ITT: Post what car you drive and proceed to let everyone talk

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>>16010069

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Hard mode:
>no gay slurs
>no hairdresser remarks

Can you do it?

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i got it 3 years ago and i was naive about stealerships and cars in general

now that time has passed, i hate myself for getting a shitty car, but i like it because it's mine and basic

>>16010082
hey girl,
are you in HTX?

Pretty sure we fucked by the bleachers in HS.

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Okay.

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>>16010082
>can you do it?
no, but can you go one night without your boyfriends cock in your mouth?

>>16010082
Of course you're not a gay hairdresser.
Gays have better taste, and hairdressers wouldn't drive a convertible.

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>>16010069
Cheap asian shit copy of a Benz

>>16010082
Are you female?

Here is my car

>>16010100
so how so you like your sisters pussy, cowboy?

>>16010100
Why you still have a car? You cant drive since you second stroke

>>16010069
i can only make fun of you if its automatic.

>>16010082
>shitty aftermarket wheels
>wiper stopped in middle instead of parked

>>16010097
>boyracer/poorfag dipped badges
>bought a versa at all instead of a civic for 3k

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Too many stock images in this fucking thread to judge.

>>16010101
Except this one, I can't shit on this car.

>>16010075
kek at the gm sucks too

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1991 RX7 Convertible

Let the rotary hate flow.

>>16010116
Why no v8 bro?
Is it manuel? Do you even go track bro?

>>16010116
>can't turn
>doesn't even look good
>can not see out of
literally useless: the car

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>>16010127
I can't.

I just can't.

>>16010127
>vert
>S5
Worst combo

>>16010128
y-yes it is manual

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>>16010128
Yeah it looks like Manuel to me.

>>16010098
>>16010106

Male; htx sounds like an std, so no.

>>16010127
>no power
>unreliable shit engine
>sounds like ass
>looks dated
>guzzles fuel like a container ship

>>16010140
Haha nice one.

>>16010144
>knows nothing about rx7s
>spouts memes
Wew

>>16010130
Do it, Anon. It can take it.

>>16010134
I'd argue this, but I agree. I just really dislike verts. But hey, half the price, not 3 hours away, still a damn fun car for what it is. I couldn't say no.

>>16010144
>No power
Not compared to something these days, no.
>Unreliable
The engine is the ONLY thing that's been reliable to me thus far!
>Sounds like ass
Opinion
>Dated
Opinion
>Guzzles gas
Comparing that to waht I had before, lolno.

>>16010127
>convertible
No amount of rain is going to make your hair grow back, old timer.

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Roast me

>>16010156
> literally what's the point of this thread

>>16010110
I'm gay.

>>16010112
The new Trans Am commercial with him was depressing.

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2015 corolla
Manual trans
1.8 l vvti
Pls roast me

>>16010180

Nice Twingo headlights photoshop! Oh wait.

>>16010082
who puked on your car baby?

>>16010278
well how does your dads dick taste, fag

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>>16010069
Can't hate, it's what I want next.

03 G35 sedan 6mt currently

>>16010069

Wheighs as much as a small mountain.

>>16010295
How does it feel to be normal and boring?

>>16010354
Not him. But youre stupid

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2016 Kia Optima 1.6Turbo

Lesgo

>>16010069
>2012 Chevy Sonic

Roast me, reddit

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2013 BMW 128i

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>>16010082
BMW X3 2015 as casual
Ford Ranger 4.0L 2010 as work and fun

>>16010313
As good as my brother's, since they're the same person.

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>>16010069
2006 BMW 650. Got it real cheap. Pretty much my dream bmw and I'm extremely lucky to own one while I'm so young.

>>16010451
kek

>>16010458
Alberta / BC?

>>16010354
Pretty good. Get 40 mpg and it looks good. Insurance is low and i have a second car (an e30) which my dad and i have worked on for a little while. What car do you have?

>>16010416
1 series a shit. Literally the worst series, ugly as fuck and mostly driven by stupid sluts who frequently get their blinker fluid checked.

>>16010381
>Optima
My nigga, 2013 here, still pristine

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Feel free to tell me honestly what you guys think
Yes it's the SXT with the CVT transmission

>>16010082
slow

>>16010115
you drive a fucking ford focus take those stickers off.

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>>16010069
Fucking throttle lag. Daily'd a G25x for a whole year and the throttle was pretty laggy when accelerating from cruising speed to speeding up. Been hearing the same things about G37's of the same gen as well.
Nissan drive by wire sucks.

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Subaru SVX

>>16010115
I'll hit hard. You can't find aftermarket wheels that fit the bolt pattern.

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2.4jtd 100kw
Shit all over it

>>16010416
hows laying those keys on the counter at the local gay bar going

>>16010069
>I just got a big boy job and wanted to blend in with my fellow cuckolds at said job

>>16010082
>Someone told me Miatas are decent and I fell for it. One day I'll be able to get a real sports car

>>16010097
>I choose cars as well as I take pictures

>>16010100
>pretending to own a shitty bandit replica

>>16010101
>mom bought me this thing and I pretend that I like it

>>16010106
>>16010381
>>16010416
Jesus fucking Christ

>>16010115
>I think I'm quirky because I have a "performance" focus

>>16010116
>thanks for the Camaro, daddy! One day when I get out of high school I'll get my own that isn't the poverty edition

>>16010127
>all the coupes were out of my price range so I settled with a soft top

>>16010180
>I just like telling people I own a Mercedes, I always pray they don't ask to see it

>>16010295
>I'm a big boy with big responsibilities, so it's only new cars for me... hmm now what can I afford? oh, well Corollas are reliable! And the gas mileage! Yeah, great choice.

>>16010325
>I really wanted a 350z but this girl I fucked is almost due so I need the space for a car seat

>>16010464
That's the Colorado bro

>>16010547
yellow Punto here
bought it myself

>>16010565
>si señor

>>16010556
I would have just gone with what I said

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Fire away

>>16010574
I'm a grown man, I can stand for my own actions

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Come at me bros

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>>16010547
>I think I'm quirky because I have a "performance" focus

Oh that's good, I like that.

>>16010534
Please don't remind me of the pain, at least the factory wheels look good, just heavy.

>>16010524
Weebship transcends manufacturer nationality.

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4.3 V6, LS trim

>>16010589
its not about the weebship its that you drive the most pedestrian car on the planet and you have memetier stickers plastering the windows. git.

>>16010604
>most pedestrian car
>this in itself is a meme
>not putting meme stickers on a meme car
Step up senpai.

>>16010597
There's a V6 in that huge ass truck? Wow.

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>>16010597
>V6
>Truck

>>16010539
It will shit itself
>>16010530
Cool car bro
>>16010505
Nigger
>>16010416
Nice
>>16010127
Lower it and put some spacers on, looks like a monster truck
>>16010082
You need a new License plate

>>16010597
That shit looks very front heavy considering the engine. Worst fucking front end I've ever seen.

>>16010127
>I couldn't afford an FD

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Roast em up boys

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For those of you who probably are tired of me posting my car.

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>>16010597
>4.3 V6

That's a big V6... i'm guessing Vortec?

>>16010082
>so small a fart could blow it off the road
>not awd
>no power
>looks uninteresting
>everyone who sees a miata laughs in disgust

>>16010682
>I learned a word from America

>>16010671
Stereotypical 90s Japan sports cars

[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]

>>16010486
Damn right, I love it dude. You have the SX?

>>16010127
apex seals

>>16010682
The newest small black engine family is called EcoTec3

4.3 EcoTec3 is rated at 285hp / 305lbft

pretty close to the last gen 4.8 Vortec V8

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>>16010628
yeah, you can tell they designed it with mall crawler proportions in mind

from the side its not as bad but still front heavy

>>16010610
to be a "meme car" it has to be unique and stand out
trying to make your not meme car is a forced meme

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>>16010671

Enjoy tearing the whole engine apart when your apex seals take a shit

and

One late night alcohol fueled drift session will add this car the the ever growing pile of "drift missiles" held together with duct-tape and well wishes.


2001 Silverado LS

>>16010732
>to be a meme car it has to be unique
That's not what meme means anon.

>>16010742
>using the textbook definition and not using the vernacular
kill yourself mate

>>16010710

I wonder if those engines could make any kind of decent power turbo'd.

>>16010737
I would never drift the skyline

Well, that one at least. Have another ready to go for next month.

>>16010671
I can't. Anything I spout would simply be out of jealousy.

That said, enjoy your gas mileage.

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2010 sentra. Base model, except it has a CVT.

>>16010069

I drive 09 G37x

automatic and sedan

I don't care if people hate it because I fucking love it. I want to drive across the continent in this thing.

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5.0L Vee-Ate

>>16010871
I dont mind them but they're a cunt to work on

>>16010547
You're really into big boys, aren't you?

>>16010403
How's the reliability?
Pease tell me you got the turbo

>>16010180
Dont have to, Scotty Kilmer's already doing it for me

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Come at me bruh

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give me something I haven't heard before
>no pigfat skyline
>no boat jokes

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>>16010671
Gaijin in Nippon

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It's gonna be hard for you because my car is sssooooo great!
>>16011349
these things are suprisingly shit, i work at a for dealer and we've had a few that have dropped seats and blown up well before 10000 km, coworker just had one in with 200km with the rad pissing everywhere
>>16011281
even for a small bottom of range econobox sentras interiors are just shitty
>>16010505
these things are garbage, but as a mechanic i like seeing them because they are so low quality
>>16011782
nice fusion, fyi if you have any issues with your water pump the whole engine has to come out

>>16010325
>>16010547
Close enough. Wanted a 350z/G35 coupe but out of my price range at the time. Paid 4k for the sedan

>>16011873
We'll see in time, I've only heard good things about the truck which is why I bought it.

2003 kia spectra with a dozen soccer mom stickers scraped off the windows

>>16011823
Overrated

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I know, I know...but I still like it.

>>16010691
>>16010917
>>16011828
Y'all are shit at roasting cars

>>16011978
Fuck you

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Peugeot 406 coupé 3.0L v6
>Hard mode:
not mentioning country of origin.

>>16011928
AMG?
If not, go fuck yourself and get a proper Merc.

>>16011981
You especially

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>>16011873

T-thanks

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Be gentle.

>>16012075
We have to be, the fuckin thing will fall apart if we aren't

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2003 BMW M3 vert.

It has the SMG

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>>16010069
I have an 09

>tfw you realize there is no usb port on them pre-2010

>>16011873
I actually can't insult your car because I've been there before.

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This, but with a bunch of dumb weeb stickers and it rly needs new rims.

>>16012280
What kind of SMG, MP5? UMP? MP7? Or is it still rocking the good ol' MP40?

>>16012502
If you're not dicking around the Sequential Manual Gearbox AKA the worst transmission ever put in a car

>>16012005
>literally a moving road hazard
>actually safer when it breaks

>>16012442
Ayy lmao same, except mines a 2013 and im still waiting on my weeb stickies

>>16011928
literally absolute fucking hairdresser

>>16012534
Do the 2013's still have the cuter rounder hatch design?

>>16011781
>given the choice of a 2 door coupe from germany or japan
>goes with fucking korea
>literally who

>>16011349
honestly not much I can say about it. it's a fucking truck. looking at stale bread is about as interesting as this.

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pic is not mine, but yeah 1991 landcruiser

just fuck my shit up

>>16010724
It has to do with towing i think.

either way those square wheel arches look so shit

>>16012587
i actually can't.

you did good on this one.

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>>16012550
They kinda squared out a bit to match subaru and the late toyota matrix but I don't really mind it

>>16011928
Hi dad

2001 Volvo S60 T5 (the new ones are pretty shit tier).

>>16010381
DEAR GOD remove that dealership advertising from the back of your car!

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Sure, I'll play along. Here's my shitbox dodge.

>>16013831
This looks like it could have been in the movie Twister. Did you buy it from Helen Hunt - you manwhore you.

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I know you guys dont care about european cars :)

>>16014929
There's a lot of yuro cars I like but don't give much thought because we can't own them.

>>16013496
No red light tickets or bridge toll

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fuck my shit up

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>>16010069
Hey OP FUCK YOU

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'98 1.4 90KM Opel Astra

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>>16010069

There is nothing any of you faggots can say that I haven't said already.

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From a junkyard for a couple hundred. Hate on me

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Dacia Sandero

Fucking do it.

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Muh Ferd

>>16011873
>$4000 for a sunfire

What

>>16015454
it's cute

haha I win, faggot

Enjoy your 0.008% chance of getting a timing chain gasket failure and you get the P1002 code

>>16010069
You drive a car that is the definition of douchebag who lives off his parents