what would you boys do to get us to pump your gas? :P

Go away, you'll only end up spilling it on the paint.

I wouldnt let them pump gas into my car. They would probably scratch my paint with the pump handle.

>>15956824
Or spilling it between the fender flares and the body causing rust.

>letting anyone but you fill your own car
And don't even bother with asking for a tip.

Ma'am, why should I think that you should pump my gas since you're clearly not an employee of the gas station?

This better be a euphemism for sex, or you bitches better drive away in that shitbox.

>shit tattoos on a girl

no thanks, let alone car model girls

the best girls aren't out there parading for cash.

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> RESTING IT ON THE PAINT!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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dont be rude you guys!

>>15956822
say hi and ask if you would pump my gas.

Are those sneakers with high heels?

What the fuck?

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one too many dimensions for my taste

>>15956957
Iron man wears the same shoes, I think vin diesel as well

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>>15956923
Don't you whores have some convertibles to dance in instead?

>>15956871
>Getting this angry over a shitty ricer bodykit

>>15957046
This
>It's just a shitty toyota anyway

>>15957042
What the fuck is this? Why would they do that?

>>15957061
Because they think Miatas are for fags.

>>15956822
Free rides on muh dick.

>>15957085
But only fags and closet fags drive those. Beside thats probably the only time there were any real women in that car that weren't 2D

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>tfw no ricequeen gf

>>15956822
>Literally cross and Christ himself on wrist
>Is a whore
KEK

>>15957046
its the fact that is resting on the paint, he NEVER said anything bout the car bitch

>>15959566

What really makes her a whore in this pic? you virgin neckbeard lmao

>>15956822
I'm only into asians desu.

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>MFW no cute Japanese mechanic gf

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>>15959608

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>>15956822
All memes aside I would give erica nagashima the most insane 32 seconds of her life

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>>15959608

>MFW no christmas cake AE86 owning milf GF that cooks you a lunchbox full of sushi and tempura and sashimi in exchange for rough sex

>>15959608
>cute

>>15959634
DIESEL FIAT

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>>15959626

>the wheel is not off the ground

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>>15959608
>>15959616
>>15959626
>Staged photos for $500 bob

>>15959566
And? Mary Magdalene was a whore and Jesus still let her follow him

>>15959599
>Selling body for $$
>Not a whore
your complete lack of standards and understanding of the English language lmao

>>15959626
She aged really well. Wife/10

>>15959645

Some women in Japan aren't complete fuckups like their western counterparts. This ain't staged.

>I-I defended your honor on the internet, p-please be mai waifu ;_;

>>15959638

>He raises his car before applying torque to loosen the lug nuts.

>>15959661
>he doesnt have a air compressor with gun

>>15959638
>He doesn't loosen up the lugs before lifting and tighten down after lowering when the car is safely on the ground
Have fun getting crushed faggot

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>>15959681

>Mfw no garage.

>>15959645

>>15959657
She wasn't a whore while following him. Read the story.

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>>15959689

>mfw he is poor and doesnt have a well paying job

>>15959691
>implying once your whore you can ever stop being a whore
Christ, leave the basement for once

>>15956822
Buy the both of you breast augmentations.

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>>15959699

>mfw make more in a week from my couch than you do in a year :^)

Well if you're going to fill up my tank, you might as well pay for it

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>>15959723

>mfw he thinks its all about the money

i started my new job this year as a police car mechanic making 38$ starting off. after 25yrs i can retire with a nice pension from the state and social security

>>15956822
Rape.

>>15959737

>Mechanic job without dealing with dumb customers and get a pension.

Cool, breh.

>>15959638
Are you literally retarded or have you never changed a tire before?

>>15959723
Why not post the real numbers? 20% gain is still great and not worth fudging numbers for.

>>15959795

These are real numbers, 2 days ago saw a 90ish percent gain, yesterday was a bit of a shitshow as it rose to .50 cents and dropped to .28 cents.

I bought in at .25, sold at .44 and bought back in for almost double my position today.

You should do the same man, marijuana is booming in Canada, it will be legalized in the spring. Fire up google finance and take a gander at how all the MJ stocks have been doing since summer.

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>>15959814

>mfw if you had a time machine, you would have saved up and bought 800 000 shares of one of these companies when they were pennies a few months ago and would have been a millionaire today while making 100K a day.

Fuck it hurts to live when you think about it.

>>15959814

Sorry, bought in at .20 cents*

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>tfw you will never be able to sniff Brittani Paige's butthole

>>15956871

You are now aware of a new reason to think these bodykits are retarded.

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get bent

>>15960240
What the fuck am I looking at

>>15956822
Please don't pump gas into my truck it is a diesel.

>>15959661
>no impact wrench lmao

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>>15959776
nigga i thought she was trying to take off like that one pic where the girl has a wrench over the lug nut on the wheel. i dont see any jack or jack stands on that picture

>>15960245
shoe on car

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>>15956846
>tfw moved to oregon from a free state

Who the fuck cares about you? That wing is sick as fuck though, tell your boyfriend his car is cool.

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>>15960258

>So weak, he needs an impact wrench just to loosen his lug nuts.

>>15960443

>so poor he uses a 4 way lug wrench to take off his tire

>>15956822
>le stance nation

kys

>>15960504


>So triggered over someone using a wrench because he's so weak.

Poetry.

>>15956871
The hand is one thing, but the other chick has her shoe on the side skirt.
I'm rustled.

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>>15960539

>so triggered he had to reply to bait

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>>15960594

>haha I-it was b-bait tho

Hit the gym, cuck

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>>15960608
but i do. someone who doesnt go would use that as a comeback

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>>15960617

Oh you do? show me a pic, dyel :^)

Till then, try not to be too autistically triggered over people using wrenches. lmao

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>>15960632
i power lift so you'll just think i'm fat. only fags who lift for girls go for asthetics

till then, try not to be too autistically triggered over people bullying you online. lmao

till then

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>>15960652

>I-I'm a p-powerlifter y-you might think i-im fat ;_;
>o-only f-fags lift for aesthetics

Nice excuse shamu, I powerlift aswell and I'm lean.

Still waiting for that pic, triggered tubby :^)

>>15960652
>i power lift so you'll just think i'm fat. only fags who lift for girls go for asthetics

this is what fat people actually believe

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>>15960652

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>>15960673
>he has to be lean to be fit

lmao, have you ever heard of patrik baboumian he's huge as fuck and he power lifts

still waiting on your picture skelly

>inb4 he goes to /fit/ and takes a random CBT picture

>>15960303
>damage control
Wew

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>>15960687

LMAO to a tee.

>>15960689

I asked you first, shamu :^)

What's the matter? scared? I'll post a pic with me and my car as soon as you do like I asked.

>>15960689
>HAES
Kys

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>>15960700

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>>15960715

>Says he's fat powerlifter
>Steals a picture off a CBT thread

That's not even you, you faggot cuck

>>15960728

you can go ahead and try to find this on CBT, you wont.

there is a fit saying "once you start lifting is the day you'll be forever small" in my case feel fat.

>>15960715
>shitposting this bad

>>15960740
Time stamp where?

>>15960740

Whatever, I don't even care anymore, this is petty.

>there is a fit saying "once you start lifting is the day you'll be forever small" in my case feel fat

I agree with you on this one, I used to be 100 pounds heavier.

>>15960750
that pic is from last month, i'v been too tired to hit the gym. i swear i think i might have gained some weight. lifting feels like another chore. i feel like a woman trying to get as slim as possible

>>15960785

>Vitamin D 4000I.Us
>Olive Oil in shakes but compensate so you don't go over your macros
>Heavy compound lifts
>HIIT
>tons of sleep

You'll be lean in no time. The vitamin D and olive oil is for test gains, the compound liftsd and hiit aswell.

>This thread is embarassing
>Only fap once a week.

>>15956822
I'd worship your feet : 3

>>15956957
they are called sneaker wedges anon

lrn2/fa/

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get the fuck away from my civic you whores

>>15956957
Sneaker wedges you peasant.

I see you do all your clothes shopping at Walmart

>>15959814
>frosty in the making
wew

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>>15960994

Selling drugs on the street is for goyim plebs

Realess niggaz do it from dey couch with impugnity, proxy by proxy.

But seriously though, INVEST NOW, this is akin to the 90s tech boom.

Bag of hot cheetos

>>15961047
>it's okay, I do it the proper way, you idiots, I'm safe and I'm making loads of monies
frosty in the making, I stand by my word

>>15961047
>Market over saturated with companies
>All volatile as hell
You've either got to diversify, have close ties with the company, or risk large sums to make money on pot stocks right now.
Hindsight's 2020 with the "tech boom" of the 80's and 90's.
If investing were clear cut and easy, there would be no money to make.
Remember, it's a zero sum game that's been fucked by over reaching government.

>>15961077

Not really over saturated, there are about 6-7 companies which will eventually be bought out by their bigger counterparts. If you do your own due diligence, youèll know which ones to pick. You cant lose because they are all rising.

Le Weed Man in Canada will legalize it in the spring.

This is strictly for Canadian MJ stocks, US ones are a hot potato.

>>15961097
Look up what happened in the Netherlands to people who thought things would go this way.

>>15956822
Nothing. I don't need you to do that. Why don't you go help that old lady over there?

>>15961105

Drug production is apparantly illegal?

The companies in Canada have to be approved by Health Canada in order to start producing, completely by the book and legal.

>>15957042
>girls see miata
>girls get in miata

>>15959700
He'd know the story if he was Christ

>>15959638
>I wouldnt let them pump gas into my car. They would probably scratch my paint with the pump handle.

I bet you never changed a wheel in your life you pathetic weeaboo piece of shit.

>>15956822
idk probably do what the photographer did, give them money, or if they're dumb, "exposure"

>>15956822
nothing, fuck you and gimme' that fucking car.

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>>15956822
get away from me you filthy rent seeking shit skin. you have to go back.

>>15957061
Tfw they say heels were on, but we see those bitches were off

>>15956822
>Dark skinned bitch is resting pump on car
>On her toes=poor footing
>Bitch #2 in driver side of car that isnt hers
>Hair covering half of face like edge-lord

Nigga

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>>15956822
why do people even stage these kind of photos? it's obvious that the car is not theirs, so why are they posing like it is e.g. pumping the gas? it makes me cringe more than it turns me on...

>>15956871
the car looks vinyl wrapped so i don't think it would hurt the paint

>>15963289
You need to go back to /pol/

>>15959439
Or people who aren't beta enough to care about what people think of their car. I don't own a Miata, but I would seriously consider it in the future because I'm not retarded enough to fall for the "Miatas r le gay" meme.

>>15960504
>>15960443

Grow a pair, use a t handle. Carry with you every where... Use wisely

Ratchet your mouth shut and pull hubs when you strip studs and also cannot gauge torque