*zzzzzzp* *click*

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tick tick tick tick tick.....

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ZZZZZzzzzzzzzt

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*spin*

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ting ting ting ting tiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng

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TKCRRkRRRR

>get into m8s car
>"put your seat belt on"
>don't
>it kills him inside

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tss tss tss tss.......tss.....tss...tss
*switch hands*
tss tss tss tss tss...tss...tss.
*switch hands*

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fwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii TSSS fwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii TSSS

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*BRRRRRRT*

>>16163482

*HNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!*
*SPLURT!*
*I swear it has never happened to me before*

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*clunk*

This is a good thread

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*BOOOOOOMM*

>>16163584
Go away /pol/

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Brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapvrapbbebrbbrbrbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbapbrapbrapbeapbrapbrapbrapbrap

>>16163584

Ok, I lol'd.

>>16163455
Haha epic you sure showed him xD

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tickticktickticktickticktick

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>>16163584

*boom* *boom* *crash*

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>>16163584

*BOOOOOOMM*

>>16163437
nah senpai,
lublublublublublublublulblub

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bump

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TWELVE

>>16163667


GET ON THE GROUND FUCKO

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tck-tck-tck-fssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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じーーーーーーーーーーー

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>click
>FSHHHHH
>click
>FSHH
>click
>fssshh
>click
>fs
>click click click

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>>16164617
Anyone with a GM of the late 90s knows the sound....

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Hon hon

>>16164617
>>16164623

I love that sound

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BRRRRRRRRT

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BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

>>16163394
>zzzzip *CLACK*

>>16163401
*CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK*

ferd why

>>16164964
Fucking.

Door bongs are the worst, it's the one thing I hate about my car.

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>>16164962
also BRRRRT

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>have DIY Raspberry Pi navigation in my car
>buddy of mine who also knows how to tinker thinks it would be funny to prank me
>he changes the female vocal sample of the word "street" to an incredibly obscene moan that is even on a way higher volume than the average samples

>he also set some lockup that doesn't let me turn it off or lower the volume when the word "street" first comes up

>mfw it happened the first time in the middle of traffic with all my windows down

The fucking moans of that day are still echoing in my ear.

>>16164992
Holy shit I'm dying just thinking about this.

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THUD

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

POWGFSHHHHHKLUNK

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ZUUUU TUTUTUTUUUU

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>>16164964
*Bee bee bee beep* *Bee bee bee beep*
*Bee bee bee beep**Bee bee bee beep* like a fucking alarm clock

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DABADEEE DABADAI

>>16163667
"We will, we will rock you"

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*BUBUBUBUB*

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*shhhhhhhhhhnk*

>>16165003
>kachunck

German car door and American car door noises are premium

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CRRRRRRRRRRUNCH

>>16165122
true, i love how the doors close on my e60
i even have a video it on youtube

>>16163592
fuck off mudshitter

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>>16163394
EEEEE-ERRRRT
BAAZAAAPPPPP BAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP BAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
*sniff*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>16165380
>*sniff*

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>>16163394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkZMirlW-90

>>16163584
Back to >>>/pol/

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*FFFFFFSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*bbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*ekh* *ekh* *ekh* woooah sik kloud mane

>>16163584
tep kok

>>16165156
>shlrp shlrp shlrp
oh wait that's the owner

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>>16165380

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PUPUUPUPPUPUPUPUPUPUPUUPUPUPRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa......pupupupuppupuupupup

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homohomohomohomohomohomohomohomohomohomo

Michael Winslow, what are you doing on /o/?

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>>16164395
Lel

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bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo

>>16164570
>>16164599
>his vent doesn't sound like a propeller plane preparing for liftoff
https://youtu.be/HGdmoEWabg4

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>>16165525

>decide to leave /b/ and check out the other boards
>see a board for cars, sounds interesting
>scroll down through the honda and Toyota threads
>first thread I see is a bunch of men making car noises
>go back to /b/ and never leave again

For the Toyotafags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFIIhpJJ3M

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giihhgiihhgiihhgiihhgiihhgghhhhhhiiiiiihiiiiiighhhhhgiihhgiihh
*brap*
giihhgiihhgiihh
GHEEEEEE
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

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>>16165661
>/b/
newfag

also *taclunk*

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>16164623
>Implying hondas don't also do that in gen 6 and 7

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*deja vu*

>>16165026
>Tfw same car in same colours. Just mine is prefacelift
Its a consistent ring for me though. Also battery dying has a much more annoying sound.
>Evey light flickers as it rings beeps and ticks.

>>16165694
that looks really satisfying to shift with

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DEET DEET

>>16165694
dem exposed phillips head screws

>>16163592
>>16165415
They're here for the winter ball, so I don't mind them.

Their bantz are good and at least they are not spamming ecoboost and other shitty memes.

>>16163477
Mine goes
>Whooooooooooo

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>click
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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*terrain ahead* *pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up pull up*

>>16165631
That is great

>>16165771
Eh, it was mostly for the 90's civics but i couldn't find a image of a eg hatch with the doors open

>>16165010
Runaway diesel is the best noise ITT.
https://youtu.be/3NRaqgab0_w?t=89

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>>16163394
vroom

>>16163626
You mean: *clunk clunk clunk ppssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clunk*

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>>16165923
*OVER G OVER G*
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
*OVER G OVER G*
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

This thread is very soothing

>>16165923
more like

EKRAN EKRAN EKRAN

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>CLUNK
>bzzzbzzzbzzz
>crunch
>*muffled scream*
>ahhrhgghrrhl

these things are the worst

>>16165662
Best part of initial D

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>>16165485
Hey, I went to trades school with a dude who had that name.

also:

SCREEEEEEEEEE

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>>16168119

wait, is that an actual ferrari interior?

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> *clunk*

>>16163441
Thank you
Thank you for this post

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[v r o o m]

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ungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungung

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>>16169101
I think you mean
>*clunk*

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>select first gear
~CHUNK~

Strangely satisfying.

>>16169477
>select second gear
~BRRRMMMMMMMM~

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clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

>>16164992
kek

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>>16165415
>>16163592
cri moar

>>16169586
dont spread cancer pol tears in a comfy thread, my friend

>>16165631
That's not a Pontiac. That's a goddamn FW190.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZT ZZZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZT

>>16169657
> go away /pol/!!!!!
cry some more kek

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>>16165923
*gdzie jest krzyż*

>>16169477
On my 250 it's
>pull in clutch
>wait 0.000001 seconds
>select first
>click
>still in neutral

On my 650 it's
>pull in clutch
>wait 30 seconds
>carefully select first
>*KA-FUCKING-POW*
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMOTHERFUCKER

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>>16163584
*blocks your path*

CAW CAW

>/o/tism. The thread

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>>16169863
no matter how slowly you click down or up on the selector it will engage at the same speed due to it being spring loaded.

Just thought id let you know.

>BZZZZZ*crackle*BZZZZTZZZZ

>>16169477
>select neutral
~chunk~
>kicked up to second
>kick down to neutral
~chunk~
>now in first
>kick up to neutral
~chunk~
>now in second
rage_pepe.png

>>16169657
>pol
>bump in name field
>not enjoying jokes
>>>/reddit/

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*clunk wirrrrrrrrr bang bang CLUNK CLUNK WERRRRRRR WERRRRRR WERRRRRRRRRRRRRR WERRRRRRRRRR WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CLUNK CLUNK WERRRRRR*

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *ping*

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*REVS*

>>16170294

POCK WERRRRRR POCK

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beep-beep-beep beep beep-beep-beep beep beep-beep-beep beep

>>16170775
*leaves headlights on*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkr

>>16169358
Chebby tree-fiddy sound confirmed accurate

>>16163592
>guy makes offensive joke
>"H-Hey, you can't say that! Back to /pol/"
You are a faggot

>>16169144
[ V R O O M ]

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>>16165819
>their bantz are good.
That's not /pol/, that's either Abboland or Potatoland. Literally every other country is just perpetually butthurt.

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>>16163584

>>16165017
Muffled DEJA VU

>>16163455
Kills him inside, but kills you outside

KGGGGGGGGG *CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACzOqaRvAUQ

>>16165858
I fucking hate those stupid goddamn switches. Have that exact setup in my Sienna and it's ass fucking backwards compared to every car I've ever owned which was push FORWARD to open, BACK to close. None of this pull-up bullshit.

Fuck you, Toyota.

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Zzzzzzzzp ttpfffffff

>>16176361
I like toyota's power windows. Pull up for the window to go up, push down for down