/DAT/

>drink couple o cans of emu
>run out of emu
>switch to VB
>tastes weird
not sure if because i switched or this is a bad batch of VB

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>>15904672
VB, is basically just one whole bad batch.
It'll get you drunk and then beat the shit out of you tomorrow.

>>15904679
>Bun Bun
My nigga

>>15904679
kek'd
they got some sort of off aftertaste
even worse than usual i mean
i opened two more cans and they taste the same

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If you don't drive a commodore you're un-Australian.

>>15904687
I'm not a fussy man when it comes to drink, but VB just hurts me way too much the next day.

>be sa
>power goes in and out
>got robbed by junkies earlier for my wallet because cops are tied up with storm

fuck my life, at least they only got 50 bucks but now i have to cancel my cards and get a new license.

>>15904692
>driving a "modified" German car with an American engine is "Australian"

>>15904722
>Power out
>When you know there'll be criminals around
>Not carrying a handgun

>>15904704
more of a vodka man myself, but VB has nearly no impact on me the day after
also, just opened a 4th can and it still tastes off, think i'm gonna trash the whole box

>>15904692
fuck off cunt

t. falcon country

>>15904730
>just opened a 4th can and it still tastes off
that's how it tastes cunt, why do you think only drunks and old cunts like it?

>>15904727
Whatever you say Chang

>>15904737
nah tastes different from usual mate

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Couple of questions..
1. I'm about to go for my blacks, is it hard?
2. I'm selling my auto lancer to buy a manual. Roughly 5 grand to spend, what should I get?
I've been learning in my friends manual, I can drive basically anywhere I want now but I still need practice on hills and in heavier traffic.

>>15904771
323 SP20

>>15904771
comodore turbo mate

how many of you sa cucks are drowning in the floods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZdvMWkOq-M

>>15904662
>not gyara-dose.jpg
YA BLEW IT

>>15904799
it's much funnier if you get the joke yourself you cunt
you're the one who blew it

>>15904771
Auto Toyota Soarer for $3.5-4k
Manual swap $1.5k after selling auto

>>15904727
it's austrian m8

>>15904727
>taking pride in a shitty german car that snapped in half under testing in Australia then had to be rebuilt from the ground up
try harder

>>15904687
VB only taste good when they are at about 1C

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>>15904945
>my AC when i store them at room temperature

>>15904945
VB only tastes good when they are replaced with another drink

OK, ive had a Statesman and a VR Wagon previously, i sold them both because they were shitboxes, but for some reason i want another commodore

$500 budget, dont want to give a shit about the car, im planning on using the car to park it at train stations, park it in sheedy parts of town, and highway driving, im tossing up between a hyundai sexcel or a VN/VP Commodore Executive

IF POSSIBLE, I ALSO WANT TO HAVE A LOOK BEAUTIFUL ROADSTER

>>15905227
Sexcel. Won't destroy your wallet like a commo and you can still have a bit of fun thrashing the shit out of it

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Who went for a comfy storm cruise last night cunts?

>>15905227
go for a manual v6 vs with the irs

>>15906175
nah mate just stayed at home on the computer haha

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>>15905238
Holden Astra convertible. Take out the back seats for Stage One weight reduction.

Why are Kia and Hyundai drivers so shit? Bad BMW 3 Series drivers are at least balanced out by that one mad cunt in an M-whatever, etc.

Is buying from an auto manufacturer without noteworthy motorsports history the mark of a paste-eating retard?

>>15907646
>not putting in over 9000 bottles of oil for fiery mad power

>>15908038
Is probably because the people that buy Hyundais and shit literally couldn't give a fuck about driving.

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Cunt clueless about weather here. Is the storm pounding SA going to go through VIC and disappear off the coast or will it end up giving QLD a lashing too?

>>15908077
>literally couldn't give a fuck about driving
But do they have to be so shit at it, too? It seems to be a thing with Toyota Camrys too. Corolla and even Prius drivers can be unremarkable enough not to register but the Camry sticks out like that one downie in your first grade class photo.

Went to work last night, Maccas, while the whole town had no power.
Sat around in the dark playing security guard for five hours before being let home because our cleaner had shown up and our boss told the on shift manager to cancel all morning crew.
Power is just on now, a little bit before 12pm.
It's going to suck for anyone who shows up, because I couldn't clean those trays without hot water.

>>15904728
If I take my legal, registered handgun outside of its safe for anything other than going to a range, I'm fairly sure I get more jail time then someone illegally carrying one

>>15904945
VB only tastes good if you're aboriginal

>>15906175
Power was out so I went out in the skyline to act like skyline owners do. Cops were too busy directing traffic and dealing with whiney cunts who had no power

>>15908077
>>15908238

Camry drivers are the Volvo drivers of the modern era. They have utterly no interest in driving, and want a car that completely insulates them from remembering they're on the road among other traffic. They fully buy into the "every k over is a killer" bullshit and prove it by driving 5-10km/h below the limit because of course that makes them 5-10% safer in their minds; they also make sure that every other fucker on the road (the ones they notice) are safe too by speeding up in overtaking lanes and crowding out everybody that doesn't have the power to pass them. They have utterly no comprehension of the fact that they have to keep left when not overtaking on dual carriageways, and squeal like pigs on the 1 in a million chance that a police car pulls them over for it.

I have a deep dark fantasy where I kidnap a couple of dozen Camry owners, drug them, fly them to Germany and revive them while they're in the passenger seat of an M5 doing 220km/h on the Autobahnen and record their screams as relaxation music for me to go to sleep to.

>>15908455
I get Sexual pleasure out of blasting past the camry owners you described with my exhaust open at wot on country roads. It's even better when I can get it to backfire right next to them. Can't stand the cunts

>>15904730
>>15904749
if you actually ring them or send them an email, they are usually grateful. they on occasion even send you out a voucher for a new slab. companies want to know when something is fucked with their product

I'm going to buy my first car soon, grandmother gave me $20k before she died to spend on a car. What should I get?
I'm looking at a Holden Ute with a V8

>>15908924
I get off on cutting them off when they're in the right lane on dual carriageways. I can't possibly have cut them off as I moved right to overtake... because they're not supposed to be there

>>15909134
$5k reliable DD, put the rest in savings.

>>15909151
seconded

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Model T national tour came through my town today, do i dump pics?

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>tfw leftie faggots want to protest john howard
>because our best pm can't spend retired life in peace

>>15909280
who is giving johnno shit?
the man hugged a bloke who came running at him with a screwdriver instead of getting his security guards to shoot him.

>>15909209
pls yes

>>15909289
some sydney uni cunts.
the uni wants to give him an honourary degree

what do you guys think of the single turbo rx7 fc?

>>15909420
Buy one, become a medicine student by say and touge King by night

Am I allowed to be proud of being white? Some oppressive shitlord at the shops tried to claim otherwise and I'm pretty triggered right now

>>15909280
>best pm
>was the singular man behind our gun laws

Please leave

>>15909280
>>15909289
>who is giving johnno shit?
Leftist "academics". So hacks with Social "Science" and Arts degrees.

>>15909592
Give the gay cunts the Hitler salute. Take no shame in who you are, but don't fall into the trap of a group identity. We waz conquerz and shieeeeeet.

>>15909592
don't need to be proud when you're the best - you just need to /be/

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>>15909592
Just be yourself bro. Chicks dig confidence.

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KTM Duke 390.

Good first bike or no?

>>15909682
Heard they're not that reliable and god help you if you hit a pot hole.

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Is this rice acceptable?

>>15909691
>god help you if you hit a pot hole
What?

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>>15908211
is the storm going to travel 1000 of km across a dry barren shithole then dump rain on qld?

>>15909714
Nope but its your car so do what you want

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>>15909720
Pic related.

The quality of Indian made KTM's isn't that great.

>>15909746
Well this is Australia we're talking about. Freak weather is the norm around these months.

>>15909755
Damn, that's a shame.
They look great.

>Go to pick up a parcel from my local post office
>Dont even need to show ID or tell them my name
>They know me now
>QT at the desk smiles and gives me my package
>"Have a nice day anon"
>Inside the box is a 9" dildo
If only they knew.

>>15909755
>>15909773
That's a pity, the old Austrian bikes where pretty fucking tough little units, especially the motorcross ones

>>15909787
They do know.

>>15909755
>Move production away from country of origin
>Quality plummets
Its a shame, same thing happened with honda when they went offshore to taiwan.

>>15909787
They knew, anon. Posties get a whole list of what's being delivered or something.

>>15909280
John howard was a shit cunt and even fucked things up for the bogans, you idiot.

>>15909796
>>15909805
Nice joke cunt, most info they can get from it is where it came from. Rest is a discreet box.

>>15909280
Most over-rated PM we've ever had.
Cunt took our guns, put us into shitty conflicts we really didn't have to get involved in and basically did nothing for the country.

>>15909815
>Implying they don't X-ray scan them

>>15908455
I used to have a blue camry with a "every k over is a killer" sticker just to avoid being pulled over by police...

I wonder if its my car that gace you this impression.

>>15909280
>Will be getting into the Jimmies later on tonight

Fuck I feel like a bogan after seeing that pic.

>>15909822
Well yeah, but that info stays within the post depots.

Different story if it has to pass through customs though. It can get messy

>>15908924
Put your exhaust back on your v6 commodore. Damo.

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>>15909832
"its always A vibrator never YOUR vibrator"

>>15909280
This is the guy who introduced gst.

>>15909826
No, but I will admit that I view anyone with a "share the road" sticker as a fucking idiot

So is everyone in SA fucked?

>>15909862
My Family and Baby Onboard

Warning signs that they have no interest in anyone elses life

>>15909862
Im might put a "every k over is a killer sticker" on my civic so cops dont pull it over.

>>15909881
Can confirm. Am fucked

>>15909881
Currently all g. Storm wasn't as bad for metro Adelaide compared to the previous one, but it's starting to kick up a bit again.

>Go out for my quarterly drug deal
>End up in a 50yo ladies car
>Shes going on about the strains she has
>In the back is her 3yo kid
>He asks if the bubblegum strain tastes like bubblegum
Fucking weird, got me weed and ran, poor kid is fucked

>>15909885
For shit sure.

>>15908413
Was spun out seeing my small town plunged into darkness, with the only light from an occasional fellow lookey loo cruising around in the dark. In the city it must have been something else

>>15909941
Im unaware of what has happened.

>>15909923
Fuck me, m8. I'd hate to have to interact with scums for my grass.

>>15909881
Nah, just ripped some tiles off my roof and nearly tipped my boat over in the backyard, all good. Now we wait for the annual freak SA storm in December and we're sweet for the next 8 months.

>>15909954
It fucking sucks. I'm going to pick up some bitcoins and just do it online next time

>>15909957
Isn't Bitcoin dead?

>>15909945
SA's entire power grid went out from pretty much 4pm to 3am or some shit yesterday. Many monopoly games by candlelight were played.

>>15909963
Dont think so, I know its unstable as fuck so I try not to hold onto them for more than 3 days

>>15909755
The only reason those bikes break rims is because they are being ridden on roads in a 3rd world country for christ sake, it's not exactly a dual sport....

never heard of that happening in any 1st world country so good job listening to poo in loo reddit maymays ya fuckwit.

>>15909957
What state are you in?

>>15909972
The centre of degeneracy, adelaide

>>15909964
That is what you get for shutting down your coal power station without having a new substitute built first, who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

and you pricks call Victoria cucked, at least we aren't bent over by the greenies as bad as you are.

>>15909982
Wasnt even that. Mains failed then backups failed then interstate power failed. It was just a clusterfuck of issues

>>15909985
If port agusta wasnt shut down the entire state wouldnt have gone dark though.

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>go to pick up my mum from other side of city
>it starts raining
>expect to get hektik and do a burnout at the lights
>get stuck in traffic instead

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The new Type R's been revealed.

What does /dat/ think?

>>15910035
Looks like a riced civic

>>15910041
it is a riced civic....?

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>all the leftie faggots ITT talking shit about johnno
maybe you're just too young to remember anything other than >muh gunz

>>15910049
>tfw brainwashed so hard I didnt know people could have guns here
I hate this generation

>>15910035
WRX STi/10

>>15910035
Hondas are slow.

>>15910054
this to be honest, if i didnt prefer hunting with a compound bow i would have a rifle and a 12 gauge.

>>15909964
Was there much looting?

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>>15910077
>yfw the Abo-dabos couldn't even figure out bows

>>15910049
Not every lefty is a full SJW retard.

Just like how not every righty is a KKK memeber with missing teeth.

However I kinda think people here dont really understamd what left and right wing means and just use them as meme terms.

>>15910080
Nah, they got power back to the bad areas first to stop this

>>15910077
Nice mang, How much would a starter bow cost? Plus are the arrows expensive?

>>15910085
Tasmanian abbos forgot how to make fire.

>>15910077
Fuck I want to go shooting so bad, even just popping some rabbits

Nobody to go with though and nogunz

>>15910087
its just a general insult m8.
i want guns like the rest of us but I don'5 want all the retarded cunts having them.

>>15910102
Get a gun license you faggot.

Also, H > A/B

>>15910087
>memes
>/dat/
yeah nah sounds about right

>>15910104
No matter what the dumbcunts will get them. Bikies are making their own out of steel piping and scrap metal

>>15910102
Gonna get my license soon, you bring the beer and I'll bring the moist nugget.

>>15910035
Not a fan, desu.

>>15910104
>Its just a general insult

This kind of proves my point that people ob here dont really understand those terms.

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>>15910115
>Buying a nugget
Bad decision m8, you can get way better for the same money.

But if you're in Vic and still want one, I'll sell you mine.
Parts-matching Type 53 for $600.

>>15910096
around $200-$600 depending on if you want something that can only go up to 40 pounds or one that can go up to 80 pounds, would not recommend a 120 pound bow to a beginner you will rip the skin off your arm without a doubt.

>>15910096
>>15910126
Oh yeah and go to an archery range and use their bows first, its not for everyone.

>>15910109
Do you think that if all the people from places like mt druitt, black town, ipswich and woodridge could easily get their hands on guns it would become bad as america?

>>15910133
I used one once at greenhills as a kid. Was pretty good until the string tore up my arm

>>15910134
America isn't the way it is because of guns, it's because of niggers.

>>15910134
Nah. They will get guns one way or another. I personally think more guns would make it safer.

>>15910124
>you will never hunt rabbits with an Enfield

>>15910144
>you will never hunt rabbits with a 50cal
Feels bad man

>>15910147
>you will never hunt rabbits with a death star

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>>15910152
>you will never hunt fags with a nuke

>>15910133
Can you just go to a range and shoot club rifles?

>>15910124
I asked you a few threads ago but you didn't answer, how much you pay for yours and where the fuck do you get the ammo from?

>>15910161
Cost me $350 a few years ago, I mainly just got it because it was so retardedly cheap.

And I haven't found any ammo for ages, but I just bought a bunch from my regular fun shop last time.
This time around I'm tempted to just pay a professional reloader to reload all of my existing brass.

>>15910170
Cheapest one I can find online is from some shop in WA for $500. Bro in law was telling me some shit about the shells only being reloadable a few times each due to the size of the neck in the shell or some shit.

>>15910160
I know there's at least one place in Adelaide you can go and shoot their handguns all day without a license, so if Adelaides got one then there's probably 10 in every other city.

>>15910179
>shoot their handguns all day without a license,
I knwo of this place. Can I just walk in drop some money and shoot?

>>15910140
Bogans are essentially white niggers with centerlink, labourers jobs, trade qualifications.

>>15910179
I wouldn't know about how hard they are to reload, but I don't see any reason why it'd be harder than a comparable round like .30-06

>>15910184
Whats wrong with trades?

>>15910184
Bogans are still people. Niggas are far worse, they will just snap and actually kill you vs a bogan who will yell at you until you give them a durrie

>>15910184
Not even close.
http://www.ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/

>>15910188
Nothing they are good jobs that pay really well but they attract some very undesirable people for some reason.

>>15910182
Dunno the name but my brother did it on some stupid business outing, so yeah.

>>15910187
I'll have to ask him but he says some shit about the casings on that calibre stressing more than others so eh, I'll get back to you. What model nuggets are those btw?

>>15910207
>those
Only one of them is a nugget, and it's a Type 53.

>>15910190
Fucking hell.
Other countries niggers (with the exception of Africa) aren't nearly that bad, you put something in their food Cletus?

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>TFW no FAL
Being aussie is suffering

>>15910190

If there were statistics on the amount of crime done by centerlink scum and labourers compared to office workers I bet it would also reflect a higher rate.

>>15910221
Yes, a culture of criminality and gangs

>>15910222
Don't fuckin remind me cunt

>>15910236
You're probably not wrong but I doubt it'd be anywhere as bad as niggers. White trash isn't exclusive to Australia, m8.

>>15910221
>america:
>imports criminals that africans are willing to give away for free and then uses them as farm equipment
>australia:
>receives regular immigrants and treats them the same way as everyone else - no freedom to do burnouts, no freedom to do anything, australia sucks

>>15910221
Depends on the country, I reckon. All those shitty European ones probably cover up coon crime because das raciss, nothing happened on NYE and Sweden is perfectly fine with exception of some dangerous right wingers.

And over here we know niggers cause problems. Just look at the niglets playing irl GTA in Melbourne. Reckon they know how to drive manual or are you carjack-proof if you shift?

>>15910212
Welp.

>>15910250
I know africans cause crime.

I know statistics say this...

I can't talk about it on fb though...

I dont like refugees but I also hate pauline hanson.

>wanna go on a fishing trip for long weekend up into Vic/Nsw
>can't think/know of any decent rivers since Cod ban is on

Anywhere to catch Bream, Trout etc less than a 4 hour drive from the top of the SA/Vic Border?

>>15910249
>australia sucks
Don't like it, then you can fuck off somewhere else.

>>15910255
I don't like her either, but she makes the filthy Greens cry and that's kind of priceless

>>15910134
fuck off m8, i'm from blacktown and I get great groupings at the range

>>15910266
You have to admit though that its a lower socio economic area with lots of pawn shops and good will clothing places.

>>15910270
actually the salvos and vinnies here are expensive as fuck, better off going to the inner city for furniture and stuff.

but yeah, living here really makes me happy that nobody has guns. having a doggo is good home defence.
wish there was a gun range nearby but I can understand why there isn't.

>>15910274
Its funny like that..

Good will places tend to be more expensive in the poorer areas where there are probably more people that need it... And cheaper in the city.

The exception is rural towns.

Good will clothing in rural towns is awesome if you look properly.

>>15910284
I only really go there for furniture, books and odd shit desu.
also sometimes they have imperial leather for cheap as hell, gotta stock up.

and yeah, its dumb. i think the logic is that they can use the money they make to help people in the area but theres heaps of poor cunts in there usually.

>>15910294
A lot of the time they price things close to what you can get them for brand new.

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>>15904687
Get your hands on some Emu Export or Swannie Delight

>>15910315
>not coopers
"no"

>>15910102
>Went to mates farm last year with no gunz
>100's of rabbits
>Go this year with gunz
>Only saw 2 and one fox out of shotgun range

Still threw some shot in his direction though.

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>>15910317
>>15910315
40 bucks 24x500ml
cant go wrong

>>15910315
>tfw no beer left
I don't enjoy this feel

>>15909815
No joke mate. I know two posties and they know EVERYTHING inside the package. I've been told a few pretty good stories about knowing what's inside too.

>friends first week and his boss takes him on route to the best houses
>first house is a fairly decent house with a pink hot hatch outside with a license plate like HOT 696 or some shit
>tacky pink flamingo shit on the lawn
>package contains pink fuzzy handcuffs and a vibrator
>boss asks friend to go up and hand deliver the package
>massive hambeast answers door
>boss explains after that she orders tonnes of sex shit and he takes the new guys around to deliver in person to see the horror

tl;dr the post office knows if you're gay

>>15910335
How do they even know?

>>15910326
my nigger

>>15910335
>tfw had a vibrator, ball gag and lube delivered today

>>15910344
X-ray typically but sometimes they have to open it. Also if it's purchased from a company or website (like eBay) the seller has to declare what's in the package, even if the item is from within the country.

Who gives a fuck if they know you're buying dildos anyway? If you really want to be suss about it just by some big ass sunglasses and buy them from a sex shop with cash.

>>15910049
oh right

>Took our guns
>Introduced GST
>Got us into wars for israel

Tell me more about how he was for the people and not sucking jew cock.

He's an unaustralian piece of fucking shit.

I would argue us right wingers hate him more than lefties do.

>>15910361
so how did he remain PM for 11years?

>>15910377
cause the other cunts had no-one fucking good?

john was still a fucking shit cunt who betrayed us for corporations.

took away our right to self defense, increases taxes (liberals are supposed to make taxes go DOWN) and gets us in a middle east clusterfuck.

only good thing he did was refugee camps.

>>15910154
>missing melbourne by like 800km
i thought nukes were somewhat more accurate

>>15910377
From memory most of the opposition was mouth breathers, the libs where too gutless to piss him off and we just ended up stuck with the faggot.
I'm a little right-of-centre in terms of my political leanings, but as a gun owner I hate the son of a bitch

>>15910385
it goes deeper than him taking our right to self defense away.

he was increasing legal immigration under the table while pretending he was doing good cracking down on illegals.

he fucking increased taxes and lied to all of us who voted for him on the premise of reduced taxes
he was literally a globalist fucking jew cock sucker. he said one thing and did the complete opposite for the aussie people.

>>15910385
>but as a gun owner I hate the son of a bitch
fucking this. the immense fuckups of the telstra selloff and his endless middle-class welfare bullshit i could deal with but going full cuck and all but destroying our traditional gun culture was beyond the fucking pale

What can i park at a train station at midnight and not get second looks?
>VP Commonwhore
>Hyundai Sexcel

>>15910400
>the telstra selloff
he didnt buy the shares when they were available

>>15910400
it wasen't just that, he amended the laws to remove our right to defend our homes, it was made more legally vague the scenario you can fight back.

and now look, a fucking convicted child rapist breaks into a little girl's room, the dad kills him and he's getting done for MURDER.

fucking pathetic.

plus the spree of home invasions in melbourne.

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>>15910382
Sorted

>>15910394
Well, at best he was just an overrated piece of shit anachronism
But we didn't have to go to Afghan, we really shouldn't have gone to Iraq and the GST is a complete double dipping basket case. The work-visa scheme also came in under him and made it extremely hard for a lot of young people to get entry level trades, technical and craft occupations.

>>15910400
Thing is, we never had a 'nigga yolo US gun culture' to begin with. Ours was one of simplistic requirements to shoot feral animals, cull the odd roo and hobbies like target shooting.
Now we've got national parks full of pigs, goats, foxes, cats etc and as much as I'm not a fan of most recreational hunters, they did help keep the numbers down. We're in deep trouble if we don't get rid of the ferals.

>>15910382
>He doesnt know about the lube dispensers
Sydney is much worse

>>15910416
Sydney is terrible, but the fallout would get rid of Vic-Pol, SJW's, Hipsters and all manner of left wing shitcunts

>>15910407
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/newcastle-murderaccused-ben-batterham-granted-bail-20160510-goqgkb.html

that shit made me so mad

i love how the media did not report on the fact the home invader was out on bail for molesting a teenage girl.

then he broke into a fucking little girl's room, no shit the dad gave chase to catch this sick freak.

but he's getting fucked because MUH ABOS can do no wrong.

and it's all because howard changed the laws along with his gun bullshit so people legit cannot defend themselves.

>>15910425
country vic pol are alright blokes (apart from highway patrol).

they'll do you fair.

don't even fucking think about driving in melbourne.

>>15910431
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/home-invader-ricky-slaterdickson-had-conviction-for-raping-teenage-girl-20160330-gnudbn.html

>>15910437
you baka.

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>>15910431
I made the mistake of riding my bike down from Syd to Melb to go to another work office.
Fun ride through the snowy mountain highway.

Hit the border... god damn, I got stopped about once every 100-150km for a 'random breath test'

>>15910442
Swap baka to S M H

sydney morning herald

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But guys he djs like a mad cunt so he can't be all bad

>>15910431
damn, i'd much prefer for that abo to shoot me in the fucking face while taking the bins out.

>>15910448
i was looking for this the other day.

classic

>>15910109
>Bikies are making their own out of steel piping and scrap metal

What povvo chapters do this when they can easily get the real deal?

>>15910404
was only a teenager at the time

my money goes to a couple vanguard funds anyway, fuck trusting any one mob with it

>>15910410
chur

>>15910415
>Thing is, we never had a 'nigga yolo US gun culture' to begin with. Ours was one of simplistic requirements to shoot feral animals, cull the odd roo and hobbies like target shooting.
The difference was we didn't have the shitscared cuck-tier restrictions on what you could own and use before 1996.

Now you can't even have a semi-auto 22 for easier removal of bunnies, let alone a centrefire for the pigs and goats

To see just how fucking stupid our laws are, compare them to NZ.

>>15910511
>my money goes to a couple vanguard funds anyway, fuck trusting any one mob with it
I dunno mate, my VAS holdings haven't appreciated since I bought them.

Probably more down to how shitty the ASX has been lately though.

>>15910519
Mine are worth about $5 more than the average price I paid for them. But I'm really only in it for the dividends and reinvestment plan.

Brokerage fees are a cunt though. Think I'm going to get out of ETFs and go for the managed funds instead, easier to bpay in any spare money every month than to jew up a few thousand and pay the $20 brokerage fee. Might need the cash anyway since I want to buy a house next year.

>>15910545
>go for the managed funds instead

Sort of what I wanted to do, so I invested my own money and have made sweet fuck all because I don't have the time to actively buy and sell. I'll either leave that shit to the professionals or become a professional now I think.

What companies do you guys have shares in?
Commbank, Telstra and Wesfarmers here.

I'm 21 so I only had about $30k that I wanted to spend, but these should still net me about $1700 in safe dividends over the next year.

>>15910560
VAS
SFG
and
>WOW
don't know why I did that

Want to buy CBA now

>>15910556
I went ETFs for the lower management fees but the $20 fee every time I want to invest more money puts me off and I only end up doing it a couple times a year. Ideally I'd be adding more money every month for that sweet dollar-cost averaging.

I'm not investing for the short term anyway, plan is to grow this shit over the next decade or two into an early retirement.

>>15910560
MPL, VAS and VTS. Got MPL back in the IPO so even if I flog it off now I'd make an ok profit off it. Probably sell that shit if it gets closer to $3 again though.

Vanguard ETFs are a long-term thing and I've got about $45k between them. Won't really add to that for a while since I'm saving for a house deposit though

>all this investment talk
>mfw I'm 20 and have exactly $600 in my account
>tfw I'm a failure
Guys please

>>15910222
I deliver groceries to an old Vet. He was pretty high up in rank at one point, He showed me a L1A1 he had wrapped up under his bed. I didnt know how to react. Old bugger said he 'only' had 2000 rounds left for the thing too.

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Parking fines just come back from a year ago and is now over $200. Its an enforcement order notice now or something
I wrote to the fuckheads that I had to pull over into the permit zone as my wheel had come loose etc (bullshit excuse)

They're asking for evidence even though I wrote that I went to a mates place to pick up tools to fix the problem.

What do, they're such scumbags, got me at 8pm and there were no other cars there.

>>15910619
>I wrote to the fuckheads that I had to pull over into the permit zone as my wheel had come loose etc (bullshit excuse)
laffed

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>>15909787
>If only they knew.
They do.

>>15909815
>>15910344
>Rest is a discreet box.
Nothing actually comes in overly discreet boxes. It's obvious what it is. That and it's written on the manifest what's in the parcels.

>>15909982
>>15909990
Wrong. The blackout was caused by 22 pylons being destroyed by destructive winds. It triggered a safety system that shut the network down. That coal station wouldn't have made any difference.

Please explain to me the process of transmitting power from a coal station to a house with no grid to send the power over.

This though >>15910353 no one actually cares.

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>>15910626
>>15909982
>>15909990
>Please explain to me the process of transmitting power from a coal station to a house with no grid to send the power over.
In addition please explain how the process differs between coal and wind power. I'm curious why every type of generator requires infrastructure to transmit to power except coal. This should be fascinating stuff!

Remember: Don't say that the wind generators couldn't make any power in the storm. We already know that's not actually true.

>>15910635
>wind generators
yeah that's the technical name i believe

>>15910649
Yes yes, wind turbines. Also known as wind-powered electrical generators.

The point is blaming the blackout on the lack of a coal station is absurd and an incredibly ignorant comment to make.

>>15910662
>Have coal plant
>Don't need an interconnect
>Interconnect can't break because there isn't one

This is pretty simple stuff. It's a singular point of weakness.

While on the topic, how did the wind towers hold up structurally during the storm?

Time to add wind onto the list of things that can kill you in Australia.

>>15909941
Magical. It was almost surreal blasting through with nothing on, just the exhaust echoing past all the normies sitting in their dark houses.

>tfw shotgunning a 500ml can
All the liver destruction of a beer bong without the mess and preparation

>>15909964
Power came on by 7 in the inner metropolitan area, I think the inner suburbs were being run off pelican point or something. But everything outside of that was off until after midnight

>>15910680
And yet even in that scenario with twenty two pylons down there would've been no flow from the coal station. It would've made no difference.

It's not a single point of weakness, it was a handful of things that all happened together.

Blaming the blackout on the lack of a coal plant or on renewable energy is pretty much the single stupidest comment you could make on the topic.

>>15909103
didn't think of that
let's see if they respond
>>15910348
>>15910326
please don't drink this mates
oettinger is actually the objectively worst beer that is produced in germany and if you can get your hands on literally ANYTHING else, then drink that instead
even if it's petrol
>>15910315
yeah just ran out of emu export

>>15909982
>>15909985
>>15909990
>B-b-b-but if you weren't so cucked by greenies you wouldn't have gone dark, pordagudda powerstation would've saved us if it was still online!
Cunt did you see how many towers went down up that way? The transmission lines went, that was the problem, doesn't matter whether we had more coal fired stations, nuclear or magic alien power, we're still fucked if we can't get it to where it needs to go.

>>15910105
H class is such a pain in the ass. I don't want to be in a fucking club with the normie alternative of /k/

>>15910716
Every house must have a flywheel powered UPS by 2020 we will not let a disaster of this scale happen again

>>15910718
>Normie alternative of /k/
Nah, they're literally /k/.
At least half of the guys at my local club post there regularly.

IPSC is also pretty much fudd-free, which is a nice change.

>>15910179
>marksman
They put guns in cuck rails for non licensed shooters now so you can't hurt yourself.

>>15910735
>cuck rails
Explain, I'm not familiar with shooting terms

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>>15910740

anyone around canberra have a VE with a catback exhaust? i want to hear one before I go out and install my own

>>15910755
Wow, cucked again. Might as well find a way to shoot myself with it to fuck with them

>>15910755
that poor gun

>>15910718
it's a cunt to get but even blasting at paper is way too much fun

wife and i started the process but pregnancy put it on hold. bit annoying for now but our son will grow up around guns and probably get into it as soon as the law allows

can't wait to go back in a couple more months

>>15909622
One of only two things he did wrong. Even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>15909842
underrated post

>>15910755
>>15910762
>>15910771
Surprise surprise it was only implemented thanks to repeated harassment from our friends down at sapol. The cunts honestly ruin everything I enjoy and seem to do a shitty job of any real police work

Not sure if this belongs in here or on /k/, but do you guys know anywhere that you can buy a tank from? I'm thinking of getting a t-34 or a t-72 if I can get one cheap enough.

>>15910716
Finally someone understands.

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>>15910817

>>15910817
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2#currency=USD
No idea what you actually need in the way of permits to import it though.

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>>15909835
I have just the thing, a performance exhaust for vr-vs commodore wagons, I'll take a kfc burger box for it

>>15910716

This.

It amazes me how many of you cunts can't into SimCity worth a fuck.

>>15910832
>44kUSD
fuck i'm only like 30% of the way there. goddamn. thanks anyway

>>15910850
If you need to save up for the tank itself, you can't afford it.

They cost way more in repairs, because they were designed to have entire teams of people supporting them and you need to manufacture every spare part yourself.

>>15910825
>>15910849
Postie and cibby?

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>>15910716
I don't understand how this is hard for other people to understand.

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>>15910863
>>15910825 was me, yes.

>>15910850
If you're willing to settle for any sort of armour, their recovery vehicles are a fair bit cheaper, and you could have a here as well:
http://www.milweb.net/classifieds.php?type=1

No idea whether there'd be anywhere to look for sales within Australia, but prices probably wouldn't be much better anyway since shit's more obscure here.

>>15910711
hehe me and my mates call it "pabst blue german"
pbr is a cheap shit murrican beer
oettinger is a cheap german beer, but its german so its still pretty good

>>15910850

No shortage of tanks for sale here in Aus, my dad has done a ton of business through Empire Trading and Disposals, just give them a ring, honestly though it doesn't even sound like you could afford the daily running costs.

If you are serious though, don't bother looking at anything other than old Russian kit, cheapest and easiest to maintain by far, you'll also want to be or know some decent favricators and mechanics

>>15909682
being made in india should be enough to instantly avoid

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>>15910991
but but

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>>15910893
no idea how you can drink that shit man
pic related is the cheapest piss that you can buy in germany, 5,0. half a liter costs about 0.65 dollaroos.
it's produced by the same company as oettinger.
We call it oettinger's premium beer, since even that cheap piss is better than drinking actual oettinger.

completely unrelated to anything, but it's pretty cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEm1ph3MP4

>>15911046
and then they all got cancer

>>15910394
Legal immigration for what countries?

This is going to sound bad but ever since having a filipini girlfriend and being exposed to how so many filipinos act, its part fo what makes me hate 3rd worlders coming here.

They tend to have a rude 3rd world mentality and we already have problems with all the bogans.

I am pretty left wing with most my opinions but I dont think people actually realise what 3rd worlders are like.

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>>15906175
Last night and tonight, comfy as fuck.

>>15911074
>implying bogans are a problem
bogans are the only thing keeping australia alive.

>>15909280
That's a weird way of spelling Julia Gillard

>>15909592
You can't be proud of being white just like you can't be proud of being black or asian, you can however be proud of your actual cultural heritage (or at least the non, black hanging parts of it if you're from the american south)

>>15911084
>implying bludging on the dole is "keeping Australia alive"

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>>15911096
you can be proud of being white if you live in the country

>>15911098
>implying most tradies aren't bogans
who exactly is it that builds and keeps the country running?

>>15910865
Same.

>>15911105
I really need to fix this up.

People on the left are not true australians...

Imagine if african american people tried to copy gangster rappers and gang banger rv characters, then they told everyone who trys to be smart, read a book, go to college or talk properly that they are not true african americans and are white washed.

Its kind of the same thing for the aussies on the left of this picture just replace rap music and movies with paul hogan shit and other hollywood shit made up about australia that was made up to entertain americans and europeans.

>>15911135
t. a pretentious fuckwit from a city

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>>15911105
>posting the correct version
:-)

>>15911113
Anybody with a job of any kind.. Not just tradies.

>>15911113
Most tradies are bogans, but most bogans aren't tradies.

>>15911141
Think about it...

Why did paul hogan say "shrimp" instead of "prawn on a barbie"?

Because that Australia shit is an act to entertain europeans and americans...

Only idiots think that's what the whole of australia is like or should be like.

>>15911105
Also the whole "cares about friends and family"

No they don't people from the country usually send their kids to shitty public schools and don't even give a fuck about their grades.

Thats not caring for your family.

>>15911141
Only partially true.

I have lived in cities, I was however born in central queensland and have lived in many bogan areas.

I am lucky enough to have learned life lessons from people who come from many different social classes.

>>15911057
unlikely in a decontaminated plant

>>15911193
send them to local school
or
send them away to some 'better' school hundreds if not thousands of k's away which will cost your house and you will only get to see each other on holidays

Or send them to a private school be smart enough with your money to afford both and check up on how they are doing at school.. Even if they want to become tradies.

>>15911331
you said the country i assumed you meant "COUNTRY" not 100kms from a major city.
lots of them dont have anything except the local public
also
>trusting your kids with your money

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>>15910755
What the fuck....

>>15911267
people from the country homeschool, which is better than anything other than full private 100k a year school.

aus public and government funded private schools are so far gone it's not even funny.

seen 'Safe schools'?

>>15912325
safe schools hasnt passed yet, least in the decent parts of the country

schools used to be better
>be second gen aussie
>go to school
>become full aussie because I soend so much time in aussie culture with aussie mates

all the asian kids don't stand a chance, they can just stick with their group and don't even have to speak english between themselves

>>15904662
Fuck I hate 19/20's on Commodores.
Anyone else /VL/ Here?

>>15904692
Yeah boi

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>>15910755
I've walked past a few times during my visits for AVCon, but decided against it every year.

I'm gay.

>>15913271
Same, bogans love to put shocking wheels on commodores...

These are the same kind of people who think badly drawn tattoos of dragons, skulls and wizards look good though.

>>15913141
Poor asian kids.

>>15912325
What private school costs 100k a year?

Most are around 5-10k a year with the real prestigous ones being around 15k.

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>Try to fix calais
>Radiator cracks off its top fitting
FUCKING BAKERLITE CRAP

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15913271
I like a bit of sidewall

How do you guys find fun roads?

Just start driving in a random direction and remember where you went?
Plan something out on google maps?

>>15914205
Google maps.

>>15914053
>flush radiator and put in sparkling clean new coolant
>suddenly every hose is oozing green shit
better than having brown rust water flowing through the engine i guess

>>15910326
fuck yes oettinger

is dat really full of sjw's that go to university and think the cities are improving the country?

>>15914205
Just drive, what state are you in? It's best to head into the hills but not take the major roads. Just don't dial the damper in your coilovers it rock solid

>>15914644
I'm in Vic.

All of the good roads that people talk about are 2 hours drive away from me.

>>15912325
>>15913141
Safe schools hasn't passed at all and judging by the opposition from the industry and from the pre-service teachers at universities, it won't get implemented. There's plenty of teachers willing to fuck off to the country or overseas to teach of it gets through, I'm sure as shit not teaching students how to dick each other in the ass

>>15914658
where in vic...?
vic has some of if not the best driving roads in the country.
they get all the good twisties.

>>15914679
SE Melbourne.

I'm tempted to just wait until I move to Bendigo in a month, because that way I won't have to deal with the bullshit of getting out of the city.

>>15914658
Kek. Shitorians. You guys have plenty of good twisties, you just have to drive for hours to get to them. There'll be something nearby, surely. There's hills near you isn't there?

>>15914694
.... you fucking serious right now?
south gippsland and you are trying to say there are no good driving roads?
you are near all of the good driving roads....

>>15914706
See, I never even considered that.

I was always looking North.

>>15914677
wrong, safe schools is now active in vic and ACT

other states are fine for now.

>>15914751
powelltown-mt baw baw

go hit it up.

oh and be careful, the speed limit is 100....there are some corners it's not safe to go 100 at all.

vicroads is retarded

>>15914778
Generally safe to do double what the recommended speed is on those corners (recommended speed is normally 25-50km/h

>>15914053
falcunt how do you fuck up a rad

anyway, if the plastic breaks its usually time for a new rad anyway

>>15914802
yea, except for 1 or 2 points where the road angles funny

i'm the r33 anon with the built car and i woulden't even take my gtr past double on the funny angled spots, you gotta be really fucking careful too because the road tightens and oncoming can fuck you.

once you've done the road once though, you'll know where they are and to watch out for them.

the road goes extremely tight at the start, to wide and sweeping where you can put loads of power down, back to crazy tight as you near baw baw

fantastic road, just be careful if it's your first time. oh and it's raining like mad out there, i just got back from doing a run in my supra.

full slip and slide there right now.

>>15914831
we talking about thomson dam road?

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Sometimes I actually go on facebook just to laugh.

>>15914904
thats not even that bad
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/angle-vale/other-parts-accessories/xb-ford-falcon-coupe/1124950120

>>15914774
I was only speaking about SA, probably should have made that clear. We shouldn't even be slightly surprised that Victoria is first in that bed, high time we go lynch some faggot and communists I guess.

>>15914924
Christ that's horrible. I just like this one because he has "racecar" as a selling point.

>>15914828
Yeah the heater tap fell apart in my hands

new radiator and pipes next week

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>>15914924
disgusting boomers

>>15915341
How hard were you yanking on the cunt?, rads get pretty weak after a while

>>15915341
Tfw heater got cut by the hose clamp and I could just pull it out.
can't access the clamp with out buying special long tools

Question:
Why would you buy a fast car when you can get a better bike for less money?

>>15915697
dont get wet, carry more bitches, move a large package

>>15915697
Because a fast car and a fast bike are much different experiences.

>>15915697
Because then you have a bike and not a car.

>>15915697
Apples and oranges.

>>15915713
But you could get a fun bike and a reliable daily for the same price as a fun car.

>>15915716
But then you still don't have a fun car

>>15915697
>t. autists who use "cager" at any oppurtunity

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Corolla-1988/SSE-AD-4285788/?Cr=0
>$6.8k

>>15915942
>http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Corolla-1988/SSE-AD-4285788/?Cr=0

fuckin millenials

>>15916240

>>15916240
>>15916240
NEW

>>15915942
Toyota Corollas are rare as fuck man, that's a fair asking price.

>>15914862
yarra junction-noojee road