Literally anything parking thread.

>>16015549
Maybe he is blind? Did you think of that you inconsiderate prick?

>>16015555
But then how could he walk?

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>>16015555
Nice quads.

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What even happened here?

>>16015549
>DONCARE

>>16015564
not all blind people can't walk

stop being disabilist

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I was fucking mad.

>>16015565
My cuntsalad neighbor parks like this, and she never gets towed.

>>16017302

Did you mess with the car? Even in a non destructive way?

>>16015549
i guess he
>DONCARE

>>16016349
This is some autism level shit to get triggered enough to take a pic of and try to post. There's no one parked remotely close to him and he's barely even in the next space - literally like 3 inches.

>>16016349
OH NO IT'S STEPPING ON THE LINE

>>16017524
There was cars on both sides and the car the one right next to him had just pulled out. Either way if you park like that you're a fucking idiot.

How to learn how to park? I get very nervous while doing it.

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>>16017409
Like, how the fuck is someone so careless

>>16017479
>middle of vacant lot at night

Who cares

>see parking thread
>click because parking is my job
>it's my day off and I'm browsing funny parking pictures
>ARBEIT MACHT FREI

>>16017479
>>16017750
this

Normal people don't document this shit brah.

>>16017771
>parking is my job

What ?

>>16015565
Of course he is towing a jet ski.

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>>16017866

>>16017720
yeah those dead trees in the background are a real mess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZwSIrMLmk

>>16017862
>>16017866
>>16017876
land of the free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o63nTLItRs

>>16018005
Something like this happened to me a few weeks ago, a truck gave me maybe a foot and a half of room.

>>16017660
>dere wuz carz and da car da one right dere
You're clearly the idiot here.

>>16018005
>>16018106
>t. fatties

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>>16018171
someones projecting

>pic related, you

>>16017750
>vacant lot at night
Clearly morning and there is one empty space between him and the next vehicle

>>16018171
in what world is ~1.5 feet enough room to open any car door.

>>16018189
You've never even seen the lemon tree episode

>>16018209
A world where your waist size is under 40

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>>16018215
the implication was sour, he's eating a god damn lemon.

>>16017720
They do it intentionally so no one can park next to them and ding their car.

>>16015555
>>16015549

Nah he's definitely deaf. You can tell because he apparently thinks a Subaru with a fart can sounds good.

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I find this funny and it also bothers me a bit. Corvette is in the middle of a spot, his parking is fine. Its either "JUST A PRANK BRO", people who own shitboxes and either want to inconvience the guy or envy him.

Either way that corvette owner is going to have one hell of a time getting into it.

>>16018250
Or he'll just hop in through his t tops and peel out of there flipping the bird

>>16017669
Try not being a faggot

>>16015549
Must be a mental handicap

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>mfw scratched my car parking in a tight spot today
The other guy was really nice about it tho, so it's somewhat more fine.

>>16017720
>Like, how the fuck is someone so careless
Some people park like that at our public library lot. They don't want someone dinging their car and they know the library has a policy of not towing cars until they talk to the car owner. Thus, it is like a guarantee the car will NEVER be towed. So they do it with impunity here.

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>>16018250

>>16018171
You're right. I just stood there and cried until the truck left so I could squeeze my generous waistline back into my car.

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>>16015549 >>16017876 >>16017302

Deal with the problem in a non-destructive way. Many cars have a loop handle. So move a shopping cart next to the car and ziptie a shopping cart to their door handle. I carry long zipties now and it is very quick to do.

>>16018209
Don't listen to him. I just went out in the garage and opened my door 1.5 feet to see what it is like. One of my nicknames at work is 'Skeletor' and while it's definitely possible to get in, I would probably be scuffing the paint or bumping my door against the adjacent vehicle. It would absolutely piss me off to have to do it.

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>>16018279
lucky you. scratched a co-workers car and didn't realize it. instead of coming to me she reported me to security and i had to file an insurance claim for $700 to have her car fixed. She thought I was retarded... I honestly had no idea my bumper snagged her. I have terrible spacial awareness.

>pic related

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>>16018305

>>16018195
>being this autistic to care
There is clearly an entire empty lot still

>>16017824
>what is a valet?
Autism/o/s in full force today

>>16015581
I imagine 4 polacks got out of it and lifted it into position

>>16018250
>american getting squeezed by japs

>>16018371
>I honestly had no idea my bumper snagged her.

I've been in my car before and someone hit it. I chase after them and they finally stopped rather than risk a hit and run charge due to a witness. But they stuck to their story of "felt like a pothole" as they refused to admit they hit my car. Once they realized I had no witness, they then boldly lied they didn't touch my car at all and took off. SUPER freedom loving americans. Gotta love them.

>>16018250
some people are begging for marbles in their gas tanks

>>16017302
>Florida plates
GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE

>>16017898
HOLY SHIT I DON'T EVEN-

>>16018671

http://globalnews.ca/news/2782046/video-of-porsches-poor-parking-job-helps-catch-hit-and-run-teen-driver/

>>16018695
HOLY SHIT HE HAD CRASHED IT THE SAME DAY, EVEN THAT OLD ASIAN WOMAN IS LAUGHING AT HIM, JESUS HELP ME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xvseWxpQg

Do you think the people are laughing harder than they would be if it were a common car, just because of the pleasure of seeing some rich boy trying to look tough acting like a fool? It's so embarrassing.

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>>16017898
>"Yeah he got it in"

>>16015565
A guy at my last job would park like this. Apparently, he didn't have enough room at his house, so he just tows around his project cars everywhere, and takes up five spaces in every single parking lot with the trailer and his truck.

There was also the guy in an Infiniti coupe with the badges removed who would park right over the line.

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>>16017898
>chinese
Color me surprised

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>>16018592
have you ever seen a fuel sending unit? marbles wont do shit. might cause one hell of a racket though

no idea about bleach/sugar though

>>16017479

Some guy parked a truck that is too big for a normal size spot across multiple spots in an empty parking lot! Time to 'sperg out and take pictures!

>>16019132
I park like this (obviously not in handicap) with my truck and trailer at work. Where the hell do you want people with vehicles too big for parking spaces to park? There is absolutely nothing wrong with parking like this near the back of the parking lot.

>>16019185
It's not to mess up the sending unit, it's to destroy capacity but it takes a lot of marbles and a fair amount of time-not something you do in Wal-Mart parking lot

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>>16019343
wait, you're saying you're going to displace ~5 gallons worth of volume in marbles? that sounds interesting as fuck.

I've always heard idiots saying Ping-Pong balls will get sucked up by the fuel pump and cut off flow, stupid shit like that.

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>>16019185

Is that a Walbro?

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How many of you here even know how to parallel park? I was pretty proud of this, 4 points, very close to curb.

>>16017669
Mark an x on the ground or something or use some sort of market that's not a bump so you cant feel it. Then try putting each tire on that spot. Check how you do when you think you've got it. Bam now you know your car feels

>>16019185
>>16019343
>>16019552
It's so it makes a shit ton of noise and they have to pay a shop 60-120 dollars an hour to drop their gas tank and drain it to take some fucking marbles out. It's supposed to just inconvenience them

>>16017391
In the residential parking near uni there's some douchebag who leaves notes on peoples windshields that reads "please don't park here we need the space" even though they only have two cars.

They had all their bins on the street spaced out to cover their curb (illegal btw) then eventually they just got a huge trailer that takes up all the parking

>tfw you walk by their lifted truck and let your cheap plastic watch drag across the paint and scratch their shit up

>>16019656

>Dropping a tank for 120$
>Not doing it on a work night in an hour

Why not just attach a chain to their axel like in American Graffiti

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>>16015549
>cable style bike lock connecting the handles.
Only the driver side though. You still want them to be able to get out of the spot, but it makes it really really difficult for fatties to climb in through the passenger door.

>>16016349
there clearly is a problem with parking like a retard. if you cannot manouver your vehicle to sit between the lines you shouldn't have a license

>>16017876
>MN
not even a little surprised

>>16018258
and then hit a curb

>>16019741
>damaging someones car because they dont want cars parked in front of their property
wow
get fucked

>>16015573
How is that even possible?

>>16018346
>deal with the problem

how does that deal with the problem

all it does is further convince an anarchist that they are surrounded by sheeple and drive them closer to an eventual mass shooting

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>>16019810

>>16018234
still faster than your cumaro

>typical shitain camaro owner whos only argument are muh feels and muh sound

>>16019745
Fucking security cameras

>>16016848
It's called ableist, you troglodyte

>>16019623
Not me, lol.

>>16015554
HOW

>>16020671
Maybe he built the brick wall around it

>>16015554
that car wasn't driven into that spot, it's not physically possible

>>16017524
I dont know why youre defending a prick that doesnt know how to simply park his car between 2 lines. It also show the lack of care he has for that semi-expensive car because parking like that is just asking for door dings. I bet if someone did park to the left of him he would throw his door open just because hes so smug.

>>16017302
I don't see any parking lines

>>16019815

General retardacity could be considered a handicap.

>>16020671
>>16020817
It's possible, but it would require a LOT of patience forwarding and reversing an inch at a time. I guess it's much easier to spend tens of minutes doing this as a prank than undoing this.

>>16019859
He must have fallen in from the top

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Can YOU do this?

>>16019815
fucking canadians

>>16019859
Front end hits, lifts up back end to the right, then comes back down between the poles.

>>16019859
Must have run into the tree and done a bit of an "endo" where the back end came up in the air, then it came down against the pole

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>>16020671
>>16020785
It's actually fairly easy

>>16018346
>non-destructive way
What sort of pussy are you?

>>16020854
>retardacity
so what mental handicap do you have?

>>16020897
That house is fucking ridiculous.

>>16020897
Little high, little low

>>16020897
Fucking Japan.

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I got a couple old photos

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>>16021246
This happened in a parking lot that is almost always at 100% capacity — I lucked out with a small car.
>tfw now I drive a BMW
It's actually even smaller than the 244.

>>16020897
how do you get in or out the car?

>>16021288
Through the back, methinks.

>>16018228
>no one can park next to them

I can probably get my shitbox SUV in there with a couple of inches to spare.

>>16020897
Leave the nose of my car sticking out of the garage? Sure.

>>16018005
There is plenty of room to get into that car.

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he went to starbucks

>>16021479
>mercer island
Everyone there is a prick

>>16017479
>empty lot
>buttfuckingcrack of dawn

end your life lmao

>>16021482
lmao wasnt expecting anyone on here to know mercer island. but yes, you are right. especially the fucking piece of shit cops

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An old korean lady was in a rush for them deals on Kimchi.

>>16021479
Why? Didn't park between the lines?
It doesn't look handicapped still because there's no sign on the building like the spot to the left.

Some guy parked his car too close to my driver's side door and I had to get in through the passenger side. I gave him two nice hits. Did I do good?

>>16019741
Nigger that shit aint "residential parking for uni" its you, the bum college student, parking in front of somebody's house, dont ever think you have the right to park in front of somebody's house, because in that situation its your car that's fair game

>>16021529
No, you were incredibly passive aggressive. You're woman tier now.

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>>16020906

>>16021537

>passive aggressive

My one character flaw.

>>16021529
Woah you physically assaulted him for parking too close?

One guy pulled up to my freshly repsrayed car in some 2016 looking sierra, and his kid kicked open the passenger door and left a ding+paint on my door, i demanded he pay me but he pulled the me no english routine, he already knew i was gonna get my ding back and soon as he walked into the restaurant, lol.

Instead of being a facebook tier fag and using the old" ziptie a shopping cart to the door handle" make a chain of zipties (the tough black ones and literally need a razor or wire cutters to remove) and bind the front door handle to the rear, he wont be able to swing the door open without either breaking a ziptie or something like that

>>16021589

Dinged his car.

>>16020820
or maybe he was in a rush and didn't fucking care. they're lines on the ground, you can always come back later or leave it if you know the parking lot never fills to capacity or if there's a guy with a motorcycle who can take that spot.

assuming people who don't do things "right" every time are just stupid and asking for some sort of corrective action is for the most vile persons

have some empathy and mercy. go to church.

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>people who can't park
Why? I understand parallel parking, but even driving my F250 Double Cab parking isn't hard.

>>16021515
How does that even happen with no visible damage to the car? It's like someone lifted it up and set it down on the wall.

>>16021529
>Did I do good?
No you did bad. It was petty and accomplished nothing.

>>16021956

Allowing people to continue their asshat behaviour with no consequence accomplishes nothing.

You did good.

>>16021968
>consequence

What, the little ding on the side of their car they may not even notice for months, if ever? Good job, really taught them a lesson.

>>16021529
>not slashing all 4 tires and breaking in to slash the spare
>not breaking every window
>not using construction paint to write a message on the car
>not planting a prank bomb under his car that detonates upon ignition
>not peeing in his cabin air filter
>not removing their headers
>not putting a rotting animal in the engine bay

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F150 is mine, our parking spots are very small and the new neighbor fucking sucks shit at parking. most irritating part is that I literally followed her into the parking lot, she saw me struggling to get into my spot and did nothing about it. and on the other side of her spot is the curb that she was about 4' away from.

>>16017840
That's a WaveRunner you fucking tard. Jet Ski is a Kawasaki trademark.

kys

>>16015565
You need to quit that shit Kenny. You'll never get back into the big leagues with attitude like that.

>>16021479
Fucking mercer island cops don't get me started. They have some fun backroads there tho. Nice twisties

No picture, but i do have a story. I work at a major mass market retailer. One day i walk across the parking lot to the building and i see a recent, nice, BMW sedan parked in the clearly marked fire lane next to the front doors. As i get closer i note there's a woman behind the wheel wearing a hijab? Is that the right word, a Middle Eastern women's head scarf thing. Yeah, i could see her face. I get a little closer and the car's license plate has a frame around it that says "Free Palestine." Uh huh, next time i see that car parked there i'm calling the law and telling them i fear its a VBIED.

>>16017866
>edina

oh no! the country club will not tolerate this sort of insolence!

>>16022616
How does he get out without looking awkward?

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>>16017876
>Chebby
>Minnesota

Some people don't know how to drive here and that's saying a lot since I'm only 21.

>>16021968
You retard

>>16021542
>>16019815
C U C K
T R U C K

>>16022779
no idea how people can stand parking bad

I get out of my car and I feel like I'm too close to the line and I got to repark or I feel like a tard
only exception is like trucks with trailers

>>16021993

Clearly you're not hitting hard enough.

>>16023106

What's wrong? Did someone mess up the soft top on your 20 year old Miata when you double parked?

>>16021278
Is that GMU?

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TRIGGERED

>>16017409

That smug fucking face

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>pull in perfectly straight every time
>never need to adjust
>can tell at a glance if a space is too small to leave reasonable door-opening room
>know exactly where my bumpers are and actually have depth perception

>pull into grocery store one day like I normally do
>get out
>guy sitting in neighboring car with the windows down has really wide eyes and mouth hanging open
>"dude you're an awesome driver"
>"thanks?"
>go on with my shopping
>look at the front of my car when I come back out
>literally 3/4 inch between my front bumper and the car parked in front of me
Wouldn't have even known if he didn't point it out. I park the same way all the time.

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Tried to park like a dick, failed.

>>16020934
God I love those things. Used to work in a cramped garage, they changed my life.

>>16023209
Yes

>>16023511
Holy shit that thing's clean as fuck though

>>16023790
Thanks, just picked it up, gonna fix the few issues there are and garage it in the winter

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>mfw my car is all fucked up from shitty parking
>too poor to do anything about it
No dents though, at the very least. Just scratches on scratches. Adds character though, I think.

>>16023511
aw11's are allowed to do anything

>>16018250
A friend of mine experienced this. He whipped out his paint stripper and spilled it on both the car's hood.

>>16023420
This one seems relatively harmless

>>16023420

Perfectly OK unless that space is needed to properly turn into the lot.

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>>16019820
>>damaging someones car because they dont want cars parked in front of their property

Some people don't like it for weeks on end.

Homeless people live in their car in front of a seattle woman's house for weeks. Of course they toss their trash out you know where. She gets fed up but talking to them is no use. They denied hitting her though so without witnesses the homeless got away with punching the homeowner out.

>>16020887
Grand theft auto much?

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>>16021482
>Everyone there is a prick
Agreed. But that is a high value area, so people are going to be like that there.

>>16018746
tha fuq, looks like he was ok in the beginning of the video

>>16020817
Not with that attitude

>>16019815
>ontario
ofc it is. fuck yeah bud

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>>16023120

>>16017479
AUTISM

>>16019552
Ping pong ball won't even fit in most tanks, and even if you manged to get one in it would just float on the gas.

>>16018715
>http://globalnews.ca/news/2782046/video-of-porsches-poor-parking-job-helps-catch-hit-and-run-teen-driver/
>Driver is 16 years old and does not have a license.

Not that it helps much. But maybe a bit.

>>16025819
>>16019552
>>16018592
tfw my '97 twingo is obviouslya premium car because it has lock on a fuelcap.

>>16024670
that's why damaging their car is fucking stupid

damage the occupant. if it's not worth damaging the driver over it's not worth anything.

>>16020897
LIKE A GLOVE

>>16019815
Dude is asking for 2 out of 4 tires to be slashed.

>>16025971
but imagine the fat fucks that didn't eat more garbage burgers that day

>im turnin around linda
>walkins too far an mah truck aint fit in the drive thru
>looks like its possum t'night
>alright cletus, you want them possums fried or grilled
>both

>>16024710
I dont see why its such an issue to complain a little about it?
More of a the system is broken we should fix that instead of a I HATE POOR PEOPLE thing going on there.

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???

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>Tfw new female coworker

>>16025999
Cute.

>>16021479
>>16021500

WAbro here, fuck Mercer so much, it's like Darrington became an island for fucks sake.

>>16020934
this seems like a bad idea.

what if the car starts rolling away.

>>16023420
I do this shit all the time, look at how close the asshat next to him would have been if he hadn't parked like that.

i've never seen such a collection of passive aggressive cuckoldry on the internet desu, worse than reddit.

>>16022476
reverse in, and park incredibly close to the line

>>16026114
Only use them on a flat surface?

What kind of paint stripper is powerful enough that a single spray will do some damage to car paint?

>drive an f150 for work
>it's always too big for parking spaces

What's less dickish: having the rear stick out into the parking space behind you or having the front stick out into the lane?
I fucking swear every civil engineer in my town has it out for big trucks or something

>>16026938
Aircraft paint remover, strips anything and it gel like too, so its like what napalm is to us, for cars or any painted surface

>>16025974
Thats canada though...