Confirmed! Next Presidential Limo is Based of a Cadillac Escalade.

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>The limousine is expected to maintain the looks of a "Cadillac Escalade sedan
I wish these shitty aggregation sites would actually read the articles they steal content from.

>>http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/new-cadillac-donald-trump-presidential-limousine-debut-inauguration#ixzz4PgraAOYJ

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>>16146375
>tfw you missed it by one term

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hopefully they get the handling fixed before the president uses it

>>16146396
hahahhaah

>>16146396
I'm gonna miss obama desu

>>16146375

I bet the only reason is because it's going to be bulletproof and Cadillac has large engines bigger than Lincoln.

>>16146397
>handling
The presidential limo is literally a tank made to look like a pedestrian car. I appreciate your attempt at memes but handling is not a priority.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

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Lift it next time, you fucking rednecks.

t. Europe

>>16146375
Its made to look like one, not based on one.

I only hope they get the proportions right this time

>>16146623
retard

>>16146623
>>16146834
It was based on the Chevy/GMC kodiak/ topkick last time. Article says this is a rehash of that model too. Kind of surprising as GM hasn't made that platform in years now.

>>16146831
>pretending to not have pulled that from the article
more like t. American

>>16146396
WE

>>16146932
WUZ

>>16146969
PREZIDENTZ

>>16146397
It will have no acceleration, top speed or handling because it'll weigh 7 tons but it will be able to drive through hell and back and I guess it'll be comfy

>>16146831
I wonder if they used that as a learning experience and are integrating a raising system (like airbags or those air pressure adjustable shocks) in the new one?

>>16146649
>The presidential limo is literally a tank made to look like a pedestrian car. . .. . but handling is not a priority.

Their drivers are highly trained and are required to be able to cause it to spin out such that they can reverse direction. So it's more than just the car that is tough to handle.

>>16147409
wow it's almost as if you did not read the article

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>>16146396
BTFO

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dunno why they don't just use a half dozen of these. would be pretty cool desu.

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I would have expected Trump to get an F-650.

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>he drives an immigrant

>>16146649
Actually it is made to handle. It has to be able to get away from a threat. That includes spinning that fucker around 180 and going in the opposite direction of initial travel.
Drivers are highly skilled and highly trained.

>>16147676

>Trump will never get the in-development Rolls Royce SUV as he deserves

>>16147748
He deserves nothing, he's a piece of shit that got lucky with daddy's money and his daddy's connections.

>>16147808
buttmad clinton shill detected
you lost faggot maybe you should have voted instead of crying on twitter

>>16147644
10 feet longer

>>16147808
the wall just got 10 feet higher

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How safe is the Russian/Chinese presidential cars?

>>16147897
Doesn't look as THICC as Cadillac One

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>>16147905

Putin usually likes to walk around Moscow according to a few vids i saw, so i guess wuthin hnis area there must be 10 snipers and 25 undercover FSB.

Here's the Chinese one.

>>16147913

>within his area

lol fix

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>>16146396

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>>16147808
Feels good knowing that people like you have spent the last 2 days crying your eyes out

>>16148046
That's not a joke, dude. Some college kids have been having cry-ins. I read an article about a college providing therapy dogs and blankets to "traumatized" students.

What the fuck is wrong with America. Everyone has become a big fat pussy. But I know at least one college president told the kids to suck it up and act like adults because they go to "university and not a daycare".

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>>16147897

>>16148088
Those look like generic video game cars

>>16146977
N

>>16148303
SHEIT

So what happens to the old presidential limos? I'm sure one goes to a museum somewhere but what about the rest of the fleet? Would be pretty boss if they went up for sale, even though I'm sure they'd be a couple hundred thousand

>>16147905
Just because Europeans manage to put armored vehicles in a less obese packages than the lazy truckburgers doesn't mean they're making worse cars.

>>16148593
I wouldn't be surprised if they were destroyed to protect their defence secrets.
>>16148061
That was utter faggotry. Glad at least one school is preparing then for a real world without safe spaces.
>>16147816
You think that's bad wait until you look at his list of proposed advisers. I didn't know you could "drain the swamp" with lobbyists, millionaires and billionaires. You got conned m8.

>>16148593
Every presidential limo once after the president's term is over, is destroyed.

>putting your leader in an american car

its like you want the motherfucker to break down somewhere and get killed

get a fucking toyota

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Look at those wheels and that stance. It's a fucking donk

>>16151120
Holy fuck, pretty sure that door is stout enough to take an rpg hit

>>16151041
There's always a back-up car behind the Presidential Limo.

>>16151120
It's based on a Chevy Truck what do you expect?

>>16154783
That and a mini assault force hiding in a few SUVs ready to deploy. SS is no joke.

>>16147644
As ridiculous as this may sound. I think this may be better. you know a heavily armored F650 to protect President Trump from being in any danger, like being mauled by angry libs and easy to crawl over them in such a machine like this.

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>>16147897
Doesn't look that great.But eh,he isn't as much of a pussy as obama is,so i'll say he should be fine!

>>16148088
>even their cars have the 3 stripes

Fuckin slavshits

>>16153152

And then some.

>>16148593
It probably gets "tested" in some no trespasser area. As in with explosives, submerging etc, then the findings are recorded for the development of the presidential car after the next one. A few engineers and generals get some beers and go nuts, but can't let the public see anything so all their designs stay secret

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Some of the older ones are looking pretty fucking unsafe in comparison

>>16155746
That was a time when you weren't in constant danger of being murdered.

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>>16155746
Yeah, look at this fucking thing. It's a wonder he didn't get sh- oh wait.

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>>16155760
>we will never see trump and pence parading around like this in an open top car

>>16146375
>be the most powerful man in the world
>be one of the richest man at the same time
>be forced to be driven in a fucking chevrolet
kek

>>16155760
BACK

AND TO THE LEFT

>>16155750
That's not true at all.

>>16158027
What do you mean to say? When the other parts of the world was having a tough time during both the world wars, the people inside US was having a good time. No one dared to come inside the US and if they did, they were fisted in the ass. So it's pretty much that the POTUS was having a good time sitting in his Oval office and sending out the troops.

>>16147808
He deserved what his family trusted him with for his hard work in supporting the family name. Most of our parents these days don't even let us handle their money or assents in which would eventually be ours after they die, in fact they would rather sell everything just so they can stay in a multi thousand a month retirement home.

>>16150015
>CTR is on /o/
Seriously now..