>Kia Soul >soulless shitbox

>>16160096
>Ford Taurus
>Is not a named Pokemon.

>Mercury Marauder
>Dindu Nuffin

>Chevrolet Express
>Does not handle your packages.

>Pontiac Grand Prix
>It's not a race car.

File: 1478370199370.jpg (16KB, 285x249px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 285x249px

>Toyota Civic

>>16160096
>jaguar x-type
>not shaped like an x-wing and cant sail through space.

>GMC Yukon
>The closest thing to drive to Alaska with.

File: 1476630506157.jpg (128KB, 750x741px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 750x741px

>scat pack
>offered on shit cars

File: 1478929717326.png (66KB, 205x198px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 205x198px

>>16160128
>Chevorlet Monte Carlo
>not manufactured in Monte Carlo

File: MY HEMI!.jpg (53KB, 720x368px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 720x368px

>Plymouth Barracuda
>It was never a Hemi.

>MerBenz Sprinter
>Runs a long distance.

>Chevrolet El Camino
>It is way of life.

File: 1477924931404.jpg (212KB, 1110x1080px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1110x1080px

>>16160133
>cousin calls her car a "Toyota Passat"

>Shelby Cobra
>Not a Ford Mustang.

>>16160096
>Kia Venga
>doesn't come with a 90's boy band

>Dodge Viper GTS
>It's not a hentai OVA

>>16160096

>Subaru Legacy
>has no significant legacy or heritage

>McLaren F1
>Does not compete in F1

File: 1479100644486.png (2MB, 1444x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1444x1080px

>Volkswagen Beetle
>Was not a Nazi prototype tank.

>Porsche 911
>Nevuh 4 Get

>>16160096

>Pontiac LeMans
>never raced in Le Mans

>Pontiac Torrent
>doesn't come with pirated software

>Toyota Soarer
>stays on ground

>Scion xD
>not funny

>Opel Adam
>not the first car in the world

File: 1478799356225.jpg (147KB, 640x675px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 640x675px

>Nissan Skyline
>The Last Samurai

>>16160096
>Nissan Skyline
>Has nothing to do with the sky

>>16160236

The price is sky high

>>16160228
>Scion xD
>not funny
Laughed too hard at this

>Mercedes-Benz W210
>not a twingo

>>16160096
>Volkswagen Golf
>Shoots over 100

>>16160238
This

>>16160124
>You're mom
>Handles my package

>Ford Fiesta
>Is not a festival

>>16160152
>>nobody rich enough to live in Monte Carlo would be caught dead in one.

>Lincoln Town Car
>not very pleasant to drive in town

>Hyundai Accent
>doesn't highlight any of your style

>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass

>>16160428
>>Ford Probe
>>can't fit it up my ass
Is that a challenge?

>>16160428
>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass
Buy a Miata

File: hyundai_excel_x3_2002.jpg (69KB, 584x328px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 584x328px

>Hyundai Excel
>isn't particularly good at anything

File: 1421574469179.jpg (54KB, 680x583px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 680x583px

>>16160846
>lolol miata gay car lolol

First time I have heard that joke.

File: 1468713304536.png (473KB, 1278x1164px) Image search: [Google]

473KB, 1278x1164px

>>16160863
Its not a joke, its part of its marketing.

>Ford Edge
>middle aged white moms drive it

>>16160266
>you are mom

>Skoda Yeti
>not actually a mythical creature

>Nissan Tsuru
>Actually longevous as fuck and still sold despite being obsolete as shit.
Not 1000 years old but hory shet.

>>16160869
Wtf I hate mazda now

>Isuzu Hombre
>Not a spic

>Kia Borrego
>doesn't look like a lamb

>S2000
>actually 1997 cm3

File: Remove NOW.jpg (142KB, 1041x1066px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1041x1066px

>Volkswagen Rabbit
>It's a car

File: 18946754618954.jpg (39KB, 660x440px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 660x440px

>>16160096
>Ferrari LaFerrari
There are ther Ferrari cars, too.

>McLaren P1
Not qualified to race to even get P1.

File: wanker.jpg (351KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 1200x630px

>Mitsubishi Pajero
>doesn't even have hands or a dick to wank

File: boa.jpg (258KB, 2822x1616px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 2822x1616px

>>16160096
>Ford Mustang
>not a horse

File: 98565481564537654.jpg (9KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 275x183px

>Ferrari Enzo Ferrari
>It's not a the person or even resembles him

File: UNMm0Mm[1].gif (1MB, 287x206px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 287x206px

>>16160140

>>16161101
>Ferrari Enzo
>not designed by Enzo Ferrari
ftfy

>>16160205

10/10 would up and down again.

>Suzuki Cappucino
>Tastes nothing like coffee

>>16161222
is absolutely delicious though

>jeep cherokee
>hasnt scalped anyone

>Ford Fusion
>doesn't even have a reactor

> honda civic
> is a hoon machine

File: pepems3.png (31KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 1000x667px

>>16160922
no you don't.

>>16160237
not really. 7k where i'm from.

>Toyota MR2
>Not a piece of shit

>Honda Prelude
>they never made a sequel

>Volkswagen Golf
>It has nothing to do with the sport

>Ford raptor
>doesn't eat dinosaurs

>Dodge dart
>not capable of being thrown to a dart board

>Toyota sequoia
>not a tree

>>16161652
>>Ford raptor
>>doesn't eat dinosaurs
It runs on dino juice though.

>Suzuki Swift
>takes more than 13 seconds from 0-60

>Volkswagen Crafter
>doesn't produce shit

>Mercedes E class
>doesn't go to school

>Kia Cee'd
>cannot grow anything if planted

>Citroen 2CV
>not literally two horses

>Citroen DS
>materialized

>VW Polo
>didn't travel to China

>Corvette
>not a small warship

>Porsche Cayman
>not an island

>Porsche Cayenne
>not spicy

>Mercedes GL
>doesn't wish good luck

>Skoda Yeti
>actually exists

>Pontiac Aztec
>Not ded

>>16160096


>Dodge Charger
>is not a hybrid

>Honda VFR800 interceptor
>is too slow to intercept anything

>Lancer Evolution
>extinct

>Ford Focus
>has distracting infotainment system

>Dodge Viper
>Not a snek to avoid in the road

>Subaru impreza
>not impressive

>Pontiac TransAm
>Isn't actually trans

>Ferrari F12
>Actually a V12

>Skoda Rapid
>Slow

>Mitsubishi Lancer
>Isn't a heroic spirit

>>16161875
>Dodge Viper
>Doesnt even smoke crack

>>16161892
>Dodge Viper
>not a jet to blast enemies with

>>16161657
Petroleum is algae.
Coal is terrestrial plants.

None of it's dino.

File: 1381271288666.gif (3MB, 220x220px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 220x220px

>>16161870

haha

>GTI
>It's a little fucking shitbox not a tourer

>>16160096
>VolksWagen Jetta
>Not jet powered

>Ford Escort
>Not a prostitute

>Honda Protege
>Not anybody's student

>Chebby Impala
>Not an African antelope

>>16161870
Heh ;_;

File: 486880_1825592280206_1056167821_n.jpg (58KB, 500x322px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 500x322px

>Chevy Sonic
>neither a hedgehog nor fast

>Ferrari California
>Not made in California(thank god)

File: funny.jpg (48KB, 400x460px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 400x460px

>>16160228
>scion xD

>Crown Victoria
>Not a car for royalty

>Kia Sonata
>No pianist or anything else musical

>Nissan Bluebird
>Not exactly blue nor a bird

>Ford Explorer
>Stopped exploring capabilities after the 3rd gen.

>Toyota Highlander
>Far more than one

>Mazda Protege
>Not being trained by anyone for anything

>Chevrolet Equinox
>Sadly appears more than twice a year

>Chevrolet Corvette
>Not an actual ship, though it handles like one

File: 1393257272599.jpg (52KB, 526x300px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 526x300px

>>16161763
>>16160914

>Ferrari 360 Modena
>The Xbox 360 was developed in the U.S, not in Modena, Italy.

>>16162094
>Ferrari 360 Modena
>potential buyers turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>16160237
>be in Canada
>R32 GT-S's and GT-ST's still around 5k
Hahaha MAGA

>>16162159

>turning 360 degrees
>walking away

Pro tip: if you advance your intake cam by 360 degrees you'll achieve an increase in FUCK ALL.

>>16161375
Kek

>>16160124

But it is used to deliver packages...

>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>Does not block out the sun

>Hyundai Tucson
>Korean Car

>Ford Harley Davidson F150
>Is not a motorcycle

File: Fiat_Uno_3d_PICT0113.jpg (437KB, 1306x764px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1306x764px

>Fiat Uno
>There are actually millions of them

>Ford GT
>It's not a grand tourer

File: IMG_4791.jpg (522KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 1000x1000px

>Diesel Fiat Punto
>is actually a giant pile of garbage

>>16160212
>Who is Colin McRae

>Dodge Charger
>doesn't play for Denver

>Nissan Maxima
>not very large

>Chevrolet Suburban
>most commonly in suburbs

>Hummer H2
>gets blow jobs easily

>>16162709
>high quality italian plastic

sides, meet orbit

>BMW 328i
>doesn't have 328 horsepower

>>16162891
>BMW 335i
>doesn't have 3.5 Litres of Displacement
>isn't even made by elppA

>Volkswagen Jetta
>not powered by a jet engine

>>16162913
>BMW i8
>doesn't have an inline 8 cylinder

>Smart car
>not that smart

>Oldsmobile Tornado
>does not destroy houses with deadly wind

>>16160859
>Hyundai Excel
>Can't help me with my spreadsheets

>Mustang
>can't even fly

>>16164923
But it can giddyup.

File: e1aa67534d84fca6ce3ccfacbe7af016.jpg (6KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 183x275px

>>16161662
>VW Polo
>didn't travel to China

>>16160207
10/10

>>16163280
>bmw i3
has a 2 cylinder boxer

>>16164942
Into a crowd of people, sure.

>>16160096
Almost got hit by a woman in one this morning. She was on her phone changing lanes.

>>16162174
>being new

Every fucking time

File: 1472556802726.png (330KB, 539x466px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 539x466px

>>16160207