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Rekt/WTF/You wat you lose/etc
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>>16168501
Wait, is that bolt smashed into the end of the piston head?
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>>16168515

Maybe.
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>>16168485
How do you get to this point without your car literally screaming out in English that there is a problem?
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I've had this for a long time and keep forgetting to post it.
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>>16168530
That's some dope foil above the right tail light.
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>>16168529

Damn, I was able to post that one.

Also, the driver might have been hearing impaired.
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Obligatory
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>>16168558
Is he trying to stop corrosion? Marine people bolt lead to their blocks because it will corrode before the iron or something
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>>16168564
Actually, I think that he had more keys lying around than washers.
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>>16168564
They usually use zinc not lead.
Anyway I think he's using the keys as washers to screw the frame to a 2x4
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>>16168551
What's going on here?
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>>16168558
>>16168564
I might be wrong but I believe that's a wood beam inside that rusted area.
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>>16168576

Look carefully
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>>16168576
Look to the right of the 3 at the Ford symbol.
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>>16168485
I'm always going to think of that "I know that ABS is involved" post when I see that image now.
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>>16168577
>>16168564
Yeah I see that now I thought it was more rust kek
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>>16168563
what's wrong here
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>>16168515
Its an imprint
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>>16168605

I'm thinking all that shit was already in the oil pan BEFORE he removed it.
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>>16168521
What on fuck is happening here
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Kek
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>>16168630
Something that really mattress
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>>16168630

I think its a fence. Chain fence.
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>>16168642
Why don't you sleep on it and tell me if you still believe that
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>>16168638
>mattress
It's a mattress
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>>16168521

>Fucking mechanics, trying to scam me of my hard earned money!
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>>16168656

Holy shit

That's even harder to comprehend

Fuck puns BTW

I really hate puns
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>>16168521
Last Sunday, on my street, some kids in an F-350 ran over a recliner put out for the trashman. It was night and I guess they didn't see it or were drunk and thought it would be funny to run over.

They spent the next six hours in the dark cutting that shit off the driveshaft. I felt bad for them but it was also a little funny.
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>>16168540
w-what
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>>16168981
welded diff bro
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>>16168529
Wat would this even work?
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>>16168521
my auto teacher from high school worked at the shop pictured
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>>16169249
cool
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>>16169261
That's part of the suspension, right? What is it exactly so I can learn about it?
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>>16169330
I believe that's the top of the strut/shock tower.
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>>16168674
That poor starion
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>>16169266
Pretty good design, makes it easy to check the spark plugs.
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>>16169241

I've been thinking about this and I still can't believe it.

Gotta be bait.
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Fresh OC from a couple weeks ago. Customer claimed her S60 was nigh-undriveable and made a horrible clunking noise. She drove it into the shop.
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Never let a 12 year old wrap your AMG.
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>>16169222
'straya'
'commo's'
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>>16169244
Did it fell ?
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>>16169266

Okay i fucking lose I guess.

How does this shit happen?
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>>16168593
that is pretty hardcore
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oc from today
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>>16169544
Was it a 'well it worked fine and then my teenage son drove it'?
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Heres my waterpump before I cleaned it out. Poor thing was fucked
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>>16168674
Starquest rip
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>>16168674
did they live?
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>>16170334
At some point sure
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>>16168485
That's nothing.

>when half of the rotor broke away
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>>16169532
it's legit

they were towing it without the head on it and dropping it in first at like 50mph
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>>16168521
I'd be the guy who couldn't resist saying "welp, there's your problem"
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this is why ford deserved to go bust
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>>16168551
>ford

Found yer problem, mate.
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>>16168635
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>>16170468
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>>16169330
Some jagoff tried to lower his car by giving the shock extra clearance in the most ghetto way imaginable.
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>>16169236
Dat stance
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>>16169544
What am I looking at?
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>>16170566
looks like a couple of the teeth on that gear have been ground up
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>>16170577
Oh, didn't notice that.
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>>16168485
lol wtf happened to that disc?
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>>16170329
whatever works
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>>16170724
cut off the disc to display the fins/cooling design in between. auto class
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>>16168530

Spoiler Alert!!
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God damn, this thread is almost identical to the one yesterday, but with even more stale pictures thrown in.

Lets get some real OC in here.

the story:

Dude was on tour with his band;

>We first went to Visalia, Roseville, Hanford, San Jose, Oakdale, Santa Cruz, Santa Ana, Oceanside, and then to Huntington. When we got to the pier, being surfers as well, we stopped and looked around. When we started the car back up, we had some serious rod knock... Not having much choice, we kept truckin along on up to Santa Monica, back to Santa Ana, drove through Hollywood Hills in the tight winding neighborhoods lookin around, and then down to the final stop in San Diego. That little redblock still puttin in work! Finally we begin our trip back home to Jacksonville, Florida. We didnt stop anywhere except for gas and food, just cruisin along makin good time. As we pass through Tallahassee, Florida at around 4:00AM all excited that we're 2 hours away, everything changes....
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>>16168674
Tree 1
Car. 0
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>>16170808

>Somehow we went off the road, heading straight for a guard rail. Careful not to turn too quick in fear of rolling, I tried to pull the car back on road before we hit. I knew it wasn't quick enough so i said "hold on...." and we hit it with im guessing the front left fender/corner light.
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>>16170816

>After seeing it, I can not possibly be more thankful to know that all 4 of us got ourselves outta that car. We all walked to the ambulance and were all discharged from the hospital and on our way home that same day.

I suffered a sprained ankle and AC joint, some cuts and scrapes, lower back pain, and most likely a concussion. The front passenger only has some lower back pain. Back right passenger has a larger cut in the top of the foot and needed stitches, and the worst was the back left passenger, behind me. He has a soreness in the shoulder, cuts and scrapes, and a non-displaced fractured C1 vertebrae.

The car and trailer were totaled, along with a lot of the music equipment. Unfortunately, we didn't have collision insurance on the car and no insurance on the trailer. The gear wasn't covered at all either. We are so fortunate to have such good friends and family, they set up a gofundme for us and wont stop helping us get back on our feet.
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>>16170827
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>>16169043
I guess, No idea how long the welds would last. The guy who did it obviously never heard of spring helpers and just went straight to nigger rigging.
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>>16170827
>Americans have to set up fundraisers because they're broke after crashing a 30 years old utility car and destroying a bunch of guitars
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>Customer states car died on freeway and won't restart. Please inspect and advise.
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>Customer says there is a loud grinding noise when stopping.

In case it isn't clear, the inner pad wore down to the point that it fell out and the piston became the new pad.
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>>16170487
Don't think so...I think it was installed without washers and pushed through
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>Replacing timing belt on a B5 S4
>Customer mentioned the engine was also leaking a lot of oil
>It's a 2.7, of course it's leaking oil
>Mfw I find this
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>>16170856
Something tells me that's suppose to be one bar in the middle
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>>16170902
yes, yes. The cramshaft.
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>>16170334
walked away
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>>16169257
I dont get it. Is that the total weight, or the balance weight it needs?
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>>16168540
#weldeddiff
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>>16169562
there are times where you simply need a professional. fullbody wraps are those times.
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>>16169562
>>16171103
There are times where you really need to rethink your decision. Fullbody wraps are those times.
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>>16168492
#stanced
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>>16170856
Broken Camshaft
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>>16171466
You have no right to make fun of an 800hp Boss mustang.
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>>16171466
Is this in china because the engrish is perfect?
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>>16170030
That's what happens when you hydrolock an engine the size of a house.
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>>16168529
Seeing that gives me physical pain.
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>>16169544
>>16170577
wtf was it welded or did it just shit itself like that??
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>>16171856
Just shit itself. The case was cracked but 80% of the oil was still in it when I pulled it apart.
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A pat on the back to anyone who can tell whats going on here
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>>16172749
I'm not sure if I even want to know.
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I really wonder what noise this made
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>>16172749

Looks like the front of a Ford explorer with a piece of metal welded between the transport slots for... a makeshift bumper support or something? What the fuck
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>>16172754
>>16172762
Its a picture our version of the DMV put out after a large-scale operation where they went into unlicensed garages to check what they were doing

That right there is a piece from an old clothes rack, welded on to "repair" the body
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>>16172749
Walmart grade shelving repurposed for frame support
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>>16170900
Now thats real fuckin cute

>here's a cheeky little crankshaft of a cbr 900 rr
>PO said it threw a rod while idling
>sure thing, bud
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>>16169231
Brake job just in time.

Now that's stretching the budget!
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>>16172804
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>>16171066
That's what it needs to be balanced.
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>>16168551
>whenyouseeityoullshitbrix.pdf
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>>16168642

>1 Volk wheel for sale
>Great condition
>Dont low ball me, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
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>>16172782
>fukushima motors

Seriously what the fuck?
>>16171504
>360 amps of juice
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My nightmare at this moment
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>>16168575
oh my god there's a 2x4 in there
it's hard to see because everything is the same color
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>>16172750
oh hello dropped valve, my old friend!
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>>16172898
you wouldn't happen to have a cheap welder would you?
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>>16172749
home depot specialle
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>>16172898
heat that bitch up, hose it with pb blaster or kroil, then weld a nut on it and back it out
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>>16173260
Always fun
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>>16171466
This is done well enough that it's amusing, not gore.

>Insane Aggression Over Kill
>Sex Metal Barbie Brain Wash
That car is awesome.
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>>16168529
Never underestimate the stupidity of people.
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>>16170329
thats some real class makers mark type shit
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>>16170856
i dont see...oh
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>>16170856
>no one noticed the broken roller rocker
what the fuck happened to that piece of shit engine
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>>16170856
How does this happen? Not enough oil? Manufacturer defect? What the fuck man
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>>16173331
ok I lost it with this one.

If you have to use a chain wrench and a vise to open you can of anti-seize you make want to re-think the usage of that product.
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>>16173406
i dunno the engine looks pretty trash to begin with
i mean chain driven 2 valve OHC is just bumfuck retarded
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>>16168593
Imagine the noise that made.
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My Jeep I just bought for $300.
The rotor and pads were so thin the caliper was leaking fluid from the piston being pushed out so far.
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>>16173246
Well shit, I never really connected that rotaries would have completely conventional valves like that.


Huh.
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>>16173246
How?
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>>16173418
>chain driven

as opposed to what? BELTS?
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>>16173503
Here's a picture of this one chick's pick up. Her brakes failed going down a mountain, no less. The pads wore so thin it started eating into the piston. she got a second opinion when i told her she needed a new caliper
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Incoming dump from a diesel shop.
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>>16173699

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>>16173715
Yeahhhh...if I remember correctly that was a DT 466, we ended up swinging a reman into it.
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#5 liner on an ISX 15 dropped .003 inches, wound up reaming, shimming, and inframing that engine.
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>>16173721
That's OK, you didn't need all those valves.
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>>16173727
TOOOOOOOORQUE
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This one and 177 are related. Guess how much oil an International 8600 series can hold in the exhaust pipe?
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Just finished relocating the battery on my tacoma guys!
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>>16173776
aaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>16169266

>heard u was talkin shit
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>>16169991
No theres a video of it blowing apart, its a 2jz no less.
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>>16170027
Stripped threads.
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>>16173821
does diesel shit ever break in a way that isnt insanely expensive?
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And this is why we depressurize air lines before disconnecting them.
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>>16173827
Not really. I mean sure, there's the preventative maintenance stuff that's pretty reasonable, but most major failures are expensive in either parts or labor.

Of course most of the shit on commercial vehicles is (theoretically) designed to last half a million miles at least.
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>>16173827
kinda your best case scenario is only one injector shits out
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>>16173932
are those carbon fiber shafts?
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>>16173932
Haha what kind of retard would make an axle out of fiber
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>>16173839
Cause you're too weak to hold onto them?
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>>16173963
driveshaft
ferd
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>>16173839
What does that even fucking mean?
What are you gunna do fucking drain the tank?
Suck my dick fagboy.
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>>16173989
was this a prank?

is that hair?
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>>16173982
>this fuckin guy.bmp
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>>16173827
While it can commonly be expensive, it's also uncommon.
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>>16173991
that whats inside a muffler bro, until they explode
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>>16173756
hello mr rod
>>16173776
whole new meaning to "wind shear"
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>>16174013
oh so it's fiberglass

why did it explode?
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>>16173741
what>?
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>>16173809
what the fuck!!!!!
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>>16174054
what the fuck am I looking at here? I know it's fucking retarded, but why!!
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>>16173809
Redneck ingenuity at its finest
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>>16168529
>Eric-The-Car-Guy.jpg
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>>16174116
>>16174054
If you faggots wrenched on cars every once and a while, you'd know that sometimes you have to think outside of the box when you have a bolt that's being a son of a bitch.
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>>16174116
because somebody doesnt have enough ass to break that bolt loose, and apparently doesnt have a compressor and impact gun
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>>16174195
goddamn, use a pipe. if it takes a truck to break it loose, its gonna break that bolt.
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>>16174195
this desu

>>16174203
angles are everything sometimes
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>>16174209
Now this I can approve off.
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>>16174095
What in the dear name of god, how the hell does that happen. Guess that 4.6 has torks
Looks like that metalworking shit I see on youtoob.
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>gore
>no blood
step up senpai
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>>16174209

For some reason, I expect that to lift the entire car.
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>>16174282
That's a pretty
>Fresh
Dent.
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>>16172898
Double bolt it and back it out?
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>>16169236
>gs400guyafterarainyday.jpeg
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>>16174329
don't think head is supposed to be pointed in that direction
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>>16172898

There's still stud poking out, and it's solid!

There are so, so many easy ways to get that out.
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>>16173721
Impressive!

>>16173741
So, about that life insurance eh?
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>>16174329
>this is no longer flavortown.jpg
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MPDS coupler bushing
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>>16174329
Is he okay?
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>>16174373
>MPDS coupler bushing
how many hours does that pay bro?
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Rotors off my shitbox, owned three identical cars for 16 years and I still can't find a set that won't overheat and pulsate like a motherfucker.

>>16174373

MDPS*
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>>16173787
I wonder how this pic came to be, was it the owner doing it for shits and giggles or did someone intervene, because obviously it wasn't driven into a shop like that.
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>>16174384

Warranty time is 1.5 , dealer I was at sold it between 2.5 and 3 customer pay.

Could be done in ~30 minutes if you knew the shortcut
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>>16174421
lol, is that an aluminium diff?
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>>16170869
I did that to my car recently. I was like huh I've never done a rear brake job in like the 8 years I've owned it but have done multiple front rotor/brake jobs.
When I took it apart the piston was shredded pretty good after the inner pad disintegrated.
rebuilt caliper was only like $50 after core.
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>>16174329
>censoring the image
The fuck? Why would you do that?
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>>16174490
i got banned once
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>>16173387
>>16173400
>>16173406
Alrighty, here's the full story from my end:
A little over 2 years ago a 1984 BMW 318i gets towed in because it won't start. The reason it won't start is because the engine bay caught fire and the owner tried to rewire the whole thing himself. Unfortunately this was before I had a smartphone so no pictures of the rat's nest of house wiring and scotch locks that we were presented with. After getting a good used harness and getting the car to start, we found several other things that needed fixing, one of which was the cam lobes having fucking trenches cut into them. About $4,000 and two months later the car was ready to go. Payed for and delivered on Christmas Eve.
Fast forward two years to the week and a familiar-looking 318i gets towed in because it won't start. First thing I did was check for spark (none) and replaced the cap and rotor because the contacts were all wasted. Still no spark. I began to think it sounded a little funny when cranking so I grabbed a compression gauge and on my way back to the car our part-time tech says "That doesn't look quite right". He has the oil cap off and inside we see the broken section of the camshaft.
We suspect the cam had some porosity in the casting because outside of the fractures it looked fine and it broke in places that don't get oiled anyway. The broken rocker is from the piston coming up on the compression stroke and smacking the intake valve that stopped mid-lift.
We were all set to put a used engine in it but the guy backed out and claimed he and his son would be able to do it. Haven't heard anything since.
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>>16174503
delet
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>>16174503

Damn, what did that?
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>>16173646
How did she get the car there?
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>>16174512
mincer
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>>16169244
That straight six and it's linear torque
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>>16174496
thats mental
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>>16174329

Man that's old.

I first saw that pic over a decade ago. Uncensored, mind.
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>>16172774
chocolate pudding!
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>>16169249
naturally aspirated
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>>16174513
Wear an interference part out enough and it no longer becomes interference.
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>>16173331
Okay, I fucking lost.
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>>16174988
Had the same thing happen with a molybdenum grease jar.
There is other other explanation other than someone glued the top on with something.
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>>16170903
>cramshaft
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>>16175025

I'm trying to learn metallurgy related info about molybdenum but I can't find shit

Can you help me?
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>>16173413
Well thank you, captain obvious.

I bet you're fun at parties.
>>
Oh man, I don't have the pictures anymore. I went to a meet and there was a burnout contest going on. Some rich trustfund kid in a new vette moved up to do it. He failed the first time and immediately tried again. He blew the diff right out onto the pavement.
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>>16173809
This is actualy genious.
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>>16169249
>Dry sump brah
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>>16173712
Oh boy, there have been some things thrown around in there no
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>>16173809
Please no, poor ratchet. Atleast use a torque bar
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>>16170900
What am I looking at?
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>>16172806
>engine almost cuts self in half with runaway piston
TOOORRRRKK
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>>16173776
Reminds me of something that happened to my parents. My mom had a turbo PT cruiser (I know I know, but she really likes them for whatever reason) that she got fully detailed as a promo from the little used car lot she picked it up from.
One of the fuckers cleaning the engine bay left a rag near the intake and it got sucked into the turbo and caused it to go kaboom
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>>16175209
I imagine the lower shaft poking out in the very bottom is a crank shaft and the black part around it is the main seal. It is clearly no longer sealing much of anything.
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>>16173596
There are gear driven ones too ya know...
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>>16170856
Poor M10. You have to be a real fuckwit to blow one of those up, they're redblock-tier tough.
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>>16173418
>i mean chain driven 2 valve OHC is just bumfuck retarded
You're pretty bumfuck retarded. That's an old engine
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>>16173578
They don't, it's a joke.
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>>16173595
peripheral port maybe
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>>16175994
Read the full story, the cam was a piece of shit.
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>>16174398
I'd bet it was a troll.

There's no way someone could be competent enough to attempt to relocate a battery, but not know that a driveshaft spins and an exhaust get hot...
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>>16174029
>dropped
could be any number of things from the engine, but basically what happens is gas gets inside a hot muffler and ignites. It's happened to me before.
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>>16173776
This is why you never engrave your name on your tools
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>>16174356
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>>16173776
the wrench gives it extra torque
>>
>>16173741
So when this were to snap, what would happen?
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>>16173975
>it's my first time, I swear
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>>16174306
I don't see how you'd get two bolts on there. Just weld it.
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>>16175244
>My mom had a turbo PT cruiser
No need to be ashamed of those, they're basically sleepr SRT4's.
>>
>>16176758
kek
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>>16170479
what year?
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>>16172758

how

transmission is like the strongest part of the car
>>
>>16173975
how did the comp inlet melt? that'd be the coldest bit right?
>>
>>16174247
if something jams up the oil pump end of the shaft, the camshaft will keep on spinning the pump shaft until its a candy cane
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>>16174329
>ATVs
will never not kill people
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>>16177319

2008, according to the tech
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>>16172758
Blowing a gear seems normal but a bell housing, holy fuck
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>>16177447
glad I've never had a ferd
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>>16176738
still don't understand how you kill yourself installing spacers
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>>16174490
>expensive
blue board bro
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>my engine is running a little hot
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>my air conditioner stopped working
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>>16177479
poor doggo
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>can you take a look at my brakes? they're making a funny noise
OPs pic 2.0
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>>16177462
Clearly he was changing the muffler bearings
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>yo wassup bro i lowered my car and now its making noise
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>>16168536
I'm trying to imagine the carnage of actually applying the brake
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>>16169544
That happen to me in my comet gt when a teen. It's not that awful to drive.
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>>16174043
kek
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>>16174282
my dad had once to repair a wild harm and found a deer foetos somewhere under the hood hidden
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>>16168485
wait, now hold on a second, how is that a fucking rotor?
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>>16177620
>Piston fully depresses
>KACHUNK, SLAM, THANK YOU MA' AM
>"OH FUCK WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW OTTO"
>entire caliper slams out with bullshit from a mangling 30lb steel disc


Hopefully you'd just be able to skid to a halt real quick on the three remaining wheels and not careen off a fucking bridge.
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>>16178046
It will probably break with 25% less force, but otherwise fine.
Until you slow below 50...
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>>16170827
>>16170816
>>16170808
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>>16177503
this could be the next stance
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>>16173982
When I worked in the shop the only lines we'd depressurize before removing were the 1/2" 220PSI lines that drove our 3/4" and 1" drive stuff.

Each fitting had 2 position valve, flipped one way it would open up, flipped the other your line would be shut off from the compressors (we had 2 and a storage tank), and would expose and open a port into a little home-made baffle. This was mainly because if a fitting got stuck open or a line cut, that big meaty hose whipping around could do some serious damage before it drained the system.

Our total capacity for air was over 200gal, with two 75 gal compressors (one kicked on at <200psi and one at <150) and a 50 gal additional storage tank.
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>>16175160
Using a giant rubber band on a loose chunk of metal?

Yeah, smart
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>>16178146
>rubber
I think it is polyester.
>>
Does anyone have that picture of a mine truck's engine that exploded when the transmission suddenly shifted from 5th to 1st?
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>>16173954

When your Honeywell Turbo goes bad
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>>16176785
he means thread two nuts on and tighten them against each other, then back the stud out by using the top nut as if it were the head of the bolt, because the bottom nut will keep it from backing off the stud
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>>16172782
What's going on here? Did the guy pour coolant instead of oil? (Assuming that's the pool pan)
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>>16178752
the stud doesn't look long enough to fit two nuts on there.
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>>16179380
dont be a pussy
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>>16179380
jam nuts
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Reddit is definitely for faggots but if you dig this thread check out "justrolledintotheshop" interacting stuff tbqh senpai
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>>16174421
Hey jackal what type of Hyundai did you always brag about getting like 300k miles with hardly any repairs? What engine??
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>>16168635

Haha! do you mind if I save this image?
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>>16174329
uncensored where?
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>>16172749
radiator mount
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>>16174329
These fuckin things are so dangerous. They're capable of going way too fast and their steering is usually atrocious. Same thing with those covered passenger ones. I'll never buy one. Plus riding one on a rough 4x4 track is uncomfortable and tiring as hell.
>>
>>16177479
How did Ted Cruz get in your blower fan?
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