I just bought a Chevrolet, how fucked am I

>>16089435
You wont be.

Which one?

Chevy*

>>16089435
Your about a code yellow on the fucked scale

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May God have mercy on your soul

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if you're a redneck and bought a truck you're good
if you're a rapist and bought a van you're good
if you're a boomer and bought a vette you're good
anything else is permavirgin tier

At least its not a ford

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>>16089448
I'm not telling because you will all bully
>>16089459
>anything else is permavirgin tier

>>16089435
Enjoy not being able to compete
>>16089467
>inb4 Daewoo Cruze

Depends, what kind of Chevy car/truck did you get?

>>16089467
There are people here that own diesel Fiat Punto's, I guarantee you'll be better off than a lot of /o/tists.

>>16089475
It's not a Cruze

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bet it's a v6 camaro

>>16089500
Hope for your sake it's not one of the other rebadged Daewoos fgt

It's an impala or a trailblazer you fucks

>>16089483
shhhhh, your gonna trigger mjet.

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Where's the problem?
I mean it's not a Dodge

>>16089530
B-but it's built in Michigan

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>>16089462
>inb4 zl1
Slower than the rxc turbo

He bought a fucking 4-banger Camaro. Jesus Christ OP, come on man...

>>16089620

Is it a Volt? Owners of those seems to like em so you probably didn't do bad.

>>16089622
everything is slower that almost-illegal go-kart

>>16089641
so you admit gm can't compete?

>>16089648
yes

>>16089544

Jokes on you, faggot. My wiring harness may all fault out, but at least my engine won't be pissing oil at 20k miles.

>>16089653
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>16089435
If you bought a new car, you'll be fine. What matters is that you bought something you like, because it's your money.

>>16089467
Different Chevys use different parts and are built in different places, without knowing which Chev you bought we can't tell you how fucked you are