/o/tism stories thread

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>>16064276
>friends dad gets a brand new A180 for friend as a surprise
>comes to me all excited
>now he owns a high class mercedes and is above the rest of us plebs
>1.6L FF
>120hp
>electric e-brake
>0-60 almost 8.9 sec
>autotragic

>"Yeah, it looks cool. But I gotta say, if I were in your position I'd sell this and get something used and more fun."
>"No man, I already love this car. It was almost 30k and it feels great to drive."
>"Yeah but you could get a used-"
>"NO! I don't want to spend money on maintenance and constant repairs!"
>"Yeah but you could get a Jap-"
>"No way dude. I'm keeping this. This is gonna be great. Women love Mercs. It's high class"

His father paid 30k for a 1.6L FF shitbox and he refuses to sell it and get something better.

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>>16064283
>30k for a 1.6L FF shitbox

kek

>>16064283
Your friend sounds like a nigger.
Why are you friends with a nigger?
Sounds like you're a nigger too.

>>16064283
He appreciates what his father bought for him.
Selling it would be taking a depreciation hit in one go for something he didn't pay for

>>16064308
thats gay
ur gay

>>16064283
you had to fucking say "something japanese"

so fucking sick of you autistic retards and your 80s/90s shitboxes that have less power than my landmower

>>16064320
It's a good first car too, a shitbox like that.
He'll have plenty of time later for sports cars if he wants, when he's in a better position to look after them properly

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>wage slaving away in sandwich shop, use the money to help pay towards school and odds and ends on the car
>I feel it before I see it, like the drums of Mordor, beating deep and resonating in my chest
>I look over to my coworker with fear in my eyes and whisper, "The orcs, they ride."
>He gives me a stare of noncomprehension and waits several seconds, by that point the windows of the store begin to rattle
>Lo and behold the Orcmobile is a late 90s Suburban that was, at one point, green, but had faded into a greyed rusted over shitbasket
>the entire rear mud flap had been eaten away by rust, the headlights were shitty blue LEDs, and of course the Orc had put 20 inch chromes on a car not worth $1,500
>By this point even the door is rattling a bit, the tribal chants had way too much bass, it's a good thing Orcs have resilient eardrums
>there is a speed bump in front of store, Orcish war chants reach a crescendo right as Orc goes over speed bump and boom! Passenger window drops into door
>Orc pauses in confusion, as if somebody had just dropped a dam on Isengard
>homie in the passenger starts laughing at him
>they go next door, buy alcohol, and leave

>>16064370
keked

>>16064283
I don't think you understand that we are the weird ones for wanting a 30 year old Japanese car.

Cars are just tools to most people, that merc probably has a good sound system, it's comfortable, good looking and it's safe. No one but us actually cares about how a car shifts or feels to drive

>>16064283
I think the real retard here is you for suggesting someone to sell a car that was just given him for free by his father.
And to top it all off you had to suggest he gets a used piece of trash that will be nowhere near being as practical and comfortable as a brand new car.

>>16064370
nice

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>>16064370
>the orcs, they ride

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>>16064370

10/10 post

>The orcs, they ride.

>>16064336
Basically this, MUH JDM faggots are the absolute worst.

>>16064283
>Telling him to sell a car that was a gift from his dad to buy an autistic JDM shitbox
And you wonder why no one takes /o/ seriously

>>16064370
Include me in the screencap.

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>>16064370
>The orcs, they ride

10/10

>>16064276
Both of these happen far too much
>See an extremely mean looking blob-eye STI
>has oil cooler, FMIC, nice BBS gold alloys, gauges on the inside
>Start talking to the guy about it
>It's a non-turbo

elsewhere
>See a clean looking supra
>Do the immediate checks you do to any Supra here
>No FMIC, no stock intercoolers in side vents
>automatic gearbox in it
>ask him how much he paid
>8k because it was 'clean'
>don't have the heart to tell him he's wasted 8k