>ask a car thief anything

>>16129561
are you a car thief?

go back to africa. sorry this wasn't a question.

1. are you a gypsy?
2. whats your fave cars to steal?
3. what weakness help you steal cars?

>>16129561
Do you often steal highly customised cars ?
Let's say a car with recognizable wrap and bodymods ?
Or do you simple steal Wv golf shit and focus/corolla that you can sell in the afternoon?

Hello fellow Polack

did you crash a mercedes last night?

>>16129580
I get into cars
>>16129585
I am Russian
Honda Integra
None, its a sport for me
>>16129594
I usually go for joyrides after my steal
It's part business so cars on high demand for parts are more of a target
Had a few brz's in 2016

What is the best method of deterring theft?

Closest Call with police or getting caught?

What do you think of affirmative action?

what's it like knowing that you're the reason that your country will never be a part of the first world?

>>16129626
So the allure is which models have the most desirable parts?

>>16129561
Trump or Hillary?

>>16129561
how/where did you learn your craft?

>>16129626
Why do you do this shit? It's not yours, you didn't work for it, you just ruin everything for him. How would you like it if someone stole something important to you?

>>16129561
Have you ever got a 6 star wanted level?

>>16129561
Are you black or eastern European?

>>16129561
Do you feel guilt? If not, why?

>>16129561
What cars do you avoid?

>>16129561
Have you ever stole motorcycles, also do you have a favorite car to steal?

>>16129561
Should i be a cucker or cuckee?

>>16129561
Do you steal cars in Europe, and drive them to the Ukraine, or Russia?

My uncle in Ukraine has an S class, and a Land Rover. Ran their VINs, both reported stolen some time ago.

>>16131740
stole a vehicle
>police chase
>im assuming i had 1 star
>cop abandon chase after 180
>parked car in car park
>sleep in the car wait for morning
>wake up went to drop it off
>cops everywhere
>shit i must have more than 1 start maybe 3
>leave car in that parking lot
>never got caught
>>16131699
none
>>16130025
been in jail a few times for thieving (its my work)
>>16131678
quickest resale is the the allure, hondas are easiest, not sure its just business, a honda can be taken apart and all parts will sell like milk in a supermarket, toyota too, some old bmws and mercs go quickly for parts aswell
>>16131721
i started a teen, got lots of gadgets now that make it easier, 2 seconds to get in now
>>16131731
12-5am walking around city to city suburb to suburb
>1 central location for dispatch (drop off) paid per car based on value
>>16131758
been poor, started stealing to feed myself, as a 16 yo i rationalized it in my head after my conscious felt like shit but now i really don't give too shits
>>16131814
trucks, work cars, vans, taxis, cars that are not common, like i wouldnt steal a a86 cause i know i wouldnt be able to get rid of it as easy and discretely without someone finding out
>>16133756
sometimes we do scoop ups, we we just jack bikes on the back of trucks but not always
>>16134103
i dont live there

>>16129561
hope you end up in prison, providing this isn't just bait.

What's the best way for a pleb to get into a locked car? I locked my keys in my car at work and i tried using a coat hanger but i couldn't do it.

I didn't put tard strength on it because i didnt want to bend my door or scratch the paint. I had to get a ride home to get a spare, and then get a ride all the way back to work. it sucked shit.

>>16134136
Well if you are born poor I personally feel like you have a right to steal stuff. I just hope you don't get hurt.

>>16129561
Car thieves are the worst kind of thieves

Consider drinking bleach

>>16135178
Shut the fuck up you leftist piece of shit

CYKA BLYAT OP

>>16135245
>tfw I'm actually going to vote for trump

>>16134136
How much do you make per car on average?

what's the easiest thing I can do to stop you?

>>16129561
how can you start and drive a car that has an immobilizer system. please explain. help me start my moms car that lost keys.

>>16135178
You fucking faggot. Eat a gun.

>>16135178
t. dindu

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>>16135178
>what is work
>what is honest effort to get yourself out of the ghetto
>what is not being a lazy criminal piece of shit