FUCKING WOW

Ouch, sorry anon, hope you have insurance

>>16048740
That's what you get, faggot.

Did you park like a prick taking up two spaces?

>>16048787
Nope. Those people are cancer.

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Two options.

They're either jelly of your (old) Audi or they don't like balding men.

Just joking, balding, too.

>>16048833
I just got a haircut yesterday. I had way too much fucking hair so I got it really short. My cousins are balding super fast and they're only a few years older, I hope it doesn't happen to me.

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>>16048740
>FUCKING WOW

Lots of angry poor people out there and that famous audi badge is just too attention getting. Being unhappy and seeing the audi badge triggered someone. Your car won't be the last. Around here, the angry homeless even throw rocks off bridges onto the freeway cars passing underneath. It's a constant problem every year in the seattle metro region.

>>16049216
im in federal way so yeah, niggers

>>16048740
i know that feel.
except my car isnt even expensive.
its a first generation ford focus.
three years ago it was in perfect condition.
since then one side got completely keyed, hood has some tag bullshit and mirror got kicked so door is scratched under it.
all that happened while it was parked in front of my home, one-family house family district which is rather calm.
some teenage hooligans or drunkards i suppose.

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>>16048740
There's nothing more chicken-shit than fucking with another man's automobile. Sorry man, some people just have no honor.

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>come to a stop at a red light
>wasnt paying close attention and got in the way of the pedestrians walkway
>this middle aged man walks up all angry gives me an angry stare then waks around behind my car and punches my trunk lid
>i just sit there and do nothing because im too beta pussy to get out and start a fight even though it was like a 35-40 yr old man


nothing happened to my car but that shit still pissed me off
I cant imagine how you might feel

>>16049586
I fucking hate people like you. I can't tell you how many times I almost get hit when trying to cross the street. And it's mostly from women on their phones. Next time it happens I'm leaving a dent in their hood.

>>16048740
Next time don't park like an asshole you bald fag. Next time things will be a lot worse.

>>16049644
>park perfect, far away from entrance
>car gets fucked up anyways

it happens

>>16049599
>Someone makes mistake.
>Better go damage their vehicle, and assault them in the process.

Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>16049754
Park as far away as possible if you care about your car.

1. Get exercise walking more.
2. Nobody will be near your car, and since they're fat fucks they won't want to walk.

>>16049599
Or be like that one guy and walk over the hood.

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Oh sorry, dear Anon. I was busy sliding my key against your car, I didn't think it would leave a mark.

>>16049776
>Someone makes mistake.
They pull up up make a turn at mach 2 and almost hit me. Go ahead and tell me how that's a mistake.

>>16048849
You better get in peace with yourself and your baldness.
Otherwise things could turn literally ugly.

Try to be a man about it.

>>16050010
I'm not bald, nor going bald. Project elsewhere.

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>>16050027

>five head
>widows peak for days
>cousins balding "super fast"

>NUH UH! Not balding!

You're in for a rough ride

Man that sucks.

from those moldings i can tell it's an S4 aswell.

sorry, s4 bro.

hope you can somehow catch the fucker who did it.

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>>16050236
hey i got a widow's peak and have perfectly fine hair.
also
>corgis are adorbs

>>16050236
My dad is 56 and still has full hair, so I have hope.

>>16050236
nothing wrong with widow's peak, my man

>>16049599
Learn to look both ways. Faggot.

>>16050403
My dad and his side of the family have zero baldness, my granddad has receded at the temples and otherwise has perfect hair growth. My mum's family are largely bald, the grandfather and one of my uncles had about 3 hairs on top of their head.

Are your cousins on your mum's side? Or on your dad's side because it makes a difference. If you have the same type of hair as the balding cousins (e.g. dark brown curly or whatever it is), then you will probably go bald by the time you reach middle age. There's always a chance that you won't of course, but just keep it in the back of your mind in case it happens so that you don't look like a beta numale or homeless.

>>16050570
Nope, they are dads side. I have red hair they are both blonde. uncle balding hard as well, my dads fine. moms side all fully haired lol. When its long I've had friends ask to feel it because they;re losing theirs.

>>16050403
balding gene comes from your mother's side.
how's you mom's dad's hair?

>>16051007
totally fine and the niggas like 80

>>16049779

Fat fucks park next to you for no fucking reason.>>16049816

>>16049779
>Park as far away as possible if you care about your car.

That logic works only in some places and has opposite effect in others. That's because some lots have car thieves and they prey on cars farthest away where the number of witnesses is low. So if you park too far away, you come back to a broken window and find your car ransacked or some of the quick to remove side airbags removed. Or they slice your dash and then peel the surface off until the airbag cavity is exposed, then they unbolt the expensive front passenger airbag fast for big bucks.

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>>16048740
so many feels

IT WAS THE DARKIES

>>16051373
niggers*

>>16049599
From the way he wrote it, sounds like he came to a complete stop with his bumper over the lines for the crosswalk. Then a pedestrian got butthurt about the fact that he had to walk around the bumper. Don't get me wrong, shitty driving for not paying enough attention to stop in the correct place just not something I'd start breaking stuff over.

>>16051411
googles*

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someone stole my wiper blades yesterday
Didn't notice until tonight
It's going to rain tomorrow

>i'm a poorfag and more important than you so your used wiper blades are mine!
this should be a felony