Dick position related to aggressive driving

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>>16159993

>driving long distances in briefs -> sweaty and angry
>driving the same distance in shorts -> relaxed
Dick pointing downwards. Why trying to defy gravity?

>>16159993
>dick always pointing down
>never rage or aggressive driving

>>16161400
same

>>16159993
Literally what

Is dis obama serious

I drive aggressively when I'm having stool cramps and have to get to a shitter ASAP.

Can't do it in the street because not India.

I've noticed that when I'm driving super aggressively, it shrinks inward. Protective autoreaction? Or am I the only one.

>>16159993
>dick position

It's always flaccid? All I care about is my scrotum sticking to my leg, does OP not have balls?

>>16159993

I mean, if my dicks pointing upwards I'm probably going somewhere to get that resolved ASAP

This must be why my car always drifts slightly to the left

>>16163447
It all makes sense now.
Thank you, Anon.