Saw this on Jalopnik earlier today, thought I'd ask you guys.
If the presidential candidates were a car, which ones would they be?
Only requirements are as follows:
>35yrs or older
>Made in America (or by Americans)
Bernie Sanders as a Chevy Nomad. American, old, not too stylish, but reliable.
>>16138928
>Saw this on Jalopnik earlier today
you should go back there
Sanders would be the ford mustang II; says it'll do great things but never gets close.
Trump would be a big block mopar that had been hot rodded; loud, flashy, not effecient, but god damn you want it.
>>16138928
>>16138959
Tump btw
>>16138928
Bernie would be my ex wife because she ran off with all my money
>>16138952
This. Weak and all but forgotten.
>>16138967>>16138952
For the Mustang II, in case I was unclear.
>>16138928
>Bernie Sanders
>reliable
>contradicted his entire campaign and handed it over to the establishment for more cash
>>16138928
Sanders is a Pinto, since they both make you feel the burn.
>>16138978
kek
>>16138977
this
>>16138928
DMC-12 with an LS swap and a straight pipe.
Loud, and wants to take you back to a better time.
>>16138973
ugly
horrible
gets ridiculed
only idiots like it
shit we have a winner
Clinton would be a Prius.
It tells you that it's good for the environment, but if you learn about how the battery's made then you'll struggle to trust it about anything.
They're also both loved by cucks, of course.
>>16138985
Jesus why are the seats reclined back so far? Are you supposed to take a nap while driving?
>>16139907
Retarded or just pretending?
>>16138928
>Saw this on Jalopnik earlier today
Leave and don't come back.
>>16138928
>Saw this on (((Jalopnik)))
>going to (((Gawker Media))) at all
>Bernie
>reliable
just fuck off