Canada's Worst Driver S12E01

>>16063195
Jesus fuck it feels like season 11 was just a couple months ago...

>>16063195
this shit was great to watch between episodes of "how it's made" after a long day of skiing. I need to take another vacation to America's hat

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>"How long are we on the highway"
>"I cant do it, I cant merge"

Autists shouldn't be allowed to drive

You'd think they're actors but I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis, Sadly it's pretty accurate.

I have an idea, On the drive to the centre, Make them all drive a Mustang 5.0,

They will never want to get behind the wheel of any car after driving one, they will be scared shitless the whole time.

Cody seems cool

>>16063195

Sorry, but how is this a show? Isn't it incredibly unethical to encourage these people to drive knowing how unsafe they are for the sake of making a show? People could literally die because of how dangerous these people are, but the show just acknowledges it and sends them on their way? And how does every 'contestant' not get arrested for reckless driving? They're literally on tape breaking the law. I don't understand.

>>16063497
There are people on the show who have had their licenses revoked

The show has no power to take so ones license away indefinitely, but their goal is to teach them and the viewers how to be safer drivers

>>16063349
>Autists shouldn't be allowed to drive
So you're saying that everyone who posts here should have their licenses revoked?

How do these people even get their licenses?

>>16063442

He will probably be one of the first graduates by default provided he doesn't do something retarded and then screw it up after leaving the show anyway

>>16065865

>Expect North America to have actual licensing standards

In one of the previous series, one of the contestants even bragged about bribing the examiner to get her license

>>16064697
>but their goal is to
viewers ratings and money

Don't kid yourself.

>>16063195
poor mike

>>16063195
Is this just a collection of people with undiagnosed mental illness being put in cars? Aside from being kinda cruel I thought Canada supposedly had great healthcare.

>>16066196
>Is this just a collection of people with undiagnosed mental illness being put in cars?

My thoughts exactly.

>>16064968
you're implying that the people that post here even have licenses

>>16066196
free healthcare != great healthcare

>>16066196
Canadian health care is awful, it takes a fucklong time to get anything done because of waiting lists. Though tranny faggots still manage to get free sex-change operations.

>>16066196

No amount of healthcare (physical, mental, or otherwise) can rehabilitate someone's lack of driving skills

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No way that hippie isn't an actor
No fucking way

That last person in the jeep renegade.

>>16066887
The perfect SJW

theyre all driving automatics right?

>>16067022

Most of them probably drive auto maybe except Cody since he DORIFTO, in previous seasons there were challenges that involve manual transmission but they might have scrapped that since too many contestants have screwed up and killed the clutch multiple times

>>16067035
holy shit this guy drifts while driving around normally

what the fuck the world really needs to start killing off degenerates

>>16067042
>not drifting around every corner you see
you'll never make it on the touge

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>>16063195
>Lou
>age 41

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Cody seems based as fuck
>looks like a bearded Robbert Pattinson
>has a gf
>aces the driving evaluation
>doriftos around every corner
>"I get excited whenever I'm in a car"
10/10 would ride shotgun with

>>16065948
>thinking CWD has a lot of viewers or money

>>16066702
Blame the gubment and the fucks who run hospitals for scaring away all the doctors to the US

>>16065940
>>Expect North America to have actual licensing standards

wow you must be JDM as fuck, see you on the touge bro xD

>>16063195
Is it possible to watch this in good quality?

>>16067627
Yeah. Just go to Discovery channel on your cable box, and access their vod service for past airs. You can watch in HD or SD.
At least I can. But I'm in Canada.

>>16067716
>Cable
Anon pls

>>16067721
Ok, does this work for you?
http://www.discovery.ca/extra/canadas-worst-driver
Filter - Episodes.

>>16067770
No.

>>16067770
Works fine for me, but I'm in Canada too.
Thanks buddy.

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>women drivers

>>16063195
Cody is our guy

>>16063195
smug fucking millennials need to be shot on site.

>>16067295
Cody is based god

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>>16065865
>How do these people even get their licenses?

Look at it from the examiner's point of view.
"I survived. I can give this hambeast a license and she'll kill herself, maybe sombody else. Or fail her and She'll. Be. Back. And this time I might not make it...."

Congrats you passed.

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those maples ain't shit compared to these retards

>>16068239
You're probably a millennial as well

>>16063350
Guy who drifts his truck is accurate for nc truckers. Its spoopy.

>>16063195
> Krystal has a license
this cannot be real

>>16063195
>Kitchener
These fucking people drive around me.

>Amrinder
Shouldn't even allow these fucking poo in the loos to drive

>>16067237
Even Dagumi drove normally when he wasn't racing.

>>16063377
Fuck the mustang, give them a first gen viper or a irresponsible boosted MR2

Pooinloo needs to get the shit smacked out of him.

>>16068239
Everyone under 36 is a millenial, faggot.

>>16069319
>>16069401
They own a good part of the GTA.

RIP Mustang

>>16069264
some one needs to rip her phone out of her hands ASAP

>>16063377
I'm just glad they don't have a live audience along with that mustang.

Imagine the casualties.

>>16063377
this. blind spots make it spoopy.
>>16070194
especially with krystal driving.

>>16067415
someone who gets it

>>16069264
She is literally the embodiment of everything I hate about today's society. I didn't think it was possible to have all of those poor traits in one person....

I have a good friend who I now refuse to ride with who is exactly like that bitch that constantly asks what she should be doing and is afraid to merge on the freeway.

I just do not understand how it is that hard.

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>>16067415
>>16071392

>>16071668
doctors can't easily get private work in canada

the ones who do go to the us because the pay there is higher

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>>16063195
Holy shit. How can people be so fucking inept and reckless?

>>16063195

I seriously hope, those people are just paid actors and not real everyday individuals.

>>16071752
You'd be surprised

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The hambeast is fucking amazing, like fucking how? Is this how it would look like if tumblr was given a car?

>>16063377
rip that mustang tho

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>>16067295

Cody seems like a total bro.

Canadian bad drivers mostly come from BC and Ontario, Alberta is third but most of them just drive fast.

>>16063195
If this show was realistic at all they would all be chinks or shitskins. 19-25 chinese drivers are literally rolling crashes.

>>16073611
yurop here, why are chinks so bad at driving?

>>16063377
Can't remember which season but they had tests driving a new automatic camaro.

By the end of the season it was totalled from body damage alone.

>>16073611
That would mean the chinks family would face shameful disgrace, stopping any friends or family nominating anyone. And shitskins actually think they drive perfectly fine.

>>16063195
Greatest show on earth, too bad the Americans ruined their version.
>>16067770
Thanks guy.

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>>16063195
>Krystal
Unreal

>Lou
>41
pic related

>>16063195
lol at krystal crying

like wtf

>>16067411

Well, it definitely has enough viewers otherwise it wouldn't be running for 12 years

>>16073818

The Challenger they had for Season 7 was killed so badly and they even "buried" it before the final road test

>>16073611

A gay Chink man won the title in Season 3 (although he no longer drives) and a Chink woman actually was a co-winner with someone who was born without vision in one of his eyes in Season 8

>>16074696
>definitely has enough viewers otherwise it wouldn't be running for 12 years
It's a Canadian show, low viewers/money is the name of the game.

10/10 show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2GahiTuWI

>>16073981
Shitskins are the absolute worst. They probably can't read any signs or street names since a large number can't speak fucking english and don't bother learning it, so they act as if there are no rules.
How can people be allowed to emigrate if they make no effort to adapt to the new country?

>>16072030
I'm from Alberta. Went to Sask a couple months ago.
People say we are the fast ones? Fuck that. I was driving 120 on the 100 roads and I was getting passed all the god damn time.
Sask drivers are insane. All their roads are flat and empty so they just don't give a fuck I guess.

>>16076416

This is why if you live in Brampton (which has a lot of Indians), expect to pay higher insurance premiums due to rampant insurance fraud and many other "problems"

My last car was kill because of someone identical to Krystal.

Dumb fat bitch t-boned me running a red light, and then proceeded to pour herself/storm out of her car demanding that I appologize for not going slow enough for her to see coming. When I called the police she began alternating between sobbing, screaming, and offering sexual favors.

I have never been so utterly and completely disgusted in my entire life.

I've never seen this show before
Thank you for my new pastime /o/

>man with literal brain damage that sounds like he shouldn't be allowed near sharp knives
>smug pooinloo that's literally proud of being unable to drive
>most stereotypical hippie imaginable
>tumblr

Jesus christ this season is nuts.

>>16077815
I feel fucking terrible for the brain damaged guy. Especially the slolom part where he broke down after hitting someone.

I wanted to watch a funny show, I didn't ask for these feels.

>>16076464
Prarie fags all drive cuck trucks hard in straights and literally have no idea what to do when they get to a corner

>>16077865

A few seasons ago (S7) one of the contestants was also a coma due to someone ran a stop sign, he could've graduated earlier too if it wasn't for the fact that he asked to stay longer

>>16077922

Can't turn?

Episode 2 when?

Fucking hell, the US version is absolute dogshit.
https://youtu.be/Ml313L7LkT0

>>16063195
Jesus christ this looks like a worse group than usual. What is wrong with that fucking self-entitled SJW millennial, the "DO I TURN NOW? NOW? NOW?
Add in a drunk, an asshole Punjab, and a literal witch doctor. What the hell.
Feel bad for the brain damage guy though. It's why I cant drive anymore, so I feel for him.
Thank goodness none of these people were from my province.

>>16079784

Next Monday

>>16079892

It's slightly worse than the ensemble they had for Ever (which had eight winners/runner-ups from seasons 1 to 8 except 4), which says a lot

>It's why I cant drive anymore

Did you also get hit and went into a coma like him and Aaron?

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Literally ALLLLL of those dumbfucked will be no threat if their car were Manual. Except maybe the pajeet that think he is sebastien loeb.

>>16071464
Same here, or he gets nervous when driving in a crowded city and goes 10mph...shits scary

>>16079855
Hesoos Christo, no wonder it was killed off pretty quickly

Also anyone k ow where j can download all the old episodes? The show is damn near impossible to find

>>16079855
>SF
>errybody driving stick

>>16063195

This show is still going?
Gonna torrent the fuck out of this.

>>16080681
Maybe he is Sebastien Loeb.

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>>16077815
PEOPLE HAVE HIT ME AND I AM THE RESULT OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE HIT PEOPLE ... AND I'M NOT GONNA BE THE GUY THAT HIT ME

>>16081811
Because it's good

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>>16063195
Krystal is literally an autist with down syndrome. How is such a genetic failure allowed to drive in cuckanada

>>16082907
Because it's the current year

>>16082945
I love this meme

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>>16063195
>Good eye, Kevin
wooowww

>>16083673
We at the height are ready to decline.
There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.

>>16076416
>How can people be allowed to emigrate if they make no effort to adapt to the new country?

Wish we had the answer to this

>>16083863
its just that we are no longer allowed to act upon our racism and the ideal communal holistic well-being

.ie its better for the whole that some dumb fucks fall by the wayside

Japan and China go all out to fuck over baka gaijin
and Indonesia hands out the death penalty like lolli pops

>>16083892
>expecting people to learn the national language of the country they emigrate to
>racism
It isn't better for the whole at all, libtard. It fosters divisiveness within the country, which causes racism to fester.

>>16084544
it no one can talk to each other it just makes the self segregation even stronger
unless of course you manage to get everyone to learn at lest three languages

i am almost certain the chick from Kitchener almost crashed into me once while on the highway

>>16063195
>Jeep drivers

>>16063195
This is what happens when you don't get taught how to drive properly. In the UK none of them would ever be allowed to take a driving test, let alone fail it.

>>16063195
How can these people not get it through their thick skulls that you shouldn't speed in slow-speed areas? Going 10-15 over on a highway is ok so long as you have the open space ahead of you to do so, but you never have that in the city.

>>16066702
False. You walk in and walk out no questions asked. The only waiting i had to do was when i had to get stitches. And i had to wait a few hours... If it were good ole American health care i would jave to wait a week

>>16086396
>And i had to wait a few hours
it should not be acceptable to be waiting 4 to 6 hours in an emergency room.

>>16086396
For emergencies you can be in and out like nothing, but issues that don't require immediate care can make you wait forever. Like if you need some surgery and aren't dying don't be surprised if they book it like 4 months later.

>>16086980
Yeah our hospitals are shit and slow to process patients due to overall lack of professional staff, but at least its free... for the most part.

And waits are more priority based than anything else because of it. Like if some guy with a gash in his head needs stitches can wait in the waiting room without keeling over, then they're going to take care of some worse off people who can't wait instead, before the one surgeon they have decides to go on his lunch break.

>>16063195
One of these guys if from near me, shit

>>16087037
Or you could be in and out in 30 minutes and let your insurance cover the costs like a real first world country.

>>16087136
Which one?

>>16087172
Yeah don't get me wrong. It's not good, we get what we pay for.

>>16089561
>we get what we pay for.
We pay a SHIT ton of taxes

>>16090772
Gotta pay for those Syrians somehow

>>16088947
The retarded one.

>>16092428
Which one

>>16092538
Yes.

New episode when?

Can anyone live stream it or something?

>>16092688
Tonight.

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>>16063349
I don't drive on highways either. Even though I'm am more than capable of driving on the highway, and I even work and get off work during the non-peak hours, but I just don't like it.

>>16092688
Yes this so much

Come on Canada bros help us out, we can shitpost about it in real time

>>16092801
if the new episode is posted on the discovery site the time it airs i dont mind streaming it

>>16092908
Wuv you anon

>>16092908
Cool.

If that will be the case, make a new thread for episode 2

>>16092978
if im able to stream it then the thread will show up. it will probably be a couple minutes after it starts airing so i can check to see if the site updates

loser is streaming it:
twitch tv /haveeggsinstead

>>16095031
missed the whole fucking thing

>>16095073
it's still going, just ads

>>16095076
It's like the last 10 minutes

>>16095031
>WAAAH HE HURT MY FEELINGS

so where can I watch the first 40 minutes?

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>>16063195
>she gets out of the car to check if theres any cars coming in the merging lane

what

I'm afraid I'll rage if I watch this. Judging by all of these posts I'm screwed. These are the people that make riding a motorcycle so dangerous.

>>16096364
Yup, rage quit. Fucking guy needs a few beers to relax before driving? Really?!
I'm legit angry. And then he runs a red light. How has anyone not died on this show? I'd get out if I were a cameraman.

>>16063195
You canadians are so cute

plz come to australia :3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikhzNASOLs4
Episode 2 today

>Cody became the first graduate despite the potential twist of "no one graduates"

I wonder if the rest of the contestants could even graduate in the next few episodes

>>16098647
codys a good boy
he just needs some trackdays to calm down

>>16098635
>these are no ordinary drivers
>one of them
>......
>is canadas worst driver

Is Andrew Younghusband Canadas best actor?

>>16098649
>tracks
>Canuckistan

Pick one

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im canadian
how canadian do these people sound to you?
i cant tell

I feel like Cody's faking it.
I understand why he chooses why he does what he does: because it's fun. He's a good driver who just likes to do stupid things on public roads.

Why didn't they show him that there's appropriate outlets where you can hoon? Dragstrips, Autocross, Track Days, fuck it even an empty parking lot

>>16098635
>actually admitting that the British driving test is way better at filtering out shit drivers
noice

>>16100716
Extremely

Andrew Younghusband is the posterboy of Canadian accents

>>16098635
>who checks the handbrake?
wew lad

>>16098649
>implying we have race tracks
Closest thing thing to one in this entire province is a fucking dirt ring track

>>16102278
Literally no one over the age of 30 has used a handbrake since they bought their first automatic to be fair. Only new drivers ever use it with automatics because they're taught to under Ontario law anyway.

>>16102308
>automatic
I guess that's the problem. Everyone I've ever known drives a manual and always uses the handbrake when parked.

>>16100716
Not very until they say "Sohrry"

>>16099510
There are like 2 about an hour and a half from me and a 3rd like 4 hours away

>>16102272
shit really? Sounds normal to me

>>16102272
>>16102532
Pretty strange considering he was born in Australia

Anyone here watch Don't Drive Here?

>>16074696
Fucking keven

>>16087172
But people that couldn't afford insurance can get Basic healthcare that way.

>>16102552
No, is it any good?

>>16103423
Apparently yes, we should stream it

Andrew tries driving in 3rd world shitholes in it

>>16103440
Like the USA?

>>16102888

At least he finally decides not to drive after winning again in Season 9

>His partner forces him to destroy his drivers license with a flare gun after the announcement
>Buys a new car after the show anyway

What does he mean by this? [lolnospoiler] Considering how there were at least two gay men that won the title, were there any legit studies on gay men and their driving abilities?[/lolnospoiler]

>>16103545
This is something I would actually like to see done. Obviously correlation=/=causation but it'd be interesting if a reputable source could produce a positive result.

>>16098635

A FUCKING LEAF

>>16103423
>>16103440
It's pretty fantastic, watch the mexico episode.

>>16077815
>they put a literally disabled person on the same level as the embodiments of the people who made him that way
>they force him to go through everyday tasks that he used to be able to do fine until retards like the other contestants ruined his life

whoever put him on the show has put him in a personal hell even if they dont realize it. If he is physically unfit to drive thats one thing, but he's FAR from the utter disgraces to the human race that are on this show.

>>16063195
I hate these fake, scripted reality shows.

Especially the "I can't merge" and "there's a lot of space out there" chicks. So fucking fake.

>Drove truck into building. Only door had to be replaced
FUCK OFF.

>>16107892
>he thinks it's fake

>>16108182
don't call me "he", faggot, I'm on hormones and a girl now

>>16108607
So you're a mentally ill faggot, got it.