what triggers you m8s?

>>16082922
INTEGRANON WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS???

Anything and everything. You forgot where you are?

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The gtr being faster than the corvette

>>16082922
Transverse engines

Panic at the disco covering bohemian rhapsody apparently.

>>16082922
Engines that burn oil

head gasket failure

my audi labor rate

>>16082922
the fact that you still haven't sucked my dick.

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GET OFF MY DAMN CAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16082922
literally nothing.
I do the triggering :D

>>16082922
shimapan stickers.

>>16082922
That fucking file size
fuck you anon

>>16083033
My RS4 has a front crank seal leak. Not looking forward to that bill.

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>>16083253
I have a new a4 1.4l. I tell people on online forums it's and RS4.

Consider yourself lucky

>>16082922
Women standing on carbon fiber hoods and pretending to be asian

>>16082922
Name?
Source?

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>>16083295

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What kind of fucking cuck lets a chick stand on his hood. Glad i don't know that guy.

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>>16083295

>>16082922
Is that a trap?

>>16083371
>>16082922
desu this guy triggers me. Not because he has her stand on the hood, but becuase he has her in general.
>no gf feels basically
>especially no gf to dress up for you and let you take pictures of her with carfu.

>>16083431

Yeah the dude is a legit pussy slayer in RL, got so many chicks asking to take pics of his car to add material to their modelling careers.

>>16083414

it better be

>>16082922
>3 black ice in the mirror
2fresh4me

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>>16083481

Funeral processions.

>>16083236

this

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>>16082922
i've never seen ls meshies look so good

White people dressed as Japanese characters.

>>16083526
I get that /o/ is not an anime board but if you're complaining about weeb shit on 4chan then you're a dumbass. Just go on the reddit automotive section or browse scotty kilmer youtube comments

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>>16082922
its a honda

nothing of value was lost

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>>16082922
The car is already trashed so it is not like anyone would notice some heel marks.

>>16082922
YO upskirt?

>>16083486
3 f 5 u

>>16083431
It's easy. Just ask one of your girl friends: "hey can you wear a school girl outfit and model for me and my friends' cars?"

asshat parking

>>16083541

Cosplay is cancer no matter what.

this guy literally just posts pictures of this girl on facebook and /o/ asking "what triggers you" to try to bait weebs every fucking week

its almost as meme as lap time poster

>>16082922
>Ontario license plate
Anyone recognize the skyline?

>>16082922
Huh, that's right across One Yonge street in Toronto.

>>16084095
toronto faggot

>>16084095
There's literally a building in the background that says TORONTO STAR

So obviously it's Montréal

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>le cosplay ironic weeaboo slut standing on hood
>hood visibly bending from heels

lord

>>16084146
This is why I doubt it's real carbon fibre

>>16084095
>Anyone recognize the skyline?

Are you joking...?

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Not the same girl.

>>16083871
Can confirm, it's that easy.

>>16084173
Carbon fiber hoods are for weight reduction, not rigidity

>>16084146
>my_sex_life.gif

When the lads lean on the body as opposed to the perfectly good bull bar and dent my shit up.

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>>16082922

>>16083295
>wheel looks like a Ferrari/Porsche-rapechild
>Boring Audi sucks and is boring

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Unironically?

>Swirl marks on cars
>People texting and driving
>Cars in complete disrepair
>People who judge me for spending money I consider to be disposable as they buy the new iPhone 417 for 3000 dollars that has no more functionality than the 300 dollar competitor on the way to the WIC office
>people in passing lanes not passing
>people who don't know the right of way order at 4 way stops
>bicyclists on dangerous winding roads
>rubber-neckers
>excessive bumper stickers announcing their beliefs
>people not signaling (I signal coming out of my fucking driveway)
>unsecured payloads in trucks
>people who bitch about my driving because it's out of their "safe zone" because they don't know the limits of their car
>when people order pizza for a group with weird shit like spinach leaves and white sauce. Nigga you know only you like that shit

In no particular order

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Base model lancers, also every modern french car

base model 3 series drivers

>>16085871
Base model lancer with the evo body kit

>>16085845
you are me, except come on swirl marks? not everyone washes and waxes their nineties corollas like it's their dream car

>>16085963
That's more of a personal trigger than a rational one. I'm reasonable with it though, obviously you don't polish a shit box.

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>>16085940
This, you're not fooling anyone

>>16086010
why is this allowed

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>>16082922

Anyone with a shitty car who knows nothing about cars or racing and think they can beat me in a stoplight race.

>>16085845
>>People who judge me for spending money I consider to be disposable as they buy the new iPhone 417 for 3000 dollars that has no more functionality than the 300 dollar competitor on the way to the WIC office
this i dunno why /o/ always whinges about how much i spend on my n33t mobile

Fuck em

then people irl say 'get a better/newer/upper spec model'

REEEEEEEEE

>>16086047
With cars you can at least say that youd be spending money on a better platform for modding by buying a better car. However, I would agree there is diminishing returns after 15000 for a project/modding car.

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>Ride motorcycle
>take off slow, scan for hazards, then accelerate to limit+5 ASAP to stay out of traffic and then cruise there until the next light
>fuck being near traffic
>that one faggot who creeps up at limit+15 to drive right next to me

>try it another way
>filter to the back of the line
>stay extra slow
>that faggot who goes just a little slower until they're close to me

LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16086047
Most cars from the 21st century legitimately make me upset.
>bar of soap on the outside, Matchbox plastic on the inside
>lmao ur a jetsetter Millenial, you won't mind a touchscreen bolted RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING DASH, rite?
>no RWD unless you can afford a five-digit racecar tax
>fucking gutless engine that's only marginally able to heave a shitbox to highway speeds, all for the benefits of... the same mileage as 25 years ago
>have to take it in to a shop if it breaks, which it will, because PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE HAHA YOU'LL JUST BUY ANOTHER RIGHT
Shit makes me want to kill a man.

>>16084435
Yes but carbon fibre is as stiff as steel

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>>16085776

>>16086779
>100% PSi
>100%
>%

>>16086384
Have you never seen a regular car hood bend?

>>16086779
MAXIMUM PRESSURE

>>16082922
Dude, we get it. You have a gf. You can stop posting photos of her all over the board. Post that shit to Instagram or something.

>>16086912
It's a different girl, and he already posts this on Instagram

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>Person blows through stop sign/red light to get in front of me as i'm clearly doing 5-10+ the limit
>Does on the dot on the limit/5 under

>People who try and merge onto the 65mph freeway at 35mph

>Person going a bit under the speed limit
>Pass them at a sane speed, nothing crazy
>They flip the fuck out and start tailgaiting you/try and re-pass you at 40+
This is SUPER common with 40 somethings that haven't felt testosterone in the past 10 years then suddenly enter into their chad-mode from high school when ANYONE even DATES pass them in their shitty fucking silverado 1500.

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>>16087102
>People who try and merge onto the 65mph freeway at 35mph
>when traffic is doing 80

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>>16086801
>Have you never seen a regular car hood bend?
A lot of new car models from various makes have aluminum hoods, so the girl can't even lay down on those hoods, much less stand on them. There's that liz_mau5 girl in chicago that likes to climb up on fancy cars and have a selfie for her collection. She wears shoes while on the hood of course since she doesn't want to get her feet dirty.

>>16082922
is that a trap

fuck i hate cars

>>16087183
>is that a trap
An impending trap situation....If s/he steps around the hood much more, it will continue bending and crumple up to TRAP the feet.

>>16086944
what is his ig thanks

>>16087255
He's the guy that runs /osg/

>>16087162
of course it's some edm whore.

Slayer not playing the final command in 30 years

>>16087980
Bro trucks already make me angry enough, but coal rolling is maximally disgusting.

>>16083431
Thats not his girlfriend it's a model who was at car meet.

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Here is another one.

>>16088150
>it's an actual she, with a vagina
What a fucking waste.

>>16088165
Why are you so sure about that?

>>16088150
Also here is the photographer:
https://www.reddit.com/user/vVlifeVv

Gross looking white girls with no body or too blobby of a body trying to pose on a car.

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>>16083871
>>16084309
haha yeah, my girl friends haha I have like man a ton of 'em LMAO hahah is THAT EASY b-bags of sand

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>>16088303
>150 hp

>>16084438
So you're a bottom?
Fag

>>16085845
>>people who bitch about my driving because it's out of their "safe zone" because they don't know the limits of their car
reminds me of
>driving with brother on our econobox
>going to pass a car on a uphill
>downshift and floor it
>"omg y u do this u gon break the car"
>"omg u accelerating to much u gon break"
>not even on 6rpm
>meanwhile he's on 4th 90% of the time lugging the engine all the time
I physically cringe when he drives, and he cant stop talking shit when I'm driving

>>16082922
I made a joke about that girl having a dick on instagram

everyone took offense to it

>>16088303
Why wouldnt they show the torque in that case, which is a more falttering and useful number for that kind of car.

Still, 150hp in a 3000lbs+ car must feel so slow holy shit.

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>>16085924
>cucked by elliot tier males

>>16088353
Literally every time my gf is in my car. My car has a 330hp v6 that redlines at 7500 from the factory. If I hit 5k in it getting up to highway speeds, she is instantly asking me to slow down and telling me I'm gonna break my car. But then again she drives a 1.8l Corolla so she doesn't have a good reference of what a quick car is or how to handle one.

She can be ignorant some times but she isn't a car person. Oh well

>driving a little 2 ltr supercharged through the neighborhood
>drove past two little boys on razor scooters
>Just stay in 2nd going 30
>"SLOW DOWN!!" coming from behind me

Little devils!

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>>16089007
>Weapons: 328i
I laughed at this more then i should have

The fact that my 05 93 2.0t isn't really worth more than $2,000, so upgrading is gonna be hard with my poor man's budget.

>>16087980
How is this truck not impounded?

>>16088150
Lmao those cheap shit leggings why. What's wrong with her legs?

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>>16089289
Maybe she didn't shave and is trying to hide it with cheap leggings~

>>16089289
The cheap leggings make it better imo. Gives her a more decadent street whore look, I dig it

>>16082922
can I get more pics like this?
(preferably your whole colection)

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>check the oil in my mother's '12 Passat
> low as fuck senpai
>tell her she needs oil and might as well change it and get a new filter
>'nah'
Why are women so negligent.I even offered to do it for her. 'nah'. Well ok then

>>16086091
this

>>16083431
She's an ugly dyke, go check the instagram.
Fucking Waton is an embarrassment. fucking cuckada

>people who drive under the speed limit
>people who don't turn on their lights in inclement weather (especially grey cars)
>people walking on the side of the road who make rude gestures when you drive too fast for them
>people who say revving a car high will break the TRANSMISSION
>lifted trucks with bright ass aftermarket lights

I just wanna drive fast on barren roads with some friends and no one around to fuck with our good time. Is that so bad?

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>>16086086
This so much this. Why can you not understand I don't wanna be anywhere near your fucking car when I'm on my bike.

>>16088150
She is cute.

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>>16089680

Are you talking shit about my fucking gf? I dare you to come and race me, i guarantee i will beat you in a straightline and even worse on the twisties.

>>16088942
Passat owner here. The things are fucking gutless until the turbo kicks on. Bumper to bumper is awful.

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>>16089680
who hurt you anon?
why are you so against fun?
Meet me at the toegay

>>16082947
THIS

>>16087162
What a stupid cunt. "Just gonna stand on someones car lelelelelel entitled little cunt le lol xD"

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>Hood stiffness +33%
Not a problem for GT-R

>>16087147
This always seems to be shitty brodozers with massive tires and stock final drive ratios so are slow as fuck.

>>16083653
>corolla
its already shit

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>>16090268

>>16090268
>not a speed3
>not a real woman
faggot

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>>16090355
definitely increased my stiffness by 33%

>>16084298
I don't even care if they have a dick, i'm down

People gripping their automatic shifter while driving.

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>>16082943
>measuring lap times in grams

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>>16090407

Just jealous of my mad mint mazda 3 aren't you. I bet your shitbox doesn't make 150 to the wheels like mine. Come back when your displacement is above 2.0l.

>>16082922
Stanced vehicles. That's about it. Maybe donks and mexican fiesta mobiles with everything from that certain vatozone isle plastered to it.

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>>16090407
>>16090857
>i bet he doesn't even have MAAAD fitment

>>16090857
>tfw 2.4L and 205 hp

>>16089126
>getting told to slow down when you're actually doing the speed limit
The worst

>>16090928

God damn will someone please tell this idiot to buy a tripod and lower his ISO

>>16090952
>cuckbalt ss

>>16082922
How fucking huge this image is

>>16082946
this

>driving along highway
>go to pass a semi truck
>car flies up and blocks me from passing

I was on a trip recently, 2000 miles across the country, and decided it was mentally better for me to stop being annoyed by it, and just let it happen.

>>16091182
not even close fgt

>>16090788
I will admit to doing this. After years of driving a manual it has just become a habit, and I find it comfortable. Maybe part of it is me subconsciously wishing my car was stick again.

>>16089289
>How is this truck not impounded?
Because it is tuned just right for FREEDOM emissions.

>>16083295
>supercar
>everything is grey
I hate this shit. Fuck Audi.

>>16089289
She probably has nasty thread veins all over.

>>16089551
>mum your car is due its first service in a few weeks
>no it isn't it's every two years read the manual
>it's LITERALLY 12k/12m whichever comes first, mum, read the manual yourself lol
>NO ITS MY CAR I KNOW WHUT IT NEEDS
>alright then on your head be it
>engine and clutch grenades itself in 19 months
>garage refuse to pay out because no service = no warranty
>told you mum
>REEEE IF YOO WERE SO SURE THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE IT IN FOR ME YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
I swear to fucking God

>>16085749
sauce on those thighs?

>>16089889
I do drive under the speed limit,
[spoiler]on the Autobahn[/spoiler]

>>16090355
+1% energy
wtf is that supposed to mean

>>16082922
That picture got me pretty rustled.

>>16088353
The people who like to tell you how to drive the most are the fucking worst at driving.

Any variant of a double-cab'd pickup that hasn't ever hauled more than groceries.
Any truck with a lift kit that isn't specifically for 4x4'ing. Goes double if it's a body lift only.
When someone calls a brush guard a "cattle guard". Brush guard is pushing it, so shut up about this cow business.
People who don't know how to zipper when merging.
People who let off the gas and/or apply brake when changing lanes.
People who speed up and/or slow down to stop people from changing lanes.
People who talk about how terrible new cars are because they can't work on them.
Driving a diesel when you aren't hauling anything.
Not seating correctly in the seat while riding/driving.
Not wearing a seatbelt.
Being on the phone while driving, especially if you're slowing down traffic moving away from a red light because you're too busy staring at your goddamned phone.
People who don't know right-of-way laws, especially at four-way stops.
People who don't know how to drive through a set of flashing yellow lights.
People who don't know how to drive through a set of flashing red lights.
Cyclists. At all.

>>16091831
It means that the new parts give it +1% mana

>roll up at ASDA with mate
>having a fag in the car
>some curry nigger and his curry niglet roll up
>kid throws his door open and smacks it against our car door
>about to get out and give them what for
>friend just laughs
>says it's okay because they hit the plastic door of his old Ford Fiesta which is barely worth anything
>with the metal door of a quite new looking BMW, worth 10 times as much
>so if they get a dent on their car it's gonna cost them more to fix
>currynigger doesn't even give his kid a bollocking

I was triggered but I mean I didn't want to start shit if my mate didn't care. Super triggered by that brown cunt not going after his son for trying to break his own car door. Probably got it for free and doesn't care, the stinky cunt.

4chan

>all these shots have shit loads of grain
Guy is a fucking horrible photographer.

>>16091860
>being againts diesel
Spot the amerikafag

>>16086042
Kek I know that feel, always dumbasses in econoboxes. Racing them is a waster of fuel

>>16091966
Diesel is shit becsuse you need a huge engene and a turbo to get any power at all, the stink and their exaust is fucking cancerous.
Nein, ich bin kein Ami und ich hasse Dieselmotoren.

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>>16092028
>being nazi
>being against diesel
Choose one
My father my brother both have diesel mercs and I plan on getting one too
Way more economical than the petrol ones here (atleast w202/w203)

>>16091860
>This nigga doesn't know what a cattle guard is. >This fag doesn't live in Texas

>>16092119
Here in germany they cost a shitload of taxes and you can´t drive in every city with older models, if you wnat to drive cheap use LPG, wich costs only 35cents per Litre (~1,30/gallon).

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Imma jus put this here

>>16082922
'Tis a """woman""" thereon

>>16082947
>appearently so did K*nye
Something worth the trigger

>>16091482
kill her

>>16092278
>>16091895
>>16090928
>>16090857
>>16090268
>>16090302
>>16088150
>>16084298
>>16083371
>>16082922
i would feel so uncomfortable if i posed next to a car and a bunch of non attractive guys started furiously taking pictures of me.....

it honestly sounds like a 4chan nightmare

>>16092325
keep projecting senpai, they got actual photographers to take these

>>16087265
>>16090323
that is deadmau5s car and his gf/wife w/e

>>16082922
Who is this girl I want to bang a bang

>>16082922
ontario numberplates

>get in car
>bluetooth has shit the bed again
>try to connect up phone
>put in passcode
>start to drive off
>pairing faile unable to pair while car in motion
>have to stop and do it all over again

>>16092483
lol no, it's just some bitch

>>16092582
>mid 2000s Acuras
REEEEEEEEE

>>16092582

Just to add to this:

>in car media controls don't work with bluetooth device

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when you know the person in front of you has their left foot on the break. As in, they are accelerating on an interstate on-ramp, but their break lights are still on. That shit makes me blow my stack every time.

>Drive a mustang
>Some anus in his 10-15 year old Altima with a shitty CAI and a fartcan tries to engage in a highway race
>You temporarily fall for it and speed up
>He speeds past you because you don't floor it because you dont want to die/get arrested
>Know your car and mop him up any day
>The fact that he sped past you gives him an EgoBOOST
>Silently rage inside

Okay guys i spoke with a friend of the photographer on reddit.

The girl is confirmed a girl and not a trap.

>>16087980
Fucking show stopper

>>16087980
What to drive when you want everyone to know about your micro-penis

>>16092325
Nice projecting there senpai. IMAX tier clarity

>>16092734
Lame

>>16092799
Maybe we can get one of the fags in /dbt/ to crossdress, as they already do that willingly, and then pose infront of some cars.

>>16092814
Only if they wear a skirt that's only the tiniest bit too short

>>16092717
whatever makes you sleep at night

>>16092325
why would you POSED next to a car at a meet if you don't want people to take photo

>>16091058
THIS
Im fucking cringing at the grain on these photos.

I bet this guy is shooting at 6400 ISO and thinks the graininess "adds to the picture"

>>16082922
>>16083371
>>16084298
>>16088150
>>16090268
>>16090302
>>16090857
>>16090928
>>16091895
>>16092278

Your photographer has no sense of composition or originality

>>16092970
>>16092986
post your better muh artstyle my nigga

>>16090857
please tell me it's a guy

>>16093045
>you have to be a car manufacturer to have the right to say it's a shit car

Eat a bag of dicks you mouthbreathing neanderthal

>>16092582
>try to connect phone
>press the button, plays CD
>have to take CD and flashdrive off
>connect on the phone
>turn car on
>it turns stereo off and on again
>have to connect again

>>16092970
I think it looks good with the grain

>>16091966
>spot the retard
I'm not against diesel. I'm against using an inferior engine setup that only has benefits when hauling heavy loads and you need very long term reliability under heavy load. These jackasses rolling around with diesels in a truck being used a grocery-getter is why the heavy taxation and regulation of industry diesels exist. You people are driving up the operating cost of legitimate business owners because you have tiny dicks and man-child syndromes.

>>16092251
I do live in Texas, now. The only place anyone is dumb enough to call a brush guard a "cattle guard" is here in Texas. I never heard that shit in any other place I've lived.

Pro-tip: your brush guard isn't going to protect your lights and radiator (the point of a brush guard) from cattle. Hitting a cow, even at a low speed, is going to destroy the front end of your truck. Even if it's .5 steel tubing connected directly to the fucking frame, you're destroying your truck. Calling is a cattle guard is just ego-stroking.

>>16093167
Car build quality is objective.
Art is subjective.

Nice try with the mental gymnasics tho friend.

>>16093314
>you have to be a chef to be able if food is shit
>you have to be a director to know when movie is shit
>you have to be a photographist to know photos are shit
Suck a dick underage fag.

>>16093320
I guess this triggering thread really triggered you huh?

>>16093320
You mean photographer?

>>16089289
Maybe she was cold senpai

>>16082922
Any kind of automatic/semi-automatic gearboxes.

>>16093386
I bet you're the kind of kid that thinks an S Class need a stick shift

>>16093410
Well, maybe not an S-Class, but I'd definitely put a manual in an R-35

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>>16093045
This was spur of the moment so there was no incentive to clean the car before hand

>>16093429
But then kiddies with money won't be able to drive it

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>>16093045
>>16093444

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>>16093145
>>16092986
>>16092325

You kids sound mad as fuck, just cant handle good pics of mint tasteful cars. Not my fault you guys all drive slow shitboxes.

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>>16093045
>>16093452

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>>16092325
>i would feel so uncomfortable if i posed next to a car
That's because you don't think of it as a fun thing but as something to be dreaded.

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>>16092325

We were all smacking our lips as she did lewd poses, we rudely went up to her and suggested even more perverted poses to her dismay. She sent us a pic of the outfit she was going to wear and we told her to not come unless her skirt was shorter. All you could hear were the sounds of cameras clicking and the shudder of the main photographers DSLR going off.

>>16086070
There are plenty of cars that start at 15k and up worth modding, FD is at least 15k for one that isn't trashed. 2nd Gen viper is 30k minimum. I'm really thinking about getting one with the intent to mod it.

>>16092819
If you guys buy me the school uniform and some lacy panties, I'd consider doing it. I'd have to shave everything though, and while I can get away with my legs and beard, my arms would raise questions.

>>16093749
You need to take estrogen, anon

>>16092589
> it's just some bitch

so is deadmau5

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>>16093749
60-denier stockings are dark but not totally dark. That would work only for certain car body colors though.

>>16093477
im not jelly and my big turbo evo is definitly faster than ur car

>>16093640
that legit sounds awful

>>16094224
>he bit

>>16093444
>>16093452
>>16093483
yo where in KS is this? I kind of want to get into autoX

>>16094322
This is the Kansas City regional autocross, but its actually in Independence, MO

But im in Overland Park, KS so its not too far for me.

>>16094339
oshit me too senpai. Any requirements/recommendations to participate?

>>16093452
Looks bland senpai

>>16090287
Get a fucking tune already, I thought everyone did straight from the lot...

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>>16087980
>WATCH HOW MUCH FUEL MY TRUCK DOESNT BURN BRO

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>>16093045
i'm not the guy you quoted but yeah that photographer sucks

here's a shot i took.

>>16083295
>wheel looks like one of those PS2 steering wheels with the 20 buttons on it
not to be mean but if you can't change the radio volume or change the station while driving you shouldn't be driving to begin with

>>16094346
Make sure all your safety stuff in your car is in good standing. You need a Snell rated helmet. Last time it was $38 dollaroos to enter. Just come and have fun. People bring all kinds of rides to these events.

>>16094859
Nice shot friend

What kinda gear are you running?

>>16093293
>thinks a cattle guard is to protect your truck from impact.

No you mong, they're for gently PUSHING cattle away from your vehicle and the road. Their other common name here is a cow pusher.

>>16095104
>what is reading comprehension

>>16089378
>(You)
I can't argue with this even if it's probably not true and she really has splotchy, veiny legs.
I want this to be true instead.

>>16094859
Your photography is so much better in every way.
Better composition, settings, and photo quality.
I'd hire you.

The ones >>16092986 pointed out look like they taken by an old iPhone camera by a complete amateur. The models do okay-ish, I guess. Can't blame the models as the photographer obviously gave poor direction.

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>>16088150
>all that dust

>>16095132
I'm very confident I read that sentence correctly, and respoded accordingly in a correct manner. As well as being right.

>>16094859
Things this photo is not
>grainy
>out of focus
>poor iso/shutter speed/aperture selection
>objectively terrible

Things this photo is
>gud

Looks real nice senpai. Focus is pretty spot on, and the colors are amazing. Lot of post processing or just simple stuff?
are we /p/ now?

>>16083003
>Slowly Hide my VQ35DE Nismo around the corner
YEAH FUCK CARS LIKE THAT

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THis

>>16095797
Not him, but I'm thinking he set his white balance at a lower temperature like 3000k to achieve these colors. Dont think there was much post processing done, but you can never be sure.

>>16092986
the photographer did blow ass

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>>16082922
Is that Toronto?

I've definitely saw that car before

>>16096492
is that just some random guy's skyline shes posing with?

>>16090857
150 from a 2.3?
My lovely little 89 corolla gets 115hp from a 1.6

>>16098387

150ft pounds of torque kid, i bet ur shitbox doesn't have that.

>>16098764
No but it's probably close to 100 ft/lbs.

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>>16094859
We know that photograhper was meh m8.
Just wanted to trigger them :^)

>>16090928
yep its a man

>>16098862
>implying that isn't a good thing

>>16098804
blast it with piss filter is a stylistic choice ?
or is there just a shit load of sodium lamps nearby

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>>16083090
Nah I'm good

>tfw no 6/10 slut to pose with your car and squeal in the passenger seat when you rip hektik skidz

>>16094212
>/o/ - ph/o/tography and st/o/ckings

>>16082922
tfw no gf to step on my hood

>>16102111
>tfw no gf to sit on my face

>>16085845
>Signaling

If im in traffic on a 6 or 8 lane highway i wilI but otherwise i don't want anyone reacting to what I'm doing. I can't anticipate the peoples stupid reactions when they see I'm about to change lanes. Just stay where the fuck you are and everything will be ok.

>>16102111
>>16102122
tfw no gf to suck a wet fart off of

>>16093477
>plastic headlights
Kys

>>16087980

>>16098804
>never content jacket
How many hundreds of dollars did that cost you? Did you have to sell an organ?

>>16098905
Holy fuck, you don't happen to live in Atlanta you? You look exactly like someone I know.

I'd let a QT stand on my hood anyday as long as she asked first and wasn't a fatty.

I also drive a hardbody with a 50lb steel hood tho

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>>16082922
>that massive dent

>>16102146
In the time between when you signal what you're going to do and do it, there's no real chance for people to actually do anything.

But honestly when you don't signal, you don't look like someone who is deliberate or smooth. You just look like a fucking retard who can't drive properly.
I've genuinely never had positive or even neutral thoughts about someone who turns or changes lanes or whatever without signalling no matter how light traffic is.

>>16098804
>bunch of slow rice shit

and nothing of value was lost

>>16086010
I'm sorry, I unironically love how this looks

I'm sure it's slow but it looks great

>>16098804

every single car is a base model. amazing.

>>16094224
>my big turbo evo
kek maybe not be a faggot?

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>>16082922
>*sniffs seat*
feels good man.

>>16106296
as uber driver I get to do it quite frequently :)

>>16106331
and someone with a girlfriend i get to do it whenever i want.

>>16082922
Those pleats are bad and she should feel bad for wearing such low quality attire.

>>16085845
Why do you hate rubber neckers

>>16106476
They are breaking focus on the road, slowing down and causing even worse traffic. I believe it's imperative to keep focus on the road in traffic

>>16106044
>every single car is a base model
You're actually retarded

>>16105900
t. busrider

>>16106502
Oh I thought you meant pedestrians looking at your car as you drive by. Sorry I'm retarded

>>16106585
Lol nah that's fine. I dont mind that at all

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>>16082922
>>16088150
>>16090302
>>16091895
>>16092278
>>16106296
>supposed to be Mari from LoveLive! Sunshine!!
>doesn't even style the wig

What's the fucking point?

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>>16106704
also
>heels
>no socks

>>16106704
girls are stupid

more news at killing myself tonight o clock

>>16106704
>implying a girl dressing up has to be cosplaying
>mfw we just said to wear school clothes
>anime
Lmao cute

>>16106704
Fuck outta here with your weeb trash Amanda

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>>16102110
I can roll with that

>>16082922
the dyed hair