[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Lolden edition &g

So what does Trump winning the US election do for us, gents? Does that mean that China is going to invade us now and they won't help us? Is our dollar going to go up?

Already lost $500 worth of shares today.

>>16139049
It means we're going to fucking annex you mate

You may now say "crikey".

>>16139037
second for we should follow in america's footsteps

>>16139049
I won some money on it so its all good.

Honestly nothing will happen. Its usual fearmongering. It will recover after a week of shitposting and meltdowns.

TRUMP
>>16139049
>investing
>in aus
lel

>>16139053
Will based tones make australia great again?

>>16139059
Only someone like pauline or albo can do that mate

>>16139049
>Already lost $500 worth of shares today
you didnt think to sell off when everyone has been crying for over a year that us election day will fuck global markets?

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>>16139059
god I hope so

>>16139049
It means he'll kill the fucking piece of shit TPP.

Trump winning is the best thing that ever happened to us, go look at the TPP and the bullshit we were about to get fucked with.

It was about to become a cunting CRIMINAL offense to bypass DRM, 70 years of copywrite and no generic medicine.

>>16139086
Thank god. I thought the TTP was set in stone, so good to see it gone

>>16139090
Yeah same fuck the TPP

>>16139090
We really, really need trump to stick to his word and have the TPP be the first thing he goes after, it HAS to die or else we all need to stock up on lube for all the corporations about to fuck us raw.

Ps' here

Am i going to get pulled over in cucktoria driving a V8 soarer?

>>16139101
Debadge it and you'll be fine.

>>16139063
Nigga people have been crying about a housing crash for ten years now, nothing has happened. House prices in Sydney are STILL going up. If people listened to public sentiment when it came to investing, the market would absolutely stagnate.

>>16139101
Yes.

>>16139086
I didn't even know what the TPP was before now, where the fuck do the cunts in parliament stand on it?

>>16139119
>where the fuck do the cunts in parliament stand on it?

A lot of them are for it because it promises riches for the upper class despite fucking over the povvos among us.

And every trade agreement with the US seems to always result in the US being the victor of the spoils.

>>16139122
>And every trade agreement with the US seems to always result in the US being the victor of the spoils.
Isn't trumps main platform to reform these agreements to benefit the us MORE?

>>16139119
Well it lets big businesses stomp all over us plebs so clearly all the corrupt fuckwits in parliament are all for it.

>>16139136
In a way, yes. But it won't come quite so much at the cost of other countries. Trump's an isolationist. The establishment for the last twenty or so years has been all about screwing over the American middle class by outsourcing manual labour and manufacturing jobs that can be done for cheap in places like China and The Philippines, as well as importing immigrants en masse from Mexico. This allows corporations to cut their bottom line for more profit, while John Doe loses his job and is replaced by a Mexican that's willing to work for half the wage (ironically, that money is wired back to Mexico so wife and kids have something to eat). Trump wants to put an end to that by implementing more protectionist policies - bring manufacturing back to the US, protect American workers by either subsidising American production, or taxing the ever loving fuck out of anything not made in the US.

Could go either way for the US, really. Thing is, Australia floats a balance between a political relationship with the US, and a trade relationship with China as they're our main buyer. If the US decides to up and leave, they no longer have any obligation to provide security to Australia and other countries that they're currently aligned with. Australia is a large nation with a small population, and a lot of resources that could be valuable to a lot of countries around the world. So it might be to our benefit to side with China, for the benefit of security and to maintain a trade relationship. There's a significant chance that we all might be speaking Mandarin in 30 years' time... although I suspect we'd have a very vocal contingent that would oppose that.

>>16139145
We don't need the US to defend ourselves, it's simply been easier to keep our spending fairly low and rely on the ANZUS treaty so far.

On the off chance our relationship with the US breaks down (unlikely), we can bump up another 1% of our GDP and rush production on the new nuclear subs and have a 2 main plane air force for the first time, possibly even get another one of those carriers and some VTOL F-35s.

This, combined with us still being commonwealth will make taking the country a whole hell of a lot less attractive than just buying off our politicians for some sweet trade deals.

>channel 7 playing rolling live coverage all day of the usa election
>trump starts to win so they play his build a wall speech over and over
seriously lel'd out loud

>>16139153
Do we actually have the capabilities and manpower to defend against a invasion though? We have a lot of land to defend with only 24mil people

>>16139156
Channel 9 was based as fuck. Half their coverage was just panning over the crying hillary supports. Laughed my ass off everytime I saw them

>>16139157
This actually works to our advantage.

Our troops can set up their defense wherever they feel like it and force the enemy to travel across 1000km of desert.

Being so spread out also minimizes the effect of losses, if they take one city cool only another 1000km to travel to get to the next.

Our troops also know how to deal with the local assholes, imagine being a ching chong walking along our bush and not knowing what a brown snake and funnelweb is.

We also have a massive capacity for IEDs with all the mining and the few restrictions on explosives because of this.

>>16139153
Hah, impossibru. Remember how much the left complained when Based Tone bought the F-35's?

We should just start the British Empire again, now that the UK has (nearly) left the EU. Enslave India once again for sweet tanned wimmins, stop them from pooing in the loo, and use them to make all of our cheap shit.

For the record, even Indonesia has a stronger military than we do...

Also, wouldn't be surprised if the E-3 visa program were cancelled, making it very difficult for anyone here wanting to move to the US.

>>16139162
so many keks at seeing all the SJWs crying
but also
>D A V E
fuckin based

>>16139162
More screens of the dems and their sweet tears please

>>16139164
>implying planes don't exist
>implying google doesn't exist
>implying the grade A+ asians wouldn't have researched and spied on Australia until they knew every tiny detail

>>16139165
Yeah but we could scare some sense into the pussies if we got the media to play up fears of what could happen if the ANZUS treaty were to fail.

Indonesia has a stronger military on paper but in practice they have fuckall allies and australia is hard as fuck to invade, coming from the north they take the NT and we go 'keep it assholes', they then try to take anything else and they get to enjoy thousands of km of desert and rainforest with a bunch of fucking ivan milats hunting them the entire time.

Want to invade from the east? Tough titties, no where to stage an invasion from. West? same thing. South? Nah

All we really need to do is defend our major ports which the current ADF can do reasonably well, and we're only at 1.88% of our GDP.

We could very easily support 3% which would give us enough money to sell all the F-18s and replace them with 96 upgraded super hornets for the RAAF, start a navy air force by buying another one canberra class outfitted for 24 STOVL F-35s, get the full 12 barracuda subs and heavily push the reserves while upgrading the M1 abrams to M1A2 with TUSK.

>>16139165
The British Empire is done, I'm afraid. Now is the time for the Oceanic Empire.

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This election is bringing out the best of us all

>>16139185
Honestly, this.

There's no reason for Aus, PNG and NZ not to be the Oceanic Union.

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We can legally import catfish into Aus.

>>16139193
>png
"no"
Good as an opponent to indonesia. Doesnt mean we should have them too close

>>16139214
I can legally stab myself in the eye, too

Doesn't mean i want to do it

>>16139215
Bro, if they're us we can send all our manufacturing there and get it ching chong cheap while getting all the benefit

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>>16139226
I dunno, something's changed. I've got a newfound appreciation for USDM-tyte.

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>>16139239
>>16139234
>>16139221
>>16139214
BURGERS BE GONE

>looking into changing sparkplugs on the BA
Goddamn, why do they make it so hard

doesnt help that i have this bullshit dual fuel cast iron LPG intake wrapped around over the rocker cover. But hey,at least installing an AUX input on it is piss easy

>>16139234
>>16139239
Corvette C5 is kinda cool though, between being the last production car to have popups, its fat murican v8 and its rx7-ish looks, I can't say I wouldn't take one.
Only problem is for an LS1 car, it's not really worth it when you can pick up a VT or latter commo for way cheaper

>>16139189
based bro team

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>>16139253
It's a pity. If RHD conversion weren't necessary it wouldn't be too much more expensive, plus it weighs less and undoubtedly handles better than the Commo.

is it sad that trump winning is the first time in a long time that I have genuinely been happy?

>>16139277
yep same

started off the year wanting to kill myself.

We've come so far anons

>>16139277
>>16139283
I was excited for most of the day, yeah. Fuck the left wing, fuck the politically correct, fuck the mudslimes and fuck the chinks. Trump winning is a paradigm shift that will hopefully make SJWs and nu-males rethink their lives.

Now, who wants to go bomb ISIS?

>>16139286
Yep fucking this

So what if i dont have any friends anymore they where all cucks anyway

>>16139283
Fuck I wasn't aware how not alone I was lol


Who was the anon here who bet $500 on a trump victory?

>>16139297
not me sadly

hopefully by the time our 2019 elections come around we have better candidates but i doubt it

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>>16139277
A bit, yeah. Granted the tears are delicious.

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>>16139293
>entire facebook feed today was nothing but anti-trump sentiment
Eh, fuck it. I know my friends are like that, I expected it. I swear that over the past year or so I've become increasingly racist and not given a shit about it.

>>16139037
TRUMP 2016 WE FUCKIN DID IT CUNTS

>>16139306
lol as have i.

Belive me if your under 25 your friends are going bye bye

>>16139318
I know this feeling im so fucking happy about the utcome of the election. bring on the biggest liberal temper tantrum in history

We need a new Visa/permanent residency policy called 'Fuck Off We're Full'

downside of this election is more mudlsimes will come here instead...

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>>16139297
Twas me. Bet 1k ended up with 5k by the end. Pretty good deal

>>16139322
lol ai its fucking hilarious

>>16139324
This is why I didnt want trump to win, now we will have to deal with all the spics and shitskins trying to escape him

>>16139324
If we get more muslims coming in then we get higher chances of radicalized muslims doing terrorist shenanigans, which means increased hate towards muslims.

Unlike the cucks up in yurop, we don't put up with that shit. Sharia Law won't fly, people are already sick of this 'haram food' shit, and with ministers like Pauline Hansen getting into power, I don't think it'll be a problem.

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>>16139326
It's like Brazil being rekt by Germany

>>16139356
Well. Found my fap material for the night

Good fucking god man I wish I lived in the US

>>16139326
God i'm fucking rigid right now

>>16139376
Maybe we can get a Trump of our own, someone to deregulate car and gun restrictions, raise speed limits, get rid of the hoon laws...

Maybe I'm just dreaming, hoping for VR to catch on once it's as realistic as life.

>>16139392
That would be nice. I'm talking in a sort of different context though, this is gonna sound like some ridiculous hippie bullshit. I've literally spent the last hour traveling through American suburbia and cities in the mid-west, in Streetview. I feel like I've lived there before, a long time ago. I feel ridiculously homesick about a place that I've never even been, like a deep sense of longing that right now, I am in Australia in real life and I'm not meant to be here. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>16139397
Put down the bong lad. It's time to sleep

Goddamn those merricunts counted their votes fast.
Takes us like a week and we have less than 20 million to count lol

>>16139404
because we're fucking retards

we didnt hire enough AEC braindead cretins and underpaid them and expected them to work for hours without any breaks

Oh and dont forget the Cencus bungle

>>16139410
Fucking census. Why can't cunts just stick to good old pen and paper that can be hacked or ddos'd.

>>16139397
You're feeling a sense of kinship, how those brits felt all those years ago hearing about australia and stealing a loaf of bread in order to get here.

A promise of a good future, a better one.

Trump is going to fix america while the rest of the world becomes a SJW filled sharia law shithole

It's time to start saving money, you don't even need too much to get yourself a beautiful bit of land in one of the free states.
Drink, smoke weed, shoot some shit and drive a straight piped rusted out V8 deathtrap while the cops give you a thumbs up

>>16139392
Literally what I've been thinking.

Mantras will be

'Personal Responsibility'
'End Nanny Statism'
'Fuck off We're Full'
'If you don't like it, leave'

>>16139402
Have never smoked weed in my life and most likely never will.

>>16139411
because retardation

>mfw nbn has been running 5mbit-15mbit for the past year and theres nothing i can do even though i used to get 25mbit and 30ms ping now i get 130ms+
Absolutefuckmyshitup

>>16139414
>mfw last time i got so high over a year ago i greened out like 3 times every time i smoked
Ill probably go back in a year or so when its legal or i get medical or whatever.

>>16139397
I wish you well. Take your lack of contribution and go and be unemployed over there.

Apparently the merricunts have a sophisticated computer system for counting the votes. They go through instantly and get counted.
Russia was threatening to hack the system so Trump threatened them back according to my old man.

>mfw all this talk about the voting system potentially being rigged had some truth to it

>>16139422
>Implying I'm unemployed here

My job isn't entirely useless like some retail bullshit either, son.

>>16139422
like for scanning paper votes?

Some cunt also got busted for voting twice and went to jail

Even if Trump got in via fraud just like Bush JR fuck having somelike like shillary cunton in power though did you see what merkel did to germany?

>>16139423
Welp, meant to reply to:
>>16139421

>>16139422
The voting system was almost certainly going to be rigged, right up until trump called on people to count the number of voters going into their local station and ask those who voted which way they went for.

Suddenly once some accountability is called up, hillary stood no chance.


Also i love all the stupid women crying about this
>wah only men wah patriarchy
Losing because you're a cunt and losing because you have one are 2 very different things

>>16139392
Look up david leyonhjelm and the LDP.

>>16139422
>Russia was threatening to hack the system so Trump threatened them back according to my old man
Serious question, does your old man use drugs constantly?

>>16139049
>Already lost $500 worth of shares today.
tfw down like 3k or some shit, so i made like a jew and bought more

can't wait for shit to bounce back in the coming weeks/months

Jesus fucking christ I feel like a bag of shit at the moment. Anyone else ever had an emotionally abusive girlfriend?

>>16139488
Dump her. Block all communication and stop being a bitch. Completely remove her from you life

>>16139049
Lol I put $1000 down on trump at 3.95

>>16139494
I did. I bought her a ticket back to her home country, dropped her off at the airport, and left her there.

We spoke for a little while after she got back to her home. She wanted me to give her another chance, but I was adamant not to get drawn into that rollercoaster again. That was about three months ago. Recently I started dating another girl, much more stable, very sweet, pretty much wife material.

But for some inexplicable reason, I miss emotionally abusive and manipulative ex more than I can even say. I feel like I've made this absolutely horrible mistake in sending her home, even though at the time we would have ended up killing each other because we were fighting all the time. She just seemed so... broken. After her flight home that is.

Thinking I should probably go back and see the shrink again.

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>>16139416
>finally get "proper" internet put on after years of using prepaid wifi
>get free modem but stuck on ADSL2+ because rural town (They're still installing NBN here)
>can load vids in a tolerable speed in glorious HD now without burning money away
>try and play anything online
>depending on game it's between 300-1000 ping
>still have to buy credit to play any online game decently, prepaid wifi at least gives me a playable 90 ping on every game, even has better upload and download speeds than ADSL2+ according to speedtest

No idea if the cunt who hooked up my net at the exchange fucked something up or if it has something to do with the cabling to my house from the exchange but this is fucking annoying.

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>>16139724
based NBN
>via wifi

>>16139724
Nope, that's typical ADSL2+ behaviour, it was fast ten years ago before everyone got on board and now the exchanges are rusted-out overburdened hunks of shit.
>rust
Not even kidding. We chewed the ear off iiNet (back before they became another Telstra, the pack of cunts) to fix their shit and their tech found rusted contacts at the exchange. How the fuck does copper rust?!?

>>16139889
>How the fuck does copper rust?!?
What is oxidization, for 10 points?

>>16139724
Fuck man, I'd kill for the old 1mb/s down, 250 kb/s upload speeds of ADSL 2 if it meant I had under 90 ping and didn't suffer from constant fucking packet loss on this shithouse Uniti Wireless setup I've been forced to get.

There's literally a fucking exchange box RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR but Telstra jewed out and refused to install enough nodes for all the new houses in the area, so I have no landline at all. NBN doesn't come until 2018. I'm seriously thinking about moving.

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>>16139333
Nice trips.

>>16139392
Tone was for deregulating import restrictions. It had the stealerships and whoever represents them having a fit about "dangerous imports".

Why couldn't Big Clive be as based as the Don?

Is it a shit idea to buy a e36/e46 as a first car with no prior experience of working on cars?

>>16139724
>>depending on game it's between 300-1000 ping
yeah i had this problem too it was absolutely fucked

>>16139404
they don't have a metre-long senate voting form with fucking insane preference flows to work out afterwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t9FN3RV50k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

deja vu is (highly) optional

>>16141607
no shit they only vote for 2 parties

we have like 20 fucking different parties

>>16139499
I put 200 down at 5.5 :) what are you going to do with the winnings?

>>16139488
I had an actual sociopath for a girlfriend. Best and worst times of my life.
The worst far outweighed the best. Left me fucked up mentally and emotionally to this day

>>16140426
I lived on an exchange that had 15/15, but the upgraded the box to have TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY houses connected to it. 5-11pm every day was less than dial up. As I drove away in my moving truck I saw the NBN fibre van working on it... I moved specifically because of the net.

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>still on L plates
>have no choice but to drive home alone at like 4am
>take the opportunity to do epic skidz in the wet
how long until i get shafted

>>16141950
You'll be good. I used to drive myself to and from work on my Ls

>>16141771
had the same thing except with my shitheap of a generation in general and virgin

Fucking shitters

any word from that guy who lost 18 grand on the election?

>mfw fuel 1.30 for regular/e95
>cant afford to fill up v8 dunnydoor
I dont like this feel mates

>>16142010
>Pull into wrong booth at servo
>Only 91 and 98
>I'm not putting shitty fuel in my tank
>Pay the extra dollar to fill up with ultimate
Feels good being a bikefag

>>16142016
>mfw 70 litre tank
>takes 5-10 trips or so to empty it
i want to die

>>16142010
Shouldn't have wasted all your neetbux on stupid shit then.

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>>16142019
Yeah ive had a bad couple of years

>>16142027
I feel you. I also waste money on stupid shit in the hopes I feel happy again

>tfw material possessions will never fill the void in my life
Fuck this world

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>>16142034
At least my car is useful and i need it to get to the shops and shit.

Havent really done anything this year except fix my pc and car because i use them alot.

Trump made me happy as fuck then i remembered i live in australia where even the right side is cucked as fuck and we most likely wont vote again for another 3 years

>>16142034
did you try motorcycles?
dirt bikes especially give you a new lease on life, all of life becomes riding them, working on them and thinking about them.

>>16142059
Until you stack them and hurt your back and in constant pain for over a decade and takes ages in physio to recover

yeah nah

>>16142059
I own a nice little shitbike. Already considering buying more but dont know what to get. I'd like something small and light. Preferably nice and dangerous to get some fear in my life

>>16142081
Ahhh so you want a yz125 in your life it seems.

>>16142115
Fuck yeah. Looks great. Only a few grand on gumtree as well. Any particular year to look at? Was going to cheap out and get early 2000s

>>16142129
2005-2008 would be best should be able to get one for like 2k

>>16141950
>Have full car license
>Free to drive where I want
Cops hardly bother with me.

>>16142019
>>16142027
>>16142034
I got real bad, got prescribed Venlafaxine tablets
Changed me for the right, but the road was strange.
I ended up buying like 13 Sonico statues and two dakis.

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boys I fucked up my headlights and I cant be bothered fixing them so I'll buy brand new ones.

Anyone know if there's a difference between all the aftermarket ones that are sold or should I just go for the cheapest one?

I'm looking at these three.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/VY-COMMODORE-SS-SV8-STYLE-HEADLIGHTS-PAIR-NEW-BLACK-HEAD-LIGHTS-2002-2004-/112173765679?hash=item1a1e13d42f:g:HyAAAOSwAYtWMwwh

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/PAIR-OF-SUIT-HOLDEN-COMMODORE-VY-SS-SV6-SV8-HEADLIGHTS-LAMPS-/182093371687?hash=item2a659c5927:g:o04AAOSw2GlXEBWS

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NEW-Holden-VY-Commodore-SS-SV8-Pair-LH-RH-Headlights-Head-Lights-Lamps-/141981137918?hash=item210ebc3bfe:g:h4QAAOSwOyJX-DV5

>>16142196
Fuck me mate. Thats one way to do it.

Personally I fucking hate pills. They work great for a month or so but in the end I just feel worse. I've had better luck improving myself while not on any pills. Fuck the pharmajew, the best treatment is finding your issues and fixing them yourself

>>16142215
I had some stupid relationship hit me harder than it should've and drive me to the point of losing control of my emotions. They were my first and only medical treatment that just worked for me.

Hope you're doing alright.

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>>16142064

>Petty argument came up between 2 fa͏ms in the greater fa͏m
>Essentially my mum has an issue with her brother and his wife
>Try and fix shit because I like my uncle and his wife is fucking hot, not blood related so I can say that
>Actually get them to agree to sit down and talk shit out with my family
>Fucking sweet
>Tell my mum this
>Now no one will talk to me since I'm apparently a traitor
Fuck people. Last fucking time I try and do something nice. Ungrateful cunts who would rather bottle this shit up to use at a later date than actually work their issues out.

>>16142367
better than my mum and the rest of her family
>mum finds out they've been stealing money from her to feed their pokie addiction
>not even a lot of money literally just spare change and dollar coins but it's the principle
>was kept in a clickseal bag in her wardrobe so they would've had to look for it
>everyone now has the shits with eachother because no one will ever admit they have a gambling problem

>>16142387
I cant tell if I'm just a bitter cynical cunt or people are all just assholes now. Most likely a bit of A and a lot of B

>>16142212
What did ya do mate? Always wondered how cloudy headlights happen

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>Get into argument with normies on facey about drump
>they say 'YOUR A WHITE MALE'
>100 replies of me saying how does that have any bearing on the conversation
>they get all defensive
>I say thats racist and sexist
>they dont deny it
>say everything should be equal
>they then say other groups so be given more than us white males to 'even things out'
>i make reasonable counter arguments they say they didnt understand like declining white population growth and over immigration
>Then then try to infer i am racist
>i deny it
>they then release a torrent of abuse at 'rich people' and they are who i should be angry and then backflip and say they are for mens rights as well
Why are normal people fucking stupid? Its their fault for wigging the fuck out anyway, fucking stupid normie bullshit they are getting mad for no good reason then attack me then somehow try and turn it around and make themselves the victims? I swear most of these women got molested or something what the fuck.

t. virgin

>>16142345
t. organ donor

Why do you think motorcycle safety standards havent changed since the invention of the helmet? Even regulatory bodies know your organ donors

>>16142405
but they have.
they removed front number plates in the 80's cose they cut people in half.
they are phasing out wire rope barriers for the same reason.
they are supposed to be bring out a new rating system for safety for safety gear.
you can even buy a new budget bike with abs as standard.
tho i am not saying that the organ donor thing is in the past, but now i would imagine it applies mostly to people who wear little or no protective clothing

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>>16142397
there was a bit of clear peel, so I sanded them down, re-appplied clear coat and it looked hazy and shit.
So I sanded them down again to get the clear off and got lazy and left it. What you're looking at is sanded down with 800grit.

>>16142424
Mate i had a bad accident offroad and while there was no permanent damage i can safetly say no amount of safety rules and regs will ever encoourage me to ride a bike on public roads

>>16142405
There are 2 ways to keep yourself safe on a bike
1. Experience and skill building. This will stop you crashing

2. Recognising danger. This will help avoid dumbcunts on the road.

Riding will never be safe. But who wants to do something safe? That sense of fear while going around a corner trying to get your knee down is what keeps me going. And when the thrill of riding exceeds your fear that is pure nirvana. Nothing makes you feel more alive than toeing the line of death

>>16142434
road bikes really arnt my thing

i like the feeling of a car hooking into a corner

i like the stability, smoothness and speed. Also i have a fuckload of metal around me to protect against fucking idiots

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>>16142425
*gasp* objectification.
loves it

>>16142428
pic related, hit by doing 80kph+

>>16142442
dammit, hit by car doing 80kph+

>>16142439
No problem. Different strokes for different folks.

But you are missing out on muh feels and response, nothing better than twisting the throttle and instantly moving. Cars have a slight delay that I put down to a longer driveline. It shits me.

>>16142447
NA cable throttle ls1 v8 no delay here mate, i do notice drive by wire cars have huge delay though its terrible

>>16142425
>only 800 grit
boy you need summa dat 2000+ grit shit
plus some uv resistant clearcoat

>>16142445
>>16142442
How did it hit you?

>>16142462
Theres more delay than just through the throttle cable. It might be in my head but cars take a bit longer for power to kick in, just a short bit.

It doesnt feel like the weight either. Probably just in my head

>>16142475
the missus must have the photos, i cant find any.
i was stopped at a redlight.
he plowed clean thru me from behind. hit about where the right side muffler is/was. soooo just right of centre (always stay to one side)

>>16142484
>i was stopped at a redlight.
>he plowed clean thru me from behind
This is my fear. I cop shit left and right from my car driving mate for filtering but this is the exact reason why. If I cant filter I am watching my mirrors like a hawk. Too many dumb cunts on the road paying more attention to their phone than the road

>>16142496
i assume he was drunk, he didnt stop
and i was at the front, so atleast i didnt get moooshed between two cars.
thank christ there was someone next to me to call the ambo's tho

>>16142478
Nah its not in your head it depends on the car, driveline, engine and a tonne of shit

>>16142509
how did you come out of it any broken bones?

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I know mx5s are memed out here but I really want one

how much should I be spending on an NB or NC?

Also should I bother with an automatic even though it's going to be a daily. I see a lot of them seem to be automatics.

>>16142567
Its a small car, it really shines in manual. Take one up on a twisty road and it will be slow, but fucking fun. If you want a daily get something FWD, cheap and auto

>>16142562
left thumb snapped between knuckles
broke both bones in right forearm
assorted torn ligaments.
all the docters where gobsmacked i didnt have spinal injuries, thank you dri-rider.
also wrote out the story praising the gear and sent it to AMCN and got letter of the issue

>>16142567
>buying a small, sporty convertible
>getting an automagic

Defeats the purpose desu. Rowing the gears is part of the fun of that type of car, you need to interact with the car so it can reward you and your driving.

Hooning in an automagic MX5 is like fucking with a thick rubber condom on imo

>>16142567
mx5s must be manual to really live up to its title and the 'man and horse as one'. Avoid auto unless it is very cheap (less than $3000 in excellent condition).

NB 7 grand, NC 10 grand

>>16142606
Moral of the story is dont ride a bike if you dont want to end up an organ donor

Thanks

>>16142627
>guy gets hit
>didn't die, didn't have organs harvested
>????
>all motorcyclists are organ donors

Continue being afraid of getting hurt, Anon. Here's your (You).

>>16142627
i havent donated anything yet
also im not an organ donor.
and i think bikes are so much more fun more involving.
i'll risk it, you can be a scared child stuck in traffic

>>16142633
i didnt even want a (You) take it back
>>16142634
>muh traffic
Lol ok try riding on the roads i drive every day and not shit yourself

Plenty of riders die in my area all the time because they think their unkillable.

>reading manuel for car
>apparently the head is held to the block via allen key bolts
>fucking ikea engine shit
dont know how the fuck i'm going to fit an allen key type socket to my breaker bar. let alone a fucking 8MM socket to a 1/2in drive

>>16142638
plenty of riders die in my area too.
i go from city to rural almost every day for work, then on my days off i ride pretty much every/anywhere
when i got my first ever brand new bike i did 10thou k's in 6 months

>>16142640
sounds like a Falcon

but fuck em anyway

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>>16142656
the one true meme mobile

Holy shit guys,i just discovered i can actually put an auxiliary input into the Falcon by buying an ultra simple cable

this is fantastic

>>16142660
i peddled that meme mobile

theyre great cars tho

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>liberal tears
>”OMG the apocalypse for the world!"
>"Fucking whites voting in a block like us minorities REEEEEEEEEE"

I'm honestly happy.
I just really started hating globalists after starting a small business and doing well for myself.
Get rekt Hillary shits, this isn't even America.

>>16142726
>The people make their stand and vote
>REEEEEEE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS, THEY ARE WRONG
Its funny to watch. Lets see how long they can drag this tantrum out

>>16142732
>>16142726
the majority voted for him, so the minority is bitching
and no one likes minorities

>>16142742
technically the minority voted for based trump though

>>16142745
Half the eligible voters fucking didn't vote so technically the winner is always a minority.

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>>16142640
It's called a hex bit you fuck, go to Repco or something and ask for one, and if they don't have any that will fit on a 1/2 inch, get a 3/8th to 1/2 adapter as well.

>>16142726
He was pretty much the ultimate 'get fucked' to global business, mass media, and the stifling PC atmosphere that has been festering for the past few years.

I think this lardass explained some of it quite nicely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDRqeuLNag

Speaking from personal experience, I have a 'sister' who falls into the LGBTBBQHTML category and used to share a house with her, along with some of her trans friends/lovers, the usual blue-haired tumblrinas that are jobless, socially retarded, and useless around the house.

Thankfully she's gotten over that phase for the most part, but I now have no fucking sympathy for people like that.

>>16142769
>It's called a hex bit you fuck
says in the manuel allen head bolt

>>16142778
Would you trust a manual written by koreans, and translated by people with no understanding of how cars work, or someone who wrenches for a living? We don't use engineer-speak for a lot of tools, parts, and equipment because engineers are CUNTS.

8 mm hex bit with a half inch adapter. Ask for one, you'll get what you need.

>>16142782
how will a 3/8th to 1/2 adapter handle high torque though
i mean they are head bolts

>>16142792
Hey, if they have 1/2 inch 8mm hex bits, get one of them. I don't see a lot of them, though, hence why I suggested an adapter as an alternative.

It won't break if you actually spend a bit of coin on brand-name tools, simple as that. I'm not saying to pay the Fap-On truck a visit, just don't buy something from the fucking bargain bin.

Since you're looking at head bolts, have you got a torque wrench to tighten the new ones up to the correct spec?

>>16142799
i have an ebay torque wrench

>>16142801
Eh, that'll do. Just don't be a dumbass and re-use the bolts, for the love of god.

>>16142769
i never understood this original image, was the dad going to kill himself or was he going to make the decision to kill his son?

>>16142810
Kill himself. He raised a failure and even killing wont erase the memory of it.

>>16142806
nah i understand that

>>16142810
I think he was going to off himself, but hell, maybe he'd do the world a favor and take his 'son' with him.

>>16142814
Sikk.

>>16142792
if one rounds out, you can always smash a torx into it

How much is too much for an r33 gtst?

>>16142837
$2.50 is too much for a GTST

>>16142837
Depends on the state, I wouldn't pay much above 12g if it was mint.

>>16142837
saw a clean af r33 gtst in warriewood yesterday when i got my pink slip, really changed my perception of the cars.
i was surpirsed by how immaculate it was.

>>16142866
>warriewood
Who are you and why are you in my area

>>16142895
its yours when you put out a new vidya
my lust for nissans decreases the longer between uploads

>>16142908
Cunt i'm trying to edit as fast as I can which is hard with all the smugposting going on

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Anyone coming to Cars and Coffee this Saturday?

Barras are the only godtier engine you need.

>weighs less than rb/jz
>sounds so much better than rb/jz with a rice cannon
>cheaper than rb/jz

No one has taken the opportunity to do these swaps and you fags are here going muh rb/jz. faggots.

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>>16142926
>>weighs less than rb/jz
>>sounds so much better than rb/jz with a rice cannon
>>cheaper than rb/jz

>>16142928
>i am in denial because I am a weeb.

>>16142933
>>16142926
posting on both at once
you know what i mean

>>16142933
>i am in denial because I am a bogan.

Ftfy m8

>barra
>4 litre iron block
>being lighter than anything
bazinga

>>16142926
so why aren't more people barra swapping?

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>>16142926
LS>Barra
>weighs less
>sounds better
>not as cheap to get power out of but close enough
>V8 aussie yeh moite!

>>16142964
Its taller than the black guy fucking your mum. Doesnt fit in much.

>>16142964
because it's a fuckheavy inline that is complicated as shit to work on

>>16142926
You missed the most important point. It makes torque unlike those japshit engines

>>16142970
>complicated
>inline
choose one
>>16142969
i dont here my mum complaining

>>16142980
i mean the electronic shit and the intake are super complicated

>>16142970
>>16142969
should buy a valiant rolling shell to dump a Barra into

>>16142983
>electronic
None
>intake
Carbies

Fixed mate. So simple a bogan can tune it now

>>16142987
good luck swapping out fords batshit valve timing for fixed timing lel

>>16142926
>weighs less than rb/jz
what are you basing that on?
>sounds so much better than rb/jz with a rice cannon
It really doesn't. It sounds like a monotonous truck motor, unless you're running camshafts with >9000 degrees of duration.
>cheaper than rb/jz
well, can't argue with that. But it's also an oversize boat anchor that doesn't actually fit in anything worthwhile because it's too tall from sump to cam cover.

>>16142926
Barra 4 gawdmashine

>>16143009
>what are you basing that on?
facts
>It really doesn't. It sounds like a monotonous truck motor, unless you're running camshafts with >9000 degrees of duration.
yes it fucking does, rb/jz sound like the cunts who work at your local chinese place all farting ritualistically
>>16143009
>well, can't argue with that. But it's also an oversize boat anchor that doesn't actually fit in anything worthwhile because it's too tall from sump to cam cover.
yes i fucking can argue with that, it's way fuckin cheaper
and mate it will fit in anything if you get the right bonnet bonnets with huge cowl's on them look fucking sick and tuff mate so fuck off ok cunt

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Fuck this barra shitposting, I want an AE111

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>>16143041

>>16143035
>if you get the right bonets
That isn't addressing how high it would be, maybe if you mount it on a slant it'll fit in something

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>>16143041

>>16143055
how hard did they peel out of there

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Yeah they're dope.

>>16143035
>facts
[citation needed]
>yes i fucking can argue with that, it's way fuckin cheaper
Turns out boat anchors are cheap. Let's ignore the fact you can't apply it to anything worthwhile.
>and mate it will fit in anything if you get the right bonnet bonnets with huge cowl's on them
Sorry falcunt, still doesn't help it fit between the radiator support and the firewall.

>>16143071
hard as.fuck
uleh.

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>move to qld from vic
>the houses are all two storey with the garage on the bottom level and the house itself being on top
>mfw
asked my brother what was the meaning of this and he said it protects against floods even though houses right next to those ones were single storey
>mfw again

We are coming to a turning point in life soon lads. Trump will create strong ties with post brexit UK in his mission to destroy the EU. They will both look to us and we must decide on a side. The Euros or the Anglos. I hope we make the right choice

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/como/cars-vans-utes/2006-ford-fairlane-sedan/1081214929

wew
want

>2000 corolla with rego until september
>$2300

Should I buy it lads? Just need a car for going to work and back home.

>>16143849
thats pretty gud

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Any wheels that are similar to this design? Kosei K1

how much do you reckon is fair for an excel that's been neglected for 4 years
car drives well but the clutch is going down the toilet, brake discs are fucked, rear drums are shit and i suspect it's been in an accident because the front camber is fucked on one wheel and the bumper is held on via wood screws
senpai wants 1500 for it but thats not happening

>>16143478
>The Euros or the Anglos. I hope we make the right choice
The EU is gay as fuck. If we buddy up with them we'll be sitting on displacement and emissions taxes while the rest of Oz goes the way of Melbourne.

I've read somewhere that Trump's presidential limo is going to be based off the CT6 (possibly RWD) and packs the 8.0l Vortec V8. Presidential skids outside the White House are going to be a thing.

>>16144351
Subtract however much it'll cost to fix everything from that $1,500. If he's a mate throw in a carton of beer.

>>16144450
>he
its my grandma

>>16144351
It's probably gonna cost about that, if not more, to fix everything that's wrong with it desu.

Worth it? Probably not.

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>>16144538
>not buying Gran a carton of beer
Pretty un-Australian of you, m8.

Still, I reckon negotiate out what it'll cost to fix it up with her. Sexcel isn't just a good P-plate shitbox, it's a way of life. But $1.5k for one in that condition is a bit absurd.

>>16144619
i offered 750 and she's drooling at the mouth
thats like 90% of her pension in one go so she can go play pokies until her brain leaks out her ears

>>16144639
That's a pretty good deal, definitely worth grabbing.

Is it just an A to B commuter or are you going full P-plate spec with it?

>>16144758
full p plate pod filter go around backstreets at wot with the supercheap special milo tin spec

>>16144283
Buddy Club P1s

>>16144619
These have grown on me quite a bit. I consider them the new AE82 twin cam now the Carolla has become a lot rarer and sought after in the last decade.

>>16144283

Dark Argents

>>16144815
Hectic. Get yourself a sick sound system, some knockoff Chinese bucket seats, rims, etc.

>>16145196
>tfw saw mint ae82 twinky being driven by old lady and didn't follow her and make an offer

>>16145449
>old lady
>mint
>"what? you have to change engine oil?"

>>16145449
>tfw that feel
>tfw no white with red pinstripe 3 door Twin Cam hatch

>>16145455
old ladies usually get shit serviced at the dealer

>>16145465
>tfw no white with red pinstripe 3 door Twin Cam hatch
best colour
this one was white with gold though

Fuck everyone of you. The excel is a shitty shitbox and I should not like it. But you fucking faggots have made me

>>16145729
Embrace your new shit box overlord, Anon.

>>16145729
>he excel is a shitty shitbox
i am so fucking triggered by this comment
its called a SEXCEL u stupid cis pig cunt

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>>16145465
>That feel when thinking about sanding off the chrome pinstripes on the Seca and painting them red

The chrome is pretty rough anyway, I reckon the red would look nice.

>>16145790
Do it man, and get some matching red Twin Cam 16 stickers for the doors too.

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>>16145814
I dunno man, the black stickers look nice. Still really want to get my "Tin Can 16" stickers printed though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EUs1rTBpgo

g'day fellaz
how do i remove dried window tint adhesive from glass.
Car I bought was tinted almost 13 years ago and the tint on the rear window came off when i unstuck my rear facing dashcam, whole thing came off and left a smear of the adhesive, it was already dry.
ive heard people saying ammonia eg nail polish remover, this has worked for sticker glue left behind.
any tips?

hey cunts

if cost was not an issue and i wanted to make a rwd car awd by implementing 2 electric motors on the front (918 style) what hurdles would i encounter?

i mean as far as getting it registered, would it just be one of those things you can't ever mention? to be fair though, how the fuck are they gonna know i'm running an EV setup?

>>16145917
try window cleaner and a razor blade

>>16145925
thank you friend

>>16145919
Rego is possible but hard. Batteries need to be in a place that won't get hit first in a crash

Probs easiest to go for an MR car like an mr2

>>16145790
If you mean the bumper chrome strips then go for it m8, it'll look much better

The actual pinstripes, idk

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>>16145997
>If you mean the bumper chrome strips then go for it m8, it'll look much better
Yeah, just the chrome strips, not the entire trim piece. A little bit like pic related.

>>16145935
>
just be careful if the rear window has defroster strips, the razor blade can strip them and fuck them up

>>16143295
Victoria

A retarded place

>>16143719
>17 grand for a fucking BF falcon
You dont want
you do not want

HOT DAMN

http://www.justauto.com.au/justcars/cars-for-sale/1972-FORD-FALCON-XY-JCW3929353?mc_cid=a13d6e7521&mc_eid=fff891ca88

>>16146020
thanks senpai, i used windex and it dissolved the glue,simpler way to get ammonia that i hadnt considered. ive got a clothes steamer im trying to find to get the rest off.

>gf's care is fucked
>it's eating coolant
>tell her to take it to a mechanic to get it investigated because high km subaru and muh head gaskets
>she pulls into my driveway
>hear a pop, its blowing white smoke from bonnet (((ruh roh)))
>open hood and hear gurgling, the coolant overflow bottle is completely empty
>the pop was the coolant overflow bottle lid ejecting itself because of all the pressure in the system from coolant being burned
where do i get cheap coolant at this time?

>>16146271
>where do i get cheap coolant at this time?
Just throw water in it, it's with Jimmy now...

>>16146271
Do it like the fins. Piss in the radiator

>>16146292
you reckon? im so tempted.
yeah the car is fucked screwed. i'm not sure if when it was serviced the mechanic did the coolant but if so that means it drank 5L in a month.

>>16146297
Yeah just put water in it, it will do until you can buy coolant

Just keep an eye on temps running straight water though

>>16144351
my friend bought a mint sexcel for $150 and it had nothing wrong with it and a weeks rego. it pass rego no problems too

1.5k is WAAY too much

>>16145729
Sexcel is good because its bulletproof and looks decent for a late 90's shitbox. But most of all its because they're dirt cheap yet overbuilt to endure neglect and abuse

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>>16146292
>it's with Jimmy now...
my sides

>>16146297
USE WARM WATER IF THE CAR IS STILL HOT

>>16144351
1500 for an excel is a fucking rip off. Tell your cooked cunt Nan that she'd be lucky to get 500 and an unenthusiastic hand job for it. An excel is the best p plate car you can buy. I've dailyed excels, I've raced excels and I even rallied an excel one time and they've all lived to see another day. Shit my current one has had next to no oil in it for 3 weeks and it runs fine. These things are built to take abuse from the harshest shard heads in the land, not even hsp could kill one

>>16146473
do excels even have a limiter?

>>16146475
The single cam one I used in a rally in private property just valve bounced. Held it flat foot while it was in the air. I have enough idea how that car didn't die that day, just blew out all the shocks

>>16146368
all subarus go to the big jimmy house in the sky
>>16146316

>>16146475
Yeah, it wont overrev under its own power, its got a limiter.

Going down a hill though it will. But then you are looking at bent valve all over the place.

>>16146469
ive left it for the past 5 hrs to cool.
i'm going to drive it up to the street where its flat and quickly change coolant after i get some from the servo in my car.

>>16146491
Don't forget to bleed it

Hi friends

is there a chart or someshit that compares the difference between shit like the i20, i30, accent etc?

>>16146521
Yeah. They are all shit cunt

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>go to work arvo shift today expecting a bit of rain according to eldersweather
>get hit with Hail and a mini fucking cyclone, entire plant shutdown from power failure
>get message from neighbour telling me half my fence has blown down

We had fork lightning strike several wine tanks a few hundred metres from us, wine tanks buckle like beer cans from the wind/air pressure, mini garden sheds swept off their foundations throwing sheets of tin everywhere, a dozen trees in the parking lot go over, no power or water pressure and the fuckwit boss still wanted us to hang around dawdling until they got the backup genny running to finish a few jobs. Fuck that cunt, went home to fix the fence and smash some beers.

/blog

>>16146521
Have you tried Hyundai's website?

They're all gay cars though, don't know why you'd want one.

>>16146523
That's shitty cunt. Was a massive help for me. Blew all the loose clippings out my hedge to save getting them out myself.

>>16146530
cus im gay...duh

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RIP Victorians, freak storm ended up putting down a tree on every single street in my town, one thing I've learned is that storms that always whip through here intensify as they cross into Vic, if any of you have a a car parked under a tree in the storms path get it the fuck away, might help to put a carpet over your windows from the hail too.

>>16146540
Was a big help for everyone it seems, the streets are just littered with shit, so many Galahs and other birds that look like drowned rats just walking around the roads in a daze, I've never seen anything like it. Didn't see a single crushed car under a tree which was amazing.

So got my car jumped

Then we went for a blast through the hills on the way home. Car backfired really loud, scared the shit out of kangaroo and it ran straight into the side of my mates car

>>16145900
>wheelie bar on a fwd car

>>16146702
Its just that hektik mate

>>16146271
if it's a old liberty or something, just use tap water

>>16146710
old forester
>>16146296
sperged out and went to caltex to get overpriced coolant.
>>16146500
only bled it from the plug on the radiator, didnt feel like taking of the plastic guard that covers radiator, hoses and thermostat.

baka it felt very precarious with pliers holding the throttle cable at 3,000 revs at 1AM in the middle of the street.

>>16146046
my want is wanting, but what's left of my reason wants this instead
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/caversham/cars-vans-utes/ford-fairlane-2003-g220-no-space-quick-sale/1128665593

I just left the biggest single on the Great Eastern Highway Bypass/Roe Highway intersection.

That is all.

toppest of keks
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Fairmont-2000/SSE-AD-733434/?Cr=0

>>16147229
This sounds like a Falcunt project car.

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>>16143719
> 1 on only XXX made!
> rare all black leather!
Topkek mate. For that price you could buy a mint FG G6E turbo, which would piss all over BA V8's

> pic related

>guy asks if my valiant is for sale
>tell him the price is $25,000 firm
>acts offended, goes the fuck away
god i love being a boomer to other boomers

HSP HAS PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST

>>16146869
I just left my car on the side of the road due to a snapped uni joint after definitely not attempting to leave a double

>>16147990
Ok deal. I'll buy it from you for 25k and set it on fire in front of you.

>>16148226
do whatever you want with, i just got 25k for a 2k car, buy another mint one for 9k and pocket 16k

>>16148180
Wew m8
That's what you get for having a big single

>can't skid at lower rpms
>have to rev it high
>increases shock transferred to drivetrain

I guess you can get an upgraded uni? Or do all the high-power r32s run one-piece driveshafts

I saw some cunt in a subaru do the biggest skid out the front of fitzy's

>>16142212
you retard don't buy new lights just buy sandpaper get up to 3000 grit and then you'll have beautiful headlights. A headlight sandpaper disc kit is like $50 at max check any auto store

>>16142212
wet sand up to 3k grit then dry polish and wax a few times, wash car and wax entire car every week for 3 months and you'll have enough buildup for you to not give a shit about your headlights and make them look new for the next 5 years as long as you wash your car every month or so

>>16148624
>wax your headlights
i dont know about this senpai

>>16139037
G'day cunts, I've recently came into some stable employment, and wish to start saving for a house. What bank/high interest saving account would you guys recommend?

I'm planing on depositing four or five hundred a week and not withdrawing any until I have enough for a good deposit for a house in a few years

>>16146271
>not working on the car yourself
m8...

>>16142660
Why are you cunts jacking it over the Shitcel lately? It's a literal piece of shit with no fun factor at all.

>>16148850
its all about the memes bro

>>16148850
Because Dumb cunts forget this is 4chan and take advice explicitly from this site.

>>16146852
not a bad price
>>16147229
i like it but its been for sale for fuckin ever
>>16148850
>no fun factor
confirmed for having never driven one

>>16149057
Have driven and found it to be a shitbox and no in the good way.

>>16139356
That wasn't a surprise to anyone, the Brazilian team was shithouse.

>>16148850
for the irony or they've possibly never driven another car before.

>>16143041
Then buy you dumb cunt

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>>16143041
>toyota

fuck that shit mate

>>16149057
Confirmed for never haven driven a Datsun. Way cheaper than a shitcel and way more fun.

>>16149133
>tfw cant afford Datsun 260z

>>16149143
You can afford it, just not the monthly apply of rustoleum.

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>>16147990
>$25k
>for a Wog Chariot

It better be able to be a qualifier in Summernats cunt.

>>16149155
are they really that bad for rust?

>>16147990
Its like pottery

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>>16149202
All Dattos are mate, hence why ones that are well looked after are expensive as fuck, even the 100 series.

>>16149236
there ends a dream car then.

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>>16146566
That storm was insane. My weather app said there was meant to be shit all weather too.

>>16149242
>implying
Any old car, short of some volvos, saabs and mercs, will rust
They're old fucking primitive pieces of metal mate

>>16149074

jimmy is posting right now guys

>>16149313
>>16149313
>>16149313

NEW THREAD

>>16147766
>mint
i hope you meant pic unrelated
that looks autistic as hell
>>16149057
looks clean for it's price and i'm looking for something so i won't have to drive the F6 everywhere

>>16149133
>datsun
>cheaper than a sexcel
i wish

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>>16149597
You can get a 120Y for $200 if you look in the right places.

>>16149579
Fuck off cunt thats the nicest post-el/ef falcon i've ever fucking seen