share your worst ticket stories

>>16177580
Literally had my license 3 months.

>16
>driving dad's 93 5.0 Mustang
>113 in a 55 punching it from the on ramp
>reckless driving
>negligent driving
>speeding in excess of double posted limit
>went to court, said I was sorry and I was showing off for my girlfriend
>it was actually my sister, They just never asked who she was or asked her any questions during the traffic stop
>midlife crisis judge feels sympathy for me and give me no points and I have to pay all the tickets, totaling $1700 and change


WHEW LAD


$1700 was a lot for me at 16 so my dad eventually paid it as a birthday present

>>16177580
>OP was actually texting while driving because he's a 16 year old girl mentally
>Lies so he can whine about MUH PIGS FUCK THE SYSTEM SMOKE WEED
>Comes to his hugbox to cry a bout it
Assuming you weren't lying, you knew the law and broke it, go cry more.

>doing 80 switchin lanes
>a wild cop appears
>pulls me over
>gives me a ticket for doing 80

What an asshole

>73 in 35 on motorcycle while going after some car
>cop takes license to car for ten minutes
>comes out and stands and stares at me for a few minutes silently
>hands me my license back with no ticket and says to slow down


WEW

>freeway
>carpool lane
>big downhill
>slow faggot finally get out of my way
>pass
>suddenly hidden charger
>83 in 60
>faggoty native american cop asking why im going so fast and if im in a hurry like its an unsafe speed for a sports car or something and like everyone else isnt going the same speed around me
>get it dismissed ezpz

SUCK IT TONTO

>>16177580
i'v had my first recent fender bender which i was blamed for lately but no tickets from the traffics cops yet thank god

>Did some hektik bicycle riding across various pavements and crossings
>Apparently right in front of motorcycle cop
>He follows me and waits outside the pharmacy for twenty minutes
>When I come back out, tells me we need to a have a little chat
>He has me written up for sixteen seperate offences, tells me he've never seen anybody violate that many laws in such a short time
>He asks what I was getting in the pharmacy, and I show him my granny's meds
>He then writes a ticket for two offences, tells me I can get it halved as a student

Pretty bro cop. Never been pulled over in the car, despite being a retard. Better lucky than good.

>>16177702

tell me you've never held your phone while at the stoplight or driving for that matter.

fucking 12 years old faggot.

>>16177702
yeah because laws about driving currently work so well at keeping shit drivers off the road

>>16178323
there's not a lot wrong with it, I see retards driving at 80mph changing lanes playing candy crush or some shit yet i'll be pulled if I glance at maps or something no doubt

>>16178035
lol there was absolutely no way you were getting written up for 16 offences

you probably weren't even getting written up for two until you admitted it

>Be 17
>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
>5 points on my license
>It was fucked
>Cops were funny tho

>>16178035
wtf bicyclist where do you live that this is normal. How much did these tickets cost. Were they like moving violations? how in the shit i dont understand.

>leaving Brother's house for Thanksgiving dinner last year
>Brother realizes my headlight is out and tells me
>Decide to stop at Walmart before I go home to buy a new bulb
>Pull out of neighborhood on to main road
>Cop follows me all the way to Walmart
>turns his lights on as I park
>asks for my ID typical shit
>tells me my headlight is out
>tell him I just noticed leaving my Brother's and came here to buy a replacement
>he walks up to headlight and gives it a punch
>headlight turns on
>tells me it must of had a short in it or something
>gives ID back and tells me to take care
>get home and fix wires in car
>turns out nothing is even holding the headlight in place so I find some bolts to secure it

My only time getting pulled over. I'm white and American and don't understand the feels in these threads.

>be white
I got a failure to yield turn but I was in a unknown part of town and got it dropped by saying I was stressed and just trying to get home.

>working pizza job
>goes on a delivery to some drug dealer's house
>gets 'pulled over' when I return to the shop
>apparently all the other drivers had been pulled over after after going to that house

>>16177580
>just got car back from shop
>shakedown cruise
>hit abandoned straight at 2 AM, floor it
>doing 90 in 3rd gear bumping up against glorious 8,000 RPM redline
>look to left as I pass church parking lot
>wild police officer facing directly towards me
>hop off throttle but figure I'm fucked anyway, just let the engine brake me to the light at the end of the street
>literally sit at light for entire cycle waiting for cop
>nothing
>fuck it, make left turn to take back roads home
>look to left again
>two police officers sitting outside of a gas station talking to each other, ignoring me completely
>go home with no problems.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that those cunts didn't do their jobs (we recently had multiple street racing fatalities in the area over the course of the past month)
In fact, literally the only time a cop has turned on his disco lights at me was because I was playing Pokémon go in a parking lot and he thought I was trying to break into my car.
How do you guys even get caught?

>>16178866
>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
Over here, the speeding ticket is pretty tame all the way up to 80. It then takes a huge jump. Another jump at 90 since that is reckless ticket now.

>70 in a 30 outside a school
>pulled over
>cop says first ticket, let off easy
>no points, $150 fine
Wow fuck em am I rite guys?

>>16179340
>How do you guys even get caught?
Because we have cops assigned to general patrol (which includes traffic duty). However, the vast majority of our cops will not pull you over for small cases of speeding or whatnot. That's because they are handling calls or other cases and the delay time to pull you over and ticket you will create unhappiness with whoever is waiting for the officer to show up.

So many of the cops on our roads are sort of safe to speed a little bit.

>>16179340
Where you driving a Honda prelude?

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>>16179398
Nah but all the cops were sitting around. One in a church parking lot's exit with his lights blacked out, the other two literally 1,000 feet away on the corner bullshitting in front of a gas station.
>>16179399
Close, Integra GS-R
Red one in pic

>>16179416
Ah, should've guessed that too. I wanted to buy a gsr but they were either extremely over priced, 200k+ miles, or rebuilt title+shitty body

Went with the 5th gen lude and the high redline lifestyle is the way to go

>>16177580
Pull over to check your maps dumbass, you deserve it. I missed a full light cycle yesterday because some dumb bitch had music blasting and was just lost inside her phone screen and couldn't hear the 10+ cars behind her pressing their horns. Fuck you.

>new Ontario rule passes
>must give pulled over vehicles anb empty lane beside them if able to do so. Especially applies to cops,ambulances, firetrucks.
>didn't do this one day, copper was on side of highway with cherries on but not pulling anyone over
>roars out and pulls me over
>"WTF STFU DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULE HKAJEIXNXBD!
could have fined me $500 with points off with no dispute possible but instead just gave me a verbal. Thanks brocop.

>no cellphone while driving law passes,2007, 17 at the time.
>answer phone for a split fucking second letting work know I am just around the corner to come in early.
>Coppo pulls me over
>gets a call while talking to me, says I'm lucky and has to go.

Those have been my encounters.

>Doing 60 in a 45
>Get pulled over
Nothing eventful happened. I was respectful and he gave me a speeding ticket.

>>16179441
Oh yeah mine was overpriced to shit but I fell in love with it when I first got in and just had to own it that day.
Everything's OEM (I have a fucking stock exhaust!) and it had 115k miles when I bought it. Pretty good for a 21 year old integra imo. Unfortunately I got into a bidding war with another guy over it and ended up forking 5k over

>be 19
>driving recently purchased integra gsr late at night
>at a deserted intersection waiting for the light to change
>decide to rev it up, dump the clutch and chirp the tires on green
>barely hit the speed limit when a cop shows up out of nowhere and hits the disco lights
>young manlet cop at my window with a serious attitude problem
>gives me grief about my loud exhaust and doesn't let me speak
>goes back to his car and comes back 15 minutes later with a court summons for "speed contest"
>it's a 12 point ticket same as a DUI
>try to tell him I was the only one at the light so I clearly wasn't racing, but he isn't having any of it and leaves

So basically I have to hire a lawyer for $800 and go to court where the cop doesn't even show up. The judge reduces the citation to 3 points and I have to waste a weekend at a useless defensive driving class.

I've met plenty of decent cops, but the asshole I dealt with gives them all a bad name. I seriously hope he gets kicked off the force.

>>16179624
It's always the manlets that have an attitude problem, like they're trying to prove something.

>>16179340
>Going on a 4 hour drive for a job interview in bumfuck nowhere
>off the main highway
>limit is 70
>picks it up to 100 to make up for lost time
>long gradual curves all the way
>go around one curve
>Police car coming opposite way
>they just flash their headlights on and off
>panicked and slowed down to the limit
>nothing happens
Open roads are so much nicer for speeding on, everyone's so casual about it

>>16177580
>driving some back road in shit weather at night
>go around turn
>take turn a little to wide and go off road a little bit
>over correct getting back on the road
>road is slicker than it looks
>spin out and slide into other lane
>car hits drainage ditch and I flip
>end up with a concussion
> get out of car, cell phone is gone nobody around
> wait like 10 minutes till a few cars drive down the road
>first few people see me waving with my car in a fucking ditch and drive by
>nice ned flanders jesus guy stops and drives me to where we can get cell service and call for help
>spend night in the hospital getting cat scans and mri's
>next morning cop calls me proceeds to lecture me and actually yells at me that I could have killed someone if they had been in the other lane and is a general dick despite the fact this was at night on a back country road with no traffic.
>can't tell me how fast I was going he just says it was too fast for road conditions
>cites me for that and having bad tires
>my car passed inspection a week before and tires were fine

lawyered up and fought the ticket, lawyer basically told the cop stop being a dick he's been through an enough and nobody but him was hurt. think I paid a $75 fine for some traffic control device bullshit but got no points.

>>16179624
you got a shitty fucking lawyer then. Cop didn't show up = no formal evidence = charges dropped period.

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>>16177580
>on the interstate
>traffic is moving at 75mph in a 65mph limit
>it's always like that throughout the state
>every other car gets off on the second to last exit
>interstate ends and merges into a state road in a half mile
>I'm the only car for 500 ft now
>road takes a blind turn down a 40 degree incline with a speed limit drop to 55mph at the top
>coast down the hill
>still doing 75mph
>still no one anywhere near me
>city cop hits me with the radar as I turn the corner and pass into his jurisdiction
>"Sir you were going 20 over in a 55, I'll drop it to 10 over but don't bother going to court because they can't dismiss it have a good day."
>there's a fucking stop light 500ft after the speed trap that leads into gridlock

What the fuck is the point of this speed trap other than a cash grab for the city PD? Completely destroyed all respect any I had for traffic cops.

>>16179732
>don't bother going to court because they can't dismiss it have a good day."
Did you go to court?

>>16179731
He was actually very shitty lawyer. He looked to be about 80 years old and worked out of his living room. He also kept getting me confused with his other clients and could never remember the details of my case, but he was the best I could afford at the time.

Best ticket story since it wasn't actually me getting the ticket

>on road trip with buddy
>guy is about to go into the army and his GF wants him to buy her a dildo for when he leaves for basic
>stop buy some porn shop, I buy a bunch of porn, buddy buys the dildo and some stripper clothes
>driving through some flyover state
>buddy is speeding
>disco lights
>out of state plates, cop asks whats going on we tell the cop we're on a road trip, car is clearly filled with camping gear
>says we're free to go BUT blah blah drugs blah blah can I search
>me being young, stupid, and a little nervous agree knowing theres not a damn thing in there
> we get patted down and cop proceeds to look through the car
>gets to my seat and I immediately know what hes going to find
>backpack full of porn, dildos, stripper clothes, and a video camera
>I start laughing my ass of
>We can tell when the cop finds bag o'porn because he just stops moving
>buddy starts freaking out
>screams: ITS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND I SWEAR
>cop just puts the bag back, closes the door and say " I know how it is guys, have a nice day"

>>16179749
Naw. Local court, he had me dead to rights, it was only $76, and I had someplace to be on the court date.

Not much I could argue other than it was in a shitty spot for a speed trap anyway. They had speed traps on the city limit on every main road coming into that town for the next month so the town administration was probably in on it.

>on way to internship
>back road
>25mph because in one small spot there are a few houses
>nobody fucking drives 25
>never any cops
>get pulled over 48 in a 25
>fight ticket but while I'm waiting to go to court I have to drive that road every day
>do the exact speed limit from that time forward
> get tailgated every fucking day, by multiple cars, passed in no passing zone and generally treated like an asshole
>finally go to court
>plead to 10 over
>after everything done I tell the cop point blank that if they're going to enforce the speed limit there they really need to do it more often since they're creating a safety hazard for anyone who wants to actually obey the law.
>cop basically says nah we're good and leaves.

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>>16178323
When I break the law I accept the consequences of my actions rather then shitpost/cry about how the bolice are ruining my life on a Chinese rice board.

You broke the law knowingly and should own up to the fact you got caught. Next time don't wave the phone around like a fucking mong/be aware of your surroundings and use a little discretion.

>Get pulled over
>Cop was watching feeder road
>Was doing 55 in a 50
>Cop seems pretty chill
>Says he caught me on radar
>Agreed and apologized that I didn't realize that I was going 55
>Notices I have a standard and starts a friendly convo
>Let's me go after a few minutes with a verbal warning

Nothing else besides that. Kind of a dick move to bother someone over 5 mph, but at least he didn't ticket me.

>>16177661
>driving daddy's 5.0
>daddy pays ticket
>unemployed at 16
Have you ever done anything for yourself?

>>16177858
>is doing 80
>gets a ticket for 80
They're such assholes right?

>Driving from boston to NYC to visit homie for a night
>have tinted windows, 33% on driver, 31% on passenger, 35% on rear doors (came this way, bought car used).
>35% legal limit standard in just about every state, many states allow more
>get pulled over somewhere in new york, probs 30 min outside the city
>two black chick cops
>"why werent you wearing your seatbelt"
>baffled as fuck, tell her wtf i was, as her what the fuck shes talking about
>literally ALWAYS wear my seatbelt, and was at the time
>"ohh...well your windows are really tinted. we're gonna have to measure these"
>"yeah so your window is 33, and the passenger is 31. the NY limit on front windows is 30%. here's a ticket, $125 per window"
>ask her if shes serious, explain im literally just coming here for the day, plus i dont even live here and that my windows are legal in my resident state and just about every other state in the US
>also have perfect driver record, no accidents or tickets of any kind in 8 years of having my license
>"well then you shouldnt have come here. have a nice day"
>drive the rest of the trip with all my windows down

those fucking piece of shit cunts. wasnt able to contest it either because i was moving across the country the next week. shit like this is why people hate cops (also the whole killing innocent ppl shit but..)

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Some background to my story. I lived in an area where there were a total of 3 state troopers patrolling an area larger than Vermont. They were super overworked because of this.
>just got my license
>drive through the same intersection every day to get to school
>one week I decide to ride the bus to save money
>every day, we pass through the intersection
>every say a highway patrolman is camped there waiting for something
>next Monday I drive to school again
>I instantly get pulled over
>Some retarded and sour old lady called the cops on me for "looking too young"
>the highway patrolman looked just as exasperated as me
>he apologized and said his superiors were adament I get caught
>a state trooper staked out for a week to find me because old people

Next one:
>working at my job as a ranchhand
>flood irrigating, so walking through the fields
>I get the cops called on me for "looking suspicious"
>turns out it was another (or the same) sour old lady

Last one:
>my last year at the ranch
>flood irrigating again
>this time three cops (two sherriffs and a state trooper) and an ambulance come
>wtf
>ANOTHER SOUR OLD LADY
>I was apparently walking like I needed medical attention
>mfw
The field I worked in was right next to an interstate btw

>>16180081
The cops in my area are based. They dont put up with retards. They are very friendly however. Part of this might be because we have no niggers, so the cops dont fear for their lives

>>16180104

are you black in south dakota or something?

>>16177580
What cucked states do some of y'all live in where it's illegal to use your phone while driving? I fucking hate people who talk on the phone and either go slow or make stupid mistakes, but not being able to simply look at your navigation or something is bullshit.

>>16180111
i was in a weird part of NYC, honestly no idea where. was close enough that they were NYPD, but far enough out that it seemed like they didnt have fuck all to do besides sitting next to on off ramps doing checks

>>16178323
>Know it's illegal
>Don't check for cops
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MUH FREEDUMBS MUH RIGHTS

>>16177702
every fucking time when cops come up

>duh law is duh law
>all yew who aint respect duh law are WEED SMOKIN HIPPY PINKO NIGGERS GARSH DANGIT
>*throws whisky jug*
>*square dances behind you*
>*unsheaths K-bar*
>aint not be nothin personnel son
>*takes your wallet and runs off to buy meth*

>>16180115
No, white in Montana. We also used to have people steal our dog and put her in the pound. That all stopped when our neighbor got busted for child predation and possession of child porn

>>16180081

>new york
>"you shouldn't have come here"

Sounds about right

>>16180147
has always baffled me that a place as beautiful as montana can have so many fucking weirdos

>>16180153

seriously, fuck. only going to see my friend, cause im from the west coast, so when one of my good friends makes it out east i try to see em.

but fuck NY, i hate that whole sleazy state. dont even get me started on the like $100 i paid in tolls in 24hrs

>>16180128
The general understanding is that the law is made by the out of touch burgeoise, with the support of jews in the treasury who say they need more money and panicky concerned mothers who don't know shit but feel uneasy anyways, so the cops ignore the letter of the law and enforce the spirit of it (ie: let people use phones at stoplights, throw the book at them if they do it while driving, allow variance in the speed limit)

The law is seriously hot garbage. Having human police officers is an informal check on this major flaw of a representative democracy. You can not mediate the insane ramblings of lawmakers otherwise unless violence and intimidation on the part of civillian mobs and militias comes into play - or if you somehow violate thousands of years of social convention and force the ruling elite to live average lives at their state's median income.

When the police don't uphold this unspoken agreement, they're said to be morons, bastards, and revenue raisers. And then they wonder why a bunch of people ranging from dumb shit thieving niggers to well-off yuppies who have never comitted an offense more serious than unpaid parking and speedign in their lives have no qualms with telling them that the world would be better off if they died.

>but we protect you when we aren't screwing you over? don't blame us, blame the law
>...that we occasionally ignore
>but not in some cases!
>we're not hypocrites people

>>16180081
If you were planning on never going to NY again, you could have just not paid it, you might have gotten a warrant, but only in the state of NY

>>16180180
was thinking about that, but will definitely be having to go back there again in the future (work related) unfortunately.

>>16180191
>the future

There won't be an NY with any real governmental authority in the future. It will be like having a warrant in mexico.

>>16180155
It is nice here. We have our fair share of... unique characters, but we get to have guns, and if those unique characters set foot on my property, I get to put lead in their skulls

>>16180205
probably not gonna be like that in the next 3-6 months lol

Why the fuck is using the cell phone at a stop light illegal, again?

I'm all for banning the use of the fucking things when the car's in motion, but when at a light, not moving, and not about to move for a couple minutes?

Let Stacey get her text off at the light so she doesn't try to do it while actually driving, killing herself and a family of 4.

>>16180236
if youre texting at a light, theres a large likelihood you wont finish your message and will continue texting when the light is green. or, conversely if you do finish, ppl will then fuck around and go on fb, and inevitably wont see the light turn green and sit there for 5 seconds before realzing its green. i want to drown a puppy everytime this happens, i swear to god at every red light people HAVE to pull out there phone. just fucking put it down for 15 minutes while you drive around in a two ton steal missle u fucking dumb bitch

>>16180236
because the law just says "while operating a vehicle"

the lawmakers said "the cops will figure it out lol, if anyone has a problem they can contest it in court and spend millions on lawyers and appeals until they get us to change the law"

the cops didn't figure it out.
nobody thought it was worth the lawyer fees.

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>have valentine one
>cruising along oregon backroads
>cop comes around corner and instantly lasers me
>63 in 45

>>16180236
and youre right in that there are probably people like you or i who could use a phone at a stoplight and not cause any problems. but you gotta remember how fucking dumb majority of society is. gotta walk as slow as the slowest person. like that jim jeffries bit, how he takes drugs like a champ, but because suzy did blow and chopped off her kids heads, none of us can

>>16180249
I hate getting stalled at stoplights by other drivers, too, anon.

It's still far safer than the alternative. As much as I wish people would just let the fucks on the other end wait 10-15min for a response, you and I both know that humans aren't rational actors and that shit isn't going to fucking happen.

>>16180255
cool fuckin story

>>16180262
Gotta love the west. The only place where you're actually less patronized as a child.

>>16180266
i know. god i hope fully autonomous is the norm soon and that we can all get our old shitboxes grandfathered in (which of course they wont be able to)

>>16180281
>If they only forced bad drivers to cede to self-driving cars it would be very racist, sexist, and ageist, even if peoples privileges were stripped based solely on driving ability
>because americans can turn anything into an attack on their heritage or whatever
>don't give a guy a dollar and you're adolf fucking hitler

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Not really a ticket story but close. I have been pulled over twice. The first time was when I just bought my car and was on my way to the DMW to register it. I showed the paperwork and the cop were cool and sent me on my way. The other time was shit.

>19
>Driving to a friend's house that's about 30 minutes away
>9pm doing 55 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in the right lane
>Cop pulls me over
>Explains that there is no insurance on my car
>MFW
>I was stupid enough to not have my insurance cards in my glove box
>Says that he is going to give me a ticket
>I tell him to wait as I'm going to call my insurance company to get my cards emailed
>Lets me off with a warning and drives off
>Sit in the pullout for 30 minutes waiting to talk to a rep
>Explain the story to the rep
>Tells me the cop is a meme and they have no access to a cars insurance
>Get my cards emailed anyway and drive off.

Honestly, I was in my Stock 99 Honda Accord. I still have no idea what his issue was.

>>16180281
>>16180294
>implying they won't do a "cash for clunkers" like program where they try to make us trade in our "unsafe" cars for self-driving econoboxes
>or face some kind of yearly fine

We're not getting grandfathered in, we're getting kicked out.

>>16180348
if you're british

in the US, the man eats steak even though the baby can't chew

(but only if he's rich, poor people are livestock)

>>16180348
yeah youre probably right. which is why im gonna buy a house in the middle of fucking nowhere and build a race track

>>16180351
That's adorable that you think that.

If Google and Detroit and their lobbyists tell Congress to do something, it's happening.

>>16180407
Nice tinfoil hat. Did you buy it at the gap?

>>16180417
It's a political science degree.

I got it from a good school.

>>16180420
So exactly how many different kinds of baskets can you weave?

>>16180431
Are you the same guy from another thread that thought real men don't go to college?

>>16180436
No, but I do think your particular degree is worthless when not used as an excuse to get your foot in the door and make connections, and teaches little of value. In fact, when you do finally get through the door, half the shit you currently believe will be invalidated, or you'll be an intern at a shitty think tank and remain delusional, sitting on the outside looking in.

>>16180448
I used it to get my foot in the door for an "intern" position raking in $60k.

Yes, conservatives are right when they talk about wasteful Federal spending. I'm proof.

>>16177661
Lol land of the free

>>16177580
>be me
>be faggot
>break law

Waaaaaah fuckin cops man no compassion not letting me break laws for my convenience!

You must 18+ to post here

>>16180452
>Believes google and domestic auto could upset the balance of society
>makes $60k a year

Yes, this is why people voted for trump. Too bad he'll give you a raise instead of firing you like he was supposed to.

>>16180462
>the law
>absolute
>always correct
gb2russia

cops are dicks, that's why we have courts.

>>16180466
I mean, you saw what the health insurance firms were able to do with the AHA.

You tell me.

>>16180466
Okay then faggot why didn't you go to court and fight it? Oh yea because you were in the wrong lololololol

Fuckin cops man 420 blazit faggot

>>16180482
I mean, there's health insurance, and then there's a major component of daily life and the core of everyone's illusion of freedom (sometimes a reality if they're good at running from the cops and know a good border crossing in texas)

>Driving a 5 ton on my way to a pick up. The customer is located off a trucking route so I'm taking a non trucking route to get there because no other options exist.
>Get flagged by vehicle inspection officer. He flagged me down because I'm on a non trucking route.
>I tell him I'm going to a customer who is on this street, literally 5 blocks away. He points out that I needed to go halfway around the city in order to access that area through a closer road. I point out that 3 semis pass me while he's issuing me a ticket. He tells me that if he wasn't giving me a ticket he'd be giving them a ticket.
Luckily my work covered for that because i wouldn't have been off a trucking route if it weren't for the customer. Not too long ago I was issued another ticket for going through a YELLOW light in the same city. I put in a dispute for the ticket because getting a ticket on a fucking yellow light is complete bullshit, especially when they didn't even put down which intersection it was in. I figured i got pulled over because I was near the scales and it was the end of the month and 5 ton drivers seem to be an easy target.

>>16180490
The system is sadly flawed

>how to contest a ticket:
>say you'll contest it
>show up in court... in the appropriate municipality, at their convenience
>you live in oregon, the ticket is in virginia
>ticket ends up costing less than travel, lawyer or no lawyer
>if you can even make the court date

you can give testimony by video but it's pretty rare for you to "show up" in court by video. and the states like this, because they ARE human, and DO care more about themselves and their immediate peers more than some faggot from halfway across the nation. people who don't directly influence you might as well be imaginary. it's part of the human condition.

>>16180502
Nigga what part of facing the consequences of your actions do you not understand?

>>16180491
Not being compelled to buy something by the government was a pretty major component of people's freedom for a while, anon.

Then, you know, auto insurance.

In this case, you don't have a constitutional right to be able to drive, or to an automobile. It's a privilege. It'll be awarded or taken away as the state (and the assholes who make the laws, many of whom don't even drive) dictate.

>>16180506
With law, your actions don't have consequences. Your actions might have consequences, or they might not. There are structured systems for determining whether or not your actions have consequences. It's not GOD, it's LAW. Lawyers and judges not levantine jews. Get it right kiddo.

Sometimes those systems are dated and unjust so instead of your actions maybe having consequences, the state acts as a tyrannical "god" figure rather than a civilized place under the rule of law, and says what goes without question as long as they only pick on people with mailing addresses outside of a certain radius.

This isn't true when the police are allowed to beat the shit out of you without justification though. Then, your actions have consequences. Even your haircut has consequences. But when that shit happens, people start assassinating the police.

120km/h+ in the Fraser canyon (80km/h) in summertime when i was 19 in my moms 94 Honda Accord 4cylinder. Cop was a cunt and actually stopped highway traffic to do a 3pt turn to chase me. I pulled over before she even caught me. I was shaking I was so spooked. $480~ ticket and licensed suspended for like 3 months. I never mailed mum license in like I was supposed to and just kept driving albeit carefully. like 2 months in I went to icbc and told them
I had gone travelling and the person who was supposed to mail or hand my license in never did and they just let me finish up my remaining month. I've had lots of tickets since including another $400+ whopper for speeding on the sea to sky in a construction zone on a SUNDAY when nobody was working. A couple $180 ones including one on my cbr600rr that I shoulda just ran for lol.

>>16180523
>broke law for my convenience
>forced to pay consequences
>want to try to weasel out of repercussions
>can't do so because it's inconvenient for me
>my convenience is the determining factor for deciding that the entire justice system is flawed

Blow us a sick Vape cloud, tip your fedora, and go pay your fucking fine, KIDDO. You're not fooling anyone with your pseudo intellectual and empty coffee shop revolutionary bullshit. You're a child throwing a tantrum because daddy spanked you for being bad.
#killcops #weshootinbacknigga

>needs to use google maps to find his way around
>doesn't know where he's going
>can't afford a fucking roadmap
lmaoing @ your life tbqh.

Buy a fucking roadmap you poor millenial cunt. I'm sure they cost less than $95. Alternatively, you could git fucking gud and know where you're heading or ask for directions.

>>16180563
heh, nothin' personnel, kid

Good to know /o/ is cucced by the state.

>>16180515
>you don't have a right to driving

Uh? You have a right to do anything you wish as long as you are not initiating force upon another person or their property. Movement is not an initiation of force.

Statists get out reeeeeeee

>>16180627
Please shut the fuck up and only speak out in your community college courses.

>>16177580
>be me
>had argument with my girlfriend
>decide to go out for a drive in my fox around 11 pm
>cruising at about 75
>some crappy mazda passes me going ~95
>woman
>decide to step it up and drive along going ~90
>slow down to 75 since I decided i wanted to cruise instead
>cop pulls up behind me to check my plates
>steps on it to pass me and suddenly stops besides me
>still cruising 75, which is already over the speed limit (65 I think)
>he steps on it and I step on it and we end up going 90
>he slows down and I slow down
>he steps on it again and cuts across 3 lanes and leaves me behind
>I decide to follow and we end up going 100
>he brakes suddenly to 60 and I do as well
>he stops me and I end up getting arrested for racing on the highway
>stuck in jail for the next 17 hours
>still worth It

only gotten one ticket

>1999 suabru legacy gt with hole in the exhaust
>because road salt
>no bother to get it fixed as inspection wasnt got about 8 months
>two dickheads going 30 in a 40
>drop to second and pass on the right
>get up to like 60, start engine braking in third
>now in 25 mph zone
>see unmarked cop in rear view
>pull into parking lot
>gives me the whole speech about driving too fast
>tells me he only knew because my exhaust
>gives me reckless driving ticket, gives me as pass on going 60 in a 25 because he'd have to tow my car

>go to court
>he tells judge he doesn't think i knew how fast i was going
>thinking, nigga you clearly watched me punch it in second
>no points, 100 dollar ticket
>still haven't learned my lesson, still doing 60 in 40s, 100 on freeway

>>16177661
>went to court, said I was sorry and I was showing off for my girlfriend
>it was actually my sister,
Best part

>>16180255
But did you get a ticket? Oh wait it's Oregon

>>16180627
whether or not you have a "right" or a "liberty" is irrelevant. rights and liberties are spooks, ephermal ideas of man that may change however the greatest will them to. only force, actions that affect yourself, exist. why is force wrong in a libertarian world? because someone enforces a prohibition against force

with force.

>libertarians
toppest of kekolds desu senpai

>>16180563
>The point
>your head

The repercussions do not exist until determined by a court of law, unless you accept them yourself. That is how it fucking works.

The law is not your dad. You are not a child in the eyes of the law. The law does not spank you when you've been bad. The law is an agreement between adults, an organised business, and a civilized matter in which civilized people talk about what they've done and what should be done about that. Even the police's immature attempts to enforce "do shit get hit" morality are arguable in the world of law. You could very well cost a police officer his job and get out of a ticket depending on the circumstances.

Sorry the real world is a little more complex than you expected it to be. But keep on living the easy to understand life where nothing ever changed from the time when you were five and staying up late got you spanked no matter what. The rest of us won't be paying half as many fines. Oh, but I'm sure you'll wise up and praise the courts when the consequences at stake are likely to be more severe than a few hundred bucks, like a trumpfag suddenly loving the everloving shit out of the electoral college as definitive of what america is supposed to be once they win because of it.

>>16180666
fuckin kek

>>16180736
Also, the law is rightfully/regretfully ran by some of the most cautious people on earth, so the systems we use to interact with it tend to be as resistant to change as you are. And that sucks.

Maybe after this current generation dies (which should be soon) we'll be able to appeal traffic tickets over skype and stop living in the horse and buggy "aint noone around who aint gonna be more than an hour out tomorrow" era, so the law can be utilized as it should in all cases.

But the point is

you don't understand or appreciate why we have the systems we do
and
you desperately wish for yourself and others to be indiscriminately punished according to a more simplistic, childish morality and that's just dumb

>>16180648
>>16180724
>i hate freedom and sound moral philosophy

cucced

>>16180755
>sound moral philosophy
spooks
>freedom
you don't know what the word means (but it's okay because meaning is a spook)

spooks

>>16180758
>calling everything a spook instead of actually thinking sets me apart as special

Not an argument.

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>>16180755
>he thinks freedom exists

>>16180771
>thinking about things that have no meaning

while you're blogging about the morality of GMO whatevers and fair trade like your words mean anything without force to back them i'll be [REDACTED] and then [NOPE] a simple casio watch [NOT GETTING ON ANY MORE LISTS] anthrocon [USE YOUR IMAGINATION] i mean you could get this stuff at home depot [GET YOUR OWN IDEAS] using some light bulbs and [WHOA NO] could easily [HOLD ON COWBOY] and then have some time left over to [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???] track them down and [COOL VIBRATIONS] muhahaha [COOL VIBRATIONS] in short order before finally throwing it all in the trunk of my miata and driving off a cliff

>never
I got a ticket one time for touching my phone on our cities main party street, I was used to not being looked at when driving my civic, turns out it's the complete opposite in a chaser.

>still get nervous whenever one's around though knowing if they wanted to they could defect me at anytime

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I've got a few stories some

The day i learned cops don't fuck with crotch rockets
>its 10;30 at night on my way home from work on the bike.
>cruising between 90-120 depending if there's any cars around.
>Randompackofcars.webm
>slow down to like 80 weave my way through roll back on. (not sure how fast i was going at this point)
>check mirror for lane change with signal.
>cop charger, that's why there's this random pack of fucking cars.
>continue on because im already fucking flying anyway.
>Bro cop doesn't even bother just keeps on cruising.
>get home wondering why i didn't get pulled over for 20-40 over.

I've got 10 minutes sir.
>wake up thinking that's weird i didn't hear my alarm.
>look at clock. O shit I got to be at work in 20min. (this is a 20-25 min drive)
>Grab keys start car.
>SORRY TURBO I AIN'T GOT TIME TO WAIT TODAY.
>going WAT doing like 100ish.
>hello charger in passing lane not passing.
>let off start to slow. he puts on blinker and moves over. THX man I'm fucking late.
>pass him, whoop whoop that's the sound of the police.
>pull over quickly get my shit together for him.
>he comes up and asks where you headed so fast?
>Look at him then the clock. Tell him ive got 10mintues to go 8 miles otherwise im late for work.
>Hand him all my info. he runs me for warrants comes back and gives me my stuff.
>Says slow down man cant be late if your dead.
>Thank you sir have a nice day.
>Take off
>made it to work with 2min to spare.

Dad Just hand me the shit out of the glovebox.
>just stage 2ed the WRX
>Go down to my parents ask my dad if he wants to go for a ride.
>Get up to the light before the highway on ramp.
>Traction control off. waiting for the green.
>Light goes green Slip the clutch at like 4500.
Tires chirp and hook.
>Go to shift to 2nd, BAM disco lights.
>Dad is like come on man you can be doing this out in public.
>Tell him to calm down and just give me the black thing in the glove box.

Part 2 Inc

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>>16180911
Cont

>get out all my info and pull out the get out of jail free card my cousin gave me. (cop relatives the best)
>Cop comes up I look over.
>Its a guy i went to high school with and worked with for like 3 years.
>Fucking CopBro whats up man. What you up to.
>Looks at me and says he was wondering what this fucking nut was gonna be like he just pulled over.
>He and I have a laugh he turns around gets back in his car and leaves.
>Dad is super salty that that just happened.
>Spend 2minutes putting all the shit back in my glove box so it will close.
>Go on a nice joy ride with my pops take him home and drink a few beers.

Everything else I was speeding and I got a ticket for speeding. called my cousin up and they get turned into a $15 seat belt ticket.

I've gotten a ticket only once

>just got my liscence
>drop off my friend into a literal fucking historical manor where she lives during a party
>in middle of fucking nowhere, its pitch black and I took a wrong turn somewhere I didn't see
>a cop pulls me over
>say thanks for that since I'm lost and ask for directions
>they point me in the right way
>after giving me a ticket for driving with an expired MOT

>>16180670
>mfw judge didn't know she was both

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>>16178035
Similar experience with a cop while on a bike

>6 years ago
>17 without car
>biking home from a friends place
>stayed later than I planned and its now dark
>biking in the bike lane on the main road because its the fastest route home and has loads of streetlights
>going about my business when I hear a cop siren behind me
>think its for someone else but stop anyway
>pig pulls up to me and rolls down window
>"can I help you officer?"
>"where are your bike lights?"
>are you kidding
>this fucking useless newbie ass cop decided that he had a stick so far up his ass that he felt the need to pull over a kid on a bike because he didnt have blinking lights
>as if a white jersey, streetlights, a reflector and other cars headlights werent enough
>"they are out of batteries officer"
>no I dont own a pair of fucking bike lights
>"you know its the law right?"
>"uh, no"
>"well it is"
>"hang on, if you could see me then why did you pull me over for not having 'suitible visibility'?"
>talks more bullshit for a while, tells me my safety is not a joke and that hes letting me off with a warning
>drives off
>laugh the whole way home thinking about shit I could have said
>mfw

>be me
>lived in numerous cities all over canada
>hooned since the day i had my licence
>hektik skids in my pickup
>major speeding when i had a subie (low speed limits so double the limit +)
>tray sliding
>drove through a soccer field
>burnouts
>donuts in parking lots

>never been pulled over once.
As a kid i remember my dad had gotten a new car and we went out for a ride and he hit 225 k/ph amd got pulled over, cop asked why and he said "breaking in new car"

Didnt even get a ticket

>was doing 60 in 35 in my 1.6 miata with 2 white stripes
>cop pulled me over
>talks shit that he's going to give me ticket for reckless driving
>I said to him that I'm sorry that I just bought this car and I'm getting used to it
>he immediately changed his mind and said that I should be more careful and let me go
>before I took off he said : "nice Mustang by the way"
>whatthefuck.gif

>>16181105
Terrible way of breaking in a new car. You are meant to do the opposite

>>16177661
>Mustang owner is dating his sister

story checks out

Most recent one and only one I care about was the day my grandfather unexpectedly died, and it's late and a shitty day and I just want to go to a bro's place to chill my mind off things, so I get to the 4way intersection at the entrance to his neighborhood at 10pm, slowly rolled through the stop sign as it was empty, Street pig turned his lights on and slapped me with a $200 fine.

I'm still but hurt about it. My only other ticket was going 81 in a 55 but I felt I earned that one.

Fuck It makes me mad. Court date is Tuesday.

>>16181249
Kek

>be 19yr old me
>after a long night of gaming, decides to go to grab some Wendy's
>about to be 1 am
>99 Eclipse GS-T, almost 300hp
>just installed a new clutch the day before
>ordered my food, and pull up to the window
>8/10 is the cashier, compliments my car and asks me if it's fast
>asked her when she gets off and that i could give her a ride (hehehehehe)
>she says no, but tells me to do a burnout for the lulz
>i say 'ok' *grabs food* and basically smoked the entire drive-thru area flooding the store with smoke
>pull out, and turn right omw home
>literally .5 seconds after. DISCO LIGHTS. *
*Untz untz*
>'do you know why I pulled you over, sir'
>'yeah man, i'm sorry. i did it to impress the chick over there'
>asks for my shit, 'brb' and goes to the car
>i'm literally shitting my pants cause i'm gonna get a ticket for reckless driving and for the smoke i left at the store
>comes back and says 'you have a clean record, and i understand you have a nice car here, but you shouldn't be doing that man'
>leaves me off with a warning, told him 'GOD BLESS U' and went on my way.
>gets home, SHE FORGOT THE SAUCE FOR THE NUGGETS.
>mfw

>pulled over
>cop comes up to speak to me
>YOU DOING ANY DRUGS M8
>no
>silence for a few seconds
>starts to walk away, then quickly turns around and shoves his head in the window
>NAE DRUGS, NAE DRINKING?
>no
>walks away then drives off

i think maybe he was the one on drugs

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>driving my abarth in galveston
>long, clear road
>going 110 in a 55
>coming up on the first vehicle ive seen on it, a big truck
>right as i get near the truck, i see a police cruiser in front of it
>slow the fuck down to like 80
>didn't wanna brake too hard
>still going like 70
>there's a police suv in front of that cop car
>im in front of both of them now, going 70 at my slowest, accepting my fate
>they take the next u-turn and leave
>mfw

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>>16181398
best fucking feeling in the world.

>IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED oh cool

>>16177661
>113 in 55
You deserved it

>>16179105
>Cop punched your car
POLICE BRU-BRU-BRU-BRUTALITY
AM I BEING DETAINED
SHOW ME YOUR BADGE NUMBER

>>16177661
You're lucky man. I got 50 mph in a 25 when I was 19. Charged with reckless driving- which is a criminal charge not a traffic offense. Judge says to get out of the criminal charge I can spend three days jail. Later she lets me know she was going to give me six days but I did a bunch of community service beforehand.

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>>16178820
>lol there was absolutely no way you were getting written up for 16 offences
On the off chance that you see this; he read me the list. It wasn't sixteen different ones, just sixteen individual infractions. Six counts of riding on the sidewalk, and so on.
Don't know how things are done in your neck of the woods, but if I had denied everything, there's a more than good chance that I'd get taken to court, and around here, an officer's testimony always outweighs that of a citizen.
I respect the way he handled it, because he taught me a lesson about awareness without needlessly fucking me over.

>wtf bicyclist where do you live that this is normal
Denmark. I think we're the most bikey (as in bicycles) country in the Western world. Pic related, a typical street scene. As a result, there's a fair bit of police-cyclist interaction. Simple traffic infractions are usually about 90 USD a pop, egregious ones more. Speed in a school zone, and you're living off puddles and rice for the next month.

>>16180061
Obvious sarcasm aspie

>be me
>be 18
>tune a 50cc Husqvarna supermoto with fully built 2t engine pushing out 25hp
>get new tire
>test how it handles on wheelies
>wheelie
>wheelie
>see a cop way behind me
>run.webm
>sirens go on
>stop.gif
>50+ officer with rotten teeth and a qt girl with him
>he so stupid knows nothing about bikes
>tells me it will be 150k HUF (~750$)
>I start acting sorry to the girl
>they leave me saying they will mail the ticket
>get it.png
>JUST A FCKN WARNING FAGGOT
>and 2 years of well behaving
>it expires in April
>fuck those stupid cops

>Be me
>Be 19
>working at pizza place, as delivery guy
>Boss is actually rich, owns multiple cars, and let's me use his 944 Porsche as a delivery car
>One night out
>Go a bit above speed limit
>get pulled over
>Don't have license on me
>Don't have papers on me
>start panicking
"License and papers please."
"I don't have them on me right now..."
>Cop goes to back of the car
"Can you open the back please?"
>There's a big sticker on the side of the car saying "Antonio's Pizza" which he probably noticed
>Get out the car, open back
"Do you have any pizzas you don't need? I'm starving. I'll let you go if you can give me one."
>Give him a salami one
>He let's me go

And this is how I got away without a license or papers for about 6 bucks (value of the pizza).

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>>16181249

>>16177580
>people asking why a cop pulled them over when they know they are breaking the law
>"wah! I'm mad because he caught me doing something illegal! Wah!"
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>16181465
>Cop commits felony by soliciting a bribe in the form of a pizza

He either
A) Does that shit all the time
B) Has the lowest standard of ambition ever

I mean, if you're going to sell your integrity, at least get a decent price.

>>16181225
Joke's on the cop it already had 20,000 km on it

My dad blows engines like hookers blow diseased crackheads. He drives like a complete madman and then gets the cars warrantied when they die.

I've never owned a new car but if i did i would probably baby it

>>16180129
It's less redneck and more retarded teenager

>>16180466
>if I don't agree with a law I can break it
You must be 18 to post here

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Heres a close call I had

>At work
>Driving to the dealership in the rental isuzu to get our truck back
>2 lane road, speed limit 55mph
>Easily going at least 5-10 over
>Suddenly cherries and berries
>This cop pulled out of a random neighborhood a half mile back and is absolutely flooring it
>Welp im fucked
>Change lanes
>He changes lanes and is rapidly approaching
>Yep im actually fucked
>Gets right behind me
>This is it
>He gets over a lane and merges onto i75
>My fucking face when

>>16180627
Sure, which is why you can drive when and how you want on your own private property. Public roads are a different story though.

This one happened in May:

>Wife calls me, tells me there is a speed trap on the way home
>Ok, great
>Get in car, drive home
>I approach where the speedtrap is, make sure speed is correct
>Go on through, 35mph in a 35
>Speed changes to 45
>Increase speed to 45
>Continue
>Cop pulls out and pulls me over
>WTF
>Asshole fucking pig piece of shit claims I was going 55.
>Argue with him over it
>He starts smiling and says "well you can fight it but you'll lose."
>"No, I won't lose. You assholes will schedule 70 people for the same timeslot like you always do."
>"Makes you want to just pay it, doesn't it?"
>"You and I both know I was going 45."
>He just smiles

I paid the fucking ticket.

Every time I see that asshole cop out, I give him the finger.

>>16181465
>944 Porsche
I'd quit.

>Busy killing myself
>car hits wall at 10k miles per hour
>head explodes
>cop pulls over my corpse
>"I'ma take you in on DUI boi"
>no i said with my flabby floops
>tfw still in prison to this day

>>16177661
Usually I side with the driver on ticket stories, but you're just straight up retarded.

Fucking kill yourself

>>16180119
https://youtu.be/b31lg6DTgJw

>>16181249
I spat milk out of my nose.

"Helped" a cop ticket someone before.
>waiting at a red light intersection
>guy beside me in left turning lane fucking texting like the world was about to end
>I drove a large van at the time
>cop stealthily pulls up slowly on my right where the guy texting wouldn't see him
>asks through my passenger window if he could get in front of me when the light is green.
>o-ok sir
>all greens. Texting guy too distracted to notice green light. Let cop get ahead of me, and gave an idiot a ticket
I thought he was gonna get me with a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seat belt.

>coming up to a stop sign with no white line
>roll the stop sign @10mph while making sure it was safe
>turn into crowded parking lot @800ft away
>cop pulls me over
>claims i ran the stop sign @20+mph
>go to court
>piece of shit lied and said both the faggots were @30ft away from stop sign

i was about to go super saiyan, these piece of shit are the reason why all the good cops get the same treatment as the assholes

>>16177580

>be me, early 20s
>driving with chick
>want to impress her
>speeding a fuckton
>you need to take that left anon
>im in the right lane
>its ok watch this
>light for left turns green
>quickly peel out, overtake car in left lane making a left turn and take off
>smug look on my face
>flashlights.mp3
>ohshit
>pull over
>officer jumps out of the car and runs up to me
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT BOY? LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
>put on best bullshit face "sorry officer, car in left lane was letting me go and my tires are bald"
>officer checks license and tires
>license fine, tires were actually bald
>get let off with a warning
>LOL WTF

>driving on highway
>72 in a 60 because down hill
>flashing lights
>automatic ticket, no flexibility

i pay an effective 20% of my income in federal taxes, i should have at least 2 "get out of jail free" cards

people who work in government, the military, or non profits are usually people who cant make it in real america.

kill yourself.

>>16181520
he's a policeman

of course he has no integrity and ambition.

>18
>dead end burger flipper decides to apply at local pd
>proceeds to spend the next 25 years getting fat on local taxes

>>16185446

> I wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Literally why.

>>16181448
>get out of criminal charge that would send you to jail
>still goes to jail
what

I've only gotten a few speeding tickets, no big deal. Both times, the cops seemed bored with the whole law enforcement endeavor.

>cop walks up with radar gun to window, roll down window
>him: "do you know why I pulled you over?"
>me: "probably for speeding since you have your radar gun in your hand"

most unusual story
>be driving loaner car back to dealer
>see cop at intersection, continue on my way
>cop follows, lights
>pull into gas station because regardless of what happens, I still have to return the car with a full tank of gas
>while cop is screwing around in his car with lights on, get out and pump gas anyway
>he steps out and walks up
>>facing the gas pump but turn my so he knows that he has my attention
>"sir, I stopped you because you didn't have a front license plate"
>him: "but now I see that it's a dealership car so I won't write you a ticket"
>me: "okay. have a good day, officer"

He was a young pup too. It must suck to be a cop in a small college town with little to no crime.

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>Be driving for 2 weeks
>headed for the train station
>drive 5 over
>suddenly disco behind me
>drive to the right and prepare to be fined
>cop drives past me with 30 over
>arrive at train station
>cops are there loading in some idiots that tried to break into a vending machine
>mfw they didn't even get anything out of it

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tfw i've had my licence for six years now, no tickets and never been pulled over.

>>16181451
Didnt know any place where you could get a speeding ticket on a bike. I suppose you can't drink and bike either.

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>>16178866
>1000$

>>16180783
>he doesn't understand the concept of "spooks" but uses the meme anyway

For shame.

>>16181623
> Sure, which is why you can drive when and how you want on your own private property. Public roads are a different story though.
>public roads
>public

"Public" roads are an immoral initiation of force against private peoples by a tyrannical government exercising """"law"""" backed solely by guns. The government has no right to have built these roads, all of the property of which was stolen from private citizens, as """public""" property is a sham.

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>Winter beater shitbox with no exhaust on it
>sitting at redlight in downtown
>didn't know cop was behind me (nighttime)
>peel out when it turns green
>disco lights immediately
>pull over
>he takes my license/reg ect
>asks me if I have a muffler on this car
>flat out tell him I cut the exhaust off from the cat back with a sawzall
>get a written warning
>wrote it as an exhaust leak

Only incident in 4 years of driving, and none of my cars have mufflers.

>>16179962
>When I break the law I accept the consequences of my actions
Why
It's a fucking shit law. Literally not allowed to use GPS to find where the fuck you're going, fucking retarded. Show me even one paper map that has every single business on every street.

>>16181249
>driving dad's 93 5.0 Mustang


Did you not read it?

>>16178323
I have never held my phone while driving.

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>>16177580
>class 8-9am
>work 9-9
>get off work in small town, downtown deserted
>wait at red light
>turns green and dump the fuq out of the clutch
>hektik skid
>go over railroad tracks right after I straighten the car out
>cop coming up from the other direction right over the tracks

>mfw if I wouldn't have swept for this bitch I wouldn't have been seen

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>>16190689

>'you going somewhere?'
>tell him I didn't mean to lose it, apologize, call him sir
>he chills out and runs my papers
>he comes back with the clipboard and asks how long I've been driving
>since 16 bruv
>'so what do you think I'm supposed to do here??'
>say I understand and take the ticket
>he gave me a citation ≈ a speeding ticket
>mfw he probably could've pulled me from the car for what he saw

Pretty chill experience in the end but I never shit myself so aggressively as when I was ripping 2nd to 3rd sideways over railroad tracks past a Texas sherrif

>be me, 20, have 2004 Mustang GT
>car has full bolt-ons, shitty pnp HID headlights, tinted lights, is loud in every sense of the word and an absolute cop magnet
>same state trooper, a weird little asian fella named trooper lee who loves to stop young people with modified vehicles pulls me over on three separate occasions
>once for changing lanes but not signaling long enough (even though I did signal)
>once for the loud ass exhaust
>once for the HID headlight and tinted tail lights
>he never did anything but give me "verbal warnings," did the same thing to all of my friends he stopped
>traded Mustang in for new 2008 Subaru STI, was right when the hatchback was released and there was not a single one in my state, had to travel about 1200 miles round trip to get the car
>just started off with cosmetic modifications, yellow fog light bulbs, black wheels since performance parts weren't really available/affordable yet
>minding my own shit on the way to a friends house when I see red and blue behind me
>sure enough, trooper lee at it again
>he comes up to me, immediately recognizes me as the kid that had the loud blue Mustang
>says he's tired of wasting his time stopping me for the same stuff and is going to have my car towed because my HID lights are illegal and unsafe
>I say, "sir, the fog light bulbs are a different color, yes, but they are halogen bulbs, not HID. so they're the correct bulb for the housing and are not a danger to anyone"
>he replies "I'm talking about the headlights, I don't care about the fog lights you shouldn't have them on anyway"
>almost think he's fucking with me for a second
>"sir, this vehicle came with HID headlights from the factory. they're perfectly safe and legal, I haven't modified them at all"
>absolutely refuses to believe me, says he's going to arrange for a tow truck to come pick up my car

part 2 incoming

>>16190764

>I get desperate, pop the hood and try to show him that none of the wiring has been modified, he seems to have no clue what he's looking at anyway but still refuses to believe me anyway
>I'm on my Blackberry trying to find anything online, an article or whatever that states that the 2008 STI comes with standard HIDs
>he's still not buying it
>finally after like 15 minutes of straight up begging him not to tow my brand new car he agrees to let me drive it straight home as an act of goodwill, and says he doesn't want to see the car again unless the lighting is all returned to factory
>I go home, call state patrol HQ, talk to his boss who doesn't want to admit but seems well aware this guy is a bit of a dumbass and does this shit all the time
>I explain that I have no choice but to drive past where trooper lee always sits on my way to work and this shit can't happen anymore
>chief ends up giving me his first and last name and cell phone number, tells me to call him directly if it happens again
>the rest of the time I owned that car, even after eventually installing many more aftermarket parts, trooper lee never bothers me again. I'm guessing he probably got told to leave me alone by his superior

>>16180160

What the fuck are you smoking? Even I'm full /pol/ and you sound crazy.

>when people agree on a rule it is made into a law, enforced by the officers who exist to prevent anarchy

>as a citizen of your country you are obliged to adhere to these laws, no exceptions

>any attempt to weasel your way around this fact will be thrown out in court, see: Sovereign Citizens, anarchists, Communists attempting to conform non-communist countries into communist countries through long drawnout law discussions with police officers at "protests"

Here's a great tip to not get thrown in jail: follow the law and you won't be in trouble with the law. Holy shit, it's that easy! If you don't like the law, go to another country, county or state that has different laws. The entire season we really have states is for having seperate laws.

Are there times when you can probably speed lots on empty roads at night and get away with it? Definitely, but if you understand the consequences of breaking the law under any condition, cops in sight or not, you deserve what you get.

>>16179105
>he walks up to headlight and gives it a punch

Did he also ask you if you've seen a certain John Connor around?

I've got a good one

>be me
>middle aged fuck. Kinda a boozie.
>I take my ride out on the town and hit up a pretty dope bar.
>get drunk as fuck inside
>walk over to the store right next door and buy a case of fosters
>jump in my car
>start her up
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>too much power in this bad boy
>end up right up on the damn curb.
>mfw I literally didn't even make it out of the lot.
>I see some cunt calling the cops.
>I jump out of the drivers seat and hop into passengers
>drunk me thinks this is fucking genius
>cop shows up.
>"what're ya doin buddy?"
>"not much. Just waiting for a mate"
>"oh yeah? What's his name?"
>uh oh he knows I'm fucking with him.
>"James"
>basically story ends with me getting fucking arrested. Cunt cop.

>driving to visit a buddy who's getting out of the army soon
>he's throwing a party at his house on base,says there's going to be lots of single females there
>megusta.jpg
>since I'm trying to get laid I take the motorcycle over my shitbox truck
>3 lane highway for about 10 miles with 6 exits to base
>going roughly 75 in a 60 with light traffic
>move through lanes to bypass slower vehicles
>bypass a semi in the middle lane to see a cop on the side standing outside his car with radar in hand
>made eye contact and he hops in his car and pulls onto the highway
>out of state resident so there's no way to fight it
>decide fuck it and gun it,move through traffic at about 95 while he attempts to catch up
>I need to get off the highway
>take the exit before the one I need to take, cut up over the highway and head back the opposite way on the other side of the highway
>haul ass from the off ramp to just before the gate at roughly 100, brake like a mofo and get on base
>as I'm turning into a side street I see police lights hit the gate
>pull up the friends house and park the bike in the garage
>tell him the story and he offers be the spare bedroom for the night/ how ever long I want to stay
>end consuming mass amounts of alcohol
>also ened up taking one of the females into the room with me,but I was too drunk to do anything
>from what I hear I got my pants off, flopped into bed and passed out
>stayed a couple days then rode home the speed limit

>>16191214
Tell that to my reduced tickets and nullified points

And "deserve" is a strong word that implies objective morality, something that is officialy waived in secular societies not ran by literal philosopher kings.

>if you don't like it leave
if you don't like it, shoot everyone who disagrees with you. america's founding principle.

>>16177580
>3 months ago
>around 8 PM, driving on highway home from work
>traffic was light so wasn't really watching my speed
>letter comes in the mail 3 weeks later
>done by a hidden & unmarked mobile speed camera for 108km/h in 100 zone.
>$162 and 1 demerit point

weeeeeeew

>>16188203
get out of here, """""sovereign""""" citizen

> 16 years old
> Driving home from a movie and breakfast with a bunch of friends. My car has 4-5 people in it. GF is in her car with people. Another car loaded with people and a guy on a crotch rocket.
> We're acting like assholes, swerving all over the road, speeding, being shithead teenagers.
> It's also 4am and there isn't much traffic or anything else.
> I turn onto a dark side road that leads to a friend's house.
> See headlights appear behind me but far away. I already figure it's a cop and my asshole collapses in on itself.
> Headlights are on top of me suddenly.
> Disco lights.
> Pull over and roll down my window.
> Cop doesn't ask for license, registration or anything else, just starts screaming at me like I assfucked his infant daughter and shoved my blood and shit covered dick into his mother's mouth.
> Buddy on crotch rocket flies past, cop starts interrogating me about who he is, I lie and say I have no idea.
> This keeps up for probably 10 minutes before he finally asks for my license, registration and proof of insurance.
> Writes me up for willful and wanton reckless driving.
> Finally lets us go and we all meet up at friend's house. Guy on bike is waiting there and said he followed when he saw the cop and was hoping the cop would chase him after he flew past.
> Automatic court date, but to keep a long story short I got off with nothing but traffic school.

>overslept
>had a company car from doing field service the day before
>speed off the Autobahn into the city
>suddenly a fucking spider comes dangling off of the A pillar
>I'm arachnophobic as fuck and try to murder it while taking a corner
>they set up a speed cam in that corner

The bullshit part is that I never got a ticket for it, they couldn't ID me from the photo due to the frantic hand movements involved in spiderkilling but all company cars had a mandatory driver log

>>16179340
Similar story here,
>Today, just got off work at 1:30 am
>roads empty and i'm pissed because i had to work 30 mins more
>floor it home
>long road a mile away from home is empty
>floor it 0-70 in a 35
>pass some cops that were in a stoplight with their lights on
>we make eye contact
>foot off throttle, let the car slow down on its own
>think of 100 excuses, open up sunroof and decide to go with "bad night at work and i'm shitting my pants officer"
>see car approaching fast behind me
>not the cops
>they probably were answering a call near where i saw them
>laugh at how lucky i've been every time i encounter a cop at 25-50 over the speed limits
>everytime they are either next to me or they got in front of me when they joined the freeway and then i passed them
now im thinking im shitting on my luck by posting this

>>16181451
>Denmark. I think we're the most bikey (as in bicycles) country in the Western world.
Netherlands here. No you don't.

>>16188015
You can get speeding tickets on bikes here too (although you're usually let off with a warning). Drinking and biking is prohibited by law, as is public ontoxication, so you're pretty much forced to grab a taxi - although these laws aren't enforced at all, untill youc rash into something.

>>16188015
>Didnt know any place where you could get a speeding ticket on a bike
You can, actually, if you got the legs for it. But that bit of my post was more general. You cheeky fucker.
>I suppose you can't drink and bike either.
Well, you can, until such a state where the police asses that you cannot ride safely.
In practical terms, this goes almost unenforced. Drunks on bicycles are better than drunks in cars, and besides, like I said, everybody rides bikes everywhere in the first place. Plus, we take our drinking seriously. Busiest day of the year for police and medics are J-Day, the day then the Tuborg, the largest brewery, releases the Christmas beer (Julebryg, hence J-Day)

>18
>late to work
>pulled over 88 in a 50
>quarter pound of weed in the trunk
>state trooper stares at my exhaust
>then goes to the front and stares at FMIC
>finally gives me a warning cuz im white and .02 miles from my job

>>16191420
Fight it, most laws state 10% error margin

I've only gotten one ticket and I'm still really mad about it. It's apart of a bigger problem that I still encounter regularly.

I believe that it should be ILLEGAL for roadside workers to leave out their "work area, reduced speed limit"-signs when they aren't there. I see this shit all of the time and it makes me furious.

It's the middle of the day on the freeway. Speed limit is 70mph, but there are "work area" signs changing the speed to 50. NO WORKERS TO BE SEEN AND YET THIS IS ENFORCED and I've been singled out and got a ticket over it.

I've seen the same shit on another road near my house. Normal speed limit is 45, but they changed it to 35 and it's 5pm when the roads are fucking packed with everybody going home from work. Again, there are no workers out there.

The worst case of this I saw is this country road that is between two neighboring cities. You can normally go 55 through there, but they put work signs out making the speed limit 25 and this is through a LOOOONNNNNNNGGGG stretch of like three miles. They want you to go 25mph that fucking long and, again, I saw no workers.

This shit needs to fucking stop. At the very least, they should be taking commonsense into account and only ticketing you for speeding in these work areas while workers are there, but I've been ticketed myself for speeding through an EMPTY work area

>>16181105
>225 kmh
>no ticket/impound/suspension of license/criminal record

Lol whatever you say man

>>16191706
>cuz im white
>liberals actually believe this

>>16177580
wow op nearly the exact same thing happened to me. I was holding my phone at a red light so I could actually know where the fuck I was going and I got fined. Only difference is my fine was FOUR HUNDRED AND FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS. Fucking australia is so fucking ridiculous

>>16183982
what did he mean by this

I've had four incidents with the police.

A speeding ticket for 14 over because I was passing a slow af minivan.

Another one for "unreasonable acceleration", a city ordinance that says if you chirp your tires it's an automatic ticket.

A written warning for 102/55 lol because the cop was the only car I saw for 8 miles and it was all farm fields.

Just got another ticket for 34/20 because I was late to work.

>working some shitty dominos
>close up at 2am, drive boss home because he lives near me
>at the tume i used to accelerate hard up to the speed limit
>skid a bit leaving his shitty apartments
>driving dark streets home
>suddenly headlights like 2 inches off my bumper
>dude is definitely following me as I make a couple turns
>I slush a stop sign, he just rolls it and keeps right on my ass
>I start to speed up a little
>make a few unnecessary turns
>he's right on me
>start heading to main highway, thinking about how to find a cop
>this road has streetlights
>oh shit it IS a cop
>lights up and pulls me over
>have an interesting conversation
>turns out my boss's apartments are drug dealer paradise
>from his point of view I saw him coming around the corner, peeled out and then made a bunch of weird turns
>no tickets, verbal warning for the stop sign

>>16177580
Tint your Windows and hold your phone below the window. Even legal tint will help if you live in an area that is strict.

>>16177580
>Casual Saturday driving
>Making a turn in a double lane that merges into 1
>4x4 next to me
>Figure I'll just nip forward, since he has to merge into my lane anyway
>He floors it as I start pulling away
>I pick up the pace a little bit too
>Go 74kmh in a 60 (so, 46ish in a 37 zone)
>He's still dangerously close, and I don't want to drag some retard in a 4x4, while I'm enjoying a chill drive
>back off and let him through
>keep plodding along for a few seconds
>tfw cops walk out to the middle of the road and wave me down to pull into a side street - they zapped me with a radar gun and not the cunt who cut in front of me speeding
>tfw $200 fine and 2 demerit points
>tfw the road is a 300 m stretch at 60, then turns 70, and the cops set up shop less than 50m away from where it changes limit to try and jew people out

I guess I'm at 'fault' for not watching my speedometer instead of the road and the jackass next to me, but why not punish the worse offender in that situation?