Sex in cars: Which car is the best car you have fuck in? Which

Grand marquis is the best I've fucked in
Nissan nx1600 was the worst but I made it work lol

>>16011484
First car I had sex in was a 1997 Ford Explorer. Pretty comfy, considering the space in the back after I laid the seats down.

I'm a 25 year old virgin.

>>16011511
I'll be you in 4 years. How is it?

>>16011511
Ever masturbated in a car?

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one of the best cars is probably a 740 wagon.

fucking thread gives me the feels.

>tfw breakup after many years of a somewhat toxic relationship
>tfw now over the wizard age mark
>tfw nice hairline is gone
>tfw feeling so empty and missing all the good things

not a virgin but to be on topic I have a feeling I won't a steaming hot car fuck ever again.
getting fit but still, the emptiness an loneliness is hurting like a motherfucker. even though it's probably better that way, there are things I will probably never find in a different person ever again.
>tfw having a thing for crazy bitches
it's a curse.

2003 Mazda Tribute. Pretty good when the seats are down and with a blanket and pillow. Not much headroom, though.

>>16011545
haha crazy bitch sex is best sex tho

>>16011570
sadly, I have to agree on that one.

99 Towncar.

I fucked in a Grand Marquis at midnight, in the rain, parked on a pitch-black single lane gravelly mountain road that my car had no business traversing.
It was magical.

I'm 6'7" and we made it work.

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>>16011549
>headroom

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>>16011621

will manulets ever learn

>>16011484
How do you pick up midget women? I've always wanted to fuck a midget girl

>>16011511
Can't be worst than me. I can't even talk to girls. i have no idea how Eliot Rogers couldn't talk to girls since at least he was good looking.

>>16011787
With both hands.

>>16011787
Kek, it is an experience. I told a mutual friend I thought she was cute, said mutual friend set us up. Since I'm 6'1", we looked like a circus act walking around. She was 4'2".

IDK if there's a "trick" to it, really. I just treated her like a normal person and didn't talk about height.

>>16011790
I live in a very transient area so the only grills around also work on the island. But I can't/refuse to hit on waitresses because I assume their flirting is just part of the job to get tips.

>>16011484
>implying

>best
Hyundai excel, deceiveingly roomy if she's riding you on the laid back front seat
>worst
S13 Silvia. Fuck that car for anything other than driving. No head room, edge of the bucket seats I had in it were uncomfortable, back seat entirely useless

>>16011509
R u me

Mine was a 96 exploder. Took the back seats out. Had a foamie and blankets. Shit was cash

>>16011545
Those bench-like seats in the back are comfy as fuck, Fogs the windows everytime

Tried to fuck in my ep3 but the bucket seats were not ideal.

Shifter on the dash and no center console makes bjs and hjs easy for them

Tell me more stories of fuck in car.

>best
my 1965 f250
>worst
tie between my mom's old e90 328i and my ex's old audi a3 hatch

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>>16013800

>best
My 2008 F250 crew cab

>worst
My 1996 Mazda B3000

I've never done anything sexual in a car besides

>touching a thicc latina girls pussy after a long day with no panties
>having my gf touch my dick through pants

>>16011511

35 year old virgin.
anything you want to know about your future?

>>16013938
have you ever touched a vagina?

>>16013951
Bag of sand

>>16013956
that's not an answer, a yes or no will suffice.

>>16013951

no, not since i was born.

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I have a futon mattress now..
Plus the head rest poles and the anchor points on the floor are perfect for tying restraints to :)
A suburban is pretty much the only thing I'll ever want anymore.
I can lay head to toe and still have the back seats up. I'm 5'11".

I had sex in a 01 cavalier, a 01 Volvo v70 and a 02 civic hatch.
I had sex in all my cars. ^~^
Cavalier was worst...

>>16013938
What do you drive?

>>16014029

ND Miata

I can only recall having sex in one car, the front seat of my dad's 85 Nissan 200SX, which was surprisingly comfortable considering I'm 6'2. I've been blown in probably a half dozen cars and they're all pretty comparable other than having the car knocked out of gear while driving.

My parents' 2005 Buick Rendezvous always made me cum early and my gf would get pissed. Been 4 months of no sex and gross Asian massage handjobs since we broke up ;-;

>>16011790
He bitches about girls not talking to him. The way I see it: he didn't even give an effort to talk to women. Just talk to some women at a party, in class, during lunch, etc. Say "getting pretty warm/cold, isn't it?" Then she'll reply with something, then go on.

>>16013807
You understand breh. Best and only for me is my 69 F250. Bench seats are blessed by the gods.

I've only had sex in one car and that was my e90 sedan

FUCK THAT

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>>16013966
Such a fucking cuck you can't recognize a joke. Fuckin A, man

I had sex in a Murano once. Would not recommend.

>>16014050
kek

>>16011787
I heard it's a little work.

Haven't fugged anyone yet, but I imagine that if it came down to it, the NB miats would not be as good as the FB RX7 I used to drive. That thing had enough space for at least one person in the rear cargo area

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