Why Are Girls So Fucking Stupid?

What did you get at burger king?

I really dont want to justify this with a response but i have to

>burger king

This story definitely happened

but this kind of b8 isn't even funny

>>16039666
>>16039668
Their new hotdogs, i got one of each
She just ate some fries.
>>16039668
Whats wrong with burgerking??>>16039671
Why wouldn't it have?

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>>16039662
>Burger King
Shit taste desu

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>>16039662
>next door neighbor
>girl try to back out of drive way in daddy's pickup
>floors it while in drive
>runs into her mummy's car

plus, it's was automatic.

>>16039679
What? Burgerking is pretty good though.
>>16039686
Women...

>>16039662
You definitely should have gone to white castle faggot

>>16039747
I live in California, no white castles

>autism: the post

>>16039754
Innout

>>16039754
Should have gotten a double cheese with fries for $2.99 from Fatburger, faggot

>>16039761
That's rich coming from a tripfag.

>>16039762
>>16039764
Niggers i wanted burgerking, she wanted to go to fucking Macaroni Grill and shit, i told her i dont have too much money and she relucantly agreed to burgerking. She ate fries so she mustve liked it. She hasn't texted me in like 2 days, even though she agreed to sleep with me and sent me underwear pics which i still got

>>16039775
>not getting the joke
You're trolling is shit m8

>>16039662
How prevalent are stick shift cars in your country?

I didn't know what a touge was until you mentioned.

I wouldn't call her 'stupid'. You just don't have enough common interests.

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>>16039847

>>16039847
This is shit tier bait, don't reply to it. I refuse to believe anybody would take a girl to fucking Burger King on their first date.

>>16039904
Why does everyone think this is fucking bait? What do you want me to do to prove it happened?

>>16039764
but I like the tuna here

>>16039935
>What do you want me to do to prove it happened?

Post burger, girl, and toge on hood

>>16039948
Bullshit, nobody likes the tuna

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>>16040009
You shut your fucking mouth!

>>16039935
Nothing, you're an autistic retard either way.

>>16040081
How? By wanting a girl that isn't dumb as rocks?

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>>16040047
Whatcha gonna do bout it faget

>>16039781
>you're

kek learn too spell, kid

>>16039935
you have to be more subtle next time you decide to bait

>>16040105
Spelling mistakes on 4chan are a diamond dozen

>>16039761
>cuck: the poster child

>>16039686
>neigbor kid has a recent opel corsa
>present from his parents
>he parks his car at a small grass spot in front his parents house.
>just beyond that spot there is a cable box for both internet and tv for the entire street.
>this kid has hit that box several times now, taking out the internet&tv for the entire street.
>he is too retarted too park his car end remeber whats in front of it the next day, or even take the time to look.
>this has happend 3 times.
He has a mazda CX5 now, gift from his parents for joining his dads little private bank.

such a shame.

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>>16039904
My mum did. This was probably in 1980, though.

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>coworker i have a crush on asks me for a ride to work
>first time ive cleaned my car in a while, smell is there after pushing most of the stuff out
>spray some ozium, figured that would do the trick
>get to her place
>she smiles but i can tell its sarcastic bullshit right off the bat
>decide to open the door for her since i didnt want to be a peice of shit
>forgot i left it in first and it stalls when i remove my foot from the clutch as i climb out the car
>she asks if somethings wrong with it
>i say "its just really happy to see you"
>she keep a smile
>open the passenger door which makes a loud screeching sound
>she says "it ok buddy i got it, thanks for being so sweet though!"
>stop her so i can get the wd-40 to spray on the door hinges
>remind her to slam the door when she closes it
>she doesnt slam it so i have to walk back from heading to my seat to open it and slam it again without saying anything
>she seems visibly uncomfortable
>get in, car takes a bit to turn over
>i stall it once it turns on
>i say "ha i guess the extra weight is affecting the clutch"
>she says its ok i can find someone else if you car isnt ok
>i sperg out and say loudly "you have to put on your seatbelt its the law"
>she just looks at her phone
>take off
>leave windows down
>her nice hair blowing everywhere
>finally speaks up and asks if can turn on the ac so she wont go in looking like a mess
>i tell her that i dont have one because its cliche
>says ok and ties her hair in a ponytail
>turn on radio to remoive awkwardness
>forgot i had my persona soundtrack cd still in
>luckily the speaker on her side decided not to work so it wasnt too loud
>put generic hip hop radio station
>get to work she says thanks without looking at me and head in
>punch myself in the head for being so autistic until i realize that another coworker was watching through the restaurant side door window
>dont have shifts with her anymore

>>16039662
Fake, if you were in the car with her asking her audibly if she wanted to hit the touge with you, she would've heard you pronounce touge correctly. Faggot. How does it feel being a tryhard on an anime board?

>>16040162
>don't have shifts with her anymore

damn man, after all that you went out and got an automatic?

>>16040162
>"you have to put on your seatbelt its the law"

I think you just invented /o/ variant of "You HAVE TO EAT ALL THESE EGGS"

can't tell if bait or just autism

>>16040091
>girl is interested enough in both you and driving that she'd ask you to teach her something she likely just never had an opportunity to learn on her own
>doesn't know obscure driving lingo
>HURR DUMB BITCH, WHY ISN'T SHE HAVING SEX WITH ME

If you really aren't baiting, you're severely autistic.

>>16040286
It's a Friday night on the automotive board on 4chan.

The story couldn't be any more made up.

>>16040286
>>16040292
I'll prove its true right now, i just got her to text me back

>>16040298
>7 minutes later, OP is a faggot

>>16040298
If it's true, you're autistic.
If it's not, you're a lier.

What's the point?

>>16040326
>>16040327
Chill the fuck out she hasnt replied yet

>>16040162
>"you have to put on your seatbelt its the law"
How is this the proper response

>>16040334
But you said she had just started texting you back. Which is it? I'm trying to watch anime, not wait around for your proof.

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>>16040352
She texted me earlier, but i stopped replying because she was at the park, i just texted her right now, waiting for her to reply

>>16040356
What phone is that? I assume some sort of Samsung, but just curious. Also, running Nougat yet?

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>>16040364
Idk wtf you just said m8, but yeah its a samsung, bone stock. She actually played along to my BB. Damn I'm smooth

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>>16040162
Fuck. I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
If it's any consolation, workplace romances are normally a horrible idea anyway.

>>16040377
Good for you. Keep the autism in check when you teach her.

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>>16039662
If this isn't bait, you're a fucking autist. She tried to take interest in something that matters to you, and instead of taking the opportunity to start a conversation and tell her about it you sperged out because she didn't already have exactly the same interests as you. You could have had some cool, easy date ideas where you show her how to drive stick and then take her for a fun ride through the touge. Instead though, you fucking blew it for reasons I can't fathom.

>>16040162
Damn dude. You goof'd that one pretty good. Better luck next time, and remember that you learn more from your failures than successes.

>>16040162
Nice pasta

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>>16039662
Sounds like you need more practice kid. Try not making snide remarks to her questions and you might not fuck it up.

>>16039662
Heh if this isn't bait, the girl did great and you fucked up literally everything you could. Nice job mate

>>16040377

>shes still responding after everything you did, now THATs a red flag son.

you really are a special kind of retarded arent you. poor girl. but seems like shes stupid enough to go with it so youre in luck.

>>16040466
Nobody can resist my good looks, and my higher intelligence than most. She goes to college

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>>16039662
Why is cringe posting becoming more popular on 4chan?
fyi making people cringe is not trolling....

>>16040479
And you have humor too. The whole package really.

>>16040479
Elliot died though...

>>16040344
anything makes sense if your a retard

>>16040344
how is this NOT the proper response

i hope its a bait but /o/ really is full of fucking autists like this, so its probably not.

>>16040479
Someone with an IQ of 101 is of higher intelligence than the average, yes.

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>>16039679
>fuck the OCPD

Do people not realize most girls dont give a fuck about your car? Except a few car girls which are just meet-sluts that try to date guys with big trucks or sports cars

Imagine a girl picking you up and asking you to hit the lush and ulta

>>16040835
this is stupid

Would you rather date a girl with a junker or an audi?

Well having a nice car can be a symbol of financial stability

>>16039662
"I cant drive stick"
UMMMMM why the FUCK didnt you kick her into the street RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT!!!?

>>16039662
Dodged a bullet. If you got together with her someday she would've forced you to sell your European Civic equivalent with its real racing driver's transmission and bottomless aftermarket options to buy an autotragic CVT crossover to fit her mutt offspring in. It'll also double as a cuckshed.

Naturally the kids would inherit her shit attitudes towards driving and would want to buy a hybrid of some sort or, God forbid, a self-driving Tesla with its brisk acceleration limited because nobody needs to reach 60 miles per hour that quickly.

Similar happened to me once. I was going to go on a date with a girl but I had to take the bus because RWD cars aren't fairly priced where I live (Miami, btw) and she asked where my car was. I told her about FF and FR and the importance of lap times in daily driving and she didn't get it. What a whore, lol.

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>>16040488
if you read OP and cringe, you're new as fuck. bet you've never even hit the toegay.

>>16040162
Hey live'n'learn
At least you sperg'd out to a co-worker; other reply is right: office romances are really good ways to ruin a job.

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>>16040162
>you have to put on your seatbelt its the law

you are killing me my man

>>16039747

I was in the chicago last year and honestly couldn't believe it.

How can you burgers eat that? shit makes mcdonalds look like luxury tier restaurant.

>>16040250
Holy shit, i just laughed so hard, i woke up my 1 year old from her nap

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>>16039662
Holy fuck, op. You are forever alone.

>your not into what i am? Hahahaahaha, you are so fucking stupid

Also
>burger king
Were you even trying!?!
>you dont know what a touge is, haha fuck off.
Pic related.

>>16039662

That's the way to do it.
You did good.
Great job!

Now that's /o/utism

>>16039662
>first real date
>burger king
????????

just friendly

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>>16040356
>>16040377

>>16039775
>underwear pics

Post on /b/ and link, otherwise GTFO.

>>16042197
Bruh, I've opened Tinder chats by saying "You look like you give great neck desu"

And I've succeeded a copious amount of times in getting laid later that day/week by the same girls. If this fucker actually bought her BK, he could too.

>>16040162
Now this is a true /o/tist.

>>16039662

Can believe it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykVhqiAnqJc

>>16039775
I kind of feel bad for you tb.h

>>16039662
>burger king
>togue
haha had me laffin m8

Amerifat here, whats a touge?

>>16039662
OP, yor fake story is bullshit

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>>16042669
Can you believe this guy

>>16040250
Kek

>>16039735
Burger King is in the top 3 for shittyest fast food.

>>16039754
>lives in CA
>didn't take her to in n out
First mistake

>>16039686
>floors it while in drive

Pretty much all women are like this- no fucking pedal control.

>>16039847
Pretty easy to find stick shifts, but I live in Iowa and it's an embarrassment for men to not know how to drive stick. Most women in this country don't know how to drive stick and it's generally ok. OP is just a faggot and ruined his own date. You coulda had it that night dude. Girls get wet just from watching guys driving stick shift.

>>16041690
>I told her about FF and FR and the importance of lap times in daily driving and she didn't get it. What a whore, lol.
I kekked harder than I should have

>>16042704
>tfw booty blasted didn't make the list

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>>16039754
> whats an in n out xDd

>>16040162
>persona soundtrack cd
I wonder what her reaction was to hearing BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

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>>16040377
>lololol

>>16039662
>first real date
>goes to burger king
op is a beta cuck that will be alone for the rest of his life no wonder you drive a jetta.

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>>16040162
god you suck at life.

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>>16040356
>>16040377
>>16040162

oh god the fucking cringe.
seriously do all of you act like this around women?

>>16043497
Surprisingly, no

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>>16040250

>>16040377
>down to learn stick BB
>Lol okay
>Or else, lololol

Dear god is that how you communicate with everyone?

>>16044236
not him but I despise using emoticons or any other shit like that because of 4chan but i use it anyways when texting normies and i purposely don't capitalize my i's or add commas occasionally just to appear more casual :p

>>16039676
>She just ate some fries.
fucking trash
if your girl can't even take a double quarter pounder and still have room for a shake she isn't worth plowing

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>>16040098

>>16044555
>liking fat women

>>16040185
Underrated post

>>16039662
Probably because using words like touge to anybody outside of your friend group is the same as babbling on about why is about a beta as talking about the Galactic Empire's dishware or complaing Sheev Palpatine gets far more credit for his evil doings then he deserved.

ffs man

>>16039676
I really hope this is a meme. You are terrible with women.

>>16042052
White Castle is great food if you're stoned or smashed. Otherwise, I wouldn't feed it to prison inmates.

>>16045120
Sorry you have to fuck a twig.

>>16040115
>diamond dozen

I hope op is watching cause this is decent bait

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>>16039662

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>>16039662
>real date
>burgerking