DAILY REMINDER

their fucking problem

Hate the smell of burned fur in the morning but I just can't be arsed, OP.

>>15998965
haha where is cat hide in stance miat ??

>>15998986
haha in driver seat dingnut x d

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>outside cats

cats provide good grip in snow though

I live in a cold country and my family has 3 outdoor cats and I've never seen any fucking cat try this.

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Gonna have to be a pretty big kitty

this implies the cat isnt going to dip out the second the car starts
>tapping will scare it away but VRROOOOOOMMMmmmmmm wont

>>15998965

>2016
>not having CWD (cat wheel drive)

Enjoy having no traction, pleb.

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>>15999057
They usually get chewed up by the engine fan or belt

>cold start on a straight piped 3v

And the thud of my door closing isn't enough?

>>15998965
SAME PLACE ANY DRIVER'S SEAT WOULD
THE PUSSY

>>15998965
Oliver!

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Feral cats are the largest ecological disaster in most neighborhoods. Cats that belong to owners wouldn't be outside. Otherwise the owner is simply being irresponsible. It is not your job to help an invasive species survive when even the owner cannot be arsed to watch it. Dispose of the cat on sight.

http://www.thewildlifenews.com/2012/08/14/domestic-cats-are-a-huge-destroyer-of-wildlife/
http://gizmodo.com/feral-cats-are-an-ecological-disaster-1786809713
http://io9.com/5979891/domestic-cats-are-among-the-worst-invasive-species-and-could-be-destroying-ecosystems

>>15999008
My grandparents' farms had herds of tame and semi-tame outdoor cats when I was a wee anon. Great, majestic herds of tiny lions, hunting the ferocious table scrap and the occasional wild turkey.

At least two were insta-gibbed by my dad starting the family car to leave after Christmas visits to the farmstead.

>>15999650
Fuck your wildlife.

>>15998965
who the fuck cares, cats are cancerous to the environment

>>15998978
this

i killed a rabbit this year by accident

fucking rabbit was just chilling under my car and i had no idea when leaving for work,

>>15999650
neighborhoods are the largest ecological disaster in all neighborhoods.

Don't fucking build a house in a suburb and then turn right back around and complain that a cat is killing sparrows in your perfectly manicured lawn.

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>Neighbors cat sleeps on top of car.
>Squirt it with water to make it fuck off.
>Cat slides off of trunk with claws.
>Trunk now has claw mark scratches in it.
>Wash, clay, wax, still shows up slightly.


FUCK ASSHOLE OUTSIDE CATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16000934
>See vertical scratches all long one side of car
>Confused as live in remote area
>Go for walk another day
>Come back and see wild turkey tom pecking at car
>Chase it off
Motherfucker thought there was another tom in the reflection and was trying to fight it

Fucking wildlife

>>16000990
>not keeping a turkey decoy in your front yard for this exact reason

lmao, new to the country bud??

>>16000990
C L E A N
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>>16001010
It's a suburb, guy.

Wooded area, sure, but these turkeys moved in last year and this year had a larger breeding season.

I couldn't care less.

Those pieces of shit deserve to die if they're kept outside. They kill on average like 5 things a night or some stupid shit.

>>15999195
>Tries to quote a stale meme
You tried and failed

>>15999089
That looks like a limb wrapped in the belt and blood at its shoulders.

Why the fuck is it sitting perfectly calm staring at the camera

>>16001442
The cat remembers being stuck in those tunnels man. Those fucking tunnels
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4K21K6iHQw

>>16001442
there's shit all else for it to do, anon

>>15998965
This is just if you have a clutch fan.

This is how my cousins' cat died. It crawled up into the engine compartment of my uncle's car and (allegedly) got baked to death by the engine heat. My dad's response was t get that uncle a book on grilling things on the hood of the car. My aunt was not amused.

>>16001707
>My dad's response was t get that uncle a book on grilling things on the hood of the car.
fucking legend

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Stray cat became the warehouse pet. She likes the forklifts because the engines are warm.

>>15998986
The same place as any other pussy - the driver's seat.

>>15999650
>being this autistic about cats
I'd rather have too many cats than even more goddamn birds to shit all over my car. So glad the place I just moved to doesn't have a tree over my parking spot like the last place.

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Meanwhite, in central yurop:
>pisses on your car to mark territory, others try to overpiss their marks
>shits on random places from the hood, interior air intake, roof etc.
>leaves muddy prints all over
>slides and scratches on all sides
>chews through delicious cables
>shoot one, the next comes to claim its property
>audio repellent systems have a 50% chance of working

Enjoy planting chicken wire under your car every time you park.

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>>16001768

>>15999650
Fuck you. I'm glad cats keep wildlife in line. You're probably one of those people who thinks we shouldn't kill all mosquitos.

>>16001876
I wish we could just shoot the motherfuckers.

>>16002297
Just get a pellet gun and make sure no one is around. Also spray paint it orange if you live in a state with shit gun laws

>>16001752
qt

When our cat gets under the car we usually just start it up and she runs off, is there any reason why that would be dangerous?

>>16002458
I'd be so mad.

>>16001768
xdddddd ebin meymay

>>16002465
If the fan turns on near her, it won't be pretty. Most likely wouldn't be an issue on a cold start but if it was still warm it would.

>>16002465
One day you're going to start your car and your cat's tail is gonna be near the belts. You'll hear an almighty screech and some nasty crunching noises and puffs of fur coming from your engine bay.

>>16002477
Well fuck I'm glad I know now
>>16002482
No I'm not cause I am gonna check under my car every fucking time I start it now after reading this shit

>>15999057
This. Whenever I start up every car in the neighborhood runs a quarter mile away from my car. No problems

Your car must bully the other cars a lot when you're not around

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>>15999089
>A cat that was trapped inside a car engine
How the fuck did he get inside the engine?

>>16002276
Cats are wildlife.

Toxoplasmosis spreading, garden shitting wildlife. With rabies. There are better ways to kill birds.

Cats are also useless as pets. They can't do labor as well as pigs, horses, and dogs. They're inefficient livestock. They're lousy mousetraps. What's the point? We're actively taking digestible calories and wasting them on these furballs when we could be solving world hunger. I mean edible meat, veggies, and shit that we would normally use to make mcburgers for the poor. People are starving while idiots buy catfood.

Pets for pleasure = degeneracy. Cat extinction now.

>>16001442
All of it's limbs are gone bro.
that cat is either already dead or soon to die.

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>>16001768

>>16002853
I agree except fuck the poor, we are already too many on this planet.

>>16002553
If you have a new car 90% of the underside is covered by plastic

>>16001195
fag

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>mfw all my cats are inside cats so I don't have to worry about this

>>16003997
dux pls

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>>16003997
>all my cats are inside cats
>plural

>>16002831
It's in the engine bay you fuckwit. They shouldn't let you around cars or cats if you are that stupid.

>>16001752
qtp2t

>>16004031
why are you cats inside other cats you fucking monster

>>15998965

>leave car for few days
>pop the hood
>cat jumps out
>hair on the engine

Thats a lucky cat.

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Its pretty d'aww to see cat pawns on your car in the morning.

>>15998965
t. cats

>>16001768
Rekt in rektum

Gayiata fags in suicide watch

>>16004031
>not letting your cat have a friend

We only have two.

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>>15998965
Daily reminder to not take a cat.
>niggers destroying your couch and toilet paper and shieett
>niggers never wanna come inside your house unless your sleeping.
>niggers kill for that chicken.
>niggers hiding in da hood from your car.
>nigger didn't do nuthing wrong.
>cats niggers are evil.
(pic related)

>>15998965
Can't recall how many animals have been killed by our RV. It's an old dodge, and we leave the engine warmer plugged in during winter so it doesn't freeze. It regularly sits for a few weeks between uses.

The engine has eaten at least 1 cat, a possum, a snake and several families of mice and other rodents. Pressure washer usually cleans it up pretty quick and the remains just go in the trash.

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>>16004092
Hey dont feel bad about that. Wife and I have 3. The kitten is the most alpha even though she started out a 1 pound when we got her from the pound. I love see them fight for rank though.

>>16001442
Shock, probably.

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>>16004043

>>16000990
Haha too good

>mfw I've purposefully ran over 4 cats in my neighborhood
>pretty sure one of them was pregnant

it's too fun to stop

>>16003153
there's "the poor" and then there's "the populations of india and china"

two different thingarinos neighbormajig

>>16002853
>feed the poor cat food

Yeah fucking great solution

>>16003964
nah 2002

>>16004166
cute

>>15998965
I hate cats anyway. I love dogs amd puppies though and have even stopped traffic so a doggie can safely cross the street.

Good thing dogs aren't this stupid

>>15998965

Let me get this straight.

The sound of at least one door slamming shut is not enough to scare off a cat.

The sound of a car engine starting up 6 inches away is not enough to scare off a cat.

BUT A FEW TAPS ON THE HOOD WILL DO THE TRICK.

THANK YOU FOR THAT INFO.

We had a cat that got under the hood and lost a leg.

>>16006715
>>Good thing dogs aren't this stupid
Come on dude, everyone knows dogs are way dumber than cats.

>>16001752
Tailifts are shit. Get a good forklift like a Mitsubishi, Komatsu, Yale, or Manitou.

You'll seriously save a bunch on parts and service.

>>16006853
Maybe if by dog you mean duck niggers like labs and retrievers. Those are bred dumb so they don't get bored sitting in the boat waiting for you to not kill anything.

Working breed dogs are a bunch smarter than cats.

>>16001768

hahaha

>>16001752
>ICE forklifts
Damn, do they have cameras that take pictures in colors where you live?