How does a woman wreck a car this bad?

>>15925965
By driving it.

/thread

>>15925965
Is that a mk4 jetta?
Made me sad because I have one

>>15926038
B5 Passat, its bigger brother.

>>15925965
What happened

>>15925965
>all that
>hurt shoulder
As much as I hate these safety regs, I gotta say - goddamn do they work

>>15925965
All the stancefags are jealous.

I was sleeping on my back in the road and she tried driving over me. Morning wood caught her axle.

>>15925965
The driver door is banged up, Did she get hit from the side? or did she look at her phone and veer off and hit something

Did she run over something?

What could you run over in a car that can tear off the entire rear axle?

>>Haha women can't drive haha
Am I in pol?

>>15926522
my guess hitting curb sideways does that

>>15926643
You can't spell /pol/ without /o/

>>15926643
you're not in tumblr either, faggot.

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>>15926643
go be triggered somewhere else, nu-male.

>>15926643
no, you're in the real world.

Insurance says men have more total accidents, but when accounted for miles driven, men have significantly less accidents per mile than women do.

By cold hard statistics they are inferior drivers, possibly due to the fact that they have inferior spacial awareness, again a scientifically accepted fact.

Concern troll pls go

>>15925965
Presumably, she panic-grabbed the handbrake at high speed.

>>15926699
summer is over

>>15926038
how does that EVER look like a jetta, do americans not have VW on their shit island? its obviously a passat you ape.

>>15926699
>Panic grab handbrake
>stopping force of rear drums is inherently powerful in superior Deutsch design
>Rear wheels secure themselves to ground and rip rear axle off of car

>>15925965
Impressive

Someone unbolted her subframe

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>>15926658
/p/o/l/ ??????????????


???????????

>>15925965
My best guess would be that the rear subframe mountings were rotten to fuck, and she slid and hit a kerb or something, that shattered the mountings and then inertia carried the car off of the now separate subframe

Something similar happened to my E46, but that's a well known issue with rear subframe cracking I ignored, while I don't know enough about Mk4 golfs to make a serious discussion on the matter

>>15926129

That's the only thing that made me replace my 89 Opel Kadett.
I loved that shitbox.

>>15925965
Crash? It's a Volkswagen.
>Take a speed bump at 17mph
>Front end says ok
>Rear end says fuck you I'm a Volkswagen and quits it's job taking both rear wheels with it
>Open the door to yell at it and the VAG quality door latches break leaving the door hanging
>Then the trunk pops open spilling all of the contents on the motorway

>>15926948
>how can you NOT tell the difference between these two nearly identical shitboxes made by the same brand
europoors lol

>>15926643
Lurk moar fuckwit

>>15927253
m8 the Passat and Jetta look completely different for those generations. Especially the rear

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>>15927265
They're almost identical you moron

STAND BY FOR JUSTICE!

>>15927277
Damn

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>>15926674

>>15927572
>When your $70,000 4.0 W8 flagship sedan looks identical to the $20,000 1.6 4 banger down the street

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>>15927277
I'd agree with you, except it's clearly a post-facelift Passat. The Jetta never got taillights like this.

not saying women are inherently bad drivers, but I once owned a 2001 passat just like the pic related and I got crashed by a girl who made a u-turn without looking lmao

>>15927443
Is nobody going to understand this fucking reference

>>15926522
It happens on american cars all the time

>>15926677
>cold hard statistics
not that you can lie with statistics or anything...

I still agree with you though

>>15927277
for Stevie Wonder, yes

>>15926948
America is an island?

>>15927277
You do realise that the right one is a Bora?

>>15928259
Which was badged "Jetta" in the US. They're both mk4 Golf sedans with a slightly different front end.

>>15926643
Going to throw in a green text story from when i was 16, involving women drivers

>At the time only had my license for a couple months
>First one to have a car so i was always driving my friends around
>Driving all around town to pick up people, get weed, go to someone elses house, etc
>On this particular afternoon it was the day after a bad snowstorm
>Over 1ft of snowfall
>By this time the road commission did a pretty good job clearing up the roads
>However there was still a thin layer of snow everywhere
>After driving for over an hour we saw a lot of people that slid off the road
>We counted 8 total accidents. 1 rollover, all women drivers, 6 of them were blonde

Got another story for you bud, in case you dont believe me yet

>>15928290
go

VW OWNER HERE

it's actually most likely not entirely the woman's fault.

there are serious subframe issues where they can rot to SHIT due to shit rust coating.

the entire rear subframe would have been garbage and all it would have taken is a minor impact to rip it loose.

it's a common issue

>>15928309
>minor impact
Ok, but what did she do to cause that minor impact? That's the question.

>>15926643
>>15928290

>Earlier this year, either January or February I don't remember
>Snow is falling at an inch an hour
>Have a really long driveway and I live off a main road
>Call a buddy who does snow plowing to plow the driveway before it gets too bad
>When he comes over I hop in my car and drive across the street so he can do his thing and i won't be in his way
>On my phone when i hear a really loud smack
>Ffs
>Look up and see one car swerving, the other car is driving off road into a field of grass
>Shit
>Turn off my car and attempt to run through ankle high snow (lol)
>Make sure everyones okay
>Talk to the guy that got hit, told me the girl started swerving and went into his lane
>He tried driving off road to avoid her but didn't have enough time
>Girls car was fugged
>Airbags went off and there were pieces of her car all over the road
>She started crying because she just got her car out of "the shop" that previous week
>Walked back to my car after I knew everyone was okay

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>>15926643

Chinks are even worse and niggers and spics ruin the few vehicles they can afford.

Also all car dealers, new and used are jews who have ruined the auto industry.

>>15928319
I should clarify that when i said i drove across the street, there's actually a subdivision there so i was just parked behind the sign. I could still see pretty far from where I was sitting

>>15928309
Yeah with like the front allow bent to Fuck, front wing and door ripped to shit and literally hanging off the hinges and the trunk knocked open it sure was a minor crash eh

>>15928329
>haha guys aren't I so great? I am white!
>yeah I am unemployed
>no I did not go to university
>no I don't have a girlfriend or fwb
>yes I am a weaboo
>no I don't have my own car, I drive my mom's car and if I got even a scratch on it she would flip out!

>>15926643
na you're in reality

>be female
>fender bender a week
>be male
>perfect spatial awareness, never hit anything
>do a top speed run down the interstate and finally hit something
>it's a deer
>disintegrate into a gorillion pieces along with the deer and your car
>radio survives still playing eurobeat
>through the power of shit music you come back to life
>part car, part deer, part man
>deercarman

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>>15926643

>>15925965
>rear axle completely separates from body of vehicle

german engineering lmao

>>15928344
I have a car, a job, a girlfriend, and hate anime. no uni though, american higher ed isn't worth the money.

I can verify that asians are terrible drivers by merit of being overly safe

>drive below speed limit
>stop to make all turns
>wait until person ahead of you is 10 feet out before moving from a stoplight
They can value their lives elsewhere. I practice driving like a self driving car so I can fit in when the apocalypse occurs.

>1in following distance
>take every turn without reducing speed
>COOL VIBRATIONS

>>15928344
Careful not to burn your slides projecting this hard, friend.

>>15926677
by your logic I should get a pay-per-mile policy

>>15928358
GIVE ME BACK MY SIDES YOU CUNT

>>15928358
>Euro plates

and they say Americans are stupid...

>>15928378
Don't your providers ask for an annual milage figure when you request a quote?

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>>15928358

>>15928386
It's just women, m8

>>15928378
The insurance industry agrees that you should have metered service, because then they can also track you for driving behaviours that either drive up the incidence of claims or increase their severity when they happen at average or below-average rates, like nighttime togue runs (former) and casual speeding (latter)

>>15928367
confirmation bias desu senpai. If you think all the bad drivers are black and chinese you should try parking at my uni

>>15928368
Nah I pretty much thought of myself and listed the opposite of everything

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>>15928344

>mfw I am employed
>mfw I didn't fall for the university meme and get jew'd out of money for a worthless diploma and instead went into the skilled trades
>mfw I have a fiance
>mfw I don't watch gook shit
>mfw I have several vehicles

I guarantee you're either not white or not forced to live around the feral hordes of brown people in the US.

>>15925965
slid, hit a curb at like 40mph, and ripped off her rear end.

>>15928405
>goes to uni
>staunch defender of m'ladies
Poetry

>>15928407
>Trades

Yeah, you might make as much money, but you don't have hard proof that you're intelligent and people can just assume you're a hard working moron. Meanwhile, I can take literature classes and get a bachelors in english with my IQ score of 98 and people will instantly recognize me as an intelligent, compassionate, well rounded human being worth having sex with (unlike robotic STEM psychopaths). How's that feel?

>>15928405
>Confirmation bias

Not really m8. I went on to the roads thinking asians were master street racers at heart because of their above average stats and all the sporty cars and bikes that japan puts out, but it turns out the ones that live in the US drive in old man mode from 16 onwards.

>>15928425

Good, because I don't feel the need to prove my intelligence to strangers.

>>15928443
"Strangers" includes potential employers

>>15928314
>>15928343
not defending the bitch, just letting you know the rear subframe shits itself quite often.

>>15927249
perfect description of Volkswagen anon. i fucking failed my licence test because of this.

>>15928455

Yeah, that's why I have references and certifications directly related to the job I want. Your literature degree offers no marketable skills unless you become a writer, which is more of a hobby than a job considering the desolate career prospects.

>>15926130
>kek

>>15928526
well yeah, he's taking English courses at his uni, of course his opinion doesn't matter. he's just triggered that those in the STEM fields actually have a future ahead of themselves besides flipping burgers

Women not knowing how to drive is the fault of their fathers. If you're not teaching your daughter about cars like you would a son, you are failing her and yourself.

>>15928455
Unless you've got a grad degree or certs, no one thinks better of you because you've got a uni diploma. It's basically secondary school 2, electric boogaloo.

There are too many shovel grads not qualified to work in their own fields or with a degree not relevant to anything except as a prerequisite to getting a grad school degree so you can teach in that field.

I fell for the college meme, and not only did my degree not get me any respect from anyone who actually mattered (had to earn that the old fashioned way), but I've since learned not to give anyone else's degree any respect either.

At this point, I'd rather hire an 18 year old and teach him what he needs to know on the job.

>>15926115
It's a B5.5 Passat actually.

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>>15925965
>woman
>car
There's your problem.

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>>15925965
How does a man wreck a car this bad?

>>15928358
the best part about this is that she probably would have gone around a few more times if not for that other car

>>15928649
Go full dagumi.

Texting and driving or putting on make up then hit oncoming traffic or swerved

>>15927253
Its one of the 10 cars in Europe that has more than 86hp.

>>15928425
>English degree
EE lmaoing @ you are life

>>15928649
thats a pretty good tree, would build a house out of its material

>>15927032
The American design is far superior
https://youtu.be/-a8wfF9hba8

>>15928425
>english degree
Enjiy being a waiter

>>15929956
I don't get why he's so smug.

>>15928649
did he die?

>>15925977

FPBP
P
B
P

>>15928649

he thought he had a subaru

>>15928649
It was probably a female-male transgender

>>15928649
See, this is how a man crashes. No other motorists or pedestrians are involved and the crash itself is caused by very high speed which makes sense, instead of destroying 6 parked cars in a parking lot at less than 10 mph. Plus, the aftermath was very spectacular. All things considered, 10/10 crash.

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>>15926948
>America
>island

>>15926128
#nofilter

is what happened. people are so stupid bruh. during 5PM rush hour i always see women texting, eating or putting on makeup while behind the wheel

>>15930465
Smh

>>15930486
was the word filer removed!?

baka
senpai

>>15930560
Surely not desu

>>15928386
>>15928396

Most English are just generally stupid tho

>>15930587
Smh
Tbh
Senpai

>>15930597
Does it not filter out capitalised words?
Thb desu
Smh baka

>>15930647
Nice detective work desu senpai

>>15928405
>Calls someone out for confirmation bias
>proceeds to use anecdotal evidence
Might wanna take an extra year at muh uni m8.

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>>15928358
>eurosmarts

>>15931526
Those are British plates mate

>>15931535
>britain isnt in europe
european education

>>15931535
Brits are European. You are an island off the coast of France. You fags are European.

>>15931561
>european education
They voted themselves out of Europe a few months ago.

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>>15931600
>voted themselves out of Europe

>>15931561
>>15931563
I bet if you Americunts were put on an island off continental Europe you'd behave the same way

>>15931628
Nope. I'm pretty sure we would accept our geographical location.

>>15931628
>I bet if you Americunts were put on an island off continental Europe you'd behave the same way
No, we'd get on a boat and sail across the ocean. Or rather, we already did.

>>15928425
>bragging about iq.
>r/iamverysmart

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>>15928425
>IQ score of 98
False flagging against English majors confirmed.

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>>15925977

>>15928290
>>15928319
>Getting some weed

Had to throw that in for edginess.

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>>15934195
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>15927640
The Invicta S1 did, however.

>>15929914
underrated kek

>>15928358
How has she survived that long?

>>15928344
You can be black or hispanic and still call someone a nigger or spic. Niggers and spics are the trash of their race, white trash is just white trash. There's just a higher percentage of niggers and spics in their respective races.

>>15934406
I like how they turned them sideways, all like "no no no, these are totally not from one of the most boring cars on the planet".

>>15926643
No but you are a women in denial.
>inb4 "Identify as..."

>>15925977
Kek

>>15928425
>unlike robotic STEM psychopaths
The only psychopaths are the retards that go for a liberal arts degree.

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>>15925977

>axle is completely out

What the fuck did she do?

>>15934796
Drive a VW, that's what.

>>15928366
This. German cars don't even score the best marks in the IIHS crash test, despite pretending to be all about it.

>>15928386
>>15928358
I'm starting to think that Europeans, usually Londoners and especially Italians, are objectively less intelligent than their American counterparts.

>>15934864
People are stupid everywhere. It depends on who has more cameras in an area with idiots. Also
>women
>smart

>>15927595
U N D E R S T A T E M E N T


you silly burgers

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>>15934864
>Europeans
>less intelligent than their American counterparts
>intelligent
>American counterparts
>American
>intelligent

>>15926129
They work by keeping people who do shit like this alive to do it again.

>>15928649
poor vette

>>15926135
abbopost
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>>15928344
shouldn't you be at the dealership, leasing a Benz you can't afford, shitskin?

>>15928649
he didn't crash, the car had mechanical problems and he tore it in two in a fit of manly rage.

Anyone who regularly posts on /pol/ should be euthanized.

>>15925977

Shit'll buff out.

>>15928342
I though the green text ended when you said "there were pieces of her" I was like holy fucking shit how

Then I realized I'm retarded

>>15928649
Did he lived?

greentext of what happened to my teacher (apprenticeship program)
>be not me
>driving home from work in sedan
>take back roads because no interstates at the time
>cruisin' through no rush especially because of possible deer in tall grass
>get to intersection
> no possibility of other drivers cuz middle of night
>stop and make sure anyways
>suddenly huge suv come barrelling through with no lights on whatsoever
>instant wreckage

to end this
the driver of the suv was a 17yo gril high and drunk as fuck. according to her, she always drives like that so she can see other drivers and either slow down or speed past them. she didn't see my teacher because his car was lower than the grass and didn't see his lights.

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>>15928649
walked away

>>15927595
That's VAG for you

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>>15936784
This hurts as a conquest owner

>>15927277
You want to see some real autism, go watch /k/all of Duty kids argue over the billions of AK/AR variants.

>>15937728
M27 IS important tho. The switch from SAWs to rifles is a game changer

>>15926643
>>15926658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>15935609
this, why oh why did moot have to bring that shithole back along with r9k

>>15925965

lmao that girl and i went to the same uni. GO TIGERS.

>>15937989
whats her name?

>>15937864
They'd be shitting up the other boards otherwise.

>>15925965
>thoughts and prayers
I'm honestly surprised when ever I see someone say that unironically

Men 'cause more accidents' only because they cause more reported accidents. They drive more than women and more safely. It's only that we like to do toogay at night and swerve off the road avoiding cunts texting on their phone pulling out that we crash and die.
Women cause FAR more accidents it's isn't that they are small ones that often are outside of insurance or their poor driving runs men off the road.

>>15937864
>cunt
>ain
>ment

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>>15936903
you mean stealth wealth, bro

>>15926643
Literally 8/10 tier b8

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>>15928347

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>>15931600
You know European Union isnt Europe right?

>>15935361
>vette
>A FUCKING 300ZX

>>15926948
I agree desu. The Jetta is so much smaller than the Passat. So only a pleb could get them confused. That comment probably came from a girl because they love Jettas

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>>15928319
>mfw if read that as "pieces of her all over the road

>>15928290
>just picked my kids up from school
>about to take a right on to my street
>pull up to stop sign and stop
>rear-ended
>almost pushed into path of cement-mixer truck
>woman who hit me says "I didn't know you were going to stop."
>at. a. fucking. stop. sign.

>>15931526
Being on an island helps quarantining.

>>15927196
>golf

>>15940347
Same happened to a friend, only difference:
>girl said "I DIDN'T SEE YOU!

At a fucking stop sign, in broad daylight and perfect visibility.

>>15928407
>mfw I have a fiance

mfw when you get divorced rape in 3 years cuck

>>15926643
>random anon makes distasteful joke
>am i in pol?

>>15936784
That poor starion, it shouldn't have ended that way.
But anything is better than a baby bomber hording it in his garage

>>15937728
listen here you shitter, the differences between an AKM and an AMD-65 are very important.

>>15940347
>>15941519
fuckin womein

>>15937607
>>15941751
Fucking boomers keep buying these cars

All these dumbies in this thread calling the torsion beam an axle. I THOUGHT HTIS WAS A FUGGIN CAR BOARD JEEZ.

>>15925977
Kek'd
/thread

>>15926643
Been like this way before /pol/ existed newfag.
Besides, facts are facts. Now fuck off

>>15928358
Boggles my mind.

>>15927249
How the fuck? I thought VWs (Passat's especially) have a very resilient rear thanks to the double wishbone setup.

>>15928415
>Poetry
*pottery

>>15928649
Angry female detected

>>15929914
It's amazing how strong trees and their roots are.