Crashed my car

>failing brakes
>tried dorrifto

Sounds like OP just fucked up and tried blaming it on his brakes.

>>16035987
>dipped/wrapped trunk
>using snapchat
>smoking weed
kill you are self.

>>16035987
>got high and drove
>crashed
>it's my brothers fault

Own up to your shitty decisions.

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>>16035987
>driving while affected by drugs

zach_stamegna

hmmmm....

Now this is top tier bait, I'm thoroughly impressed.

>>16035987
>will reduce thousands of dollars of damage by repairing by myself

>Quarter panel is fucked
>Tail light will not fit
>Trunk will not sit correct
>Bumper will never be flush

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>>16035987
>tips fedora

>>16035987

what a retard

someone contact his parents and tell them

>>16036070
you're mad because you don't have an e46 with gold trim

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Ahahahahaha this is literally him

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Of course he wears a fucking fedora

ok i think i found his home phone

>>16035987
>driving 80 mph in rain
>car slides
>brothers fault
kek

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>bmw douche
>drugs man xD
>not my fault
I'm not surprised at all

>>16036130
I understand his logic actually.
If his brother didn't need a ride he would have never driven there to crash in the first place

>>16036128
whats the area code senpai

>>16036147
i live is big USA u'll never find me douche, stay mad

>>16036117
>>16036127
these memes write themselves

how do I fix this for cheap?

>>16036153
>>ontario license plate

Get fucked LOLOLOLOLOLOL ^ FUCKING RETARD

>>16035987
>>16036065
>" Crashed another old ass peice of shit BMW. Just a regular day in 90210."

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>>16035987

That's whatcha get

>>16036176
probably faster than your car

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>>16036127

>be stoner bro
>crash car because literal retard
>blame car instead of admitting how stupid you are
>make blog post about it on 4chan while wearing your signature fedora

holy shit you cant make this shit up

>>16036127
>>16036117
>>16036065
>>16036028
I seriously hope you reconsider your retardation

>[NYPA FAGGOT intensifies]

>>16035987
>thinks the quarter panel can be repaired
>it's a coupe so the quarter panel is more like a half panel

GG you fucking druggo. Top tier b8 nobody can be this much of a douche (although after looking through your Facebook profile I might have changed my mind). Enjoy your pizza faggot.

>>16035987
You're just a dumbass.

>Zach Smegma

I've seen this car before... clearly wasnt an M, come on bro

>>16035987
Lol dude you're not going to fix that yourself that car is so fucked.

>>16035987
>Listening to young thug

What the fuck man

>>16036363
>posts full name on anonymous Vietnamese ramen noodle recipe forum
>calls others retards

>>16035987
I hope by repairing it you mean just slap on the cheapest universal tail light you can find and some primer on exposed metal.
Get dat street racer cred Smetana-Jack

This thread is going to be deleted but zach smegma looks like a true 420blazeit vapenaysh fedora tipper with a shitbox old beamer

>>16036996
you're telling me my 328i couldn't smoke whatever honda you're driving?

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>>16035987
>so custom FIA regulations i'm so cool beemer
>xXx420smoakweedlmaoxXx
>doing 130 in school zone to get to a place where you don't need to hurry and if you are late there is 0 consequence during rain
>poorly maintained shitbox doing 130 in urban enviro during rain
>trying to drift in school zone with a poorly maintained shitbox
>trying to drift when you can't drive and are high
>complaining about thousands of dollars of damage while carelessly wasting money on drugs
>all this is someone elses fault
The world would've been better if you died in that crash

>>16037109
Even a 500 pound NEET in a fucking green twingo with red bumpers would smoke your ass.


Because you'd propably end up as a grill decoration for a lorry on your way to the start line

>>16036967
ikr, i believe he's a homosexual who literally only follows bruce jenner on ig

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>>16037109
lol the best part about driving a riced honda civic is that everyone thinks they're way faster than you. Granted that 90% of those civic are autozone rice and no go, its top tier keks when you drop a gear and disappear cause they didn't notice the 5 lugs and the intercooler

>Smoke weed
>Crash car

What did you expect

>>16035987
>>16036127
This is pure gold, how do you even fuck up that bad?

>>16037109

Let's not pretend like you didn't debadge your base model shitbox 316i

>>16036176
E46 m3 is shit?

Lmao keep riding the bus.

>>16036117
whew, glad that was not an actual M3

>>16037188

The E46 M3 is a great car.

OP doesn't have one of those though.

>>16037201
it has an m badge on it. there is realy no other difference

>>16037212
the front bumper, side skirts, mirrors, engine, suspension needs swapping, then op would have an m3

>>16037228
>>16037212
>>16037190
Looks like it has a quad exhaust though.

>>16037231
It's just the backbox, faggot. Shit's real easy to mount.

>>16037212
Oh its one of those faggots who put M badges on a regular 3 series kek.

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Ya exactly... like how horses are actually unicorns.

>>16037269
>>>reddit

>>16036977
>his full name

>>16035987
>All thanks to this little shit
No.
All thanks to you for driving under the influence and driving like a retard. You should have hit a pole and gone through the windshield.

>>16035987
Hey Zach, how would your insurance company or the police like to hear your story?

>>16036293
Faster to the guardrail maybe.

>fake mpower badge

>>16038415
Do it for the lulz

>>16037958
Some people aren't lifeless cretins.

>>16035987
Good thing its not a real M3 you fag

>>16035987
>will reduce thousands of dollars of damage by repairing by myself

Don't know man how you'll pull that out, rear is hard as fuck to pull out when hit like that.

Tried repairing similar damage on my east european shitbox, even had hydraulic cylinder thingy but car still looked mad max tier after "repair".

>>16038436
>lulz
what is this, 2007?

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Driving under the influence of weed isn't as huge of a factor as everyone is making it out to be, IMO. Sure, it imapirs judgement and reaction times, but I know from experience that it doesn't make you speed. Weed, more often than not, makes 50km/h feel like 70km/h, so his speeding, "drifting" and totally reckless bullshit driving in a school zone no less is entirely his fault.

But I'm not in any way defending this faggot. Sober or high, if you have to go back to pick your brother up, there was no need at all to drive like an asshat. Was there any kind of time constraint on him getting somewhere? No? Fuck off.

I hope your fake M318i with real carbin fibah trunk brings you more bad luck. Maybe it'll catch on fire the next time you drive like a fuckwit in the rain and hit someone.

>>16036140
No one made his dumb ass drive like a retard to get there

>>16038696
Exactly my point. ( >>16038679 )
Weed would have made the sense of speed more heightened, so him driving at those speeds while sober is stupid, but it takes a special retard to drive that fast while high.

>>16035987
>be you fabricate story
>screen shot someones snap chat
>post it on 4chan

>>16036163
Drill holes to punch out the bend in parts. Then slap some /osg/ stickers on. Good as new

>>16036117

>Zach Smegma

YDI for putting an M Badge on a regular 325ci BMW. Kys

>>16035987
>be me, 19m
Yeah... Don't even have to read the rest.

Maybe you'll grow up one day.

>>16035987

You fucking idiot, you had the handbrake, you could have engine braked, also your best mode of defense was NOT DOING 130KM/H IN A SCHOOL ZONE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DEGENERATE LE WEED SMOKER

Fucking kys

>>16036019
>not including:
>listening to young thug

Zack smegma, enjoy fixing that and "saving a lot of money".

>>16038733
The snapchat username matches a Facebook profile of the same name and even has the same BMW as their cover photo. Whether it was Zach himself who posted or someone else, the two seem to check out. Read the first few posts to see the screenshots.

>>16036176
in the 90210, 90210

>>16039013
Most of us were more mature than him at 19, weed or no weed, while this is about as sane as he's ever going to get unless someone or something beats the sense into him. The instragram filter and incessant need to brag about his failures in their own goddamn thread is telling of a lifelong faggot.

I, personally, can't wait for his state to legalize weed and for him to lose his license and get his car crushed anyways. Maybe he'll learn something, like "most road laws are actually there for a good reason despite your experiences with highway and backroad speed limits and vacant stop signs"

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>Fake M badge

keke nice de-badged shitbox 316i. You deserve it

I've never been too stoned to drive a car. If I was the highest I've ever been in my life and my mate stopped breathing or something I'd still be able to drive him to the hospital. WTF is with /o/ and the weed affects your driving meme. It depends on the person/tolerance/stop being dum on ta interdnet

>>16039122
>Self evaluation is accurate

I've seen enough "not feeling it" fags proceed to act stoned out of their minds and literally trip around while saying how they're not feeling it to know you're full of shit

Tolerance doesn't mean you're not impaired

>>16039152
His point is that tolerance is *different* with different people. More often than not, stoned driving has the effect of heightening the sense of speed, thus making you drive slower than you normally would.

In any case, weed does slow down your reaction times, and impairs your spatial awareness and judgement, to an extent. Whether you 'feel it' or not, these effects are present, and as such the person who is high may not feel anything but the people around them are seeing these "background" effects of being stoned.

>>16039228
My point is that you're impaired, tolerance or no tolerance

Thanks for agreeing

>>16035987
>fedora
>snapchat
>smokes le kush
>drives under influence of le kush
>totalled fake m3
>diffusing responsibility like a punk

holy shit I'm so glad I found this thread, I needed a good laugh

have a nice day, zach

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>>16039240
No problem

>>16039114
He probably didn't spend the money to get a Dual exhaust for a 316i.

>>16035987
>>drop brother off at school on time for math test
>>go blaze fat J
>>math test cancelled
>>ohfuck.jpg
Why not tell him you have somewhere to be for the duration of the scheduled test and can't be back to pick him up for an hour?

>>16039122
>WTF is with /o/ and the weed affects your driving meme
We smoke good weed and get properly high.

>>16035987
>used snapchat and write "I crashed....[emoji]
>smoking weed
>listening to young thug
>try to drift corner going 50kms
you deserved everything that happened

Someone please report this cunt to the police.

I already pay high enough insurance in Ontario because of pieces of shit like this.

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Im glad this was entertaining for you.

- zach stamegna

and yeah im gunna fix my fake shitty m3 that i didnt even mean to drift

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>>16036117
>>16036127

>>16040700
jesus, hi zach

>>16035987
you're an idiot zach

>>16037212
fender gills too

>>16039447
>an hour
What do you smoke, 1/32 of a gram in one sitting?

Might as well just sniff some stoner's socks and save your money for better things. That's like taking a sip of whisky and setting the bottle aside for the day.

t. it's legal here

>>16040706
top delusional keks.

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Don't worry buddy, the cops will bring you all the little bits you left at the crash site. Forwarded all the pics, fb link, and thread to peel, york, metro, durham, and OPP. Enjoy losing your license faggot for failure to remain at the scene of an accident, reckless, stunt driving, DUI, and property damage. My fucking sides right now, I can't even.

>>16035987
Posting screenshots of your snapchat is quite possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever do OP.
Well, except the thing you posted screenshots of.
>I could take a picture...
>or screenshot the picture I took so that it has a funny little caption and my personal info on it
>I'm then going to post this on an anonymous imageboard


Tho when I think of it, OP might have just rused us, grabbed the pic off someone's story and fucked him over.
4/10 either way.

>>16041790
Of course its bait you fucking retard and all the tards from /b took it

Le ebin pretending to call the cops maymay. We did it reddit

>>16041745
fucking owned

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>>16035987
>look at the thumbnail
>e60 with black trunklid? wut?
>open the image
>nope it's e46 that crashed to be shaped like e60
MINDFUCK

>>16041745
wew lad

>>16035987
MASTER
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>>16036065
>>16036117
>>16036127
>>16040700
>>16041745
How will OP ever recover?

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>>16035999
Triples never lie.

>>16041859

Never will while parents will never let him drive again.

>>16035987
Its not your brothers fault that your car is a piece and the brakes failed

How the fuck do your brakes even fail from normal driving?

>130 in a school zone

Kinda deserved to crash

>>16042488
>normal driving
If he was doing 130km/h like he said, he might have faded them or something.

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>>16035987
>stoner
>130kph in school zone
>either shit at brake control or hasn't been maintaining brakes properly
>tries to drift when he clearly has no idea what he's doing
>blames everything but himself when he fucks up
I feel sorry for the car, having a dipshit like you for an owner.

>>16041745
Pff faggot you didn't do that. Stop lying and kill ure selve.

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>>16042488
they just started making noise yesterday

>>16035987
>driving a vehicle baked
>Speeding to air out vehicle
>driving 130kms in a school zone
>130kms in a school zone........................
>brakes fail
okay..... yeah sure.... cus brakes like to spontaneously fail.....
>blaming your absolute shitty examples of life choices on the little bro
fucking die already
I'm surprised your little stunt didn't end up as the GTA baby crossed with the Boston marathon

>>16036165
+
>using kph

>>16036138
>B..but brakes failed suddenly in that one corner
>not bcuz im a 420fedorafag

>>16040700
>T. Zachy Smegma

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>>16043047
We'll see if OP gives up an update when Halton region police and OPP bang on his door. If he thought his insurance was expensive now, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyy.

>>16036109
Kek

Its a debadged 323i which he put m3 exhaust, quarter panels, and logo on. The bumper is being held on by wire. Nothing inside worked, not even the passenger side door. Door was already fucked before he crashed. GG

>>16043610
how do you know these specific details.. anon

>when you realize your not a good driver, just a delusional weed smoker with a huge ego
>driftino

>>16044313
he is op

>>16044313
he knows him and his shitty car

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>>16043610
Was he trying to trade this thing in the summer or did he buy it in summer? Swear to god I saw this piece of shit pop up on almost every facebook car group looking to trade or asking like 4k...

>>16035987
Sorry to hear that m8

>>16044394
op here. you wouldn't pay 4k for a 323i with fake carbon fiber hood and interior, 0-60 in 8 seconds, m badge, incomplete fake gold trim, no wipers, no reverse, hole in tire, passenger side door doesnt work, no hear or ac, and a radio that doesn't work? it's got an m badge on it and QUAD exhaust.

>>16044424
forgot to mention
>10+ years old KEK and interior smells like weed

>>16035987
>doxxing yourself
idk man

Let's do some math OP

Tail lights: ~$200-300
Bumper: ~$300 (+ $300 paint)
Quarter panel: ~$300 (+ $300 paint)

You are looking at $1500 minimum.

That trunk is also somewhat fucked. Probably another $300 right there.

>>16044533
i'm a mechanic bro I can fix it I prepped a car for painting at the shop. you don't know what yur talking about

>>16044595
Mechanics and auto body are two entirely different worlds. I was being generous with those figures and never added in labor or shipping costs. Get ready to have your mind blown.

Exterior car parts are expensive, period. Maybe for older cars, they've come down a bit in price, but you are looking at at least $200 for an unpainted bumper cover if it's a more common car. Doesn't matter if you've rebuilt blocks by yourself, you still need the physical parts, which aren't cheap, then pay for shipping. A bumper is huge and expensive to ship (about $100 from UPS). Maybe you can get a deal if you ship em all together. Then you need to pay for the paint itself (base + clear coat), which is also expensive. Good luck getting it to match the rest of your paint (hard to do if you aren't a professional) and actually getting the fucking thing on assuming you didn't damage anything underneath.

But yah go ahead and think you can fix everything for $200. Then maybe order an ebay turbo for $500 with all the money you saved because you "a mechanic."

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I wasnt trying to drift..
I was going to fast and there was a sharp turn..
Since the roads were soaked the car slid...
i am fixing it for 0$

and i could give af about the police since they cant prove that all of this isnt a lie

so gg

Zs

>>16044394
YES that was him trying to sell that piece of shit LOL

>>16038733
t. Zach smegma lmfao

>>16039084
he could just save his own snapchat story. He doesn't need to take screen shots of it.

>>16044857
t. shit poster

>>16035987
OP is why /o/ is extra shit now.

>>16044797
fucking end me

>>16036049
This. These are the kinds of threads this board deserves.

>>16035987
Yeah you dont just drift a car, it takes practice dumb ass. Also blaming your shit on your brother makes no sense. Get real you fucking stoner.

>>16035987
>driving 130 kms in school zone

leave my province and kys

>>16035987
>driving 130 kms in school zone
>try to drift corner going 50kms


anybody who uses kms deserves to crash

>>16045154
specifically when they mention
>leaving for south Carolina on 12 hour road trip tmw

>>16035987
>go blaze fat J
>math test cancelled
>ohfuck.jpg
>must drive fast to air out car
>must listen to young thug loudly

holy christ you are cancer, quit idolizing nigga shit and get your life together

I saw your pos bimmer a few days ago. please get out of the palmetto state. Its too nice for you hear. btw next time you try to race a jetta, make sure its not a turbo ;)

>>16046458
Did you key it?