>drive exactly the speed limit >normie meat-head in an

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>>15992150
>driving on 3 lane road
>see some asshole swerving through traffic in mirror
>switch lanes and speed up just a little to match speed of cars beside me creating a wall
>mfw he's frantically switching lanes trying to get around one of us
>i speed up just a little so he thinks he has some hope but then slow down again
>mfw he starts riding my ass as if i'm gonna let him by

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>>15992181

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>>15992187
>be driving along
>get cut off
>it's a stupid soccer mom
>follow her home
>untighten one wheel in the rear's lug nuts
>cut brake lines of one front wheel
>later see her prius crash on the news
>MFW prius are now being recalled for faulty brakes
>MFW the investigators must have thought it was unintentional failure due to dumb bitch

fucking normies REEEEEEEEE
god damn stacey

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>>15992181
regularly doing this
>2-lane road innercity, so 50km/h limit
>since the dawn of time everyone and their mom always went 70 and upwards there
>dumb faggot behind me tries to overtake me
>speed up in my audi a2 momthrone, drive formation with construction truck doing 48 in the other lane
>faggot is furious, tailgates me for 2 headlights
>i also give the truck a headstart at the lights and then do a speedy start, always just blocking passage
>finally let him pass
>he speeds up, atleast 30 over the speed limit
>gets caught in a mobile radar
have fun with your ticket for major speeding, mr faggotini

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>have right of way
>see a car trying to get in from a road without one
>huge traffic, about to slow down and let him get in
>notice its a BMW
>speed up and cockblock him

>driving in my hometown
>area with tons of police
>some asshat in BMW E36 from another voivodeship
>provoke him to speed up and overtake me
>he does not slow down after overtaking
>he gets caught by the po-po which are hidden in their usual spot right ahead

people driving old BMW sedans or new SUVs all must burn in hell

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>>15994357
>>15992411
>>15992198
>>15992181
>>15992150
GODS WORK

>>15992150
>pull up next to you
>roll down passenger window
>all you see the the barrel of the sawed off
>BAM
>i drive off into the sunset

>>15992198
Devilish

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>driving on highway
>see car in the middle lane and right lane both going the same speed
>i hop in the left lane and match their speed too
>maintain this for 50 miles while watching the traffic pile up in my rearview mirror

>>15995305
>committing a murder with an illegal NFA weapon
rip doggo

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>driving on highway
>I happen to be in the passing zone
>someone coming up behind me fast
>get over at the first possible opportunity
>they pass me and go about their lives, I go about mine
>never think any more of it

I'm usually always going 10-15 over the limit on the highway as it is, so when someone is coming up on me fast, I know they're going pretty darn fast.

>>15995305
Triggered.

>>15992150
>drive exactly the speed limit
Why do faggots do this? Just go like, 5 miles over.

>leaving Walmart with GF
>we spot a landwhale driving a shitbox Impala in some gross pale gold color
>nignog fuckbuddy/bf/whatever in the passenger seat
>see child in the back
>notice the two are fighting and generally not paying attention to the road
>we're all driving ~50mph on a four lane road, but not a highway
>they're going 10 over the speed limit and keep drifting between the two lanes because they're still shouting
>honk once or twice to get them to realign when they go too far
>they start slowing down so I get in the left lane to pass
>as soon as I get by, they floor it, merge, and start tailgating me, forcing me to go 10+ now
>dindu and jabba are still arguing and still drifting
>as soon as I see them put their blinkers on to pass on the right, I flick mine on and merge over to block them
>keep shifting back and forth between the left and right lane when they change
>eventually a motorcycle bro comes up on my right and I match his speed
>they're forced to tailgate the two of us with no opportunity to pass for another 2-3 miles before they reach their left turn
>can hear their engine roaring as they slam the gas in frustration and get over to their lane

I really hope a cop saw them after they broke off. Really should've gotten their plate number and called the local cops for endangering the child in their back seat with reckless driving. Did I do good, anons?

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>>15992198
PRIUS CUNT GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HER

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>going to work in my brand new pickup
>angry nigress speeding in a schoolzone behind me in a 20 year old BMW (because she cant afford a new one with her welfare)
>honks at me to speed up
>Slows down to 15 mph to piss her off even more
>honking commence, see her flip me off in my rearview as she tires to cut pass me
>turning school bus blocks her way, and nearly collides into it
>after the bus turns, angry nigress speeds pass me nearly sideswiping my truck
>hurls a churches chicken cup right at the grill of truck in rage
>hauls ass and runs a red light in the process

>>15995358
People like you are the only reason I have faith in humanity. I'm always that guy going 100 in a 70

>>15992150
>He gets to his destination and has a good time with friends
>autismo frogposter boasts about driving the speed limit before crying himself to sleep (again)
Yes OP you definitely came out on top

>tfw you go right into puddle to splash all the pederastians
feels good you cant stop me

>>15992181
I love doing this, but only when the person is blatantly driving like an asshole and traffic is too heavy for them to get very far ahead anyway.

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>>15995529
I get a similar situation like this happening a lot, at least with her almost hitting the bus.

I-95 is 4 to 5 lanes around here. I always ride in the 2nd lane with my truck because people don't know how to merge. So I'm always doing 65mph, traffic in the right lane can be doing 40mph to 60mph depending on people trying to enter and exit the highway. Some impatient asshole always tries to pass on the right because the 3 lanes to the left aren't moving fast enough for them. So they will be tailgating my trailer, switch to the right lane, and fly up on a bunch of cars doing 40mph and almost hit them.

>tFw ficker high beams each time I see a pedestrian
>tfw cuts off SUV/crossovers then brake slowly because most of them are literal douchelords

>>15995305
It's hard to hit a moving target when said target just broadsided you.

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>be me

>out here boolin on 4 lane rd

>driving by local coffee shop

>bitch in a rusty old blue dodge caravan turns right out of coffee shop, cutting me the fuck off

>slam on brakes, MEEEEEEEP

>she throws hands up like she finds nuffin

>downshift, pass by her with my middle finger up out the side of the car and yelled "fuck you you dumb cunt"

>she was in an accident on the next road

>lmfao

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>also driving speed limit
>dude bro tailgaiting
>stop for a deer
>dude bro flashes lights and tries to drive around
>he can't drive around
>I back up
>ladies first

>>15995415
>putting motorcycle bro at that much risk
we literally almost die on a daily basis without assholes like you, fyi.

>>15995369
consumes less gas, and it's safer when you're in moderate to heavy traffic because it buys you time to react if you have to stop or swerve abruptly

and then in my case, I go 5 under on the highway because the car I just bought needs an alignment and it shakes like a motherfucker at highway speeds lol

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>>15995415
>drifting
GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

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>on single track road
>being tailgated at night by some Lexus
>turn left signals on every time a gate, home or road comes up
>never turn in

>>15992150
>driving the speed limit
>calling others normies

I don't get your logic my facebook frog friend.

>>15992150
*tips fedora*

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>this thread

>>15992150

>driving speed limit (55) in turbo shitbox
>2 lane highway
>see blacked out altima coming up fast
>he passes me doing probably (80)
>wait till he's right past me
>punch the gas
>get right on his ass in like a second
>he speeds up to 100 obviously freaking out
>pass him
>2 lane ends
>slow back down to 55

Low power fags give me a giggle.

>>15992150
Kill urself my man

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>at stoplight
>car next to me revs his engine
>rev mine back
>light goes green
>he floors it and peels out
>I turn right
>the cop two cars behind me flips on his siren and lights and takes off after the other guy

>Always drive fast
>always let faster drivers pass
Code of good drivers

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>>15995358
>>15998017
My fellow negros

>>15992150
>>>>/r9k/

>>15995369
Because you are entirely within the law to go just the speed limit, you can fuck with anyone going over including in the passing/left lane (right lane for EU), because even if they wanna get by, you have no obligation to if you're already going the max speed the laws allows. Unless it's an emergency vehicle with lights going.

>>15995344
ISHYGDDT
>2016
>not killing people