>You wake up behind the wheel of a McLaren P1 GTR

>oh fuck how did I get here
>this race suit is so hot
>oh good i'm not moving
>the marshall's waving me out of the pit lane
>guess I better go
>I hope I don't stall it
>my engineer's asking if anythings wrong
>"J-just taking a breather, t-thanks"
>Is that a $50k watch on my wrist
>ok there's turn one, take it nice and sl-
>cold tires cold tires!

After teetering around the track carefully, I'll get out of the car, and stare in bewonderment at my newfound wealth and status in life.

>manage to stall twice before driving off at 20 mph because terrified of damaging it

th-thanks

>>16173976
>What the fuck do all these buttons do?

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>>16174009
>>16174036
>>16174046
good lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipOvGdEh9kU

All that complexity to get its ass handed to by a Viper.

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Ayyyyyy

cant wait to sell it!

>a TV screen flicks on next to me
>a sharp pole is directly next to my neck
>on the TV there is a creepy looking puppet
>thefuck.jpeg
>"hello anon, I want to play a game"
>"this car will speed up 10kms every minute without warning"
>"you must complete a full lap of this track to be freed from the car"
>"however each time you brake, that pole will move closer until it pierces your neck"
>"good luck"
>suddenly the car starts moving forward...

>>16175187
So basically just babypace it around the track at about 50kph? Easy.

>>16175187
>downshift
>complete one full lap at redline and then the car explodes

>>16173976
Look for the drinks button, I need something strong

>>16173976
>why is the brake pedal so hard?
>my feet hurt

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>>16174147
Good day sir.

>>16173976
>I realize I can only drive motorbikes fast
>take corners like a grandma
>barely survive one lap and immediately go back in the pit lane
>complain about how slow the car is

zzz...FHDSGGFHSNSFDZBVZZXCVmassiveoversteerDNVBVBNZNZBNVDBNDZMV...zzz...

>>16175715
>not street legal

>>16173976
>Wonder why I'm in a cage
>Sneak back into bed and pretend to sleep
>Await wakeup bj

masterbate furiously.

y-you too.

>doesn't have adjustable TC
>doesn't have adjustable ABS
>doesn't have adjustable brake bias

KEK and it calls itself a fucking race car

>>16178174
See pic in >>16174062

>>16180750
>has to be modified
Top lel
Stay btfo

>>16180762
>still faster

>>16180796
Yes, the radical is the fastest street legal car on the planet.

Stay btfo

>>16180807
It's slower than the p1 gtr though

>>16180812
>not street legal
V8 fangirls getting desperate again..

>>16180822
It's street legal though

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Which one would win?

>>16180825
It isn't. Try again V8 cuck.

>>16173976
>WTF?
>drive to car dealership to trade it in for something more useful because I'm an adult.

>>16180830
If it has a valid license plate it can be driven on the road, so it's street legal

>>16180847
not him but yeah it ain't road legal senpai.

>>16180849
>implying V8 fangirls are capable of accepting the truth
Good luck trying to convince this moron

>reach for shifter
>there's nothing there
>realize I have no idea how this fucking thing works
>remove harness
>open door
>get out
>turn 360 degrees and walk away