How do you deal with assholes trying to snipe parking spaces

>>15986386
Get out and confront them about it

Instead of pulling up like a mile past it and angle backing, turn as you approach it and straight line back into. No one would be able to take because you would be directly in front of it the whole time.

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>>15986386

>>15986514
This

get out of the car and murder them with a stick

>>15986495
I drive a tractor and trailer and this is roughly my technique.

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>>15986553
...do you often park at the mall with your tractor and trailer?

>>15986495
not how they teach you in school (at least here) but that's the proper way to do it

also once you stop for parking/3 point turn the other assholes on the road are legally required to let you safely complete your maneuver so fuck them

>>15986386
All the parking spaces in my area have the opposite angle to this in every lane. To back in you'd have to make a greater than 270 degree turn. You can just pull through.

>>15986489
Basically this, if some faggot can sneak in you are pulling way too far away from the spot when you go to reverse

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>>15986386

>>15986386
key their car afterwards

fuck 'em

>>15986514
>like a glove

>>15986514
nice dildos

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>>15986386

>>15986815

>that door
A good Tuesday morning chortle, thanks bruh

I have a golf club in my trunk now because of the clown meme but I can't wait until someone does this to me now

>gets attacked
>"wait dude time out lemme get my golf club"
lmao

>>15987044
obviously a reply to >>15987040

>>15987049
I like talking shit while I walk to my trunk, it's satisfying.

>>15986477
honestly this is the only way 99% of people have no real social skills and are afriad to talk back to someone confronting them.

only time it wont work is when the driver is a meat head on steroids or a 50's rich housewife who thinks the world is hers

>>15987066
dude nobody is going to leave their parked car and search for another 10min. If they stole your spot to begin with they are probably a shitty person who won't give you back "your" spot

>>15986637
>not how they teach you in school (at least here) but that's the proper way to do it
correct but this is the only way without somebody from the back take your spot.

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>>15986386
>they simply snipe the spot.
put your car in front of the car of the asshole, take your bat, explode his face

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pulling through

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>>15986386
>>15986815
the only way

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>>15986386
WTF? Where do you live where parking spaces are arranged like that?

Everywhere I've been if there's angled spaces you're supposed to just pull in. If you are in a situation where you have to back in to an angled space, you were going the wrong way against the flow of traffic.

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>>15987573

>Parking near other cars and not at the quiet end.

pull up to the spot throw on my blinkers and wait for them to go around

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>>15986386

>>15986386
>angled parking bays
>parking bays that promote driving in, rather than the far safer reversing technique
I know Americans are lazy, but come on, get your shit together.

>>15986514
Reminds of Jackie chan in the Evo from Who am I!?

http://i.imgur.com/Hzy2hyT.gif

>>15988862
It takes up less room dawg>>15989862