SUV Thread - We hate them, but we must acknowledge them

>>16005908
It's not a Q7, it's a nice touareq

>>16005918
I rode in a guy's V10 touareg once, changed my mind on SUVs. God damn that thing was the shit. Handled like a dream on or offroad, he took me up and down some twisties in it at double the speed limit.

>>16006019
Did you suck em off

>>16005908
Does the Dacia Sandero Stepway count as an SUV?

I..I was tempted to look at one... I'm so sorry.

>>16006216
It's a raised hatchback. A.K.A. crossover. You're a faggot for even considering that.

>>16006229
Please forgive me. I just want a comfy DD

>>16006407
Normal passat

>>16006420
preferably something smaller that isnt a German tank

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>>16006229
Its literally the same garbage as this.

A Dacia is a fine SUV, because SUV is a meaningless term applied to anything.

>>16006429
Twingo

It's just a clean indication that we need laws and regulations against "luxury SUVs".


They have some utilitarian value for plebs, but rich fucks only get them for one reason.

>>16005908
SUVs were once cool before moms started buying them just to haul their fucking kids around

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>>16005918
>implying cayennes aren't just dressed up q7s
>implying q7s aren't just dressed up "touareqs"
what would that make this RR abomination, then?

>>16005908
I once towed my boss' caravan when his family had to flew back from holiday for family emergency. It was Q7 with v12 tdi. That was something special. Torque is addicting as fuck. V12 TDI would make any car dope tho, but when combined with something like q7 its really unique expirience. Like driving a tank.

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>>16005908
how could anyone hate this masterpiece?

>>16005908
When I first saw that shitley I thought it was another boat anchor sedan. Cars got much taller and boxier and wider, then they got a bit lower to be road cars, then taller to become crossovers and then fucking 'sporty'crossovers which ard now just sedans'hatches that are heavier, bigger, and handle worse while being just as hopeless offroad as a sedan. The meme must stop.

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>>16005908
I can't really bring myself to hate them. Like Cayenne, Bentayga is a literal money printing press and as long as some of that SUV bux goes towards the devolepment of next 911s and Mulsannes I'm fine with it. Some brand dilution and few more toys for towelheads is an acceptable trade-off.

>>16005908
Well, at least it's not a Silverado with a hatch and Cadillac badges. Literally how are Americans still falling for "luxury" rebadges 40 years later?

VW doesn't care about your opinion because you'll never buy a Bentley.

Cry harder poorfag

>>16005908
What did you expect from VAG?

Shitty brand, shitty overpriced cars.