When was the last time you received yours?

I got a parking ticket in Santa Monica and at the SFV courthouse

>>16006775
They are brutal over there and Hollywood too. I know the feels anon.

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Summer 2014 in Pensacola, FL.
80 mph in a 55 zone
'14 Wrangler Sport-S 6-speed
$220

I have a radar scanner, but he was using laser, which you can only detect if it has already tagged you.

Speeding ticket, like 41 in a 35. I think I paid $55 online. I was carrying beer but had not consumed any at the time. This cop was annoyingly distracted by other motorists, like he knew that his time was being wasted.

The police are extremely lax around here so you get very complacent with your driving too.

I've gotten 2 speeding tickets in total, and they were times when I felt other vehicles were crowding me on the road and I had to escape.

Car was a B7 A4.

>>16006798
Oh shit senpai $220!!

Just got my first doing 70 in a 55 (fucking HWY22 shouldn't be marked a 55 to begin with) in my 07 Impala. Paid $160 but will probably pay the $60 "drivers Ed" course to keep my record clean

Was in a 96 mazda 323, got pinged at 122km/h in a 100km/h zone.
$250 ticket.

>>16006865
Yeah, I've gotten 8 tickets in 11 years and they've all been $185 - 310. I thought $220 was cheap for 25 over. I got a "reckless driving" one for drifting through an intersection at ~15 mph once that was $290 but I got that kicked out in court. I've been pulled over at least 25 times.

>Road tax.

>>16006767
>open road in serbia
>320 kmh in 80kmh area
>2008 m6
>bribed both dudes 200€ each

To be fair that part of the road used to be airstrip, and there is not single house in 5 km radius at least.

Few months ago i was pulled over 5 times in 8 days.

1 following to close - got in the other lane because cop had someone pulled over No ticket

2 spinning my tires - at the time i drove a 4500lbd AWD dodge magnum. most definitely cant spin the tires I've tried

3 Running a stop sign - this one i did. it was a cross walk stop sign i just didn't see no ticket

4/5 window tint - First cop have me a fix-it ticket second asked me who the hell gave me a ticket for window tint.

6 was before the above happened. 46 in a 45.... dick cop said he has to write me because college kids walk to there cars on the road.


2 years ago

pulled over for 81 in a 55 first time getting pulled over. got a full ticket for 81-55 it was like $200 something gave me 4 points on drivers license

>Small town WI
>Speeding
>99 ZRX

I got speeding 75 in a 40, operating outside my temps restrictions, proof of insurance and the registration was messed up. Totaled 9 points and 650 dollars.

Went to court and got it dropped to 4 points and 420 dollars. Town Attorney changed the tickets to 19 over and a non moving violation and dropped the insurance and registration.

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>>16006897
>320 kmh in 80kmh area
WTF senpai, are you insane???

>>16006767
never, every time I've gotten pulled over in my life I wasn't the one driving interestingly enough

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>>16006767
>local park
>ass fornicating in public(butt stuff)
>my 4 runner
>given a warning for the fornicating, but I got arrested for possession of marijuana
>paid court cost and 6 months unsupervised probation

I got one for going 45 in a 40.

Like every fucking one else in morning commute, I just happened to be last in the pack.

It was some chick cop in Lt. Dangle shorts.

Someone wolf whistled at her as she was walking to my car so at least that made me feel a bit better.

>Michigan

>driving along side a city cop
>6PM in winter, snowing
>light turns cop slams on brakes
>I don't slam on brakes and instead go through the interaction and stop at the next light which is very close.
>Cop pulls me over and lowers it to a cell phone ticket (I wasn't on my phone)
>I think I paid a little less than $100 online. The cell phone thing was a city law, so nothing went on my record.

>1999 Crown Vic LX

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> Covina California last October
> The light turned yellow, I had to turn right. I dropped a gear a floored it to take the corner hard. There was nobody in the intersection but the ground was some kind of tile so my tires squealed like mad. Then I realized a cop Explorer had just turned behind me.
>He gave me a red light ticket and let a friend pick me up because I admitted to having a few drinks. He actually drove my car to park it so I wouldn't get a parking ticket. He was a cop with a K9 and said he had more important things to do
> My Honda Fit
> Ticket was around $550 and I did online traffic school for $20 so it would show on my record to insurance.

Its kind of scared me straight. I save my dumb driving for backroads/mountains.

Never. Dude at work got one for using the car pool lane alone. $481 minimum

My first time getting a ticket was in Colorado

>Parker, CO
>Speeding 15 over the speed limit
>Mustang Gt
>$100

Going to the gym 5am, and I get pulled over at the same fucking spot i have been driving for a year and never seen a cop parked in this area, he was just sitting there 5am and got me for some BS speeding ticket when there is nobody on the road 5am on a sunday

>>16006940
Not my fault bro. Turbo folk really gets me going.

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>>16006985
Cringe worthy. His dumb ass didn't try this?

Middle of BFE, Louisiana
Going "17 over the speed limit" when I was only going 7
'07 Camry Hybrid
They wanted $190, it got thrown out for the officer lying,

Spring 2015, Westminster, CA
Did 85 in a 65 zone
Got off with $200 ticket later.
Drove a '97 Previa. The policeman didn't bother to check my insurance

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>Oceanside CA
>"Tailgating" in a merge
>2010 Mazda Mazdaspeed 3
>250$ and 2 points on my license

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>>16009716
Oh shit senpai

In California I got fined $200 for not having front plates when my state Arizona does not require it.

Around $300
2015 RAM 1500 Hemi
Los Angeles, CA
Doing 78 in 65 that had just changed speed limits from 75.. downhill.
Called him a beaner. Build the fucking wall

>>16006767
I've only ever recieved parking tickets. Downtown has some of the dumbest and most convoluted parking laws.

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>>16006767
>> The location
Elizabethtown, KY
>> The reason
80 in a 40
>> The car you were driving
'05 Dodge Neon SRT-4
>> The amount you paid
Don't remember the exact amount, 300 something. Years ago.

Never
Got pulled over going 100 in a 65 once.
The cop aggro-rushed my car but autismed out when I was apologetic and calm.
>J-j-j-ust be careful anon. You shouldn't be going that fast.
Didn't even issue a verbal warning. I think I threw him for a loop when I rounded the nearest exit and calmly parked in a safe place. Going so far as to honk so he could find me.

>>16006767
> The location
I-70 just east of Salina, KS
> The reason
Racing another car, highway patrol got around us and forced us both to pull over. It was on Thanksgiving day a couple of years ago and he was not impressed. Radar speed was 92 in a 75, but I think because it was the holiday he eased up a little and wrote us up for 85 in a 75, a non-moving violation in KS and doesn't count against you as long as you pay the fine
> The car you were driving
Lifted '98 Wrangler
> The amount you paid
I think it was about $180

What it should have been..
> The location
5 lane street, two each way and a turn lane in the middle. Speed limit 40 mph
> The reason
Racing a motorcycle around midnight on a weeknight, almost no other traffic on road. We were going about 85 when headlights came over the hill just in front of us. I tapped my brakes and realized it was a cop going the opposite direction. Were probably still going at least 70 when we passed him. Pucker factor hit maximum clench and I watched in the mirror for his lights to come on. He never even hit his brakes or anything, just kept going. The bike and I both punched it when we got over the hill and out of sight. I hit about 100 for a second and then braked hard and turned down a side street where I zig-zagged my way home. Passed another cop about a mile from my house and shit bricks again but he drove right by.
> The car you were driving
'14 Mustang GT
> The amount you paid
High blood pressure and a panic attack

>>16006767
> outskirts of a big city, a downhill road through a forest
>speeding, i was going ~92 km/h when there was a 70 km/h limit
>Toyota Corolla GTS AE88 (that one with left seat driving)
>around 10€, because the policeman wasn't a cuck and in our country is that a minimal fine

>>16006767
>> The location
I75
>> The reason
Passing on the shoulder
>> The car you were driving
Dodge neon srt
>> The amount you paid
$180 w/ driving school, guess "the other lane was in use and I wanted to pass" isn't an appropriate use of the shoulder.

He said he had to do 130 to catch me, but I was only going ~110 at best.

If he knew I was racing the sentra spec probably would've been a bigger ticket.

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>Houston
>88mph in a 50
>hyundai tiburon
>~240

>mfw 5th gear was out and my tires were bald so I was in 4th gear somehow going 88mph in a hyundai shitbox inline4

got video of the whole incident and I was in a 65mph zone doing 65mph. This piece of shit pulled me over and gave me a ticket to meet a quota.

>>16010822
What country?

Only ever got one.

>Car just got out of the shop after being in for 6 months.
>Washed it, looking really good.
>Coming home from a nice cruise, decide to do one last little sprint
>Pass a ford ranger, hit about 160 and i immediately notice a police car oncoming.
>Pull over before lights even came on, they thought for sure the car was stolen.
>Forgot to put updated insurance in car as well, when they found out it wasn't stolen they were real nice though
>$1000 fine for not having valid insurance, but if i brought proof it was valid they would drop that charge and only ticket me for 120km/h, awesome.
>Tell me to be careful, car is "powerful" and can be dangerous.

Brought in my proof, they dropped the insurance charge. Paid my ticket. About a month later got a cheque in the mail for the amount i paid. Apparently they dropped both charges.

They were super nice considering the circumstances.

>>16011551
Location and car i guess. NB Canada, 2007 E350

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>>16006767
>northern California
>cellphone ticket, driving without a license ticket (didn't know license was suspended)
>on my way to fuck a Bitch after work
>2015 Honda civic 5speed 1.8
>546$ still paying it off

>>16006767
>Mulholland (two lane scenic highway)
>speeding (going 50 in a 45)
>g35 coupe
>$235
I fucking hate cops. This guy was a dick.

99 in a 70, got marked down to 90. Hilly freeway, pig was sitting at the bottom of a hill. 2013 mustang

>>16006877
That's bullshit

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Southbound on 270 passing through Town and Country near St. Louis, Missouri at 11:27 PM
82 in a 60.
>pic related
About $269 for lawyer to reduce to non moving violation and no points on license

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>>16012024
No fucking way!!

>>16006767
>Virginia beach/Chesapeake
>late for my first day of work
>03 Silverado
>250$ for 19 over, reduced via Improper equipment from 26 (86mph)

2013ish

Midwest
Failure to signal a turn (was in a turn only lane at midnight with no one around, but couldn't tell the guy behind me was a cop thanks to foggy window)
96 Saturn SL2
i dont remember 60 maybe

>early 2015
>laguna hills
>parking ticket
->back when mom was still living in an apartment temporarily after divorce got finalized
->dark af
->had to park in the neighborhood across the street
->shit was packed
->found a spot
->late at night, super dark out, couldn't see shit
->next day
->notice ticket
->parking next to a fire hydrant
->look over
->see fire hydrant
->facepalm at myself
>MEMEZDA3 (RIP) (2007 Mazda3 i Touring 5MT)
>$35

>Be leaving downtown Annapolis picking up late night sushi at 1:10AM in 07 Ford Mustang GT
>Pass by State Police probably doing SPIDRE (drunk driving force) shit
>One cruiser pulls out and starts following me adjacently in the next lane
>Another cruiser gets behind a taxi behind me
>We both get pulled over
>Officer tells me my tag light is out
>Say "Would you mind if I took a look? I just got the car serviced so it shouldn't be out"
>I get out
>Look at tag light
>It's on and working
>Officer claims it isn't bright enough
>Next morning bring car to MVA to get officer to write it off for me
>Don't even change the bulb
>Officer laughs when I told him I didn't even replace the bulb the light was never out
>Told me the officer who pulled me over is a daddies money kid, he showed up the first day of police academy in a dodge viper and then bought a corvette after he passed the academy
>Paid 0 money and made more police friends

1998 V8 exploder
MT-191
96 in a 70
$135

same car, same road, 2 weeks later, 67 in a 55, written warning.

>>16011591
>bimmer driver in canada
>nice to cops = allowed to break the law

triggered

>>16006891
What do you drive

>>16006767
p plater here

i drive a turbo v8 engine swapped car

never gotten any pullover or ticket

speed everywhere
never had a fine
kek
>been driving/riding for 10 years now.

time and place kiddos.

>>16014410
This. I don't speed too much on roads I'm not familiar on so I don't have any police surprises for me.

>>16014347
An E350 is a Mercedes retard.

Im black from a certain east coast neighborhood.

I had some expired paperwork and was driving through a VERY rich white neighborrhood.

Expired paperwork for the car, the cop actually gave me an apple and went on to explain how to get out of the neighborhood, do I get faiten

>>16014398
But then are you really driving it?

Michigan, 93 in a 50. $265 bucks/3points. Thankfully happened in a city that doesnt take your license away for 26+ over.

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>>16006767
Never. Been driving for 5 years. I am not a nigger.

>>16006767
> The location
Highway exit near Barcelona.
> The reason
Driving in the shoulder of the road, bypassing a traffic jam.
> The car you were driving.
Ducati monster
> The amount you paid
100€ because I paid in the discount period. Was 200€.

And the guy kept telling me that "this is a highway its dangerous" when speed limit there is already 50 kmph.

I've paid like 500€ in fines in two years. Its awful.