NEW ALFA ROMEO STELVIO IS HERE

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>>16169879
ATHEISTS BTFO

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>>16169881

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>>16169885

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>>16169887

I like it.

>>16169879
that front end is hideous

>>16169879
>stelvio

>germancucks btfo
I'm german and I love this car
However..
How many seats? I dont think my wife will allow me to buy it if there isn't enough space for her son and the syrian refugees we are keeping at home

I may consider to buy a multipla in alternative

>>16169881
its a mini van ?

Good old Alfa's. Giving cars the angry Asian squidward look and somehow making it work for many many years

>>16169879
Wow! such a sporty and utilitarian vehicle! This car looks very safe!

>shitalian shill threads
polite sage

>>16169879
Oh look, a sporty suv/crossover.

Into the trash it goes

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>>16169881
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>>16170062
the transformation is complete

>>16170070
Pretty good. If the plastics on the fenders, the sideskirts and bumpers and it would easily pass ass a stelvio.

Also move the clover more to the left

>>16170087
I'm not so good with the photo editing
quadrifoglio was done quickly

but a cx5 with a busso v6 and some new wheels and front clip would be cool

>Quadrifoglio Verde Variant (the one with the 2.9 TT Ferrari V6) offered from the beginning

I'm conflicted. It's basically a four wheel drive Giulia wagon that's riding a bit too high. They'll probably set a new Nürburgring record for SUVs soon.

And since Alfa's US launch hasn't really happened yet (aside of a couple dozen 4Cs) it's probably a good thing they now have an actual product to sell to people

Stelvio + Guilia + next gen Giulietta would make for a decent range. Now they just have to get on with it ffs

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I want to like it, but man the headlights+grill keeps putting me off.

The Brera looks much better if you ask me, I still can't help but look at them when I see one on the street occasionally.

>>16170136
Looks like the tapered end of a shit, at least the new Alfa actually resembles a car.

>>16170146
> the tapered end of a shit
I don't see it at all
post pic for resemblance

>at least the new Alfa actually resembles a car.
man, what are you on about

if you like shitalian overpriced muh passion shitboxes, you don't belong to /o/

I want to make it clear

the only exception MIGHT BE some Ferrari model in particular
for the rest, if you like italian cars go to plebbit, /lgbt/, gas chamber etc.

>>16170118
>They'll probably set a new Nürburgring record for SUVs soon.


2 problems with that

1. Who the fuck cares about nur lap times for SUVs?
2. Why the fuck does alfa cares bout nur lap nowadays?

Alfa always did what they wanted and didn't care about arbtrary lap times. They (mostly)built car they wanted to build and couldn't care less what other thought, no matter how weird they were.

The current alfa romeo seems like it's trying to fit in with the rest, instead of doing their ting.

ALSO PARTICIPATE IN SOME MOTORSPORTS MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>16170216
>ALSO PARTICIPATE IN SOME MOTORSPORTS MOTHERFUCKERS.

This would be really important! Alfa made really nice and sporty cars with the 4c and the Giulia but they have a bad bad image.

>>16170187
Idiot-shitboxdriver spottet, probably burgercunt.

>>16169879
0-100 in 3.9 sec
285 km/h
FASTEST SUV IN THE WORLD

>>16170216
I agree 100%!

Although I find the current lap times arms race oddly fascinating, although (or because) it's so fucking pointless. Except for the hot hatches maybe, but especially for SUVs of course

>ALSO PARTICIPATE IN SOME MOTORSPORTS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Man I wish. There is an unofficial TCR Giulietta (TCR=GT3 for toruingcars), but I don't think they'll sell too many of these

And there are currently rumors of a semi-works Alfa Romeo effort in BTCC 2017. I'm not optimistic, but the the thought of fire spitting NGTC Giulias makes me moist

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>>16170327
forgot pic

>>16170327
BTCC is cool because there is a good variety. Then after a few years ditch it and go for WTCC.

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>>16169879
Is that a crossover or a hatchback

>>16169881
That's nice

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Now that literally EVERY brand tries to be all over MUH EMOTION Alfa seems so fucking desperate and does not stand out the tiniest bit anymore.

They try to crank up the constipation level but it does nothing.

>>16169918
you're an idiot sir

>>16170187
>overpriced shitalian muh passion

Are you talking about the car that humiliated all the competitors around the nurburgring?

The same car that is the series model 5 door saloon that journalists keep comparing to the M4 GTS (street legal race car without interior, roll bar, coupè and shit) because they know otherwise the M3 would be rammed in the ass?

BTFO nigger, you don't deserve cars.

>>16170451

Yeah sure, that's why Alfa Romeo won several design prices (even in Germany) for the Giulia, both given by the readers and the critics (also design professionals).

Alfa Romeo is just returning at the top of the automotive industry, in the place that belongs to the brand since forever. THE ABSOLUTE TOP OF MANKIND AUTOMOTIVE PRODUCTION.

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>>16170553
Your post is fucking dripping slime.
You might want to turn it down a notch.

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>>16170576

Back in 1967 Alfa Romeo was invited @ World Expo in Montreal as the only car manufacturer because it was the absolute top notch, they produced the best and most beautiful cars mankind has ever had.

After years of shitty administration (Italians are good at fucking up things when it comes to steal and corrupt in general) they finally have reborn and FUCK ME IN THE ASS the first car, THE FUCKING FIRST car - The Giulia - has abruptly destroyed the competitors both dynamically and on comfort side.

So, in the end, praise GODDESS ALFA ROMEO you infidel.

>pic related: what you'll dream tonight when you'll cum in your pants while sleeping.

>>16170593
No shit Sherlock.

Back then their designs were innovative and really good looking.

What you don't understand is that they're nothing special anymore.

>>16170601
Among the competitors they sure are the ones with some character, although they're not as good as previous models.

This time Alfa Romeo has to sell worldwide so the car has to look good both for Europeans, for Americans, Asians and so on...someone will be unsatisfied but this is not 1960 anymore, if they don't sell, they would fail.

By the way, as I said, they won awards for the current design: http://www.alfaromeopress.com/press/article/alfa-romeo-and-abarth-design-awarded-by-auto-motor-und-sport

Unlike competitors, again.

Lexus and Alfa Romeo are the only brands with distinctive design and real character, the others are just copy paste from the hatchback to the top luxury model > $100.000. Fact.

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My dick hurts from the non stop erection

>>16170320
lel the X5M/X6M will fuck it on track

>>16170797
and the x6m top speed is 290kph

>>16170544
>>16170576
>>16170601

Do not argue with an alfist. They like to post about history, soul passion, and they post a lot of shit.

>>16170320
>>16170800
>Implying SUVs with the aerodynamic effeciency of a brick are capable of reaching their top speed in a public road

>>16170797
Just like the M3 fucked the Giulia, right? xDD

>>16170136
The only problem with the grill is they went for honeycomb over horizontal metal strips.

Headlights are super bland, though. I wish they'd bring back the three bulb configuration, it looked so good.

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>>16169885
Looks a lot like the Tuscon

They said in a presentation just now that the Stelvio time in the Nurburgring is 7:59, is that good or bad?

>>16171165
If it's true it's the same time of the Cayenne Turbo S

>>16170537
The front end is fucking disgusting

>>16169889

>start/stop button on the steering wheel

>>16169879
They're btfo until it has to drive any distance above 100m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvX2AgZH3KE

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>>16171661
>I'm not aware of what I'm talking about
>I'm a troll

pick one

>>16169889
Fuck me, that's pure sex even though it's in the wrong type of car

>>16169879
>Stevia

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>>16171707
Passo dello Stelvio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stelvio_Pass

>>16171720
[drifts internally]

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>>16171730

I went to Stelvio Pass 2 years ago, the view was fantastic but it's not very fun to drive on actually.

Not because of the road itself but for the traffic.

>tfw my old Lumia 1020 took pictures INFINITELY better than my new ishit Phone 7

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>>16169881
ma che pezzo di merda e questo ou..

>>16171165
Did he say it totally true and that his dad worked for alfa romeo?

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>>16171720
With corners like that, they should have made an MR2 imitation.
https://youtu.be/B9GVILtYcNY?t=323

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I'll just leave this here..

>>16171833
>posting a fucking animu as "evidence" for the cornering capabilities of a car

>>16171839
that's shit, go to prep the bull, Hans

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>>16171822
The official Stelvio presentation at the Los Angeles Auto Show.
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAaIVeC_Hs

>>16171842
Jeez anon, take a chill pill. It wasn't a serious proposition.

>>16171844
to hell with them both and all other grossovers.

>>16169889
>fake carbon fiber trim

this is how you identify a Chav

>>16171859
Doesn't the Cayenne Turbo S have 60 more hp?

That's some dirty rape.

>>16171817
Hai capito cosa c'è scritto oppure scrivi in Italiano perchè non capisci l'Inglese?

>>16171839
A taller A Class, when the Stelvio is the GLC rival.

10/10 anon, you really know the automotive market.

>>16171859
Wow, how much did they pay that guy to stutter so much?

>>16171976
You are fake, piece of shit.

That's real carbon as the carbon in the shaft underneath.

Stay mad Bmw cuck.

>>16172042
Still chav shit, whether it's real or fake, when it looks like that.

Real men use dry carbon that's also not a pretty flamboyant weave.

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>>16172061

Dry like this?

Look at these fake aluminium shift paddles, top kek, then look at the one in the stelvio made of and from an entire piece of real aluminium. Take a look even at the size.

>>16172089
Dry like what?

Nigga that's wet weave carbon.
Chav shit.

>>16172102
>he was ironic

Post here an example of what you're talking about anon, maybe from some competitor of the Stelvio.

>>16170374
Crossover

>>16170593
>FUCK ME IN THE ASS
Only true line in this entire shillpost

>>16171679
How is this an argument you mong?
Dual exhaust tips on your pt cruiser are probably great aswell because hellcat has two pipes.

>>16169978
German too. Loving this thing.
Problem is, we already have a Multipla so i guess we wont get a Stelvio too.

>>16171031
That's not even honeycomb, that's freaking tennis court fence.

Tell me about the German and American engineers, why can't they keep up with the Italians?

>>16173133
Germans are after defeat devices and American engineers are simply not good enough.

They lack passion & soul

>>16173222
trips = truth

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SAY MY NAME

>>16170537
Its vomit inducing

>>16170990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_hydu4sMU

Perfectly achievable in Autobahn

Alfas are ugly and never work. Bravo shitaly

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>>16174579
REEEEEEEEEEEE

It's fat.

>>16175680

They work brilliantly around the nurburgring however, they're so good they humiliate the entire competitors.

Strange world isn't it?

>>16176043
nurgurgerburgerking times sure are relevant, especially when talking about some soccer mom crossover aberrations

>>16176084
Won't soccer moms be proud to drive the fastest SUV ever made?

>>16172061
>slippery slope

>>16175529
Why wouldn't they make the fastest hot hatch in the world instead...?

>>16170593
Did people wipe their hands on that car? What's with all the fingerprints?

>>16171754
I didn't know such a beautiful place existed

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>>16176111

Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvNWwx7USY

>pic related: me in my old shitbox climbing the Stelvio (I love how the car in that photo looks goofy).

>>16176101
They will.

>>16176240
Why does the back of it look like an angry SUV?

Who designs this shit, honestly? How do these people get jobs?
These are the sort of starving artists that should be unemployed and literally starve to death, not working for auto companies.

so what is it? is it a hot hatch? or a crossover? either way ,looks like a mazda

>>16172042
Can we have some proof?
Alfacucks on suicide

>>16176545
The same man who designed the Lamborghini Murcielago.

>>16176545
Murrican detected.
It looks good, in real life.

>>16176240
Oh cool, an ibiza FR. I heard those are quite zippy. 140 something HP should be fine with the weight it carries around.

>>16176756
It really is. At least in the Giulia. I sat in one last week.

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BAMP

>>16180411
It is, lots of fun with the direct steering wheel (for an econobox I mean it really is precise) and as for the weight: 1010 kg / 2226 lbs

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>>16172071
lol

>>16176043
call me when they can go more than 20 miles between breakdowns

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>>16181521

You are a piece of shit idiot, uninformed and troll spreading memes and falsities.

People like you should be beaten because they ruin the reputation of companies and products.

Why in the name of fuck in this board we keep seeing thread about people who wants to buy VAG cars when they're costantly scamming users with dieselgate, faulty DSG gearboxes and 1.4 TSI who exploded with a 100% success rate, and I still can't read a single comment like yours?

Instead you, I presume you are an average American full of himself and the typical ignorant who screams "USA, USA, god bless america and the troops!" every day, rely on memes of things happened 50 years ago.

You know what cars TODAY, 2016, are subjected to what memes spread about Alfa Romeo (the rust)? Toyota. $3,6 billions fine because of rusty suvs and pickups.

Am I reading something about that? No, of course not, it's easier spreading shit about a glorious brand that you didn't see in real life.

Fuck you and fuck the people like you, eventually you'll se for yourselves what this company and their cars are capable of.

>pic related: another piece of shit like you who was eventually proven wrong.

>>16181554
poor b8, the effort/reward ration will be shit with this post... just like the reliability of the new Alfas. :3c

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>>16181596

I'll bite for the last time.

Don't you think that if what you're stating was true, a weak car maker like Alfa Romeo would have failed today?

Everything closed, everyone fired. Puff, vanished.

Also why in your poor trolling effort you're saying this?

>just like the reliability of the new Alfas

Are you implying the old alfas were realiable?

Of course you aren't, you don't know what you're talking about as you're copy pasting statements you heard from bigger children.

>>16181661
>its a """""sports sedan"""""
>full of complicated electronics
>made in Europe
>by the Alfa Romeo sub-brand
>of Fiat-Chrysler Automotive

I'll be surprised if they run long enough to leave the dealership... not that anybody will buy them.

>>16181675
>>full of complicated electronics

What car doesn't have complicated electronics apart from the only ones you can afford, from the 80's.

>>made in Europe

Yep, the same continent who produces the ultimate super reliable bullet proof German cars the entire meme corporations worldwide loves.

Two weights two measures?

Also are you sure that your brand new American car doesn't have the same electronics of a modern Alfa Romeo?

Bosch components and every other things and pieces comes from worldwide producers, it's not that Alfa Romeo has 100% Italian components nor does a Ford or a Mercedes.

>>16181688
>super reliable bullet proof German cars

m8

come on m8

tone down the b8

>>16181704

I was ironic you dip.

You know this is a meme and you're right, the popular belief although doesn't agree with reality.

What makes you think that when it comes to Alfa Romeo realiability it's all true and it's not an opposite version of the German bulletproof realiability meme?

You can't troll forever.

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