My Summer Car Thread 8 /msc/ - Now with More PC Potatoes and

ive always helped people who wanted to finetune their valves but now that the engine comes by default with untuned valves and i cant check WHICH ONE needs to be tuned and the ticking sound wont go away i cant figure out how to do this shit.

8 fucking valves and i dont know which one is too lose, which one is too thight, or if some are loose and others are thight.

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Marlboro 240RS skin with PSD
image: >>16117697
PSD file: https://mega.nz/#!ngtSWCqZ
*note have to flip "Marlboro Finnish Rally" in "side b" group folder of the PSD file

>>16118219
piss on them

>>16118219
>>16118244

Mate you aren't gonna believe that shit. Had to go to the inside, accel, see how quick the engine felt, go to loose/thighten up 2 valves of a cylinder, go back, turn on the engine, check response again, and so on with this fucking bullshit until i was able to remove the ticking and re-adjust them properly.

Jesus fuck dude, the car was complete and i was halfway to getting every part from the magazine paid and shipped to be installed and i was borderline thinking starting a fresh new game to test my luck

>>16118257
>not just tapping the throttle on the carb

>>16118257
glad I could help

>>16118265
That wouldn't fix the issue my friend. The issue was valve related. Not carb.

>>16118279
yeah because it's so much better to walk around the car, get in, then push the accelerator while inside it to listen to the valves

9'th for game a shit

>>16118304
Wait, how can i open the throttle body without going inside the car?

And yes. Sometimes i need to get in because the car shuts off and i can only start it from inside.

>>16118335
care to explain why you have such an opinion?

>>16118339
Like any other carbed vehicle...the throttle linkage. You can start the car from the outside as well.

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>>16118348
pls inform me master

>>16118357
wat...all you do is hover over the carb to move the throttle linkage

>>16118219
Read the wiki!

Unscrew each one endlessly

Screw back in 7 times.


finu

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dented the shit out of my car just putting the fucking suspension together

>>16118357
My sides

>>16118380
If you are a retard you would do that. But after trying that i found out that it seems that the loosening/thightening effect loops.


Besides, valves start in a random position, so the strategy will not be the same effect every time.

>>16118388
Go to documents, appdata, local low, amistech, and delete "Meshsave.txt"

This will restart the condition of the vehicles to brand new. I usually dont like it, but when either a small dent to the grill or the chassis in two cost the same (around 4k) and the game likes to dent the car by having you stand close to it, i dont give a shit.

>>16118420
Cool, thanks. Maybe the dev will make it less dent prone in the future.

>>16118428
I actually want to hope for 3 things that will make the game less hardcore.

Make the car itself slightly stronger (i mean, after getting used to indestructable muscle cars, vans, and shit trucks, its hard getting used to something that actually breaks)

Make your character not collide with the chassis (because fuck walking too close and denting it)

And having bus stops (Maybe then the dev could go back to having you respawn in the cementery after you die and it wouldn't be boring to go back to your house.

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>>16118463

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>>16118465
>tfw no spurdo sticker for my IRL shitbox

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>>16118468

Holy fucking shit this game....it shouldn't take 30 fucking minutes to install a radiator hose

>>16118601
Yeah I had that problem for a while, 3 rad hoses and the rest is a puzzle. Had to hover and rotate each hose randomly till it check marked even around areas where it ended up attaching to and obvious attatching points.

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>>16118463
>>16118465
>>16118595
>PNG
>no transparency

What are you using, ms paint?

>>16118517
Boo fucking hoo
http://www.stickeryou.com/2/products/car-decals/622

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Like my weeb car?

>>16118712
Looks gud.

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I died in the musclecar, where does it go? I need it to go pick up the satsuma from the shop. Checked the dump, only found a cool sofa that I used on my way home to get the honeypot unstuck.

>>16118712
>weeb
stopped caring there

>crash into ditch on the way highway
>turn around to go to repair shop
>on the way notice my top speed is struggling to exceed 130 when before it would easily go past 160
>can't afford any repairs
>drive home and bolt drivers door back on
>inspect engine, smoke colour is optimal, valves are optimal, nothing unbolted.
What's wrong with my car and how do I fix it?

>>16118348
>You can start the car from the outside as well

Wat

How

>>16118769
Jump in the engine bay and turn around.

Is it normal to not get sewage calls for 4-5 days straight? I finally got one but the phone has been uncharacteristically silent.

Every time I try to pull away in 1st my revs go down very low and I often stall, also very little power at low rpm in 1st too, despite all aftermarket parts installed. Ideas?

>>16118802

Ah, I figured that after I posted. And here I was, thinking there was some way to trigger the starter manually like a dunce.

>>16118806
rev up immediately before shifting into gear and don't step down

So which gear ratio did you guys pick? I chose 4.11, bretty smooth and comfy but not as quick hitting redline

>>16118814
Yeah, that works. Is what I described normal?

>>16118831
probably too rich/lean fuel mixture

>>16118225
Noticed I fucked up the link to PSD, https://mega.nz/#!ngtSWCqZ!X-hJVL7bPK3k0tEJ1YkZ6TeOn5tY3H5MkT1olFdLsHE
Sorry about that guys that wanted to edit it

>>16118814

make sure to do this immediately after starting the car without letting it warm up or you'll blow the motor, the closer to redline the better

Has anyone went fast enough on the dirt roads with the van to get some speed wobble?

>>16119030
I got speed wobble in the poop truck.

>>16119125
I didn't get any unless I'm turning at 110ish or I had poop in the tank but when turning at that speed this is what it's like with the diff locker on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-jt5EYHZ5U

Trying to tune my engine, keep loosening the screw like the guide says and waiting for a tick but haven't heard one yet? I've been doing quite a bit of unscrewing, do I just have to keep going or is this normal?

>>16119158
this doesn't sound normal, it should start ticking at some point. does this happen on all valves?

>>16119158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkhdfhGsANk
Turn the car on.

>>16118806
Carb tune, just rev up with x for clutch then dump it if you can't be fucked to fix it.

>>16118991
Fix your tune man, I redline it from completely cold until mid temp without anything bad happening.

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>>16118463
>>16118465
>>16118468
>>16118595

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>>16118595

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New wheels/tire gets you penalties on inspection even a spoiler? fug
Do I need bumpers too? Lost the rear and what the fuck is "warning triangle" I'm pretty sure my warnings work.

>>16119246
Stock parts only, you need bumpers and everything.

Triangle can be anywhere in car, take it off the back of the tractor.

>>16119246
In finland (and other nordic countries) you need to have a warning triangle in the trunk to put on the side of road in case of an accident or breakdown.
Just steal the triangle from the tractor

>>16119250
welp time to search for it on the trails or buy a new one

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>>16119254
>buy a new one
I have bad news son

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>>16119285
Heh, too late found it but now the only problem is getting to the inspection sober

should /vg/ come here, or will you guys eventually move over there? i'm actually okay with it being over here, if mods let it stay up.

>>16119297
naww, I feel at home here. No thank you since /ovg/ is still here too

>>16119297
>mods
What's that?

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The only feature we really need:

OEM parts catalog.

>>16119302
>>16119303
np. just checking to see which threads are getting actual supplies. /vg/ is being used as tech support, but that should end soon enough.

>>16119306
>stock carburetors fully in stock
>clearance sale 50% off

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>i arrive to store
>load up on peer n sausage
>load up van, shopping bag is intact
>steal all the gas for my cans n vans
>rock and roll ready to go
>pull out of town, life feels good
>spirits high
>as im approaching the highway I try to slow down
>start to accelerate out of control instead
>can't turn, can't brake, blinkers won't even work
>realize my controller has died
>fly off road, plow into tree and die

i will never get home with my peer and weenies

>tfw still waiting for my parts
How long? It has been over a week now. Feels like the stickers from notori.

>>16119354
just go to the store and see if the invoice is on the counter, if it isn't, save at the shitter and come back to check again.

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>>16119341
>>as im approaching the highway
you dance with the devil, my friend
>>16119354
a week? I did a mass order after saving and got mine in less than two days. did you check to see if the receipt was at the store? you might have to place your order again.

what gear ratio do i need to hit 220 for the achievement?

can someone post a map with the shit tanks labeled?

>>16119366
Highest one but your acceleration will be a shit

I just can't find my break leakage.
Fuck brakes, who needs them anyway.

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posting my current skin as jpeg

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no need to lose the tool kit anymore

>>16119359
>>16119365
Already did that.
Just checked now, they are in a fucking porch on the side of the porch (near the pumps).
I was waiting to deliver at my home lol

>>16119871
>on the side of the shop
Fix'd.

>>16119871
well you're just a retard

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>inspection 2nd trip
>exhaust system penalty
>failure to pass
>apparently hitting a bump loosened it on the way

time for vodka

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>>16119488
Here you go senpai

>>16119917
thank you boss now I can finally pump away at my neighbor's stink hole

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>going down highway to pick up drunk bro from bar
>go to turn off at gas station
>accidentally double tap B
>straight money shift it, loud thunks, tires lock up
>skid up the road next to the fuel pumps
>car won't even turn over
>guy walks over and gets in my car anyway
fugggg :^)

I cant get the fucking shock absorbers in

I have the trail arms and coils installed, but the checkmark never appears when I fiddle around with the absorbers

wtf man

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You DID pass the inspection anon?

>>16120080
just did. stripped all my upgrades to do it.

>>16120020
Coils are a little farther back than the spring on the rear

>>16120085
Only the exhaust/muffler and custom wheels need to be taken off for inspection.
You don't even need passenger seats to pass.

>>16120080
>tfw passed first try
Didn't go to the mechanic either. git gud.

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Guise, I found the MSC character in real life.

>Finnish
>Datsun 100a
>Rilli with fries

>>16120096
well shit, I put the radiator, headers and seats in. what a shit.

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Put kkekmet tractor like this for extra light when power failure

>>16120080
TRIANGLES

Tips on rallye?

I wonder if the makers of Datsun are aware of this game, and how they would feel about it.

>>16120182
>I wonder if the makers of the Datsun are alive and not geriatric
FTFY

>>16120215
good point. I retract my question.

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>>16120215
>>16120221

Well Datsun is still a thing. Doubt they'd care tho.

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>>16120239
Like a now poo in the loo marque cares

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>>16120103
MSC doesn't take place in Hervanta tho, but now that I think about it it'd be a sweet DLC map

>>16118718
its where you left it when you ded.

>>16118743
When you crash things unbolt by themselves. Once i was in a crash and when i looked around i found loose bearings and the oil filter in the ground.

>Fluids full, no leaks, halfshafts bolted, gear linkage bolted, pedals bolted.


Why are you no move?!??!?!?!??!?!??!??!??

>>16120317
how much DOT fluid did you use?

>>16120347
Filled to the brim

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>>16120093
you're a saint

>>16120317
-wrong gear
-handbrake

tried?

>>16120397
Wont go into gear, and handbrake not engaged.

>>16120402
you can't even switch gears? like, you're in neutral and try to switch to 1st, but it won't let you?

>>16120419
The shifter will move to each gear, but will act like as if the clutch in always engaged.

>>16120402
Make sure all three bolts on the gear linkage is snugged. Should be three near the engine bay.

>>16120423
did you bolt all 6 halfhsaft points into the engine?

>>16120425
>>16120428
All of these bolts are tight, cant wrap mind around what could cause this. Might restart with a new save.

how do I install sparkplugs? do I need to remove something?

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>firewood job
>park my car near the barn
>come back and the car is fucked up
>wtf *close the game and fuck the progress*
>open the game again
>car parked (garage) fucked up
>what in the world
>le meshsave maymay
>open the game again
>car parked (garage) fucked up

ffs I dindu nuffin
this game is full no fun allowed

>>16120439
before you do, just curious how you filled your fluids. did you open all three and pour a bottle over until the bar filled green? or did you open one at a time, fill it, close it and move on to the next one?

I ask because I believe all three need to be filled independently. I closed each one before opening and filling the next.

>>16120457
One at a time, Very confusing.

>>16120386
how many containers of DOT fluid did you use?

>>16120466
One for the clutch, two for the brakes. I had an extra to check all of them as well.

>>16120472
>>16120465
I honestly don't know what could be the issue. Did you check settings to see if auto-clutch was enabled/disabled?

>>16120450
scroll them in.

>>16120487
Could be AFR, the lower it is the more prone to stalling in 1st

>>16120487
Auto-clutch is disabled. Im just going to restart.

>>16120495
I thought he said the car just refuses to move, not that he was stalling. If the issue is stalling, that would be super easy to fix.
>>16120502
damn man, sorry we couldn't help. sounds like you really did a complete check over everything, so yeah.. save probably got damaged.

It is always the carb. tune your carbs first, people

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Time to fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_14wvPvRlY

>>16120511
Sweet spot seems to be between 13 and 15 AFR

>>16120518
up up and away

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>>16120527

>>16120317
Does it at least run?

>>16120518
anon, I'm super impressed by how clean those colors look. did you just overlay your design over the template and call it a day, or did you mess with color settings?

>>16119912
>not having your repair kit in the trunk to fix that shit

>>16120520
How do you change the air file ratio? The screw on the carb doesn't seem to be changing it and I don't want to have to use the choke all the time

>>16120552
Fuel* Damn autocorrect

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>spent dosh for chassis repair
>chassis dented again
>got to rally
>can't qualify since came with wrong tires
>3k for rally tires
>only 2.5k left in wallet

Welp another week of preparing, average day in Finland
>>16120552
oh it's you again, are you using stock carb? I guess aftermarket carb might fix your shit

>>16120552
the screw on the carb should definitely be changing it. try increments of 5 to see change

>>16120552
There's a whole section about that on the wiki.

I can't take the air filter off? Anyone know what's wrong with it? Both bolts are unbolted fully

NEW VIDEO BLYATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nimuUOMx07A

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>>16120544
i redid the colors + water drops slightly to have the whole spectrum on it and then tweak the colors more intense

>>16120552
>I don't want to have to use the choke all the time
is it possible to tune your car well enough to not only prevent having to choke, but also ignite from cold and start driving that very second? or will we always need to warm up the engine before we can take off?

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>>16120588
AWWW SHIET

>>16120591
damn, I need to put more effort into mine. it looks great. my colors are flat as hell, even with the in-game correction that gives it pop.

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>>16120591
>>16120518
since im really bored take this mini pic dump try your own
>>16120607

also pic related is a new map im working on

>>16120618
http://imgur.com/a/aCvYz
its time for bed i think i keep forgetting pics

>>16120618
>also pic related is a new map im working on
lmao

>>16120595
very possible with stock parts. don't know about the racing stuff.

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>>16120580
Even after right clicking on it?

>>16120643
phwoar! your car made my panties wet

>>16120643
how you edit number plate?

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>>16120666
By going through the same steps as for pic related, except you edit reg_plate3.tex instead.
Some anon from the /vg/ thread made the guide, not me.

>>16120643
Yes. It just stays put. I'll restart and save the game and see if does anything different

how would one put the sewage hose back on the truck? I pulled it out of the sewage ditch but didnt find a propmt or anything to put it back. it held on for a while but was gone at the next customer.

>>16120737
pick up the very end of the hose and move to the back edge of the side platform thing. it should give an indication like "attach hose" or something like that

>>16120737
Grab the end section of the hose, you should be able to place it back where you took it from

>>16120737
grab the tip and put it where the pipe used to be.

anyone else just not getting calls for shitt succ trucc jobs?

it's been like 2 days and I haven't gotten a single call.

>>16120761
same

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Thanks to the guy that shared the transparency in the last thread. Making one of my favorite rally liveries (Michelotto CH Pozzi 308)

>>16120878

What do you guys use to make these.

>>16120890
I'm using photoshop

>>16118465
Fug

>>16120643
Is this a color in game? Or did you do something custom?

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>>16120923
It's a custom metallic paint, in-game yes but you need to manually select it with the RGB sliders.

>>16120239
that front is an aesthetic mess

How do I apply the car template once I make it? It's in the folder but game looks normal.

>>16120588
I knew boris would be all over this game

>>16121011
Hit F5 while in main menu.
To apply it to your car drive to the mechanic and buy "custom paint by artist".

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>>16121011
nvm just saw readme in the folder

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Poor man's hakosuka.
Going to save cash to get new rims. Feels good, man.

>tfw same shit for IRL but not a datsun

towing the van with the poop truck is too funny. it's constantly going sideways, it looks like you've got Dagumi behind you chasing you.

>>16121134
hey, ever though of turning the electrics on whatever you're towing and leave it's headlights on? Every time you turn and see lights in the mirror, you know it's trying to pass you.

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>tfw still waiting on a phone call to suck shit
its been days now

>>16121218
You don't actually need to wait for a phone call, just go suck shit up and they'll pay you anyhow.
>>>16119917

>>16121223
even if its empty? and if so, how long does it take to reset?

>>16121228
Sometimes overnight.

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>>16121236
>2.5tons of shit overnight
Damn sausages

How do I flip the van? I'm trying with J but it's not really doing anything.

>>16121261
I hope they put in more wildlife and randomness

>speeding down the back roads at 3am with some eurobeat/pop blaring hit some fucking rabbits and what not

>>16121316
try at the wheels

>>16121320
Thanks anon, that did the trick. Unfortunatelty my peer flew out in the crash so I'm riding the rest of the way solo

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>>16121156

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>>16121378
[muffled eurobeat in the distance]

I got the car to start, but it shuts off after a few seconds, so I can't tune the carb etc

I've followed the guide in the wiki except for adding fenders, doors, boot lid, hood
all liquids are filled

anyone have any clues what to check?

>>16121223
hmm doesn't seem to work for me

So I put my parts list into the mailbox. Where can I pick them up?

>>16121497
same place, wait a day for the phone call

>>16121424
okay it was the choke (pulled it out and put it all the way back in) but now it's running but wont move once in gear fml

>>16121503
thanks

>>16121509
check the nut between clutch line and tranny, it's probably pissing fluids too.

I accidentally Fleetari's flame car in the bottom of the lake will he be mad?

holy jesus, i never realized how drunk the booze in the shed gets you

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>>16121529
forgot pic

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>get call from drunk fuck to pick him up
>this time I will not crash and die
>get into van, turn lights on, never speed up to much
>make it to the pub alive
>50m past the mechanic a moose runs into the car and I die
live shouldn't be that horrible

>>16121529
it's an entire bottle of vodka (koskenkorva?), ain't it?
they offer SHOTS at the pub

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>>16121546
life** and lmao

What do you guys listen to while car buildan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30qSqzoRmN8

>>16120511
Nein, had my carb tuned fine but my valves got fucked somehow.

I could go 140 on stock carb but 90 max on the aftermarket carbs.

Went to retune my valves and they were completely out of whack. One click up from ticking and I can haul ass now, not sure how they got fucked but remember to check them if your power seems lacking, even if you did it right previously.

>>16121603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4B88hR7SE

>>16121546
>get into van
this is the point where I knew you were fucked

>>16121603
comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6tjhSlTr4

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is there anyway to solve this?

>>16121629
Are you trying to get it on the roof?

>>16121515
you're a saint

>>16121629
gonna need a bigger tractor

>>16121647
for you

Do i need to put the exhaust before the fuel tank doe does it not matter?

>>16121656
No

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There you go. Improved from yesterday. Classic livery in national colors, packed full of 90's Finnish meems.

>>16121603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uno7f5IGAPI

>>16121317
>they
You mean he :^)

>>16121603
Comfy time
https://youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY

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>If you have a problem with this store you can just go to another one... Oh wait, you can't he he he

>>16121523
You can drive it straight out in lowest gear or reverse, won't turn but it'll be very slow. Dunno if the ferdinale can do it but the tractor is able to.

>>16121758
thats what you get dumb wojack poster

>>16121758
I want all robots to die.

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>>16121769
Say that again, dumb 4chan poster.

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>>16121223
every time i've attempted to succ full pooptanks without a call they won't pay me even when I remove 2.5k liters

not sure if it's just me but i'd advise against succ trucc trips without a call

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>>16121780
>"Baww, I am offended he talked backed at me"
>you are able to flip him off repeatedly

Fucking losers trying to be punks, hahaha fucking kooks

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>>16121796
But it isn't fair!

>>16121799
So break his window and drive back in mommy's van because everyone knows you don't have the car built.

>>16121804
>mommy's van
The joke is on you. I lost the van and use the shit truck.

Faget.

>>16121789
ONLY pump them when they're completely full.

Protip: If you think it might be full and pump it, if the liquid slowly decreases you're good. If the sewage well decreases in large "chunks", you're wasting your time.

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>>16121799
>he doesn't get the enjoyment of making people upset

And I'm enjoying doing it to you. Give him the bird again, posts results

>>16121815

Shit truck is best vehicle.

>Raise rear axle on highway going max speed
>Young male died in car crash

Then I got gud

>Always raise rear axle
>Drift like a madman AND save fuel

>>16121820
I can't. If I get mad one more time my mom is going to take my computer away again.

>>16121827
Give mum the bird, then she won't take it away

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>>16121826
>he doriftos with an open diff

Shitcunt, one wheel peels are lame diff lock on = KILL ALL TIRES

>>16121839
HOLUP

The diff locker is actually implemented?

I've never noticed a difference when using it.

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>>16121831

>>16121851
what is with that cats eyeballs?

>>16121855
Cataracts. She's old and will go any day now.

>>16121846
You need to give it more gas like irl when driving rwd in snow. Shit gets loose at 110

>>16121851
Mum ain't looking too happy, ABORT MISSION ANON

>>16121629
You should be flipping on the other side

>>16121864
Fug. Sorry anon, I miss my cats. They would even clean the goobers out of my dogs eyelids and smack her if she tried to leave when they were cleaning her.

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>finally get car built
>only starts when you give it gas
>doesn't move, only revs

Well fuck. (And yes, I took of the handbrake)

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>>16121629
You raise the forks as far as they will go, get a run up and ram the top side. Should flip it back up

>>16121886
Even with her eye I still wonder how she manages to hunt.

>>16121901
>anon raise forks to max height
>speeds
>Rams the truck
>forks are higher than the truck
>Young man dies in tractor crash

>>16121629
Use the hose. I'm serious.

>>16121889
had the same issues
try the choker for the gas issue, check clutch line screws because car runs but isnt moving

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>>16121912
I know how to get the truck back upright, he won't die

how to get gaem for free
I'm a cheap baster I know

>>16121924
wut

don't tell me replacing the hose auto-flipps it, right?

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I just want my ball back

>>16121948
I can't find a torrent with the updated version.

You should try it with the old version though. I torrented it at first but ended up buying it, it's really good.

>>16121957
magnet for the old one?

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>>16121695
Added a few decals.

>>16121951
use the van to get onto the roof :DDDD

>get satsuma chan inspected
>burning highway home
>stop on the airfield exit next to the bus stop to fuck with the alignment, she's pulling left a bit
>hear distant sirens
>didn't know the police would chase AI
>cherries and berries on the horizon
>Poncho is cooking along in a beeline right for me
>plows into the bus stop next to me at 150km/h
>jump in and fire her up, start tearing home to avoid the fuzz
>t.makinen engaged, pulling perfect rally turns around the hairy bends all the way hom
>luck and skill run out at some time with the sirens screaming behind me
>catch a tire on a terrain bug and end up doing a double pinwheel and land on my side
>quickly drink the rest of the case in my passenger seat while i wait for the sweet release
>poncho plows into my undercarriage at 80km/h
>sends me spinning, ejects my muffler and gas tank into orbit, land on all 4 wheels

This fucking game

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>>16121986
Have you edited any of the engine textures?

I'm streaming on twitch if anyone is interested
@jtf440

>>16122039
Jesus fuck that looks awesome.

>>16122126
I got the idea from a Russian forum. I started with just editing the plate, but the others aren't too bad to edit. Trying to figure out how to edit the wheel skins right now.

>>16120182
What is Nissan?

>>16121950
Nope. But if you use the hose under the truck, it will flip (bumping) back.
Works on ditches too.

>get car together, all fluids in
>starts but won't idle for long and barely responds to throttle input, even with the choke all the way out
>tried fucking with the carb but it barely made a difference

send help

>order aftermarket exhaust and muffler
>get the call that they can be picked up
>only the muffler is there

fug

>>16122303
Ebrake on? Using the clutch correctly? valves/carb tuned tight?

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>>16121957
there is a dl to the newest version

you just have to find it

I built the Satsuma but the oil is empty after a few minutes of running the engine. What do

Thanks to the 3 people that watched my stream

>going to the shop because pier
>fan belt
>*wut? my car is fine tho. Gonna take it anyway*
>back at home
>get the shitbox for a ride
>shitbox got no power anymore and dies in the middle of the road

Ok that was breddy cool.

>>16122484
You have what it takes kid, you are the next Lirik

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>finally get it running
>driving to store for peer
>look in rear view and see huge flames
>stop and realize I forgot to refill on coolant after accidentally taking off radiator hose
>now it starts but dies whenever I try to put it in gear

rip

>>16122473
You probably forgot the drain bolt on the bottom of the oil pan

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>>16122528
FUCK

>>16122554
you know, since we have a piss button we should be able to piss in the radiator like in red dawn

>build car
>go to drive
>mustve forgotten a bolt on the drive gear
>pops off
>over-rev
>piston is kill
>fix everything except piston, plan to drive to mechanic on gimped engine
>go to refill oil, wont refill
>check all bolts over and over, maybe 3 times, including oil pan bolt
>cant figure out the issue

I guess I'll just tow it to the mechanic, unless anyone can think of anything i might be missing?

>>16122558
you can

>>16122554
nice fire on a cool northen summer night :-DD

>>16122513
thanks my dude

Anyone have commands to reset the tractor? My tractor sunk into the ground after I rolled and abandoned it. I finally figured out the goddamn carb though. Now I'm waiting for an alignment to be done

>>16122563
no fucking way
if this is true, then the dev is literally the most based man in existence

>>16122646
like, just do it and see duh?

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>Be me, playing My summer car
>Decide to deliver firewood while car is in shop
>need to recover tractor
>tractor is flipped over by the airfield
>get in van, gottagofast
>crash into tree, die instantly
>load last save, get in van
>gottagofaster
>hit tree, ded
>reload, drive slow this time
>fall on ditch, roll
>Fuck this, reload last save
>Make it to highway, leaving DUI checkpoint
>Big-Rig rams me, am kill
>Drive all the way back, find tractor
>Is sunk into the ground
>Attempt to pull with van
>10 minutes later, nothing
>Decide to try 1 last tug
>tractor rights itself, comes out of ground
>success
>attempt to drive back home using highway
>van slides off the road while wing towed
>flattens goddamn radar gun cop
>many sirens, here it comes
>cop sideswipes me
>Van flies into tractor
>van is now inside tractor cab
>tractor tips over, am kill

Fug man. I just need the fucking tractor

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oh look, a mysterious box!

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>>16122704
tfw buying everything

>>16122561
You blew a hole in the oilpan.

Is anyone else having this problem with the shit truck?
>Get call
>chug a couple of peers and drive to the job
>put hose in, turn on pump
>merrily suck shit
>once it gets to 2000l it just stops pumping
The pump is still running, but the sucking sound stops and the gauge stops. Have tried repeatedly and it always stops dead on 2000l

>>16122795
how about you fucking empty the filled tank before you keep going?

Is the Satsuma's fuel tank impossible to fill up with the jerry can for anyone else?

Can't seem to make it fill up for more than a split second, shit's annoying as fuck.

>>16122877
Either the car is full or the can is empty

how do i know which valve is ticking? i've fiddled with them all and there has only been one steady rhythm to the ticking.

>>16122956
read first few posts.

Youve got to touch the valves per cylinder and see how the acceleration goes smoother until you eliminate the ticking

>>16122827
it's completely empty first shit truck job, the guage goes from 0-2000l and then stops, the truck can go to 10000l

>>16123002
Are you trying to do multiple at once or get a call and then do one job and go back? I've had issues with the truck working right when trying to do 2 in a row. Also didn't get paid on the second job.

>>16123029
no, every save it's the same, first call go straight there and fills only the first 2000l

>>16123080
But are you getting paid if you walk over to the person?

>>16123102
no because the truck never finishes emptying the tank, it empties it about a 1/4 of the way and then stops sucking

>>16123106
maybe you aren't putting enough tube in the tank

>>16122549
Nope, screwed on tight. Just checked it. What else?

>>16123198
Aha! The oil filter wasn't tightened. Hopefully that sorts it out.

>>16123139
i've tried putting all of it in, some of it in so it doesn't curl up at the bottom, doesn't seem to matter

>>16123242
I'm having a bug where it will only suck if the end of the hose is touching the top of the shit, maybe its that? I'm gonna have to tell the dev about it

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>>16122709
>save game
>everything unboxed
>AFR and accessory gauges almost fly through the window becasue that techno faggot drove oncoming

>>16123294
It seems similar to that except for the hard stop at 2000l. I think I'll definitely have to report it to the dev

How do I clear the stuff that I've rung up at the store?

>>16123373
hahaha, one by one

>>16123375
I mean how do I clear the stuff that the cashier has rung up? I clicked on bunch of shit and now the cashier wants me to pay and I want to reset it so that I can pick stuff again.

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>>16123379
hahaha, you can't. The deeds been done
[spoilersdontworkhere]RESTART ALL OVER AGAIN[/spoilersdontworkhere]

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>>16118412
Fuck you! Read the wiki!

>>16123389
Fuck you how does that prove me wrong. There isn't an individual valve tick sound. ive confirmed it. There's one sound source so youve got to do trial and error.

>>16123395
Each valve needs to be screwed in 7 scrolls.

>>16123401
No you fucking idiot, the valves each start in a random position. The guide was right tho. They need to be as loose as possible without ticking.

B'sides. Even if i am fucking wrong and all valves start in the same position (they dont) any kind of unaccounted screw will fuck up everything permanently.

>>16123408
it doesn't matter if they start in random positions once you reset them by scrolling down 30 times

So with new update console commands are gone or what?

>>16123431
You mean reaching the limit down/up if they dont loop? that would be great if i knew what was the full range back then. Or even better: If the screws stopped turning after they were max loose. But they didn't.

>>16123437
Dude, that update was literally the first 2 days after the game came out

>>16122646
you can also drink your piss and piss on the sauna oven.

>>16123581
I was already aware of those two things
does pissing in the gas tank kill the engine?

>>16123587
I hope not because I peed while I was filling up my gas canister yesterday.

Figured out how to steal gas without ever paying the next time you go to the store.
save two times after stealing gas

>>16123597
If you're going to do that you might as well just reset the damn fuel tank in the save or use a cheat table.

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>wake up next day food gone from kitchen
>okay
>sleep
>call from drunk dude
>take the van to pick him up
>later find this on the edge of the road on the way

MY FOOD IS POSSESSED

>>16123639
I once got up at night and heard a peer case outside going autistic, rattling like crazy.
I was too spooked to go outside and went for a sauna instead.

>>16120392
is... is the satsuma on its fucking side?

>>16123455
fuck i kept playing old version then got updated yesterday, fuuuuck i aint driving all the way to the fucking town for some beer

>>16123756
drink from the tap

Either the one in the kitchen or the one at the sauna, turn that shit on and crouch infront of it.

Or just point straight up when taking a piss.

>brushes a tree with the frendale
>dies

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>tfw breaking down in the middle of the night miles from civilization
SAATANA

what the fucks wrong with this games time, i goto sleep when suns fully out at what the clock says is 12:05, then wake up at 10:05 what id assume to be night, yet its still bright and the suns only just going down

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>>16123828
only feels my nigga

>>16123829
after some research i found out thats realistic behaviour for finland, so gj dev

does anyone know the exact pitch black hours so i can avoid them? or is it dynamic?

dusk 6pm dunno and dawn 5am, most shit doesn't start till 8am phone calls stores and such

>>16123851
You can always try to run around to get the fatigue meter up a tiny bit if empty to go back to bed

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Who else after hours orders?

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Just stayed up all night playing to finally get a running car. Fired up the first try, shit felt good.

My parking brake keeps popping out for some reason though, I tightened the bolts directly underneath it and a couple more under the gearbox.

The radio is fucking hilarious for some reason and I can't even understand a thing they're saying. Just random nonsense and after a while some guy started eating potato chips.
I'm getting Postal 2 vibes too

>GOAT GAME

>>16123809
That thing has the worst brakes. I can stop faster in a max capacity shit truck.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u want dat ass

did fins not have clocks in the 90s or something

>>16123860
who here dying on the drive back home
>>16123877
parking break should have 5 bolts. did you get the 1x5mm?