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Previous thread: >>16020097
>>16029953
>only getting the chrome edging on the wheels
>not getting chrome center caps as well
>havent taken a shit in 3 days
this is gun b gud
>tfw never get bullied by police ever since I got my full license
>>16030286
fuck you
>>16030286
>getting pulled over
>ever
>>16030286
>I've been pulled over less in my loud sport boat than my brother has in his p's in a stock Mazda 323
>>16030286
>Never got bullied when I had on my motorbike license, neither during the L or P plates
>Now just skipped over having P-Plates on my car ever
>>16030291
>>16030325
>>16030317
>>16030306
That's what she said
>>16030338
She's a roastie and shouldn't be behind the wheel
>>16030022
Take pics.
>>16030286
>tfw me too
>but I didnt get pulled over once on my p's or l's either
whats the best way to relax a roaring Autech Naa s15 before a driving test?
>>16030533
Bit of shard in the fuel tank.
>>16030533
Putting a sr20 det in it
>>16030634
>ruining that Naa sound
Fuck off Leb boy.
>>16030642
>not wanting dose past all the naa plebs
Next you'll tell me the dagumi 86 is the fastest car out of Japan
>>16030652
>>16030657
>>16030681
>literally a gawdmusheen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
me in the r32
>>16030779
is that like jap ACA?
>>16030807
There's only room for one hsp here cunt
>>16030827
And that would be me m8
>>16030982
The sun would vaporise a trilion lions if it got close enough.
>>16030982
who would win?
1 million shards
1 hsp
>>16031007
Does the hsp have a driving lesson?
>>16031025
Next week's Saturday.
>>16031036
Then the hsp will decimate the shards, no question. He'll ace the test, steal a skyline and go on a rampage ending at tech port
>>16031025
>>16031036
And then the next fortnight's saturday.
>>16030286
>loud exhaust
>WAT racing sticker
>dark tint
>p's
never had any trouble.
>>16031232
police dont pull over boats m8
I wonder if you browse here. we just played csgo and were talking about r34's and i have a r32 gtr.
>>16031254
Underage and banned
>>16031329
oh shit man you lurk here too??
>>16031391
What was my ingame name?
>still banned
Not even the cancerous aussies can compete with my bantz
>>16031397
JimmyStringsTheDildoKing
>>16031401
Oh good you found me, Poojet.
furryposting isnt banter lad
>>16031400
>implying you have any bantz
>>16031406
>implying I didn't wreck the prosound guy until he got so butthurt that he banned me
>>16031412
Denial is the tool of the weak.
>>16031412
how does it feel that you have been replaced by a underage shard dealer m8?
>>16031419
I didn't even post anything furry the last time and you still banned me, the butthurt is so obvious lmao
>hurr durr my cbr250 is faster than a 600rr!
Stupid delusional aussies cucked by a state that won't even let you own a 600 lmao
>>16031423
I don't care why would you even think I do
>>16030286
what car do you drive ?
inna 1982 Mitsubishi mirage
cops are fucking relentless pulling me over for bullshit they don't even charge me with
buy 2002 Mitsubishi diamanté
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6roBpoCYnqQ/maxresdefault.jpg
see neither hide nor hair of the fuzz for five years now
>>16031427
>The butthurt is so obvious
>Y U BAN ME U MEANIE
Indeed.
>>16031427
>I don't care why would you even think I do
Because you posted this >>16031412 and >>16031400
For someone who supposedly doesn't care you seem to care a lot.
>>16031434
VT commo wagon. I am buying a Mazda 3 hatchback or a lancer vr-x soon idk what 1.
>>16031441
>>16031449
>thinks me taunting you is me caring
Fucking delusional aussies holy shit lmaooooooo
>>16031456
Holy crap you're salty.
>>16031450
its strange what cars bring the heat
near as I can figure they pick on people who look like they don't have the time or money to fight back
>>16031470
Yeah they target bogans vehicles usually.
>>16031456
>4 posts about how not upset you are
>>16031254
its a lil 2L 900kg hatch
machine buffed and polished my roof with a light cutting compound. paint shined up nice, didnt burn through it.
>pls share your good car feels
>>16031580
so its a french boat?
>>16031538
If simply replying is an indication of being upset, you must be pretty upset pham xD
>hes still posting
>>16031585
putting my dick in the exhaust
>>16031586
>tfw want to make a film
>tfw want to make music
>tfw want to have a hobby other than cars
im trying to change hobbies
Looking at a BA falcon on Saturday
Indian tells me he's done the brakes, tyres and its very reliable. Are Indians good at maintaining shit? because it appears to be very clean
>>16031626
Ahahahahahaha
But seriously, fuck no. Avoid it
>>16031641
gonna give it a test drive, see how it goes
>>16031669
Prepare for curry furry
It's time to post real cars.
>>16031683
nah
boomers have made them unobtainable, so whats the point anymore?
>>16031692
Get a job and buy the things you love. Simple.
>>16031620
>tfw I've made videos
>tfw I've made music
>tfw I've had cars as a hobby
but I just don't care about any of it anymore
there is nothing I'm passionate about in life
>>16031695
>$45 000
>for a GT badged taxi car replica
alright, let me spend a years wage on that please
>>16031683
>>16031702
>few years wage
Sucks to be poor.
What do you think about buying ex-mine minespec hiluxes and the like?
Yes/no?
>>16031711
Hell no, same reason I wouldn't buy an ex-taxi.
>>16031711
Mostly junk. All their life has been on shit roads and gravel so they are pretty junky. It's like buying a taxi.
>>16031718
What is the reason? aren't they religiously serviced and looked after? is it the thrashing? people like to buy ex-police cars don't they?
>>16031721
>>16031718
Taxis are okay. It's often better to have high km, taxis are always running. Poorly maintained cars don't get to 500,000km. Taxi drivers rely on the car for their livelihood i'd assume they'd try to keep it running.
>>16031737
Thing is, with taxis the owner will do whatever the cheapest, quickest fix is when something breaks.
Because every minute the car's not on the road, it's not earning money.
Can't speak for the service regime for ex-mining utes but I can imagine they cop a large amount of abuse, whether it's being thrashed or overloaded or whatever.
>>16031711
lol no. They beat the fuck out of them and then a bit more.
RIP lad.
>>16031775
Who's that
>>16031775
looks like a popped collar bro cunt. deserves it.
>>16031793
You couldn't be more wrong, lad.
>>16031737
>Taxi drivers rely on the car for their livelihood i'd assume they'd try to keep it running.
I take it you've never dealt with many taxi drivers
>>16031400
>implying fur porn is bants
Fucking kill yourself you filthy degenerate. Furfags are worse than Muslims, stay off my island rooooooo
>>16031816
Most are quiet indian men with an iphone earphone in talking quietly in hindi the entire journey My only question is who are they talking to? sure they could call home etc. but eventually you'd run out of things to talk about. Do you suppose they're on a big conference call with other pajeet taxi drivers?
>>16031775
rip jimmy -_- taken 2 soon :(
>>16031711
>>16031721
>>16031756
They are supposed to be serviced like clock work but they very rarely are.
We had one with the check engine light on for a year.
One OLD hilux has 30 thou k's. Car looks and feels like it done half a million.
They only ever do short trips. Never leave second gear
Rarely cleaned and exposed to all sorts of paint ruining chemicals.
>>16031820
>Most are quiet indian men
They are the most dodgiest scum around, don't ever trust an Indian
>>16031849
What about uber? do you like them?
>>16031851
I've never even seen an uber
>>16031856
oh boy, you're a real fucking beaut
do you have a big hairy sack at least?
>>16031859
Somewhat, most of the hair grew on my gooch
>expecting a delivery
>go onto DHL to request them to leave it at the front door
>today is the day
>come home from work to find they've attempted delivery and left me a note
FUCK, why are couriers always worthless cunts
>>16031870
Do you ever let your sexual partner slip a finger in?
>>16031873
It's far quicker for them to come straight to your door and leave a note, they don't even have to look in the van/truck for the correct package, they just go straight to the door with a slip in hand ready to card you.
Shaves easily half the time off your delivery.
>>16031874
>sexual partner
What partner ;_;
>>16031877
Yeah exactly, it's fucked.
>expecting delivery in the arvo
>fuck I may as well not go out
>leave front gate open, front windows and door open except for the screen so I can hear anyone that'll be at the front
>get a text message "ATTEMPTED DELIVERY - GO ONLINE TO CHOOSE YOUR DELIVERY OPTIONS"
>nobody even came to the door
CUNT
U
N
T
>>16031892
Yes, cards on the table I used to contract to Auspost parcel. I did that all the time. If I was running behind time (every day) or wanted to leave early you'd just go to a main post office which accepts all local deliveries and sit in the truck using the HHU to mark all your items as carded. Then drop them into the post office and go home.
Same fee as actual deliveries.
Was easy money for a while there.
>>16031821
2 soon 2 furious
>>16031894
Fuck you.
>>16031894
>>16031894
Why the fuck do all Gen 1 WRX have over 200,000 k's?
REEEEEEEEEE
>>16031919
Because they're getting older and people are driving them?
>>16031919
Because they're old cars?
>>16031919
Because they miraculously haven't eaten their bearings yet?
$15k what to buy? has to be reasonably new-ish, good for motorway kayz
Cunts. SA meet. Lets find a day and time that works for everyone.
And meeting points. Can we get a general area to meet? I know of a nice shaded area up the top of old willunga hill, only downside is the fated jimmy trek set out from here
>>16031945
Four S-Cargos
>>16031945
>>16031945
S15 lad
>>16031949
Make sure we all wash our willies beforehand, I will be there at the meeting point to inspect for smegma (with my tongue)
>>16031968
*Roaring Naa Autech S15
Because not everyone wants a turbo, obviously.
>>16031972
foreskin anon pls go and stay go
>>16031972
Willies and willy talk shall be banned from the meet. Any attempts to talk of it will be met with exclusion from topics and possible removal from the event grounds.
>>16031978
You all miss me, I know you do.
>>16031992
Not really, but here's your (You).
>>16031992
Are you the original foreskin anon? When did you move down from ACT?
>>16031919
i like how low km bugeye STIs there are for cheapish
red r32 wanted to race on the way home.
but he went to maccas and i went to hj's, we were just too different people
>>16032016
I'm the original, I'm the one who ran BLDC, dosebrah, vicfag, aussiemuscle etc off this board and kept them off.
>>16032027
your pathetic
*thumbs up*
>>16032049
You're*
And you're a pathetic imitation of falcunt.
>>16031949
Maybe Saturday in 2 or 3 weeks time? Once uni's knocked off I'm sweet, but I can make sooner work. Should have my car back Monday or Tuesday
>>16032027
Again, you haven't ran anyone of those guys off.
>>16032057
language doesnt have rules
please im falcunts dream life
>>16032061
Where are they lad? too busy to join us? :) I think not, lad.
>>16032067
AND worst of all, your willy is circumcised
>>16032069
Bldc and aussie muscles were in the last thread you dense cunt. Will you just kill yourself? Or at least fuck off to /lgbt/ and be a gay cunt there
Hold me /dat/ I feel suicidal and it's no where near the weekend yet.
>>16032074
Negative, lad, just here to see willies. I stay until that is satisfied.
>>16032077
That's the problem, just as it until the weekend and get pissed
>>16032081
only 3 coronas left in the fridge, no food and negative 150 in the bank.
>>16032086
Show me your willy and I'll wire you $100.
Let me fuck you and its $500 (Brisbane pref)
>>16032078
>just here to see willies
Then fuck off to /soc/ then you bender, this is /o/ not gay cunts are us
>>16032089
Fag. Fuck off back to Brisbane ya poof.
>>16032069
Or maybe busy not giving a shit anymore?
BLDC posts regularly, Aussiemuscle is around and will usually respond if you need him.
Dosebrah has legit been gone for a long time but not because of you, still visits every year or so.
Vicfag was run off by me, ya soft cock.
mamma pajama are they fuckin serious?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/jandakot/cars-vans-utes/1971-holden-torana-lc-gtr-number-matching-car-no-spend-/1126462460
Who ran on jimmies dick suckers? When did the 8roper meme die? Is jimmy still kill? Did we ever get the videos from the fire?
>>16031949
no fuck off it's not going to happen SA is dead
>>16032132
ah fucks sake I meant to say ran off but tying is hard
>>16032132
>>16032135
he ran himself off for being such a fucking retarded idiot
>>16032134
>t. Some fuck head from the east coast
>>16032151
stfu fag ill throw your poojet away.
>>16032156
Eat a dick cunt, go do some shard and steal a skyline
>>16032165
Shutup harold you old fart. Your brain is a chicken nugget.
>>16032167
Fuck off Barnes, come jerk me off for your business
>>16032173
At least i'm not a chicken nugget.
Has anyone ever walked into a Holden dealer wearing a Ford shirt?
>>16032192
Yes. I bought a Ford instead.
i just bent the pushrods in the valiant when i was taking it out for a spin. i need to park it for a while and get a new car asap and fix the valiant right.
>>16032192
I wonder if anyone's walked into a Holden dealer wearing a Daewoo tee-shirt.
Starting to see a few Tesla's around in Perth now.
What do you guys think? Car of the future paving the way for where cars will go. Or just a meme fad that will die off soon enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwC92t2yQ4
>>16032200
they dont look 2 bent mate slap em back in she'll be right
>>16032026
hj's is superior, good man
>>16032209
Dirty bird rules them all tho
>>16032204
Not a car I'd be interested in owning, but the electrical angle is interesting.
Plus its kind of put a fire under the big manufacturers
>>16032130
>inline 6
>>16032216
*rod knocking in distance*
>>16032222
cheque'd cunt
>>16032202
>Daewoo
The true choice of a shard connoisseur hard up for cash
>>16032222
Now this is pod racing.
>>16032216
jan 11 whoop as wednesday?
>>16031949
Willunga hill is a bit too south, don't you think? Something a bit closer to the city would suit more people, but all the hill roads near the city are either over crowded or have coppers revenue raising
>>16031703
noice
didn't have that one
>>16032274
Possibly, but it's a bit far away from now to know if anything will come up or not.
Found replica E3s for 1100 brand new wheels and tyres fitted and supplied. Should I jump on this deal or wait for some used genuines to come by?
>>16030286
Me too, feelsgoodman. Probably helped that I sold my "hektik" p plate Impreza for a stock Liberty GT
>buying first car
>want to buy something sporty but not sporty enough to attract unnecessary attention
what do i buy /dat/?
>>16032504
excel
>>16032509
pretty sure i'd just be attracting everybody named jimmy with that car
>>16031849
Lol someone got cucked by an indian.
>>16031949
Would be up for one, my car is a mess at the moment and it looks like crap. Oh well
>>16032504
miataX5
>>16031711
After seeing how most people treat work cars when nobody is looking, I'd never buy an ex-work vehicle no matter how cheap it is.
>>16031873
>Telstra technician supposed to show up at 4pm yesterday to get my internet up and going
>knock off work early so can be home in time
>cunt doesn't show up, not even a phone call or anything
>>16032466
>Paying 1100 for reps
>gotta drive my mum to the airport at 4:30 am
>she wants me to wake up at 3 and get ready
>fuck that
>just stay up all night
boi i die
>>16034202
If someone needs me up at a certain time like that, I'd be completely fine.
>>16034307
i'd be more tired if i had woken at 3am than staying up all night 2 b quite honest
>6:30
>fucking pajeets next door start up a bunch of chainsaws and start taking down this huge tree
>shut window to block out chainsaw noise
>then they start the huge fucking woodchipper which sounds like a helicopter landing on the house
so much for sleeping
>>16032504
>a fucking Corolla
AE112R. 1.8l turbo FWD shitbox.
>>16034515
literally slower than a 4age corolla
>>16034632
That's the price of not looking sporty enough to turn heads.
It's also much cheaper than an AE111.
>>16034632
>>16031849
>friend has Indian tenant
>Pajeet has gf back home
>tries to scab our weed and asks where the brothels are
>>16034670
was that meant to be an Integra competitor or saomething?
>currently on hold for Centrelink
anyone want to place a bet on how long it will take until they pic up?
just approaching 10 minutes on hold now as I type.
>>16034814
I guess. It's a pity Toyota didn't develop a FR platform for it but it filled the gap of Toyota's sporty FWD model till the seventh gen Celica came.
Sixth gen Celica a shit, especially as it's impossible to find a sixth gen GT-Four here.
>>16034815
2 hours and 15
>>16032504
Twin cam excel
>>16034861
Just past 21 minutes.
Fuck me this is stupid.
Also the classical hold music is driving me nuts.
>>16034815
94 minutes
What's some decentish bourbon? I've only drank wild turkey before and wanted something average to get a taste for different drinks.
>>16034883
35 currently.
I keep forgetting that I'm waiting for it to be answered, it's just become background noise for me.
I'm so zoned out that I'll probably shit myself when they do answer.
finally off hold 53 minutes
>>16034815
I'll put $10 on you being there for at least half an hour, probably closer to 45 min desu.
Total call time 61:37.
>>16035056
Maybe 94 minutes wasn't a long enough guess
>>16035082
Fuck misread that
>>16034933
Buffalo trace is good priced stuff
Elijah Craig is my nice stuff
how the fuck do i increase an engine's redline?
15k rpm excel engine would be pretty hektik
>>16035122
>buffalo trace
I see people complaining that it's been watered down to 40% here in aus. Is that noticeable?
>Elijah Craig
Looks great, bit expensive right now though so I'll keep looking. Deffs going to get that down the road
>>16035157
It's complicated. You can't just override the redline and continue revving as your either valve float, vibrations or just sheer fucked will kill you engine. You won't get any extra power anyway as the ports are designed for a specific range. If you pull up a excel dyne chart the power will just keep dropping as you rev up.
If you seriously want to try it's an expensive task. You must strength, lighten and rebalance every moving part, completely rebuild and port the head, likely need to upgrade injectors all for less power than a dodgy turbo and 3x as volatile
>>16035157
Higher quality internals that can take the stress of increased speed, particularly harder valve springs that snap shut faster. Lower overall mass of moving parts also helps which is why small displacement motorcycle engines and shit get so high.
How long can you go without renewing your license before you need to redo tests? Barely leaving the house right now so haven't bothered for the last month of 2 and have just been keeping to local roads to avoid coppers
>>16035200
>>16035196
so i'm guessing custom parts are on order since performance excel internals are rare as rocking horse shit
>>16035278
Just 4G63T swap it like normal people
>>16035302
no way dude i want to be the special snowflake who will also probably get the car stolen within a month
>>16035315
If you want moar revs, buy a motorcycle.
You probably won't see north of 10k, even with 20k's worth of sikk engine mods and all the driveability (and probably durability) of a 2-stroke dirtbike.
You could (as in, with enough money you probably could) swap in an F20C from an S2000, but at the end of the day you're sinking retarded amounts of money into an Excel.
>>16035395
how about a 13b
Any S170 crown owners here?
It's pretty nice at the Gold Coast right now lads
>>16035541
Some of the photos might not be the best quality since I actually could not see the phone screen be due to the sun and wearing sunnies
>>16035554
This Torana was so fucking clean tho guys
>>16035541
>>16035554
Nuts
>>16035559
Boomer tier
>>16035541
>engine weighs a kilo for every horse it pumps out
why
Oops forgot I was gonna dump images
>>16036385
>>16036396
>>16036402
>>16036280
>45kg engine
>45hp
Bikes are the same.
>>16036410
>>16036474
>>16030988
A trillion lions is a LOT m8
>>16031025
Naa
>>16036485
>>16036504
>>16036519
I just had to snap this beauty
>>16036523
>>16036547
>>16036554
Asking for a friend. Can a honda cbr250r (the old one) blow flames out the exhaust? Could it be tuned to?
>>16036564
>>16036570
True nfs here
>>16036573
>>16036573
>licence plate in front of intercooler
>>16036583
>>16036593
>>16031514
True that. Newer and expensive seems to keep them away. I thought my Maloo would be a total heatseeker at my age but they completely ignore me.
>>16036601
Chromefest is on here this weekend. went and had a look earlier. its just the same muscle cars and hot rods that are always there. and all the owners are 60 year olds wearing rockabilly attire.
>>16036612
>>16031711
Driller here. Do NOT buy ex mining vehicles EVER. they get treated like shit. Only do it for sub $2000 and only if you plan on beating it up too.
>>16036619
>>16036565
BUMP for a very important question.
>>16036628
>>16036634
The trophy trucks are pretty fucking cool tbqh
>>16036488
What do you expect them to do to a giant flaming ball of gas with a hate boner so large it's out of this world?
>>16036565
If it's been decatted, probably.
>>16036634
Damn, that's some big fucking tubbos!
>>16036691
>Current year
>Operating a vehicle that has a cat installed from factory
Disgusting cunt, its like you care for the environment and shit you dirty hippy
>only ever driven gutless pieces of shit
>get taken out sliding in a VE SS ute today
Fuck me it's insane being in something with any power at all after just being in crap, sliding without even trying
Shit had me peaking
>Buy new wheels for my VY
>Drive home from shop
>Realise one of the lug nuts are so loose that I just screw it off with my hand.
Would this do any damage at all in a 30 minute drive?
Also I don't have a torque wrench, how tight do I need to tighten the lug nut?
>>16037005
>one lug nut loose
You are good for now. Find someone with a torque wrench asap though.
Would buying a new Fiesta ST to learn manual on be a dumb idea?
I have the spare cash since ei have no friends and don't go out or anything
>>16037005
Don't need a damn torque wrench, just tighten them up firmly with the wrench.
>>16037021
Buy a $500 shit box to learn stick, then work out whether spending 20k on a car is worth it.
>>16037021
or should I get a base vf2 ute for $25k
>>16037005
Nigger you serious?
You can run with 3 lugs let alone nuts if you need to.
>>16037005
>torque wrench
Bottem it out then give her about 2 nang nangs n she'll be sweet
>>16034815
You're lucky that a lot of it is done online these days and it's quicker by far, used to average a 40-90 minute wait but the last few times I had to deal with them I got through within 10 minutes.
>coworker who is Mechanic/Maintenance offered to put my new shocks and springs in and fix all the other shit wrong with car for a Bottle of Jacks as long as I help him do all the shit
Fucking sick cunt, Just saved me a couple of hundred.
>>16035541
>no valiants
D I S G U S T I N G
>>16037082
Watch yourself cunt, funny things can happen under a car. It starts with the both of you brushing hands as you go to grab the same nut, then next thing you know his gudgeon pin is up your conrod and you are pistoning away at each other
>>16037100
Only gay if the balls touch.
>>16037104
Fuck mate it's possible there will be ball joints if they're near the suspension. Should I wear a CV boot to be safe?
>>16037013
>>16037031
>>16037039
>>16037050
I just went outside, got the cross lug wrench and tightened as tight as I could by hand. Cheers boys.
Here's a little sneak peek of the wheels.
>>16037140
Should've got Dark Argents desu
Nothing like 110km/h pulls on quiet suburban streets
>>16037163
I would have gotten dank asians if they fucking fit on my car. Are you the same cunt every thread telling me to get dark asians? i'll bottle you
>>16034815
I just gave up and went in.
>>16037257
>Heading past old primary school
>Bunch a kids waiting for their camp bus
>queue me doing a first gear pull
>bounce off dat 19k redline and see kids cheering in my mirror
Nothing warms my heart more than encouraging the next generation of hoons. Shame I cant wheelie, have to settle for making loud noises instead.
>>16037306
You poor man. I went their once and nearly got bash by the abos squatting out the front asking for durries. Pulled a knife because I said I didnt have any.
>>16037313
Get a real bike you fag
>>16037313
Me and my mates are the opposite, we yell "FUCKING GAY CUNTS!!" at school kids from a fast car full of rowdy boys!
>>16037328
>Real bike
More like real pigfat. I'll keep my lightweight 2fiddy, sounds better than whatever shitshow you own.
>>16037330
You cunt. People like you confused the shit out of me as a kid. No one can actually hear what you say. Drop a skid and hektik dose instead.
>>16037336
oh trust me you can hear us when one of us is sticking his head out and yelling at the top of his lungs.
The hectic skid comes right after that tho.
Aren't you still a kid?
>>16037330
that photo feels like a domestic in progress
>got a grill in the hitchhiker murdererâ„¢
feels good
If I am a non-hoon who drives the speed limit and shit, is there a reason why I should get a v8 over a v6 variants?
Talking more about the vf2 commodores
>>16037386
A V8 will help get rid of your lack of hooning and put more skids into your life
>>16037386
>reasons to own a v8 if you're a non car enthusiast
better torque, easier towing, better parts availability with murrican cars using the same engine, hills, overtaking ability, highway driving has low RPM's which for a lazy v8 with hundred of feet of torque makes them last longer since they're understressed all the time, better resale etc.
plenty of reasons to own a v8
>>16037386
V6's eat timing chains.
You bought that SS wagon yet?
>>16037386
hoon at the speed limit yo
>waiting on parcels
>Local bird does the deliveries comes by at 10:18
>Go back inside
>Come out front a few minutes later
>toll van pulling out of driveway and takes off
>carded at 10:22
Fucking cunts
anna meares's ass...
ho lee shiit..
>>16037556
Who dat? Is she the big brother contestant who have her bum dance?
>>16037496
>V6s eat timing chains
I didn't realise it was still 2007.
>>16037576
>timing chains
What year is it? All real enthusiasts uses timing gears
>>16037579
Belts and chains are for plebs.
>>16037579
>What year is it?
It's the year when V6s stopped eating timing chains almost a decade prior.
>>16037575
>>16037660
Yeah. I found out she is a cyclist fuck. Bet she clogs up my fucking tooogays
I was thinking of Sara-Marie Federer, that slut gave me so many lil boyboners.
>>16037313
Still pick my brother up from school and egg his stupid p plater mates on to behave like dickheads in my turbo hoon barge
>>16037793
>>16037818
>scrolling Front page
>see this
>>16037679
that chick was just a dumb fat uggo
Goddamit mods wake the fuck up
>>16037984
oh boy, what the fuck is going on
>>16037550
I've been lucky where I live and have been getting my boxes delivered without trouble.
>be sparky
>get a new apprentice from the agency
>first day meet him
>has a shit attitude, acts like he knows everything after 4 months of being apprentice
>rocks up to work the next day
>see his car
>driving a ralliart colt on p plates, stanced with stickers all over it, bbs reps, shitty droney exhaust
>start asking him about it
>"yeah bro last week I fuckin chopped a ve ss"
>engine mods are an exhaust and a pod filter
>kek
>tells me he vapes but not at work because he doesn't want to ruin his expensive vape
>he's not even an ex smoker
>tells me he's ordered a new sticker for his car of squidward dabbing
>literal embodiment of stance
He got so upset when all the boiz started giving him shit, he even had a cringeworthy number plate kek.
>Find old photo of Dad's VL
>He says he literally cried when he had to sell it
>Show him pics of VLs with bonnet gauges and 17inch chrome wheels
>Is disgusted and visibly recoils
>"No respect for the car"
God he fucking loved that VL. Pic related was his.
>>16040426
someone should take a mint boomer mobile and rice the fuck out of it
then take it to a boomer car show
>>16040440
reee
>>16040452
obv not ruin the car i mean glue on spoilers and a fart cannon shit like that
>>16040426
>that slight rake
>those louvres
>that good condition original paint
I always thought that i'd just dream and never actually buy a VL because they're an old primitive commodore.
I don't care anymore, I want one, thanks mate.
>>16040461
CHICKEN
you must commit
>>16040426
Have a pic of a stocker!
They where well liked by a lot of people, used to know a couple of ex-coppers who used to have them and they where pretty fond of them- better balanced car than the V8's. Course they where not without some fairly bad flaws like a chassis like a wet noodle and not exactly good suspension, but for the 1980s most everything was a bit shitty anyway. Friend had the V8 Calais VL + 5 spd and after we spent months cutting out rust, fixing up shitty panels and overhauling the engine it was a pretty pimping bit of work... god it was a LOT of work too!
>>16040440
I want to turn a 1st gen Mustang into one of these and RB swap it in the hope that any boomer that sees it has a rage-induced heart attack and the market becomes flooded with cheap classics.
>>16029953
Now thread is up, lads.
>>16041047
>>16041047
>>16041047
>>16040289
what was the plate? lol
don't have to post exactly how it is. Just what it supposed to say