redpill me on f56 minis

>>15946325

Small and gay

womens car

hairdresser car
worse than miatas

Unreliable mainly due to French engines

>>15946420
>French engines
u wot m8
MINIs are made by BMW nowadays

>>15946467
PSA engines mate, they're shite

fat and bigger than the old ones
also, gay

>>15946474
The 1.6 HDi engines are probably the most reliable part on the car, lol.

>>15946325
Fatter and uglier than R56
Shitty French engine
Feels smooth to drive largely attributed to now being a pigfat car and no longer a go-cart.

>>15947718
>Implying you know what a good engine is

>>15946325
nice engine, shame about the car

>>15946420
>>15946474
>>15947718
>>15947771
The new mini uses BMW engines. Only the r56 and 53 use French engines. These new engines are just as reliable as any other current BMW engine

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>>15946325
Don't have one, but drove one around,and it's a blast.

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>>15946325
The path of red_pill is a path of delusion and faith. The theory that the universe is a simulation is a hypothesis that cannot be tested like the spaghetti monster. The sweet irony of the matrix.

>>15948257
>cudda
Do you really write like that, burgerbros?

>>15948314
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sideways+over+a+speedbump

>>15948034
Which means not at all

>>15948336
yeah I know you didn't write that, just wanted to know if its common because it seems as retarded as "would of known"

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>>15946325
S models have a fake hood scoop like the R56. Each generation gets softer and more bloated than the last.

R53 is the most appealing of the new Minis.

>>15948034
R53 engine was made in Brazil iirc

>>15948664
The R53 was also designed by the same guy who did the original.