Does /o/ have sex in their cars? ...you guys DO have sex, right?

>>16127582
I use to.
Im old now

No, and even if I did have the sex I wouldnt want to ruin my pleather with ladyjuice/cum stains

Yea, in my SUV many times

I would park it in a separated garage and we'd have sex, also had sex with another chick in her car

Car sex is pretty hot to me

my car is tiny and I am tall and I don't even talk to girls

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it's pretty fun in the truck

>>16127599
Towels senpai

>>16127599
that's where vinyl seats come in /clutch/

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>>16127582

not anymore

>>16127582
I'm not a teenager anymore so no

I own more cars than time I've had sex

>>16127720
What are you, gay?

>>16127744
>He only has one car

>>16127744
t. busrider

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>>16127752

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>It's another virgin shaming thread on 4chan

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small two seater manual coupe with giant center console. not a lot of space.

>>16127611
my car is tiny and I am short and I don't even talk to girls

>>16127582
I tried .... one , the oil was irritatingand my penis got stuck in the exhaust port. I cut my self a bit pulling out.

>>16127582
If getting laid in the bed of a pickup truck counts, then yeah.

Girls don't like my car as much as I like my car. One time I was talking about it with this girl and when we got outside she was like "that's your car?" In that sort of surprised but amused tone like when you hear a joke or see something funny.

when i didnt have a car i had sex in the back of the family car which is a 2000 Nissan Quest.

10/10 would recommend.

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>>16127616
its perfect.


>>16127611
>>16127852
i believe in you brahs

>>16127872
what kind of car SEMPAI

>>16127889
is that a boy in girls clothing?

>>16127889
gti

I got my dick sucked in a Ford Expedition once

we were hammered and I wanted to fuck her since she a hoe and hoes turn me on, but eh I guess BJ is good enough.

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>>16127836
>small two seater manual v8 coupe with giant center console. .....literally a bed in the back for fucking

this is why the Australians had it right

>>16127582
Did once. Car not comfy. Maybe once I get a different one.

/thread

I've gotten blown in my Scion xB a couple times and I fucked in my parents fj Cruiser

>>16127749
>not wanting to have uncomfortable sex in a cramped car makes me gay

>>16127934
what a dumb bitch, gti's are sweet

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>>16127969
>Scion xB

Been there done that.

You'd be surprised what you can do in a subcompact.

>>16127969
What was his name?

>>16128019

It was the old square box. Great gas mileage and the square interior was perfect for moving stuff and my business. Wrecked it when I hydroplaned. Hate all you want but I miss it.

>>16127914
no

>>16127582
I'm 43 years old, when I have sex for the first time the car is one idea.

I borrowed my friend's truck one time and fucked a girl in the backseat of it.

Made me want a truck desu

Once in my old car, 06 mercury Montego and countless times in my ex girlfriends car, dodge caravan. The minivan was made for modern day fucking on the go

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>>16128032

> going for the gay joke on the trap-models-posing-with-card-board

girls are gross
sex is gross

don't disrespect your vehicle with such mortal desires

I masturbated my bf when he was in high-school(uniforms are a turn-on) while driving to my place.
I drive a manual, was fun to switch between sticks :3

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>mfw the Fit has enough space for sex

I'm 6'2 and my girlfriend is 5'11, its logistically a bit of an issue in a 3 series saloon.

>>16129657
Let me guess, you were driving a MX-5?

I haven't had sex or smoked weed in my foxbody. Every other car I've owned though. Guess I must be getting old. Some 40 year old lady was stroking it at a gas station but no thanks. I have fucked in my truck some since then though. It's much easier to park it in secluded places. I did recently discover that the u-storage place by the mall is much bigger than I realized though so maybe I'll fuck a mall slut there soon.

>>16127582
Yes, Managed to fuck a girl in my smart fortwo
it was pretty intimate to say the least

>>16127582
I'm not married though, and even then it would be in bed with the lights off in the missionary position like a respectable human being.

>4chan user
>non-virgin
Pick one you reddit-browsing fuckfence.

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>>16127582
>you guys DO have sex, right?

No. I have a bed.

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>>16127582

>>16127582
Used to
Had sex with an ex in my Concorde as often as I could, those LH cars had a big backseat, comfy as fuck

>>16129699
Miatas are US$ 40k converted from the currency of this hell hole of a country, and I'm talking about early 90's ones. The upside, they are in fucking mint condition, some bellow 10k miles, original paint and interior, flawless.

It was a rental, couldn't remember if it was a fiesta, or a vw... Or even an corsa.
But was a hatch, base model, compact.

>>16127582
Only in high school when I didn't have any other place to

>>16129841
Why are Miatas that expensive in the US?
Here in germany they start at about 3000€.

>>16129879
I'm not from US.
I wish they were cheap here like they are in the land of the free, home of the brave.

>>16127582
There are permanent stains in my backseat goddammit
car is shit anyways so it's ok

>>16129966
>having cloth seats
Try not being poor, or if you can't help that don't be an idiot and buy vinyl

not a degenerate so no

>>16129879
Why are Miatas so expensive in Germany?
Here in The UK they start at around £500

>>16127616
Don't you wipe? You got stains on the vinyl

>>16130042
>sex
>degeneracy

Sour grapes af, go have some petit piece call you daddy in the backseat and tell me if you change your mind

Virginity sucks, I know.

>>16130077
There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

>FoST
>Sex
No way, not enough room. It takes me a while to finish and I just know I'd get a cramp

>>16130122
Did your mom tell you that?

>>16130077
I get it

youre a fornicating degenerate

youre insecure over that fact

no need to get so bitchy

>>16130143
No, my mom wants me to go make grandbabies for her

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>>16130159
>you're insecure over that fact
Nigga what

How on earth am I supposed to feel insecure about the fact that I have a sex life

>>16130176
>>16130159
Lol

>>16130176
the way you act radiates insecurity

its ok anon youll get over denial one day

>>16130122
You're absolutely correct, being salty about it is kinda lame though. If you're not bothered by being a virgin more power to you.

>>16130192
He's one of the neo-puritains /pol/ brought in to subvert 4chan culture and force extremist Christianity down the throats of the board to help their position in a culture war this board has no place participating in when the users are expected to segregate from reality.

It's a damn shame, Chanology all over again. They've overrun every board, even /a/. You can't have a porn conversation without one of these bizarro!SJWs trying to disrupt the the thread.

>>16130221
I've been here before /o/ was even made tho

>>16130237
Yeah, I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like black ice.

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>>16130237
I havent been here that long but Ive been around since 2009

>>16130221
/pol/ is a shit board that I only visit to ridicule Trump/stormfags but Christ-chan is one of the best things out of 4chan in the recent years

not everyone is a hedonistic whore my friend

>>16130244
It's possible, he may have only become sanctimonious about it in the last couple years though.

>>16130221
>immediately bringing up /pol/

Go back there

>>16130221
Seems more like a salty fedoralord like we've had since 08

>I failed to participate in normal society so not only do I spend all my time on 4chan I've centered my entire identity and sense of self around it, and around bashing normies and "degenerates", also the word of the day is cuck

>>16129841
That's bs every friend of mine with a Miata either got it at 2500$ or 3000$. They were solid condition and miles weren't crazy. They were 1996, 1998 and don't remember the other one.

>>16127582
I have sex in YOUR car, OP. Why do you think your keys move overnight

>>16130275
you guys keep acting incredibly insecure tho

you literally bring it on yourself

>>16130049
I think those are from a sticker coming undone. Never forget to bring a towel

>>16130138
If I can bang in the back of an audi a3 hatch, anything is possible

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>own a pickup truck with a camper shell
>daily a station wagon
>both are roomy as fuck for two to lay down
>everyone thinks I fuck all the time in my cars
>haven't so much as touched a live tit since sophomore year of high school
>mfw im a failure of a human being and slip in and out of depression

At least I don't drive a Miata

>>16130385
>everyone thinks I fuck all the time in my cars

Tip: if you want pussy roll with that. Women don't want to take a roll in the hay with someone thats out of practice. In a relationship sure they won't mind but if we're talking about a one night stand most women will want the guy whose more likely to show them a good time, and as the saying goes practice makes perfect. I've watched some ugly ass guys pull straight 9s and 10s simply because of confidence, get you some and that station wagon becomes a shaggin wagon.

car racers don't need girlfriends op

>>16130279
I am not in the US.

We've both thought about it in the AW11 but she just came to the conclusion to fuck her on the frunk

>>16130405
That's the plan so far, the problem being that I become a grade-A 'tard whenever I'm trying to hook up with someone

>>16127616
yeah but only fat chicks iirc

>>16131187
and don't forget your cousin

i like fucking people in their cars, but not my own

>>16127582
My car is small and he doesn't have one, so no.

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>>16127582
Pretty roomy in the back of this guy.

-Oldsmobile Alero can be awkward in the two door version.

-2005 Audi A6 was comfy.

-2009 Mitsubishi Galant was the same as the A6.

-2000's Chevy Malibu...same as above.

-Finally I don't know if the hood of a Mazda 3 counts as IN but I figured I'd mention since we started in the car.

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>>16127582
I boned my gf in an empty parking lot two days ago. we did it in the backseat of my toyota celica, which seemed like it was gonna be cramped but we found that there's a lot more room when you roll up the passenger seat like pic related. surprisingly comfy

In a navigator, a4, and kia soul

The navigator was obviously the best, worst was the soul

>>16131281
Gay.

>>16130777
This might be confusing but the best way to hook up is to not be looking to hook up. Don't be afraid to let them know you'd like to, but let that always be secondary to hanging out and having a good time. Takes a lot of practice to figure out, but look at it this way, you notice you're a lot more relaxed and confident around people you're not trying to bone? Get in that mindset around the people you *are*, while flirting with them only a little bit AND ON THE DOWN LOW. Let your confidence draw them in while flirting JUST ENOUGH TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE AN OPTION. If someone is attracted to you you don't actually have to put any effort into sleeping with them, as long as you don't sperg out it'll happen. The actual flirting is more or less just fun before actually doing the deed

>>16127889
That Sailor Moon sticker on her phone makes her hotter than the dress does.

>>16131418
I used to get tail no problem in the backseat of a goddamn accent

Can't wait to see what I can do with all the room in my Optima

>>16131187
only fucked one big girl in there. I have fucked a bunch of my ex's after we broke up though.

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>>16131507
>I have fucked a bunch of my ex's after we broke up though.
Been there, done that, most effortless tail you'll ever pull, and you don't have to bang five times just to get into kinktown

>switch master race
>can never find a domme
>meet up with exgf couple weeks ago
>get to talking
>get to fucking
>suddenly pinned against the wall with my hands tied up
>mfw

You know how people say never backtrack?
FUCK THAT.

>>16131640
>most effortless tail you'll ever pull,
Lol true

I'm a virgin, so this question might sound a bit dumb, but how do you have sex in a car without getting staining bodily fluids literally everywhere? If you're prepared and bring towels you might aswell prepare a room. Even as a virgin, sex doesn't seem worth ruining my seats.

>>16132360
Your car should always have towels available, they come in handy in all situations. These and other things should be kept at the ready in your daily. Also, seat covers.

I lost my virginity in my first car at 17 y.o.

>>16132423
I have a bottle-holder full of McDonalds napkins.

>>16132360
>I'm a virgin, so this question might sound a bit dumb, but how do you have sex in a car without getting staining bodily fluids literally everywhere?

You put a towel underneath the bitch, and keep a box of kleenex nearby

>If you're prepared and bring towels you might as well prepare a room

Prepare a room? Yeah let me stroll down to the apartment grove where apartments grow on trees.

Fuck outta here, not everyone has enough money to afford their own place

>>16131500
who /manlet/ here

>>16132360
quite simply, just bring something to wipe your hands/genitals with (tissues, towels, etc) and be mindful of your sticky fingers once you've touched each other. it's not that hard

if you're going in raw and you want to make sure you don't get any spunk on your seats, bring something to cover the backseat with. I have a buddy who bought one of those backseat covers people use when they want to ride with their dogs and uses it for car sex. if you have leather/vinyl, just wipe the seats down with something disinfectant once you get home. your seats will be fine

you could argue that you might as well prepare a room, but sometimes things get hot and heavy before you can even get to a room, and the opportunity will pass if you if you wait any longer. also, if you didn't move away for college and still live with your parents, a room isn't always available lmao

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>>16132545
>tfw 26 and still live with parents

At least I get laid in my hatchback

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>talking to girls
>car
>sex
>ever

>>16132556
>24 y/o kissless virgin living with parents
>at least I can afford an Toyota 86 like this
>"your car looks expensive anon, why didn't you get a BMW X5 instead?"
Kill me please.

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>>16132360
>had car sex for the first time a few weeks ago
>didnt have towels or anything to lay down, it was spur of the moment
>it's pitch black outside and no lights inside because dont want people driving past to see
>whole time we're fucking i just keep hoping shes not getting anything on the seats
>drop her home and then go home
>end up outside with a powerful torch and put my face within an inch of the seats just to check for even a slightly small stain
>end up cleaning my seats at 1am out of pure paranoia about letting a stain i somehow missed dry on them

>>16131467
Duly noted, thanks anon

not a fan of sex in cramped spaces but i dont say no to road head.
Been a while but last time i had to pull over on the highway because he was too intense and the stains are still on my seats.

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>>16132626
>he

>>16132618
Don't fall for it, he's telling you lies so you don't hit on his game. I've tried to focus on having a good time and just hanging out before I realized that's literally everything you're gonna get that way, hanging out and having a good time, nothing more.

>>16132626
>road head
I never got how that can work. My gf always wants to try but the steering wheel, pants, handbrake, center console, gearstick etc just all get in the way of things.

>>16132626
Did he compliment your Miata at least?

>>16132653
735i actually
1980s

>>16132545
>who /manlet/ here
What's funny is I'm six foot one. The girls were short though.

>>16132634
Hanging out is the emphasis, yes, but he mentioned giving the option to them that you'd be down, and to let them know while not trying too hard at it

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>>16132659
Aw shit I have the same car.

>>16132664
He also said
>If someone is attracted to you you don't actually have to put any effort into sleeping with them
So you do actually have to put effort into it, a whole lot in my case. And getting that right without looking desperate is the real rocket science.

>>16132679
e23 actually
it was a rusty POS tho so i sold it, i kinda miss it.

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>>16132686
I do like the E23. It's like a 6 series but more comfy I think.

>>16132683
>trying to get laid

Ill never understand why people like you just dont get some CL whore

Never again the girl can easily grab your hips and latch onto you making it impossible to pull out

>>16132663
I'm 5'7 and my gf is a 5'2 womanlet, and it feels like we were made to ride in small two door coupes 2bh

>>16132703
unless you're gay and not too picky CL isnt a good place to get girls that are not hookers
>male looking for female : 5945940 results
>Female looking for male : 25 results, of women in their early 40s looking for a provider for their kids or the prince charming they have been waiting for all their lives.

>>16132733
if you want to get laid why would you not want a hooker?

go bust your nut and go about your life

>>16132741
in places where its not regulated you have to take the word of the "manager" that his girls dont have STDs

>>16130333
Back before I left for college my girlfriend and I pretty much fucked only in the car, because neither of us had any alone time without our parents. If I, a 5'11" male can fuck a qt 3.14 in the back of a mk3 supra, you can do anything.

>tfw I've fucked in every car I've ever owned and even on my motorbike once
This thread makes me look like a manwhore.

I was getting road head one time but I couldn't cum though because I couldn't ignore the road and enjoy it. I thought about pulling over but cops could pull up and fuck that up too.

>>16132764
because girls have never lied before

nope not ever

youre spending extra effort for no real gain

>>16132774
well, your normal girl goes trough less penises in a day, i work for that privilege

>>16132772
That feel. I was getting a hj want me to cum but no way I wanted that shit all over my clothes and on the cars interior. I know she doesn't care about her car but I care about mine.

>>16132783
if thats what you want to believe

youre just fucking another whore in the end

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Never, I dont own a pussywagon and I'm an ugly sack of shit. Maybe when I get a nicer looking car I can find someone to spend the night with once to see what its like, but I don't understand how normal people do it. I've heard of people getting laid in these so its really all on my end, but something like an audi or a porche would probably make things a bit easier.

>>16127582
>4chan
>sexually active

>>16132819
(You)

>>16132741
What is best in life is female friends you do the nasty with

Absolute freedom, no obligations, with all the intimacy of actually having a meaningful relationship with the other person. Also they're usually down to try the freaky stuff. Great way to explore your own sexuality outside of whacking it on 4chan until the normal stuff gets boring.

>>16132883
nah

cant stand whores its all meaningless

not a degenerate

1 girl is all that matters to me

>>16132893
Get a load of this faggot

>>16132919
yknow we live in a dying world when not being a whore gets you called a faggot

if you can do it in good concious good for you

Im not a degenerate

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>>16132893

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>>16132940

>>16132893
I was about to defend this anon because he's right, sex with a significant other is far more gratifying, but then he went full Fedora with >>16132934

Fuck that guy.

>>16132893
I'm with you on this. Sex doesn't even mean anything anymore, what matters most is actual compassion with someone you can actually connect with.

ITT: fedora tipping contest

>>16132617
>put my face within an inch of the seats just to check for even a slightly small stain
>end up cleaning my seats at 1am out of pure paranoia about letting a stain i somehow missed dry on them

Car person confirmed. I would do the same.

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>>16133032
Normies brag about how many girls they've fucked

Anon brags about how many girls he doesn't want to fuck

It's been years since I've fucked in a car or even been blown in one. Road head is amusing until you realize you're driving like you had a stroke.

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Yeah I have bitches riding my dick all the time in my miata haha

>>16127582
Just a little more than 2 years and I'll be reaching wizardry OP.
Any chance chicks want to reenact some scenes from Black Dog doujins? I already have the figure of the bald middle-age man, just give me some time before hand so I can practice my lines.
;_;

>>16132683
That's when you pull over and give her an unholy railing.

>>16132893
>cant stand whores its all meaningless
>not a degenerate
Not really speaking to your character there, Supreme Gentleman

Yes tons in my cutlass supreme. Huge car, leather seats. Had sex in every seat but the back seats were best

>>16127582
It actually happened today except it was in her car. I'll tell the story and if you want to believe it or not is up to you.

>in campus library typing a paper
>computers are set up by pairs
>tall, nice rack, but average looking girl sits next to me
>find it odd considering the mass amount of other computers that are empty
>but then I remembered that these computers were the closes ones to the door
>think nothing about it
>hour or so passes
>remembered that I had to leave soon for a meeting with a professor
>didn't want to leave my seat since library was getting packed
>decided to ask the girl sitting next to me if she could watch my stuff and I would only be gone for a couple of minutes
>says sure
>come back to see that shes still there and my seat isn't taken
>say thanks and if I could repay her just say so
>didn't think she would say anything
>says that she wouldn't mind if I took her out for lunch
>said sure I'll take you out
>go to her car since it's closer
>ride is quiet for the most part then she touches my leg
>ask her if she wanted to do it
>says yes
>pull over
>remember that I don't have a condom
>she says "that's fine and pushes the glove box open and it's filled with condoms
>think to myself "damn I'm about to fuck a whore"
>sex happens
>finish
>she says I was around 7, but since I made her cum, that moved me to an 8
>"wow I really did fuck a whore"
>go to subway
>she paid for her own food anyways
>drops me off
>I say thanks for the good time
>she says "yup"

and that's it, the sex was good and I got my paper done. Overall a happy end.

>>16133168
what character?

whores are for meaningless sex

only degenerates go for it

>>16133351
>meaningless sex
if sex with a pretty girl is meaningless to you, your a fag

>>16133367
sorry

not a degenerate

most whores arent exactly pretty either

>>16127582
>racers needing girls
doesn't help that I look like itsuki either

>>16133367
You need a hobby or something. Are there really people that are over the age of 18 with this mindset?

>>16133376
>>16133388
you two must be the embodiment of misogynistic /r9k/ permavergs who think sex is the same as masturbating
or your just really low test
or homo
or whatever

>>16127582
no

>>16133397
>misogynistic /r9k/ permaverg

nice projecting there

>>16133397
>who think sex is the same as masturbating

So what's the difference? Both are cheap and short lasting pleasures that hold no real value, much like drinking a soda.

>>16127954
>open truck bed in the land of literal MONSTERS

Yeah nah, not fucking in that,

>>16133410
>Both are cheap and short lasting pleasures
its sad you think like this but who am i to judge

>>16133410
fucking this

cuddling with a lover means more than fucking

at least to me

sex means nothing if its with some whore

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>>16133414
its okay, we have these as well

>>16133419
>sex means nothing if its with some whore
you are still physically connecting with someone even if the same level of emotional connection isnt there, >>16133415
love isnt a requirement for lust

>>16131467
>don't be looking to hook up, but don;t be afraid to tell her you want to hook up


lolwut

>>16133438
yeah

its meaningless fornication nothing but degeneracy

no better than 2 dogs fucking

>>16131467
This is the worst advice I've read. This is how you end up in the friendzone. The bitch knows you want to bone her but are too much of a pussy to do it so she takes advantage.

>>16133451
>no better than 2 dogs fucking
well the dog is asserting his position as a dominant male, acting on his natural urges and being fucking alpha
not exactly meaningless but okay. i get it now, youre a numale and spent too much time in the care of liberal women teachers

>>16133489
nah

its completely meaningless

youre simply too simple to understand

the further you go the more sad you show yourself to be are you even 18?

>>16133489
>asserting dominance over a whore that has been fucked countless times before with no effort

Gold star, anon! Maybe tomorrow you'll "assert dominance" by sitting next to someone on the bus!

>>16133500
you keep saying its meaningless but offer no reason other than 'whores' and 'degeneracy'
stop spending so much time on r9k and pol, anon

i do not consider sex with a woman i am attracted to as meaningless. i may be immature or i may be functioning as nature wants me to... either way you keep saying its meaningless and youre wrong.

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>>16133508
>he cares about who was in it the day before
a good way to show insecurity

charlie sheen is a god tier whore monger and id like to seey ou talk shit about him, bitch boy!

Got picked up by a cutie in her dads f150 from a party started making out with her and we literally almost fucked in middle of a rural road, pulled into some truck lot and fucked her brains out

>>16133511
its purely for pleasure

its meaningless

its not out of love

its degeneracy

its not hard to understand like damn you have problems if you cant grasp this

>>16133523
hes a washed up druggie

nice idol you have there

>>16133523
charlie sheen is a loser.

>>16133531
>pleasure is meaningless
existence is meaningless

>its not out of love
neither are most actions you undertake throughout your life but they are still not meaningless

>its not hard to understand like damn you have problems if you cant grasp this
i know, this is why i cant understand why you cant understand why i understand that sex isnt meanginless

charlie is a fucking boss. fucking whores and smoking crack isnt exactly a bad thing so like yea

>>16133544
your own post doesnt make sense

if you view existence as meaningless then literally everything inside in existence is meaningless

sex will always be meaningless unless its being used for procreation or to cement a long term romantic relationship

guess were going to have to agree to disagree here

I cant fathom myself fucking some whore if I dont love them I cant see the point in it it just feels like empty fucking with no substance

>charlie is a fucking boss. fucking whores and smoking crack isnt exactly a bad thing so like yea

but bruh I could be doing that right now
the only difference is that Im not a washed up actor

crack is nigger-tier anyway

>>16127874
Are you me. Lost my virginity in highschool in my parents nissan quest. Feels good mang

>>16133577
>if you view existence as meaningless
no, you do because you think pleasure is meaningless and life is meant to be enjoyed, pleasure
in /my/ opinion it is never empty fucking unless you are ontop of a wife of 15 years that you hate or need to fuck a fatty to get some money

seems our argument is our own subjective definitions of 'meaning', so this is pretty pointless desu
btw you are looking at sex like sheldon cooper tb,h f,am

>>16133599
life isnt meant to be anything it just is

I dont get pleasure out of empty fucking so I dont do it

and yeah of course it is all weve managed to do is announce our stances its like we were ever going to change either of our minds

I dont know who that is but ok

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>>16133619
>I dont know who that is

>>16133631
oh

good to see a character on TV who believes sex should be with who you love and not just because you want to bust a nut I guess

>>16133577
>fucking some whore
why is everyone who is sexually active a whore

>>16133351
Well theres the constant degredation of any female who was sex outside or marriage being a whore

kind of points to a complete lack of character

>>16133662
because thats what a whore is?

>a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

if your being promiscuous youre a whore

I apply it to any gender

>>16133665
the fact that it upsets you kinda points to you being a whore too

poor babby dont like being called what they are

>>16133675
>if your being promiscuous youre a whore

Shit, thanks for reminding me that your mindset is completely fucked I almost took you seriously

>>16133675
S O U R G R A P E S

>>16133683
its right in the definition of whore

this is just denial at this point

>>16133686
see above

>>16133675
>usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet
its rude to call sluts a whore becuase they usually arent

but is there anything wrong with being a whore? a bitch gotta make money for her daddy and bustas gotta be getting their kicks

>>16133675
>this is what kissless virgins actually believe
Fucking kek.
Almost forgot
>tipping intensifies

>>16133675
so are you mudslime or poo in loo

>>16133312
I'm going to ask just because I want to believe
>ride is quiet for the most part then she touches my leg
>ask her if she wanted to do it
How did you not spill your spaghetti all over the place asking a question like that?

>>16133312
>grades you by numbers
>dismissive "yep" goodbye
Apex whore. If you're lucky and play it cool she might hit you up again for some no-frills dicking. Godspeed anon.

>>16133688
>usually

theres an adverb there boyo

theres nothing wrong with it other than being degenerate behavior

>>16133690
>I can only fuck whores so Im mad hes insulting my only source

Sad!

grow up and get in a relationship

or not since youre a whore and your genetics would probably breed more whores

>>16133693
neither

shame that being a decent person is so rare that you cant even imagine a white person who isnt a whore

>>16133703
be bold and confident!

>>16133706
>calling you a virgin means I'm a whore
Rather be a whore than a self-righteous virgin faggot that pretends to know fuckall about a relationship. You're a fucking hypocrite. First sex before marriage is a whore, but now being in a relationship makes it okay.

Keep being pissed off at the world because you're a deformed fat autist that couldn't fuck Helen Keller with a braille covered dildo.

>>16133706
have you ever even been in a relationship?

>>16133706
>theres nothing wrong with it other than being degenerate behavior
>degenerate behavior
sorry achmed but this isnt arabia

it wasnt thaat long ago in full blown christian america where whore houses were literally the center of every town and the mayor and sheriffs and 'decent white people' hung out all night drinking the devils liquid and fucking the devils harlots

>>16133706
>decent person
>muh whores
>muh sluts
>muh degenerates

if you think youre actually a decent person wipe the grease off your face and look in the fucking mirror

>>16133717
With the peanut butter jar

>>16133728
and a dog?

>>16133714
all those insults
all that rage
all that projection

worthless degenerate

youre actually sad enough to put value on fucking whores

you have no self worth from the looks of it but maybe you an turn yourself around some day

sex is only fine within a relationship after marriage

>>16133717
yes and?

>>16133720
those arent decent white people


>>16133727
do you think decent means that you should love everybody and what they do?

just lmao

>>16133742
>those arent decent white people
are you saying clint eastwood or john wayne arent decent white people?

>do you think decent means that you should love everybody and what they do?
it means you shouldnt judge and you certainly are being a judgmental jenny

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>>16133714
>Keep being pissed off at the world because you're a deformed fat autist that couldn't fuck Helen Keller with a braille covered dildo.

>>16133742
>muh buzzwords will save the day
Kek. You're on fucking 4chan of all places talking about morals and values. Nothing but a buttblasted hypocritical virgin that hates every girl because they won't even look at you.

OP here, why did this thread turn into /r9k/

>>16133762
>muh buzzwords
>proceeds to use buzzwords as his argument

>>16133770
Buttblasted is the perfect fit virgin. Not like you'd know anything about fitting properly though.

>>16133776
>Not like you'd know anything about fitting properly though
unsadly my dick is big, you got me

>>16133754
are we talking about the people or who they potray on screens?

John Wayne was a nazi good riddance
Clint Eastwood is a pretty genuine guy

>it means you shouldnt judge and you certainly are being a judgmental jenny

its not being judgmental its posting facts

if you want to fuck the whole town more power to you

doesnt stop it from being degenerate behavior
>>16133762
youre still just spouting off a bunch of insults like a child not getting his way

its even generic cookie cutter insults that are hypocritical of your own critisisms against me

get some self worth my man your rage will subside some

>>16133781
>girls are whores
>I gotta big dick boyyyyy
So what medications are you supposed to be taking? It's frightening to see how bipolar you are just from typed words.

>>16133788
>le supreme gentleman
>women just don't understand me
>le sigh
>*writes with ink and quill*

>like a child not getting his way
Except I'm the one fucking a "whore" while you're the virgin.

>>16133765
Im surprised this thread hasnt been killed yet tbqh

>>16133790
girls arent whores

there are whores that are girls

just like there are whores that are men trans or any other gender out there

>>16133808
you should stop putting value on fucking whores already

it makes you look like a sad human being

by how you act I can only assume you truly are one tho

>>16133788
>John Wayne was a nazi good riddance
so you are also a kike loving faggot
s,mh

you keep saying degenerate but there is nothing immoral about having sex out of wedlock. mary magdalene was literally a whore and shes a saint. so shut the fuck up already.

>>16133812
>you're so sad
>said the lonely kissless virgin trying so hard to rationalize being a virgin
Kek. Have fun being "pure." I should be thankful you'll never procreate because there are enough downy kids in the world already.

>>16133820
nah

Jews are the only thing I really dont like in the world

I believe them to be the source of plenty if not most of the major bullshit that goes down

John Wayne was a hateful fucktard who deserves no respect

being a saint isnt anything special either

>>16133834
lmao


your rage has told me all I need to know about you I cant even take you seriously you make me think of the 13 year olds on xbox live just flinging out the dumbest shit and hoping at least 1 turd sticks

get some self worth then talk to me

>>16127582
No, I don't even eat in my car.

No, sex is gay

>>16133847
>being a saint isnt anything special either
how about being jesus' bottom bitch?

>>16133847
>muh self worth
>y-youre just mad
Whatever helps you convince your different personalities that you actually matter. At the end of the day you hate the world because they reject you, and that's something that will never change regardless how much you hide behind your pseudo-ego.

>>16133812
So youre saying people who have sex out of wedlock have no value

>>16127582
Once on my backseat, luckily she was 4'11'' so it wasn't that bad

>>16133882
dunno

I mean she just saw some shit and was a fathful follower

I dont have much of an opinion here

>>16133884
keep projecting and flinging shit

try not to choke on it tho

>>16133887
life has no value

so Im not sure what youre saying here

even whores can work so I mean its not like theyre useless

alls Im saying is that they are degenerates

>>16133921
>projecting
You make it painfully obvious you're a butthurt virgin. Not a single person ITT would disagree with that statement.

>>16133939
youre still projecting pretty hard imo

and trying way too hard as a fact

its 2016 90% or more of the sexually aware people on the planet are degenerate

its not like being called that does anything

its not the olden days where that would ruin your reputation even if it did were on 4chan

so you dont have to sit here and make a fool of yourself looking like underaged shit flinging cancer

just gather yourself man

you can at least appear better than you are

>>16133966
>he doesn't want to have premarital sex
bruh you gotta test drive the car before you buy it...

>>16133966
>>16133921

This fucking mindset is mind blowing

see a shrink

>>16133971
this

>>16133983
Lifetime could make 30 movies from this guy's delusional ideas.

>>16132642
its easy to figure out. Do it on the highway so no shifting and slide the seat back a couple of clicks.

>>16132642
drive a truck with an automatic transmission and bench seat. it is a literal game changer. you have so much room for activities.

>>16133971
you have to learn sexual chemistry regardless

sex isnt important enough to end a relationship to me

its not like youre going to be fucking constantly

if were happy when were together and feel that the marriage is mutually beneficial isnt that all that matters?

not like a long term relationship ending in marriage is going to go to shit because we dont like each other in the sheets

>>16133983
nah

like Ive thought about it a lot

but I come to the conclusion that I cant be as fucked as I think I am if I realize that

besides I might get labeled with some zany shit and lose my ability to buy firearms or who the fuck knows

>>16134016
>its not like youre going to be fucking constantly
I have never been in any form of relationship where we didn't and it wasn't consensual on both sides. One thing you learn is that sex is pretty instinctual and the instinct is to go for it.

>>16134025
thats called poor self control

reverting back to a mindset of a primal animal is hardly admirable and I wouldnt fall for someone like that

sets off flags like mad

but hey if its what you like thats you

>>16134016
You have to be in a relationship before anything can end it.

>>16134040
it sounds like your ideals for a person reside in some world where people don't exist.

protip: no point in history was every completely virtuous.

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>>16134040
>even wanting to fuck your SO makes you a degenerate

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

>>16134051
This nigger probably plays the sims like it's real life and kisses his computer screen goodnight.

>>16127582
Yeah I have and it's not that great.

Also haven't had sex since may, which is also not great

>>16134051
protip: no shit

those virtuous both present and past exist and thats all that matters

>>16134059
if you cant keep it in your pants until youre together long enough to realize you want to marry then you have problems

>>16134076
I guarantee you that you look at all kinds or weird fucking shit porn and think that's okay because it's "virtual" and not actually happening.

>>16134084
were on 4chan

I think everyone here likes some weird shit

its porn of course its ok doubly so if its 2d

>>16127969
Its okay, anon. I have an xB
I love it.

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anyhoo I need to get to sleep

been a long time since /o/ entertained me

g'night whores and degenerates