC?

>>16200859
I hate to ask this question, but does it really matter if its good art, and a funny comic?

>>16200890
it's inappropriate to change the look of another boards tan after they have already established what it looks like.

>>16201115

Don't worry. I've got it in the next panel.

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/o/ tan have a name?

>>16201148
its literally WAT-Tan

>>16201148
she is called WAT-tan

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>>16201158
Nice, thinking about go full Itasha on project car with her.

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>>16201165

>>16200444
>>16200451
I think there should be more story's that are just cute and less lewd. think in terms of character relationship building.
maybe a simple kiss or some lewd hand holding. (I hope that didn't take it too far.)

>>16201165
you would never be able to actually tell people where the picture was from or this board would be flooded with the general public.

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>>16200725

Fresh OC final part

>>16201258
If that happens give /pol/ a call

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>>16201271

Full comic for saving

>>16200859
Looks like he still has the scars. Clothes are changeable.

Is there any porn being made at the moment?
Is there any good porn about /polo/?

>>16201952

There's plenty of lewd write and drawfaggotry. But right now most of the x-fags are focusing on nonlewds

>>16201970
>plenty
But not enough.

>>16201974

Lewd market is inflated at the moment. We're focusing on not making /o/-tan a dominating fuckstick.

Lewds will come. Just not now.

>>16201979
What if I ask nicely?

>>16201982
You can go to the shimmy. You can also dig up lewds of other and past pairings there.

http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list

>>16201258
I'll try to come up with some non lewds. That was my first "romance novel" style attempt, couldn't resist.

>>16201280
add the hat to the first panel.

>>16185777
checked.

kek wills it

Fuck off racist pricks get off /o/ with your bullshit, now

>>16202937
>>>/r/the_donald

>>16185777
Fucking top quality idea mate.

I might attempt some retard scribbles that vaguely look like that, but I have literally no drawing talent at all. I make 8 year olds look like fucking Da Vinci.

>>16202937
No. We president now.

Non-Lewd: “Getting close and comfortable.”
O felt a little nervous thinking about her upcoming date with Pol. “Don’t screw this up,” she thought to herself. Her fiery personality had scared off many a potential lover…and friend. Pol, however was from a far tougher set than she usually interacted with. That meant she had a chance to make this relationship work. His emotional hardness was a necessary defense against a vicious world. The scars on his body reflected deeper wounds on his soul. If she could break thorough that wall, she knew she could love him and that he would love her.
O had an imaginary conversation with him. She held him tightly and said “I’ll keep you safe my love. No one will ever hurt you again. Not if I am with you.” Then they kissed and lay together for a while. She got lost in her daydream for a bit before pulling herself back to reality. O said again to herself, “Don’t screw this up. Move slowly. These things take time.”
O picked up Pol and they drove downtown. They ate dinner and took a walk out around a frozen lake. They stopped to gaze at the beauty of it all and O put her harm around Pol and leaned against him. She smiled as she looked up at him and he smiled back. Pol put both his arms around her and kissed her on the lips as she pressed back against him holding on tight. They walked back to the car arm in arm laughing and talking about what the future might bring.

>>16185232
Saved, good job mate.

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>ywn be slav masterrace in reich godmachine

;_;

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>>16203639
blyat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX73dENFtXc

>>16203675
Ripipip

He was the true slav dagumi

bump limit has been reached

>>16203682
yeah

always dismissed his shit as retarded until I actually sat down and watched it all

pretty damn cool

>>16203695
New Bread?

>>16203985
new bread

>>16185777
I'll see what I can do because kek wills it

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>>16187034
I'm dying XDD so rude.

>The car is bent
>Why is she staring at me with a vacant, gaping expression?


here's my writefag OC. hadn't read the lewds posted itt before.
#2lewd.
yours, a/pol/ack

NEW THREAD
>>16205086
NEW THREAD
>>16205086
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