>heh, oops, sorry dude shit happens :)

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>>16000138

>>16000138
>>16000148
i drive an autotragic FWD leave me alone

>>16000152
Aint nothing wrong with that if its a honda/vw or cobalt/ion

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Had this happen to me, some old fucking faggot was getting into his old piece of shit Escord sedan and bumped my car with his door, I got pissed and started screaming at him and he didn't give a single shit which pissed me off even more so I sat on my passenger's side seat, opened the door and slammed his shitbox with a fury of a thousand angry niggers, leaving a dent so deep that he could easily explain it by saying that he drifted into a pole.
Should have at least said sorry.

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>heh, oops, sorry dude shit happens :)

>>16000162
It's not
I want to be a race car driver takumi boy with it

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>>16000175
>mfw I recently painted my door

>>16000173
Good. I hope he died

>>16000173
you sound like an autistic dumbfuck.

I would have pulled a gun on you if you tried something like that.

>>16000173
Don't Americans get car insurance?

>>16001703
A door ding I assume would fall under comprehensive coverage and most americans don't carry very good comprehensive coverage. I've got a $100 comp deductible so I guess i'd probably get a door ding fixed because my car is less than a year old, but many people have $500 deductibles meaning it's mostly out of pocket.

>>16001650
You can suck my big fat european cock.
>>16001703
>call the police
>this bad bad man dinged my door! wat do
>suck it up lmao do you think we give a fuck *click*

>>16000138
If you park this close to my car, I'll dent yours while getting in, you've got only two options, live with it or kill yourself.

>>16000173

Nice. Have fun searching your fucking teeth in the pavement if you try something even close to that with me.

Don't want dings don't park in public parkings.

>>16001703
yeah with a 500 dollar deductible. and then increased rates from then on

>>16003295
or kill you and then kill himself

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>>16003313
Respect my property and I'll respect yours, faggot

>>16000173
just let the air out of his tires.

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>>16000175
>get bike out the garage every morning
>have to turn it around and very carefully waddle between ours and neighbors car
>notice hairline scratches along the backdoor of both cars in the same location
I swear to fucking god it wasn't me

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>>16003526
Don't worry anon, I'll screencap this post for evidence if they accuse you of doing it.

>>16000173
He probably didn't feel the ding in his hands. I would've appreciated you if you did that to a man in his 20s 30s 40s or 50s but man, that is straight up not good at all.

>>16001650
as somone who is a licensed ccw holder i really hope you dont own an actual gun. you can't pull a gun on someone because they dented your car

>>16003526
Not backing into garage for ease of use the next morning, c'mon bro.

>>16003826

>needing a license to CC.

Whats it feel like to live in a cucked state?

>>16003832
>feeling the need to pull a gun on an old man in a parking lot

What's it like to be a nigger?

>>16003869

>because me making fun of your cucked ass state has anything to do about pulling a gun out on an old man.

Or did you just want to say nigger?

>>16003818
Being old is not a "drive like a retard" pass.

>>16003832

Dumbass, I live in a state where permits are not required and I still have a permit because I don't agree with the law. Plus, I can carry in more places.

>>16003324
comprehensive claims are highly unlikely to increase your rates given they're claims for damage that is not your fault. You'd have to report multiple comp claims per year to see a rate increase.

>>16003890

I think you're just scared of having a permit, or are incapable of getting one.

Or you're a gangster nigger wannabe. Hurr, I'ma tuff guy, I'ma go pick a fite.

>>16003295
Or I can get your license plate number and insurance information and take pictures with my phone.

And if you refuse to give me that information I can call the police and show them your license plate number and my pictures.

Works for me either way. And I have great insurance. They'll bleed you and your insurance dry.

>>16003928

Nope, just dont want the government in my business. Stay cucked.

>>16003481

> Public, outdoor parking.
> Respecting your property.

Pick one senpai

>>16003826
You can, but it will get you in a world of shit.

>tfw cc class was all about how to legally shoot niggers

>>16003517
With him inside the car and not trying to stop me?
>>16003818
He looked like he was in his 50s which is old in my book
>>16003963
>having a private parking spot on a mall parking lot
It must feel good to be rich

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>>16000138
>like i give a fuck

>>16004076

> What is online ordering

How about you all relax a little bit, good lord...

>>16000173
>denting his car to get even
i think you have some anger problem.