[D i r t B i k e T h r e a d] - /dbt/

>>15991259
we're not 15, one dirt bike thread was enough

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Not really surprised but cool the game has (almost) all of my gear, helmet excluded...

>>15991243
I mean you'll only wear them out on one side if you do that anyway unless you're the absolute madman and go the wrong way around it too. When I was first trying to get my knee down I was looking for a good roundabout to try it out on but I went bust on that plan because I couldn't find a good one that was empty enough, I ended out getting my kneedown for the first time just on the touge.

I'd suggest setting up a figure of eight course in a car park somewhere because you'll work on left and right and it's more useful training on trailbraking, turning in quickly etc.

>>15991268
Dirt bike thread is best dbt.

when does the dirt bike meme end? fucking cletus, contain yourself

>>15991275
When you guys start making the threads, why does it always have to be me?

>>15991268
If you insist.

In other news, my XR400R is getting a fresh new flappy rear rubber and down 4 on the rear, unsure on front yet as I've not cared much to try out new rubber.

>>15991275
I used to think this until I got a street bike too.

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The GS500 is objectively the best dirt bike.

>>15991250
I'd still fug

>>15991281
are ya callin me a nobike, kiddo?

because you're right, i am.

>>15991281
And you realised dirt bikes are 5 times as fun?

>>15991290
Maybe if you like to be cucked

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>>15991259
>500+cc dirtbikes
Present

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>>15991286
http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1448/16/1448166358517.png
The empty promises lmao.

>first for dirt bike

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>>15991290
dirtbikes are for slowfags from victoria : ^ )

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>>15991285
That's called a gravel shoulder
offroad fz6 best fz6

>>15991294
Look at this guy, he can only have fun on one type of bike. Look at the cuck!

>>15991295
Took my TLS vaguely offroad once, I did not have a good time. The pulses were just too rough.

>>15991301
And that just appears to be a flat dirt path lol, hardly offroad.

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>>15991300
How did you know it was me?

>>15991305
It's a hiking trail, the definition of off road

>>15991275
4 stroke dirtbikes are super cheap to purchase and own and are often the only motor vehicle an /o/tist can say he owned

>>15991297
Yeah still would fug

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>>15991317
Cute.

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>>15991308
I have very good gaydar, I always know who's posting.

>>15991316
depends on the 4 stroke dirtbike no? I don't think 4 stroke enduro or MX bikes are cheaper to buy OR own.

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>>15991316
>4 stroke dirtbikes are super cheap to purchase and own
>around 10,000 to buy second hand
>oil changes every second ride
>rebuilds every 100 hours
The idea that dirt bikes are cheap is an illusion, cheap dirt bikes are not even worth buying.

>put dirt tires on regular bike
>dirtbike suddenly pointless for anything but going off trails and tearing up untouched forestry

only downside is having to clean your air filter/whole bike twice as often

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>>15991334
>he needs knobbies to ride his road bike off road
just git gud

>>15991332
There's a different between performance 4stroke and just-climbs-walls-all-day-at-idle-like-a-tractor.
2t's have all but died out due to 4t's just nipping at them in terms of performance. If I had a choice between 20 hour rebuilts @2t, 100 hour rebuilds @4t and my XR400 that just puts around and occasionally WOT in 3rd climbs whatever I want, it's definitely going to be the latter. I get shit all the time at the local part for hauling such an overweight, air-cooled relic all the time, but simplicity wins for me.

I need new clutch and brake levers for my 2002 SV650. Does anyone have any recommendations? I'd like something adjustable.
Also does anyone know where I can get some Bakuon vinyl?

>>15991332
>KTM
>AUS

In first world countries, they average $1k in good condition.

>>15991343
>yfw hills

>>15991332
Those are all 1 year old, if we want to play it that way and pick the most expensive bikes then street bikes can be double the price.

>>15991351
OEM replacements not made by emgo

Chink levers are acceptable if you're very prudent about checking the fit and willing to dremel them to spec, or else you will have brake locking and clutch disengagement problems (if the clutch is ever engaged)

I bought some chink levers just for the brake, and had to grind the lever a small amount so it didn't engage the brake constantly. However, it doesn't engage the brake light switch until the brake is already fairly engaged and i can't be assed to layer on the epoxy until it's fixed.

>>15991334
>Going off trails and tearing up
But that's the fucking point of a dirtbike lol.
I clean my dirtbike after every single ride anyway, down to the spokes with a toothbrush.
There is also the problem of having 1/4 the suspension travel, 2 times the weight and riding position not being optimal.
Those 3 points being moot if you're just riding a dirty path in 'knobblies' on a flat path, then hopping back on the road with shit tyres afterwards.

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>>15991350
But 2 strokes are the gods of the endurance racing scene at the moment.
And they generally need piston and rings at 100-150 hours, bottom end rebuild at 200-300 hours.

>>15991362
As long as you're not trying to crawl over big ass logs, any bike will do

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>>15991356

>>15991374
>implying dollarydoos is real money
those are like 2.5k USD, cheap as fuck

>>15991367
Was just generally speaking. 2t's used to be all the rage where I used to ride, now people are grabbing the 4t's for whatever reason.

The only reason I sold my CR500 was because I didn't ride it enough and the tracks our club scouted started to get more technical than my tunnel vision allowed. Come to think of it, that's probably why. More technical tracks and less smokers going balls to the wall.

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>>15991373
So riding down pine trails....?
You can do that on a supersport, dirt bikes are for ya know, actually going off road and stuff and junk.

>>15991374
>KTM, kangaroo money
>oh my god, almost $10k for a one year old bike!
>oh my god, almost $k for a 10 year old bike!

Seriously m8

>>15991387
I've never seen dirtbike riders doing serious dirtbike stuff. Maybe because it;s difficult and risky.

Dirtbikes ARE faster in the dirt than most road bikes made "scramblers", though

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>>15991395
Maybe you just don't know anyone who knows how to ride a dirt bike properly?

>>15991397
almost nobody does. they're more likely to break their bones than canyon carvers with their gross disregard for speed limits if they do.

>>15991373
Not entirely debating that.
Dirtbikes have their use, duals have their use and so do street bikes with ambitious pilots.

https://youtu.be/BAZr4eKOBFI

Trust me when I say I enjoy breaking 'the meta' as it were. Just that I own a downhill manualMcSweatmachine, a dirtbike and 2 road bikes.

>>15991397
Almost everybody I know that rode a dirtbike sold it once they got their license and never looked back.

They were fun growing up, but not as fun as dragging the knee at 200km/h on the street and popping wheelies on the way to work.

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>>15991407
Why not have both?

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>>15991407
>dragging the knee at 200km/h on the street

I'll believe that when I see it lmao

>>15991332
>4 stroke dirtbikes are super cheap to purchase and own
because all bikes are two year old EXCs

cheap dirt bikes are definitely worth buying if you arent stupid. i picked up a 2000 125sx for under 1k, about 1k in parts, 2k for perfect bike. sold for 4k iirc

>>15991413
This. I fail to see the logic.
I have a road bike for work, a miat for general faggotry and when I just CBF getting wet and the XR for when the old man wants to go fuck up some hills with his mates.

>>15991413
Because most got an ATV to hunt with and it's hard to justify owning 3 impractical vehicles

>>15991418
What would you say if i told you people who are serious about dirt bike riding will upgrade to the newest model every year because they get better every year?

I imagine it would frustrate you.

>>15991431
that makes up like 2% of dirtbike owners

>>15991415
tbqh I wouldn't touch my knee on the ground at anything over like 120, it's just a meme people say

>>15991431
I wish I could afford that :c
Here I am juggling 3 vehicles with registration, consumables and the odd exploded engine.

>>15991431
People who are serious about anything are a pretty rare breed and far from the norm

People who are serious about cars have roll cages, LS swaps, and RWD conversions in their corollas

>>15991438
I wouldn't knee down anywhere around my roads. You know that small side on cheese graters with the big wide slots? Yeah, fuck that.

>>15991432
its actually about 50%, all the MX riders and anyone who is serious about enduro.
the other 50% are people who buy old dungers and even then, 10 year old bikes are still worth up to and over $3000 because the parts that make up the bike are generally worth a lot more than that.
Just an engine rebuild can cost upwards of $2500, thats forgetting everything else on the bike like the rims/spokes/hubs, chains, sprockets, suspension, shit even the handle bars can set you back $200.

>>15991431
>will upgrade to the newest model every year because they get better every year
too bad they dont get better at riding every year. flashy new models dont mean anything. a 1k bike will still beat an 8k bike.

>>15991361
>owns a shit bike
>buys shit parts for shit bike

Are you that poor you can shed out $200 for a set of ASV's?

well this turned into a cock waving contest pretty quickly. well lads, who can piss the furthest?

>>15991452
I bet my dad could piss further than your dad

>>15991453
your dad wont be able to piss after my dad beats him up

>>15991448
a $1000 dirt bike won't even run.
Anything under $3000 is not even worth buying because it probably needs about that spent on it.

>>15991449
it's a fucking brake lever

just get an OEM replacement

>>15991452
Not very far. My dicks kinda small so the harder I push, the earlier the stream fans out.

>>15991438
I don't believe you've ever dragged your knee with the way you're posting.

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>>15991448
So what you are saying is i could win romaniacs on pic related?
This is good news.

>>15991459
most people on dbt can't even eliminate their chicken strips which is sad because you can do it at 20km/h

>>15991462
I bet my lard ass could make those forks weep by pulling up at his driveway for a test ride.

>>15991467
Our bikes have very little tire wear because they're always broken

>>15991456
>a $1000 dirt bike won't even run
it will but not well.

>because it probably needs about that spent on it
top and bottom end rebuild for a cr125 or similar shitbike is less than $300.

>>15991478
and on the off chance that it just needs free maintenance like a carb clean, you're fucking golden

>>15991467
>only nobikes care about other peoples tires


confirmed no bike

>>15991489
i care about your tires anon. always be careful on new ones for the first couple heat cycles and be extra cautious around construction zones. there are often nails and screws strewn around which can get expensive

>>15991495
First couple corners, you mean.

Also,
>get new tyres
>go for a subdued blat to wear away the release agent
>Try to 45 degree up a road to footpath curb
>PSSSH *SCREEEEEE*

I always. Always. Fucking forget.

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Ride dirt bikes they said, its fun they said. More fun than a road bike they said.

>>15991507
>dirt is softer than pavement, guys
>just ignore the uneven surface with rocks sticking out of it part
>why slide when you can tumble?

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>>15991478
>top and bottom end rebuild for a cr125 or similar shitbike is less than $300.
Ok.
Lets assume it needs a full engine rebuild, new brakes, new sprockets, some bearings replaced, maybe it needs new hubs and spokes as well, we will throw clutch plates in as well because 10 year old bike hey?

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Post bikes.

Was out cruising / practicing (new rider) around town with uncle. No luck with white girls so far.

>tfw you find out modern bikes have brake reservoir caps that can jiggle loose and leak
>tfw screwed on 90s baiku reservoir

>>15991521
If a bike needed a rebuild you would factor that into your negotiations

>>15991529
looks like you guys are just going to have to settle for passionate, hard anal sex like always

>>15991529
Have a blast, break an ankle.

>>15991530
Yeah, modern piss cups are a Jewish invention.

>>15991530
Or you just don't buy a broken bike that could need thousands spent on it?
That list is like best case scenario for a $1000 cr125, you could easily spend twice that.

Shit you could spend twice that by using quality parts instead of the cheap ship i selected there.

>>15991513
Or the trees with half-dead branch ends sticking out at neck/chest level.
Or the 20+ foot drops to rocks or above tree branches.

But really, the difference between the two is
>Wah, my bone is broken
and;
>Wah, they couldn't resuscitate me or put my neck back into the skull

I love bikes, all bikes (excluding cruisers. They're comfy but they just feel sluggishly dangeous), but there's a very real danger to impact speeds when you're both doing 60mph.

>>15991540
The thing is, you rarely go over 60mph on a dirt bike, most are geared so they top out at about 120km/h.

>>15991530
My 96 bike has a rear screw and front twist.

>>15991542
That's ultimately the reason I sold my CR.
Just too fast around sharp shit.
It's a hard choice between a stationary tree at 50mph and a moving car at 60. Wait.

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>>15991507
Thats what you get for not wearing good boots m8
>>15991549
Id rather hit the tree

>>15991552
Yep. Most of the trees on the tracks I ride are pine, so their sticks start from ankle up and are big-toe in diameter and thicker. Better to be stabbed than squashed.

>>15991549
the tree is avoidable if you arent a shit cunt
getting crushed by sallys land cruiser isnt

Deja vu

>>15991539
If you can approach the fair market value of the bike when factoring in repairs, why not? And you don't necessarily have to buy every part new. More expensive parts can be had gently used, but in serviceable condition, for literal piss. I mean it. You could piss in a guy's mouth and get a new-ish clutch for pretty much nothing.

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>>15991563

>>15991561
Are you suggesting that if a tree falls in the woods and only I'm around to hit it, it's my own fault?

Yeah. Been hit 3 times on the road. 2 times sorry mate didn't see you, 3rd time hit and run.
Bought a car.

>>15991561
both are avoidable

one by going slow and negating fun
the other by going fast and taking additional risks or going slower until you've dropped out of the 'pack', negating all fun and probably making you a little late

>>15991564
Well thats kinda the point, if you pull a dirt bike apart and sell it piece by piece it is normally worth a few thousand more than market value, why buy a $1000 bike that needs $2500 spent on it when you could buy a $3000 bike that you could part out for $4000

>>15991576
Why not buy a $300 bike and then spend $500 on it and do gay stuff for an $800 working bike and a ruined sense of dignity+case of aids?

>>15991521
hubs clutch and a $460 rebuild kit. youre really trying

and a rebuild kit that expensive comes with crank bearings and seals

>>15991568
Nearly merged into at least 5 times in my car

Bought a bike and now people are extra aware of me because "omg, motorcycle"

>whats he gonna do?
>wheelie?
>better keep my eyes on that fucker and rear end the car in front of me
>t. honda pilot driver

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Post strips lads

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>>15991552
Yeah, instead I could have a rightly fucked knee.

>>15991561
t. bitch ass faggot

>>15991584
Exact opposite where I am.
I could legally write off my bike every day if I wanted by putting myself between a car and a driver that I know wont check lanes.
Most riders operate on the 'if they don't deviate from course, I'm fine, because I'll be out of harms way by the time they react' train of thought, which usually takes most drivers by surprise.

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>>15991594
>excuses

>>15991601
like that will stop the internal lateral twist force.

>dirt bikers are this dumb

>>15991599
I just stay right where people can see me and make liberal use of the horn, and silly arm movements

I also built up a reputation as a reckless driver so cops will follow me for a few blocks and keep everyone from doing anything crazy

would recommend

>>15991608
>He dosn't wear any gear
>breaks his leg
>complains about how the gear would not have saved him
Fucking gumbie.

>>15991610
You are one dumb cunt, you don't understand that the bones are what twist and snap. That knee armour only protects from impacts on the external area.

>found the gumbie

>>15991610
>doesn't know what transferred lateral twist is: the post

>>15991617
If that makes you sleep better at night, you would be walking if you were wearing boots m8, people snapping their knees is extremely rare and i doubt you do any riding that would cause it to happen as it is normally the result of landing a 60+ft jump without the bike.

>>15991601
Oh yes external securement on the flesh stops an internal twist caused by rigid boots.

>>15991609
I just got sick of close calls from literally traveling in a straight line and having people lurch to turn their right (NZ roads) and either causing me to take evasive maneuvers like crossing median, stopping or both. It just got so old. The hit and run really fucked me off, I ended up getting clipped and thrown into 2 cars, my insurance went up like mad. Had to sell my 2 smoker due to budgets.

>>15991631
no shit people are going to crash into you when they're all busy daydreaming about fucking sheep m8

>>15991552
I was wearing boots, it is an extreme oblique fracture of the lateral malleolus. I'll leave you to keep arguing with the fools. Knee got twisted up good too, just a tasty spain.
You can wear all the gear and still suffer injuries, it is just that they will be minimised with the gear.

>>15991633
I have sheepfucking rights too, bro. How will i work hard, ride home and fuck my 3 sheep with broken fingers that can't grab wool? Hmm? Step off, cunt, get your own sheep.

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>more track stuff coming up

awww yiss

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>>15991634
No you just ruined it.
and i was having fun here.

>>15991635
How did you break your fingers?

>>15991640
Didn't lube my fist.

>>15991638
Sorry my Victorian friend.
if you want you can post your bikes and we can do the "posting daddys bikes" shitposting thing as usual

>>15991641
damn, thats a tight anus

HMU

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>>15991644
this confuses me

what is your angle here

nice dubs tho

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>>15991642
sounds magical if i am honest.

>>15991650
Vic pls come and eat my penis with ur boipucci

>>15991655
get fucked cunt, he is gonna jack me off with his bum cheeks first

>>15991650
Did your dad take some new pics of his bike?

0-4 Take an Oxy
5-9 Have something to eat

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Gonna catch you ridin dirty, ya Victorian fuck.

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>>15991655
>implying i would leave victoria
Come on now, you have to come to me.
>>15991661
Yeah he got an action camera too

>>15991659
Yull a have to clean my pie and i hope you like prolapsed boipucci

>>15991680

>Come to me

Oh ill cum bby

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>>15991676
>riding an old 525
>catches the god machine
Funny joke

>>15991687

>catches the god machine

The only thing ur going to catch is my aids bby ;)

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>no blonde gf with a honda cuckbike

>>15991687
thats not a gs500

>>15991723
the gs500 isn't a ktm 300exc though so why would anyone refer to it as a god machine?
silly.

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>>15991637
>only track days coming up are november 8 and december 19th
>booked november 8

if it rains I'm gonna kill everyone on /dbt/

>>15991719
Thats a dude. Also 185cc kek.

>>15991732
t, newfriend

>>15991719
I can't tell if she's attractive or average

>>15991735
you are the only fat cunt there

>>15991741
no, my boipucci fukts you.

>>15991749
>falling for the gs500 meme

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>buy bike
>ride bike for a while
>browsing the internet one night when i suddenly find myself jerking off to velociraptor erotica

Coincidence? I don't fucking think so. Motorcycles brought me closer to my inner prehistoric death chicken. Velocity = velociraptor.

What profound experiences hath motorcyclism wrought unto ye faggots?

>>15991760
>falling for /dbt/ meme's

>>15991762
fuck off back 2 reddit

>>15991768
i'll narwhal bacon your mum's vagina, heterosexual

>>15991770
only at midnight ;^)

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>>15991735
Rain is the great equalizer sv anon. Don't fight it, embrace it.

I did a few sessions in the wet / drying and it was a lot of fun. Everybody was scared to death and leaderbikes couldn't get away :^)

>>15991774
Your rode that GS500 well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymLfLw654Q

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>>15991774
don't care about beating the other plebs, just wanna fix my lines up and go fast.

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>>15991779
who cares about fast, it is about just riding for the sake of riding, brother

0-4 Take a piss
5-9 Have a shit

Who else high on prescription drugs due to riding injuries?

>i'm the only scrub

>>15991804
what have they got you on?

>>15991809
20mg oxy's, going for surgery monday
Had 40 of them.

Show us ya fat tits.

>>15991784
cool car

>>15991821
nice retardation, how often does your handler allow you internet time

>>15991804
Yo nigga I am all the time.

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>>15991832

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Not bad for an old man's bike.
K1300r 10.199 second quarter mile

>>15991836
Post boipucci trap anon

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>>15991836
just a matter of time anon

>>15991851
STANCE NATION

>>15991851
That is one cool hog brother, i had no idea bmw made choppers.

>>15991861
They don't. It's a customized bike, built not bought (tm).

>>15991833
you always have riding injuries?

LMAO, git gud scrub

>>15991836
proves nothing

0-9 take 2 oxys, drink a 24oz and wait for the YOLO

>>15991871
0-9 oxy anon post boipucci

>>15991871
>>15991883
I get a feeling that us 3 are the only ones here at the moment.

>>15991883
I would, but it is a rather painful and a hard challenge in my current state.

>>15991887
get fucked you victorian fag

>>15991887
Probably now i wanna see that boipucci

>>15991897
Shame

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bikes

>>15991902
I'll take a pic after I have a shit. just for you.

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who here /Arbeit/

>>15991904
Fuck off east german commie scum

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>>15991909
Yee

>>15991912
No

>>15991913
fuck off commie

>>15991909
>Arbeit macht frei

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>>15991917
Make me.

>>15991921
you would like like, gimpsuiter

you perverted germans are fucked in the head

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>>15991919
I wish but sadly I don't feel frei at all
>>15991913
ayyyy mein negro

>>15991909
Why do you cross your legs like a faggot?

>>15991923
>gimpsuiter
Guilty as charged, I love wearing full leathers.

>>15991924
Fresher Rhyme Brudi.

>>15991869
Proven: your saltiness

>>15991925
I have noticed this too. I think it is a euro thing.

They are fag enablers.

>>15991925
>mfw neither of those is me
it's alright, meine milde Bohne ;)
>>15991926
danke dir, bin echt tight am abgehen gerade

>>15991928
It is a receipt with some black man willy bars in the pic. The proof would be a webm.

Faked: by you

>>15991897
thats 2 for 2 the fuck m8?
Did you become a wizard recently?

>>15991930
Why do you post pics of random men you probably dont know?

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>>15991909
More like /weekoff/ over here.

I was born to be this useless.

>>15991666
take 20 oxys and some vodka pls

>>15991935
>Useless
Like any other mexican

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kill me pls

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>>15991934
>SEM
I know them better than you may think ;))))
>>15991935
I wish I would know that feeling

>>15991939
I wish we had rain here once in a while.

>>15991941
did you figure out what died in the engine yet?

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>>15991936
Done. Just aswell I had the original packet before he gave the good shit.

>this gives a great nod

>>15991941
I bet you even know how their dick taste like, faggot.

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Is there any reason I should buy a zx6r tomorrow without ABS?

I'm not into stunting and the extra $500 safety net seems completely worth it

>>15991946
where do i get those? my dude in india can only send benzos

>>15991932
No, but I did shit my pants the other night.

>>15991949
Because ABS brakes are a meme for morons with little or no brake control.
they are more likely to fail and cause you to flip the bike than actually save you.

Practice your emergency stops.

>>15991897
>>15991946
>Painful

But arent you high as fuck?

>>15991952
>they are more likely to fail and cause you to flip the bike than actually save you.

what makes you say that?

>>15991947
well...
>>15991944
no
not yet
will change oil today and see if there's metal in it

>>15991953
>soon

>>15991949
That paint scheme, or rathher sticker scheme is comically bad.

As seems to be the jap norm nowadays,.
Where did it all go wrong.

>>15991952
>>15991949
Don't listen to that retard, ABS is great, go for it. But also practice braking.

>>15991942
I wish we had sun here once in a while

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>>15991949
If it's gonna be a track bike you have no use for ABS.

If it's gonna live on the road you can always pull the fuse when you go to the track too.

see kawasaki are fucking retards and the ABS model is non switchable, so you've got to either reroute the brake lines direct or take the fuse out to turn it off.

>>15991964
Sun is for fags. Im tired of fucking hot weather.

>>15991961
t. a shitcunt with no control over his bike or brakes

It's ok anon, you don't have to act like you know how to ride, you can just say you are one of the shitcunts who can't ride a bike without it, not everyone is born with these skills.

>>15991968
Then move somewhere colder you dunce

>>15991952
>Practice your emergency stops.
This

But if you are a commuter, get ABS. You won't be on top of your game 100% of the time when commuting.

>>15991972
Practicing your emergency stops should be done every ride, every time you go onto a new road surface, when the weather changes.

>>15991960
huh? it's paint is 100% black, the rest is just decals.

>>15991975
>or rather sticker scheme
damn you really are dumb, huh?

>>15991970
t, racetrack poser

>>15991971
Not as easy. I have suff, job and a house.

>>15991973
yeah I'm gonna go waste 10mins every morning before I commute, right after I have pretty much just woke up and slapped on the work clothes and got on the bike to commute.

>>15991973
nigga that's dumb

>>15991976
damn, you are one retard who cannot figure out it is painted all black with decals for the remainder detail.

>>15991931
Yes, it is all a conspiracy to anonymously impress other anonymous people on the internet.
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE PESKY ANON KIDS

>>15991983
It takes about 3 seconds to go from 100km/h to 0 on a wet road, so lets say 10 seconds after you get back to the speed limit.

Real big inconvenience in your day m8.

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>>15991985
That's why he said sticker scheme you ding dong

>>15991983
>10mins
Nah, to do it properly it would be like 20 or 30 at least.

You have to do it for every change of road surface.

>>15991988
>get rear ended by the car behind you because you went from 100 to 0 in 3 seconds for no reasons
wew

>>15991987
>impress other anonymous people on the internet.
You do know this is /dbt/ and that shit happens all the time.

Why else are they so upset about cruisers?
>cruisers have nothing to prove

>>15991990
see >>15991988
Lets say you do 3 emergency stops on your commute, thats 30 seconds added to your journey.
oooooooo.
How often does the road surface change in your country ya weirdo?

>>15991991
>not doing brake tests because it will take 30 seconds out of your day
>doing brake tests with cars behind you
This is why i am never surprised when you guys crash your bikes.

>>15991989
Thats why he is a retard and said paint scheme and then proceeded to be more verbose and type sticker scheme. Why not just delete the retarded statement and be done with it?

oh wait, /dbt/, that's why. Full of know nothing retards who are scared of carbs.

>carbs ;^)

>>15991995
I live in the most congested city in my country, there's ALWAYS cars behind me.

>>15991997
Why get so butthurt over someone not using the correct terminology?
oh wair, /dbt/, that's why, full of know nothing retards who are scared of technology.

>>15991997
Why are you so buttblasted that he didn't press backspace?

You seem triggered that kawasaki makes ugly bikes

oh yes, its another /dbt/ episode where they compete to win the special olympics

>>15992001
>I am a retard enabler: the post

>>15992007
Euro /dbt/ is always special olympics qualifiers.

>>15992001
>Scared of technology
>Use computers, phone and internet

You know thats moder technology right?

>>15992011
its just about aussie dbt time

>>15991993
>How often does the road surface change in your country ya weirdo
Pay attention to the surface and you will see it changes every 200m or so. Asphalt mix is not as consistent as you think it is.

>>15992007
Yeah fuck wranon

>>15992016
maybe 8hrs ago

>>15992021
I would

and just like that, the euro's went to their cool kids klub

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> what someone on a 125 looks like to me

>>15991913
Eiiiiiiiii how's i3?

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>>15992065
Shivvy?
Very comfy, it's crazy how quickly you get used to it.

>>15992068
Noice
>got internet temporarily cut
>thread's dead
At least someone is shitposting ABS on my behalf

>>15992065
>>15992068
no go away, we need to blame the austalialians

>>15992079
But Australian shitposting is normally subtle

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>>15992079
Whatchu gonna do about it

>>15992068
Btw I found this
Afaik it's comically old, should i try to boot something with it?

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>>15992079
We can only blame Canada for so much

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>>15992063
nah me and my 125 look gr8

>>15992085
fuck off nerd

>>15992085
Sure. Do you have a computer with a floppy drive?
> tfw I will never again spend hours at the school computer lab compressing 800x600 bitmap images so they fit on floppies so I can have dank Star Wars wallpapers at home

What the fuck is this shit?

Take a look at this butt fuggly piece of assgarbage

>has a clutch lever but no footpeg
>you have to wear the instrument cluster on your face
>hurrdurr it's the future now and also think of the environment
>we're also going to make you not crash somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0ShDRggts

>>15992085
>not 5 1/4

millennial scum

>>15992093
There's a floppy an CF bay, will poke around and find the right plug and connector

>>15992094
On scooters the rear brake is on the left
I guarantee that was just BMW's electric scooter dressed up as a mystical electric boxer

>>15992094
Embrace the future anon

>>15992094
I like it

>>15992110
fag enabler

>>15992112
sorry

>>15992119
I was going to say "u will b when teh aids gets u", but they have cured it.

FML

>>15992101
Also what the fuck happened to that front end?
Have BMW designer ever ridden a bike?

>>15992129
>Have BMW designer ever ridden a bike?

Like their customers, the only thing they ride well is the BIG BLACK COCK.

>>15992138
More like Big Muslim Wang. They are German after all.

>>15992138
Nah the f800 as ugly as some say it was is still a good chassis

This looks like le millennial designer who never rode anything bigger than a scarabeo

>>15992145
>Big Muslim Wang
Thanks anon, I have been sheltered.

oh man, noddin hard and still have half a schooner to drink. feels good mang

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Does Anon ride his bike to work today? Am I man enough to do it?

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>>15992210

You are such a pussy, seriously.

>>15992210

There's nothing to prove by riding in shit weather. If you enjoy it, go nuts. Otherwise, why ride and be miserable if you own a ca r/ have alternatives?

>>15992219
If I was a pussy, I wouldn't be going to work. I'd be at home fisting myself.

>>15992237
>t. Bitch gay ass fuck faggot pooftah

>>15992244

>butthurt miserable nocar

>>15992237
filthy casual

>>15992249

Street riding is where the filthy casuals are detained. Get a job and join us at the track.

>>15992247
2 car 2 bikes, twice as many balls as you

>>15992210
My trip today was 40°f. You ignore the cold after a while. I dont really notice unless the temp hits <25°. Them i put on some thicker gear.

>>15992257

probably four shitty vehicles

>>15992255
kek! poser boi

TOO SCARED TO RIDE THE STREET

OHHHHHH SO SCARY, I NEED TO RIDE IN CONTROLLED CONDITIONS

JUST LIKE WHEN I GET DOM'D

>>15992264

street riding is boring though, youd understand if you weren't so slow

>>15992263
>indian

well technically, yes

>>15992266
KEK

too scared to street rossi? got a small set.

>>15992270

It's not scary, just boring. Sorry if that upsets you so much.

I know the adults are at work, but these kids are shitposting so hard.

>>15992274
sure, bitch.

you need to know what's around the next bend, sounds boring to me

>>15992277

Why does this bother you so much? Who are you signalling to with your nonsense?

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Ducati made a commuter.
Doesn't a commuter need to be reliable?

>have to ride somewhere to make a change in my life
>it's raining
>have to take the higway for half an hour
>only 2 days left to take this opportunity

The universe is not cooperating, I think I'll just keep being miserable

>>15992276
put your gimpsuit on and piss yourself

>>15992282

I assumed it was aimed more at the canyon carvers who can't use even half the potential of the race bikes.

>>15992282
Where is this standard position ducati at?

>>15992286
t. faggot

Operate outside of your comfortzone, it might surprise you just what you are capable of.

t. non gimpsuit wearing death asking rider

>>15992288
So, like all of ducati's customer base.

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>>15991762
Well fuck,
I know I shouldn't be but I am surprised to learn there is an entire line of dinosaur sex novels.

>>15992295
ayyyyy

>>15992286
Rain isn't that bad. You have way more grip than you realize so long as you don't treat the throttle as an on/off switch. If you have the gear for it and don't mind being miserable and wet when you get there, go for it.

>>15992294
>Operate outside of your comfortzone

It's weird,
I get in a "the world is your oyster" state of mind while I'm not home, and I can do basically anything,
but when I come back I slowly fall in a state of apathy and procrastination that kills me.

Like I would take ANY excuse just to get out and do something as long as I wasn't home,
but when I have to come back here I struggle to get anything done.
Feels like I live in a fucking cobweb.

>>15992305

Then stop spending time at home and get off of 4chan.

You have done so much procrastinating in your home space that you subconsciously continue to be useless because of your surroundings.

>>15992313
Yeah I guess that's it.

I think the only solution would be to leave.

>>15992315

It's the reason you want a work space and a play space. Like an office for getting work done and a room for jerkin off to video games.

I'm similar in that I can really get shit done when I'm out and about.

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>>15992282
it's the exact bike the ducati consumerbase actually needs to be happy (with the way they ride the bikes).

That's why it'll flop and nobody will buy it, ducati owners buy the sizzle and not the sausage.

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What baiku should I buy for the zombee pacolips?

>>15992326
>ducati owners buy the sizzle and not the sausage.
Yah, true, but

>the exact bike the ducati consumerbase actually needs to be happy
The thing that makes them happy is that sizzle. They're Italian signaling devices. It's the fancy bike that everyone, rider or normie, recognizes. They want attention from everyone. The supersport will work on normies, but other riders will know they have the peasant model.

>>15992338
>What baiku should I buy for the zombee pacolips?

Definitely not some one-off piece of shit or cruiser. Something capable, common, and reliable. Some flavor of Japanese dual sport.

>>15992342
A dr or klr or XT
>definitely not a TT :^)

>>15992338
Making an HD dirt bike... Not buying a Buell Ulysses for stupid cheap and having an objectively better bike.

Some people's kids...

>>15992274
Local racetrack has 15 corners.
Local twisties has 315,573 corners.

I've had enough of kangaroos, I've had enough of cops, but I will get bored on a track much sooner than I would get bored on the street.

>>15992357

Do a track day and come back.

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Jack is back baby.

>>15992363
Already been there.
Trackdays aren't shit, they are a ton of fun don't get me wrong.

Nu tred?

Would you rather a 125cc motorcycle
a 110cc light mototcycle
a 180cc scooter with fake 125cc plates... :^)
?

>>15992548
125cc motorcycle, 2smoke.

>>15992553
no, all 4stroke


Would the 55 extra cc make up for it being a scooter? basically everybody is on a 125 or 110 around here. 250's are around and big monster bikes are around as well, but are really rare

>>15992536
>>15992536
>>15992536
>>15992536
>>15992536

NEUER