Well /o/, I've fucked up entirely. I think I fucked up my life and my parents are ready to boot me out of the house, this is all because of /o/'s favorite meme car, the AE86. My parents gave me spending money for graduating college with a score higher than a 3.5 GPA. I truly thought hard on what to spend the cash on and I was browsing craigslist's for weeks, then my parents suggested a nice sporty car that wouldn't break down on me. Lo and behold, I thought an AE86 would be a perfect car, especially after browsing /o/ throughout my college life.
So I began the hunt and went through countless rust boxes, "I know what I've got", "No low ballers" and "I know what've got!". After growing tired of searching I found the perfect "cheap one", it looked like a steal. I went to pay the owner a visit, it was some old lady whose husband had passed away and had the car sitting for quite a while, she didn't specify how long but it didn't matter to me being the dumbass I was, I didn't even ask what engine it was, where the rust spots were or any specific important questions about it. I bought the car straight away with pure emotion, I spent $7,500 fucking dollars.
>mfw I found out the car had the weaker 4AC engine and NOT an actual 4AGE Twin Cam
>mfw I was defected by police because of rust all over the rear causing the hatch to fly open when I was driving home
>mfw my uncle says he can definitely tell the head gasket is going to blow at any second
>mfw the CV joints are popping.
My parents are fucking mad and I'm stuck with this piece of shit Corolla, car looks like pic related.
> My sides
In all srsns paint it panda coloured and sell it on to some other weeb for 10k
>>16009219
this
You bloody nob head
You bought a car for memes? Good lord
Do people really just buy things without knowing what the fuck it even is
Dude how stupid are you
>>16009208
You graduated college, do you have a grown up job now?
You have 2 options. Sell the car and take the loss, or man up and put in some time, money, and sweat, and have a running toe gay machine.
Fix it up, paint it panda.
You're at lease 22 years old, it's time for you to grow up and quit being a little bitch.
>>16009230
Very.
>not recognising pasta
Sure smells new in here
>>16009208
(you)
>>16009208
Pasta would be more believable if it didn't involve a little old lady selling a meme car for obscene amounts of cash.
>>16009287
>>16009295
>>16009300
Stop same fagging
>>16009208
>LITERALLY FALLING FOR THE MEME.
FOREVER BOUND TO DRIFT IN THE VOID
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
>>16009208
That lady got you good.
>>16009208
>college
>3.5 GPA
These are Americanisms
>defected by police
This is an Australianism
>CV joints popping
Hmmmmm
Pasta detected.
>>16009295
Dank
>>16009577
Danker
>cv joints
>rwd lra car
>>16009208
(You) are a retard
>when you bought the hachi go
DEJA VU, I SAW THIS THREAD BEFORE
>>16009230
Apparently.
>>16009737
This.
>>16009208
Why didn't you have it checked out, you bought a car in excess of 20 yrs old and didn't spring for a $30 inspection first.
Lessons will be learned from this I hope, it's time for a good local mechanic to take over.
>>16010425
weebs do that
>>16009430
defecting happens in America u cuck
>>16009208
Here's your (You).