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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]

>Sunday Night/Monday Morning Ed...

Fuck's sake, lads. Do not want to wake up and go to the gym tomorrow morning but what choice do I have?

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Previous thread: >>15879859
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kangaroos are gay
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>>15887073
TRUTH
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/parap/cars-vans-utes/1973-volkswagen-1600-sedan/1124992094

Tips on dealing with rust?
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>>15887073
Theyre fucking pests. And tastey
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>>15887077
Avoid it
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>>15887077
if it's only on the surface, sand it off
if not wreck it
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>>15887075
Why do bogans love to ruin perfectly fine cars by adding cheap poor quality wheels?

The factory wheels looked 10x nicer.

Just because you made a car look different does not mean you made it look better...

Just because a part isn't factory does not mean it's good.
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>>15887075
Also the woman looks like a cheap stripper.

I'd bet 50 dollars she has worked in a strip club.
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>>15887099
First of all, any multipiece wheel is greater than anything out of the Holden/HSV factory.
>>15887101
Second of all, I doubt you'd know as I'd bet 50 dollars she wouldn't perform in the gay strip clubs you frequent.
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>>15887075
>>15887101
I'd pay for a dance.
>>15887086
Tyres any good on the old wheels?

Also oktoberfest in perth soon, who's up for the stein or six?
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>>15887126
>who's up for the stein or six
wat
if this means consuming lots of beer you can count me in

tyres are brand new
pretty much 99% profile
only shitty achilles atrs though

you want em?
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>>15887119
Those are not multipiece wheels.

The bolts are fake on those poorly chromed\el cheapo type wheels... They don't even chrome them properly.

They are cheap rubbish.
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What underbelly seasons are worth watching? Just started season two, not sure about some of the later ones.
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>>15887127
>giving away prime skid wheels
come on mate, at this rate you'll never be australian, at least trade them for a slab or two
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>>15887130
I mean I love commodores but I just wish bogans wouldn't buy them...

In saying that rich people often put el cheapo wheels on their expensive mercs because they are normies who don't know cars other than the badge.
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>>15887140
Americuck detected.
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>>15887134
Season One is top tier, the one with mathew newton is pretty good, razor is pretty good.
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>witness fully hektik skyline overtake sls amg in the twisties
why can't rich people drive?
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>>15887151
The tits on that Kiwi girl in Series 2 were fantastic.
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>>15887146

I'm a Queenslander.

>Awaits Queenslander jokes.
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>>15887151
Matthew Newton's real life antics were just as good.
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Thinking of lifting my gf8 wrx. Sick of the cunt scraping on my steep as balls driveway.
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>>15887164
Scraping is good though.
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>>15887163
Story time

>gf in Alfred hospital after major car crash
>sitting in emergency room waiting
>mathew newton in waiting room with woman (possibly hooker)
>she looked like she was OD'ing

This was 2009 or so when his private life antics all came out in the news
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>>15887164
Dont modify the car
Modify the driveway
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>>15887138
keeping them as skid wheels was my first thought, but since they come with these retarded long nuts, i'm not very sold on that
might get the 18x10s of my current rims exclusively for skids
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Fuck they are some good Kiwi titties
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>>15887175
Naw fuck that. I want a car that I can go camping in aswell but still have lebs think I'm hektik.

Buyers remorse, should have bought a forester or fourby.
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>>15887201
I think you should sell it to someone who isn't a faggot who gets upset over a little bit of scraping and buy a landcruiser.
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>>15887156
9 times out of 10 skyline owners don't care about being careful because they expect to end up in a ditch or around a tree eventually, so they'll just reshell when they do. Unlike the old cunt who spent all his savings on an amg
t. a skyline owner
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>>15887201
I think you should sell it to some stance faggot like this one >>15887254 who thinks scraping is cool and go buy something with a proper transfer case.
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>>15887263

A lot of dudes with amg mercs that actually drive them are asian guys around 25-30.

>>15887156

Was this at Mt. Nebo? I was driving up there once and a black amg came around a corner behind me sideways and flew past.
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All these fucking fake cunts afraid of their cars scraping when real cunts are driving around like this.

I hate it when fucktards cringe when a car scrapes.. Especially when all it scrapped on was a cheap ebay lip...

The whole reason people put cheap ebay lips on is so it doesn't matter when they scrape.
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>>15887304
Young Asian dudes have a reputation for being loose operators behind the wheel. Used to work with a bloke who'd list his license 3 times drifting up in the hills
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>>15887319
Just the other day I saw rich young Asians hooning through the main streets of brisbane in some kind of audi hatch back with a blow off valve and some other european car.
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>>15887263
C63 AMG is the lebo """builder""" choice over here. at least they have a bit of a hoon in them.
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>>15887317
Huwahmuhgawd Habib hectic scrapes aye bro
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>>15887356
The car I have got doesn't scrape at all but once I finish university I am going to get a 64 vw bug and make it so low that it gets stuck on speedbumps...

Or maybe bag it so I can drag and spark everywhere but I hate the faggots who have bags but drive their cars at normal height.. They are only low when parked.. Full poser style.
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Oh yeah.
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>>15887127
Yes
And yes.
How's a couple hunddy an some piss sound?
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>>15887368
>haing on on people that use bags so they don't ruin their car when they try to drive it

Shouldn't you be vaping and telling me about how "it" is a lifestyle to spend thousands of dollars running your car for a fad?
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>>15887368
You know everyone thinks you're a wanker. Everyone
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>>15887385

Do you really think scraping and laying cars low is a new thing?
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>>15887397
Yes, but most people listen to drake and drop 20k or more on brand new corollas so their opinions don't matter.
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>>15887059

Something economicial, reliable for around 5k that can also fit golf clubs in the back?
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>>15887398
Incest has been around since forever, that doesn't mean it's not creepy and wrong or you're not creepy and wrong.
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>>15887406
a Miata with a boot rack
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>>15887406
Postiebike and bungee cords
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>>15887406
Tarago & a trailer
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>>15887381
done deal
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>>15887406
Newest corolla or similar that you can afford
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>>15887317
yes, scapping your k-frame and narrowly avoiding your oil slump isn't something you should cringe about. My car isn't even that low
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>>15887375
THEY USE BLOCKS YOU KANGAROO FUCKING NIGGER!

http://www.low-riders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8400
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Fuckin sonofabitch.
On the way home
>coolant
"Is not you, it's me. Seeya" or maybe it was.
"Your dropped"
Either way it left me
Really needed that walk home after nightshift
>end of blog
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>>15887263
There's this. Skyline drivers are kamikaze pilots second in chutzpah only to the P-plater tradie in an SV6.
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So what's the go with these new bike license changes? If I already have my restricted license can I go for the open license after October? I've had my restricted for 13 months currently but the new laws say you need it for 24 months. Is that just for new licensees?

That feel when crashed my bike on my Open license test and 2 months later my arm still hasn't healed enough to ride again.
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>>15890842
Get a commodore
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>tfw no aw11
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>>15890877
>>15890854
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If I buy a car in vic with no rwc how do I get it to nsw
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>>15890902
Flatbed.
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Brokethany Unistudentano here

Should i trade my Corolla in for a shitty old van and do courier runs? I literally can't find any work in Victoria
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>>15890902
you can get "temporary" tags for like $40
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>>15890745
Generally we have better tires and suspension set ups than the sv6 driver
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>>15890936
Deliver pizzas?
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>>15891154
If you enjoy $13 an hour working for immigrants
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>>15891187
It's the only way to become an Aussie Dagumi. He must master the handbrake.
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>>15887059
buying panels from SA for 350+60 shipping, im in sydney.
Off a wrecker on gumtree.
Is there a way to make sure this is legit?
can i make them send me an invoice.
i dont feel very secure doing this but I'm desperate for these panels.
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>>15891777
Where are they from? If it's close enough I'll go check them out?
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>>15891785
ads from the seller are in adelaide cbd 5000.
i cant find the address.
they have tonnes of cars listed so i assume theyre legit.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/wrecking/vw-bora-golf-passat-gti-/1124354248
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>>15891807
You'd better have a vr6 cunt
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>>15891841
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/wrecking/vw-bora-golf-passat-gti-/1124354248
i wish.
peugeot 206 gti 180
same power as a vr6 tho both are 135kw iirc
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>>15891585
Don't spill the cup o' VB otherwise the fuckin toppings go everywhere cunt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdAuzC-_1_A
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>>15891859
iirc mk3 vr6 is 127kw, but the merit isn't peak power but the smoothness/response of the engine

also aren't you that p-plater from northern beaches ir something?
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>>15892053
true, i really like them and almost got one. was turned off by reliability issues and age as a first car.
was always a golf, 206 or lancer tho.
yeah im from there.
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>>15892114
noice. if you're at all regretting your choice, just know that I had a mint vr6 for my first car and it had an electrical fire that wrote it off.

206s are pretty noice. just make sure to skid it when you see BLDCs r32 around
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>>15892166
Videoed race through the suburbs when
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>>15892166
i only regret it in the sense that i couldnt get a 205gti for <10k at the time(wouldve been a nightmare to daily drive however)
jesus electrical fire sounds spook.
i saw a maroon r32 gts-t today with a few /osg/ stickers but yellow plates.
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>>15887406
323 sp20 manual
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>>15890936
RSA RSG
Work pokies for $25/ hour
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>>15892215
I have no stickers on mine, but do a skid anyway
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>>15892241
yeah i saw it from the front thinking it was you then saw the yellow plates.
nws m8, ill rip a fat fwd skid then understeer into a school
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>>15892250
is it even really a skid unless you almost run into something
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>>15890902
Is it registered?

>drive it

Is it unregistered?

>get an unregistered vehicle permit
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>>15892274
yeee boi
when's the next vid?
my bobbin head toegay video failed. dashcam memory card filled up and i didnt realise.
was an eventful drive. I spun out a few times and nearly hit a wallaby.
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>>15891187
Better than 80c a parcel
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>>15892287
Later this week, pulling the S14 gearbox and shit.
After that is 1k subs q&a and then either S15 seats or R32 rear subframe
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>have no friends or social life
>to appear Normie to co-workers just tell them stories and stuff that I read in these thread as something happened to a mate of mine

Anyone know this feel.

Thursdays and Sunday nights are usually spent reciting in my head what me and my mates are getting up to or did on the weekend.

is dole lifestyle really that bad? Thinking of going on the dole so I don't have to deal with this sort of pressure anymore
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>>15892373
better than me mate
every saturday night I play this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTVnX5PiVQ

I still have to read tabs because I can never remember one of the chords

>>15892300
>1k subs
we lidcombe now habibi
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>>15891807
Ask him if you can have someone come inspect the panels before he posts them. If you can I'll go have a look for you. Fairly sure that's asv or whatever they call themselves now days
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>>15892373
Becoming a neet will make you hate yourself more. I actively avoid people in all situations I find myself in, but I still try to see the mates who actively pursue me once every few months and keep a job down. I've just given up on roasties and being a normie, I just funnel all my money into my car and enjoy driving it. Better than pissing it all up against the wall going clubbing or whatever the fuck normies do now days
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>>15892373
>tfw I consider ppl in these threads as my only friends

you guys feels the same about me right?
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>>15892403
>tfw I do
wew, I feel like a sad cunt now
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>>15892411
>Government destroys industry after industry
>Wonders where the jobs have gone

Wew lads, it's like it's straight out of a dystopian sci-fi
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Last week these arrived at the shop where all my engine work had been done. I'd been waiting on them for about two and a half months.
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>>15892417
thats an a e s t h i c wheel
seca or sprinter?
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>>15892431
That's the Seca. Trueno has an aftermarket wheel that I'm not a huge fan of, want to replace it with a Nardi deep dish suede when I have the dosh. But that's a little while off.

So now we have an engine block prepped, ran a tap through the threads to give them a clean, and the studs are wound in.
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>>15892446
Meanwhile, the head is prepped to go on the block - any oil and residue is cleaned off so our head gasket isn't fucked.
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>>15892446
looking very nice, i'm living the dream through you m8

also why not get another seca wheel from a junkyard and put it on the ae86? its a perfect wheel and, being old toyota, everything can be swapped
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>>15892455
>5 valves
still a complete mindfuck
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>>15892380
Yeah it's still weird how people actually want to watch the dumb shit we do with cars

>>15892455
how long until?
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>>15892455
The head is carefully placed over the block and studs, with the head gasket in between. Everything is looking nice at this point.
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I'm thinking of biting the bullet and buying a core dual cab Amarok to travel around Aus.
From what I've been reading it's a 50/50 on the auto transmission regarding off-roading, for the typical Aussie outback like cairns and the canning stock route. Or is manual really a necessity here. Won't be taking a trailer/camper/caravan.
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>>15892482
don't buy an amarok unless it's a company vehicle.

>>15892475
>tfw reading this in attenborough voice
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>>15892458
>also why not get another seca wheel from a junkyard and put it on the ae86?
Oh my dude, easier said than done. Last leather Twin Cam wheel I saw on Facebook/Gumtree/whatever the fuck site it was sold for about $250. And they go quick too.

>>15892463
3 intake, 2 exhaust. Something something volumetric efficiency, more input vs output blah blah. Honestly though, apparently a good 4 valve design is better, something to do with the way the air and fuel swirls in the chamber from what I've read on the internet. 20 valves just sound fantastic though.

>>15892469
>how long until?
Probably another couple of weeks. I'm in Melbourne for the rest of this week for training, just want to work on the car though.

>>15892475
>Everything is looking nice at this point.
Until...

>Following torque order
>Three passes, decided on 40, 55, and 70 ft/lbs
>First pass done
>Second pass done, getting harder to turn on it now, don't want to fuck it up
>Third pass
>I get to the 7th nut of the 10
>Start turning on it, applying steady pressure
>BANG
>Nut suddenly loosens, the stud is sitting noticeably above the rest
>oh fuk
>Can't even get 10 ft/lbs on it

Turns out the stud pulled the thread out of the block. So off I went to the shop the next day to get a helicoil put in.
>Pic related, engine in the back of the Seca with the cam cover on to stop debris from getting in
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>>15892493
I'll probably be getting it thru the company I work for, I've been saving my RDO's and holidays for years now and they've told me that I need to take a minimum of 3 months of with paid leave.
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>>15892498
twin engine awd seca, good thinking m8
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>>15892498
G FUCKING G
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>>15892503
I meant company in the sense that after 3 years they give you a new one
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>>15892383
i got some pics and they were str8
if he sends me different ones ill kick up a fat stink
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>>15892411
wow that makes me feel
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>>15892504
Such a beast would be far too skitz for a mere mortal like me to handle mate

>>15892506
I know right.

>It's the next day
>Come home from work for a while to crane the engine into the back of the Seca and make it go faster for about 10 minutes
>Drop it off at the shop at 11 in the morning
>Head back in later at 3PM, two helicoils in - one to replace the busted thread and another to replace a noticeably shitty thread on the other end of the block

Time for the engine to go back together again. Following the same steps as before, and remember to apply a little lubricant to the thread and underside of the nut going on the stud and the associated washers.

Now we follow the torque order and tighten up the nuts. No busted threads this time :^)

Next, the camshafts are in. Make sure to give her a liberal coat of oil and gently place her in the correct position or she might be upset. The caps go on and are torqued down in a specific order as well.

>Decided to paint a slightly rusted part of the VVT pulley with the same colour as the cam cover
>It looks completely rice and not good at all like I thought it would
Oh well
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>>15892411
I desperately want a turbo Barra in my soarer now
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>>15889812
>commuting in your project
should've seen that one coming M8
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>>15892570
Not so much commuting, more shake down runs.
We have a long access road at work.
And people don't bat an eye lid now when they see me under the bonnet of my cars now
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>>15892300
Can you link your videos mate? I want to have a look.
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>>15887158
Brisbane?
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>>15892580
>And people don't bat an eye lid now when they see me under the bonnet of my cars now
not sure if good or bad
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>>15892845
Need to put me saddle pads in the ute first then..
Wana catch up Friday for wheels and beers?
Vb/export/ or?
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>>15892898
friday doesn't work for me unless you want to meet after 10pm
saturday is best for me
that actually was my last can of emu, so let's run with that
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>>15892916
Shame I'm back at work again on sat till wed
>after 10pm
Bah, no thanks
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>>15892961
soz my work times are retarded like that
even during the week it's either before 11 am or after 9pm at earliest
hence saturday is best for me
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>>15892985
Nah your fine, I work shift, so it fine.
How about not this Saturday but next. So the 8th?
But like early-ish as that's oktoberfest day
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>>15893036
8th works for me
name the time
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>>15893072
Someone's gonna lose a kidneys, I feels it
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>>15895007
nah, maybe just a
m a t e j o b
a
t
e
j
o
b
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How much are type X 180sx seats worth? How does $170 sound for one?
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>>15896468
For just the one seat? Christ.
S14 seats would be cheaper, unless you're after the wank factor of that pattern.
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>>15896527
Yeah I'm after it for the aesthetics
Although I could probably pick up an s15 seat for $100
Is upullit worth checking for seats? I've heard the interiors are usually destroyed
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LSD or mushrooms in SeQ? Hook me up anons I'm planning a trip this weekend.
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>>15896980
Get high on some
t r u m p
r
u
m a t e
p
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>>15896591
>finding an S chassis at upullit
S chassis owners are smarter than that
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>>15897494
I mean in general, you reckon they'd have any decent bucket seats?
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>>15897631
No. Better off going on driftsales or something
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>>15897163
the freemasons did this
>>
Jimmy
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>>15897631
Get a seat out of an N14 SSS Pulsar m8.
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Went to the city for a job interview today

i felt like an autistic manchild, everyone was so nice smelling, handsome, well dressed and trendy. I entered a multi-story office building and everyone was so professional looking and there i was with black jeans, boots with an unshaven neckbeard and a slightly too tight stripey t-shirt on my chubby physique. I felt dirty which made me feel more self-conscious, especially driving my shitbox into their parking lots with BMW M4's and Mustangs

Help me, im not going to make it
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>>15897950
What was the job, and what the fuck were you thinking wearing a T-shirt to an interview?
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>>15897950
What job were you going for? Considering the professional nature, you really should have known better than to go in ratty jeans and a shit shirt.
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>>15897950
you done goofed
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>>15897950
What did you learn anon?
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researching reliability of various EVO models
come across old forums from 2009
get the feels because another dead forum
find a thread where i dude had his evo stolen then recovered it
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>>15889812
what can i do with the TVs on these things
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>>15898032
I hear that the 850EVO is best, go for that one I reckon
>>
Why do people hate on FWD so much?
Why do manufacturers keep making FWD cars aimed at enthusiasts if people hate it so much?
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>>15897962
>>15897960
it was for commercial tyre fitting for bridgestone, i was expecting tradies. But the goddamn job agency was in Hindmarsh Square, in an office building next to the 9 News network statio. I shoulda known better

>>15897993
i learned i dress like a autistic manchild in Adelaide professional/University fashion, but i dress perfectly presentable in Elizabeth
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>>15898037
you mean 8.5?
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>>15898041
It's just the autists on /o/ who hate it.

Nobody else cares, pretty much.
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>>15898041
the majority of people who buy cars are commuters who use cars as tools to get from A to B. No one but enthusiasts care about the sports aspect or performance figures associated with cars
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>>15898050
Yeah, I'm talking specifically about performance-oriented FWD cars.
There are a lot of them, and they're very popular.
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>>15898077
This might be the unfunniest thing I've ever read.
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>>15898086
It's not a funny situation

I really feel ill in the stomach and bowels area
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>>15898077
What a waste of dubs
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Amazon looking to come to Australia finally

YES
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>>15898077
Literally.
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>>15898032
Good old antilag?
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>get Forza Straya 3 today
>load it into the shitbox
>installing game, 50gb remaining
>installing at 5mb/s
>gonna take a couple hours at this rate
>forza shit 3 requires an update to play, here download another 5gb on top of it

yeah fucken cheers cunt

guess i'll enjoy the game tomorrow
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>>15898132
Shit 50gb really? I don't have proper Internet here and have to use my mobile data for Internet, looks like I won't be getting that anytime soon
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>>15890999
I've seen a lot of badly setup R33 GTS-ts that'd prove you wrong.
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>>15898156
That's 50gb off the disc, but it's taking forever for some reason. Then a 5gb update to download on top of it.
>>
How do you reckon I get this shit off /o/?
>>
think 15 or 16 inch wheels would suit a vf ss sportwagon?
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>>15898180
>not putting 22" Status Grinders on it
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>>15898180
No, 18's would.
>>
What are some recommended brands and places to buy for wheels anyways
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>>15898158
Probably a good half of us aren't completely retarded. Probably the ones who are places like here rather than posting on fb stance groups
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>>15898180
I doubt 15 or 16 inch wheels would fit over the brakes.
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>>15898180
>>15898186
22" Status grinders or you're a disgrace to this philipino tunnel digging forum
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>>15898200
They won't, 17's only just fit over the brakes.
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>mfw the exhaust backfires like a machine gung
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>coming back from a mate's property monday
>driving down 150km stretch of straight, two lane rural highway
>no cars around at all
>beautiful weather
>just had a light breakfast and fresh coffee
>nirvana accoustic sessions tape playing
>cruise control set to 140 km/h
>hwy patrol appears out of nowhere
>'clocked you at 146 in a 110 m80'
>$800
>12 points because double demerits
>have a nice day

Traffic lawyer said don't bother fighting it. So I just paid four regoes, a transfer fee, , and that speeding fine. Cleaned me out of $1400 and now I wait for the double or nothing paperwork to arrive.
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>>15898209
Running lean with no cat converter m8
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>>15898213
..... fucking highway patrol...
what road is 250km long and doesnt have a 140km/h speed limit btw...?
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>>15898219
won't be too specific, but between wubin and port hedland (1400 km), there are only five small towns and like three roadhouses. So lots of 150-200km stretches of nothing, with 110 km/h limits.

I used to drive hotshots up that stretch of highway and it was mind bogglingly boring senpai.
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>>15898213
What is that and why don't the sell them in Europe?
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>tfw first night of no alcohol/other intoxicants in two months
feels bad lads. just want to get pissed
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>>15898239
iktf im out of mull and can't get any till thursday, old mates all dried up.
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>>15898235
That's the current Ford Falcon. It's one the most common new cars in the country.
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>>15898213
>has cruise control
>sets it at 140 anyway
you're a fucking retard, cruise control is supposed to help you avoid speeding because you could set it at 105 or something
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>>15898213
Jimmy?
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>>15898235
A Ford Falcon and because europe does not want them or something along those lines.
Not even the Americans want them and they love fords.
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>>15898241
I could go get some alcohol but I want to be able to go one full day off it
struggling
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>>15898264
Even if they did want them Ford Global would be too retarded to actually give it to them.
>>
>>15898273
I have never had a problem with stopping drinking, how do you even get yourself addicted to alcohol?
>>
>>15898213
Should have been going 110 m8
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>>15898213
Should have been doing 180 so they couldn't catch you
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>>15898278
Psychologically

I just want a drink to relax and know that i've finished the day, i'm still tense.

Its weird because i've never had problems with addiction to anything before
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>>15898092
Sad that newfags don't even know about GET'S.
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>>15898286
>Its weird because i've never had problems with addiction to anything before
Mate...
Stop eating sugar for 3 days then come back and tell us all about how you are not addicted to sugar.
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>>15898290
They just are not very exciting and never have been.
why does anyone try to act like they are exciting?
/o/ is so slow its nearly impossible not to get dubs/trips if you want to get them..
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>>15898239
>haven't got shitfaced since Good Friday

I really need to quit drinking.
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>>15898286
I can go without a drink a few days here and there. My doctor said that my liver is already damaged somewhat and after 30 it won't recover itself much so better stop already.
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>guy at autobarn says it'll be an hour or two to order in a part i need
>give him my phone number
>i go find it at supercheap for like $10 cheaper
>phone rings and i just ignore it
sorry guy from autobarn
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>>15898243
>>15898264

Would. It's a great looking car.
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>>15898305
they used to be a great looking car*
ftfy.
thats the old one, new ones look shit.
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>>15898303
>buying from the superjew
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>>15898308
>cheaper than autobarn
>jew
bazinga!
>>
>>15898291
I've been using honey for everything for nearly 2 weeks now and avoiding processed stuff that'd have sugar

I've also been off caffeine before but I didnt like how hyped up I got from a small coffee so I went back
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>>15898318
Honey is like 90% sugar..
Where it comes from does not change what it is.
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>>15898323
Alright, i'll just stop eating fresh fruit because that shit is full of killer natural sugar
>>
>>15898132
>Got ultimate edition
>48.8gb download
>Did it in four hours
>Wtf is with your xbox
>>
>>15898328
Are you actually trying to suggest the sugar in fruit is different than the sugar in grass?
Because news flash, sugar comes from grass... what do you think sugar cane is?
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>>15898360
>what is refined sugar
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>>15898369
sugar that has been extracted from grass.
Are you actually this retarded?
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>>15898360
Fructose and sucrose are different molecules
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>tfw no wagon

Ute or wagon?
Trailer or not?
LPG or diesel?

I just want DAT reliable daily my friends
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>>15898360
so then does honey have sugar from fruit or sugar from grass?
i've always assumed that the manufacturer doesnt pour cane sugar into my honey but I could be wrong
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>>15898376
And you understand that Fructose is basically sucrose with other goodies mixed in right...?
here read the wikipedia page on it...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fructose
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>>15898380
Most honey isnt even from bees.
The definition of what honey is seems to be a very loose definition.
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>>15898383
And hydrogen peroxide is just water with an extra Oxygen molecule.

I recommend you drink it.
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>>15898384
Shit...
>http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/tests-show-most-store-honey-isnt-honey/#.V-phWcnSPcc
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>>15898307
Like fuck. They look a damn sight better than the FGs that preceded it.
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>>15898387
That's in America.

In Australia, almost all honey is honey.
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>>15898386
Next you will tell me you cant get sucrose out of apples.
Fuck off ya hipster dickhead, Unless you are using that splenda shit you are eating sugar.
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>>15898390
Good to know.
i always buy shit from the local bee keeper anyways.
>>
>>15898378
do you need an enclosed space to haul shit or do you need an open space to haul shit
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>>15898359
Ultimate edition, that's what.
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>>15898378
WAGON
A
G
O
N

Really it's up to you for what you need. I prefer the enclosed space rather than it being a ute and exposed.
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>>15898407
1/10 can't put a dirt bike in a wagon and thats the only thing you would ever need to be putting in a car
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>>15898412
>what is a trailer
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>>15898412
Can't comfortably sleep in a ute though, and no room to fit your retarded friends in the back.
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>>15898419
>put double mattress in tray
>put torna cover on ute
>???
>you now have the ultimate swag
>>
Should I get a FiST or an 86?
Or something else, I guess
>>
>>15898431
get a motorcycle
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>>15898436
But I'd rather have a fun daily than a shit daily and a fun bike.
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>>15898439
Id rather a shit daily and many bikes to be honest.
never find myself going for a drive just for fun since i got over my hooning stage.
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>>15898422
that's a mint idea.

would be better off just getting a canopy though ;o
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>>15898176
Razor. Slowly. Paint thinner watered down.
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>>15898449
See, that's my problem.

I'd probably never actually ride a bike, because if I did it then it'd just be for fun.
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>>15898459
The point of a bike is for fun.

Commuting on it is a bonus.
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>>15898439
A motorcycle is never shit. Even going slow in a motorcycle can be an enlightening experience. Also, if you listen to your music thru preferably canal type headphones, then all of your music will sound 2 to 3 times better then normal at least.
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>>15898459
Bikes are for fun though, cars are just for getting from A to B, how many people do you know that gather in large groups every nice day and go for drives around the country side?
Because i know hundreds of people that do that on bikes.
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>>1589847
Listening to music while on motorcycle.
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>>15898405
It's fucking mint mate.
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>>15897950
I had something similar
>interview at some fancy chocolate place
>carpark on the basement level of building
>only cars there were very recent ones
>Be driving a temporary car
>a CB Lancer that was looser than a goose
>way out valve clearance tapping
>leaking exhaust
>never washed
>oil leaking onto hot exhaust manifold causing a little smoking from the engine bay
>car park echo'd up to street level

I almost drove it to a meet, would have jimmy'd on the drive through the hills from the oil leak
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>>15897950
>tfw you should have been a tradie
Why did you decide to get an office job m8?
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>>15898176
Cheese wheel, it has a proper name, but I;d be fucked to remember. Reckon you could get a small one for a drill or a dremel
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>>15897950
Falcunt?
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>>15898359
Mines been going for 3 fucking hours. Whatever happened to putting a fucking disc in and playing the game.
>>
>>15888401
So what? They are still scrapping...

Its stupid to cars about a plastic bumper getting a few scrapes on it or a dent on your exhaust..

Who the fuck cares?
>>
>>15898571
It is all to stop piracy which pisses me off because if i bought the fucking game im obviously not about to download it.
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>>15898053
Because they can base them off commuter cars and make them cheaper.
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>>15889812
Rotas are the comic sans of wheels.
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>>15887059

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Mazda-RX-7-2000/SSE-AD-4112198/?Cr=0
looking at rx7 FDs
select price by high to low
see pic related
68,000km
>intrigued


click on ad see description:
Selling my 2000 model rx7 was a project never got around starting it
Very low km
No listed on revs
Would require blueslip and rego
Would require rebuild
Brakes and clutch would require a run thought but once doing the rebuild you would know if the clutch is gone or not.
perfect for someone looking at having a Bridgeport etc but not spend to much on a running one and building it from there.
NO MORE DUM OFFER AND DUM QUESTION ABOUT WHAT WRONG WITH THE ENGINE LIKE I SAID IT BEST TO REBUILD IT!!!!!! THE WILL BE NOT ANSWERED

good luck selling the car with that attitude you retard.
on top of the 16k to buy the car theres another 3k for rego, blueslip, brakes and clutch.
god knows about the rebuild the engine might not even be salvagable.
everyone should spam him asking about the engine and offer retarded shit like "for reasons out of my control i have come into possession of 1500kg of KFC original recipe and would like to trade for your car"
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>>15898641
Is this babby's first attempt at buying a car?

90% of the fuckers on those sites are like that. Just move on.
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>>15898656
nop not interested in buying anything, ive already got one.
i thought it was hilarious how unreasonable he is
"how dare they ask me about the thing that entirely defines a rotary"
true most of them are idiots.
when you go price high to low on silvias etc its all the people who added what they paid for the car+what they paid for all their mods.
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>>15898378
VE SS Wagon
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>>15898641
>for reasons out of my control i have come into possession of 1500kg of KFC original recipe and would like to trade for your car"
>>
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/north-brighton/cars-vans-utes/1965-chrysler-valiant-sedan-ap6-2/1125152344

this seems like a good deal, shame I can't get another car
>>
>>15898754
I've always wondered how people manage to drive old cars like this.

How do you get leaded petrol? Does unleaded work or do you have to add shit to it?
What if a part breaks, do you have to custom manufacture a new one?
>>
>>15898763
If it breaks down, you just find a newer motor that fits the bay. And a new fuel line for Unleaded.
And probably a new fuel tank just to be careful.
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>>15887406
civic 3 door hatch
type r if feeling hektic
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>>15898812
>Civic
>When Lancers/Mirages exist
m888
They're cheaper, more reliable and more fun.
>>
>>15898812
>>15898823
>not going for the magna master race
>>
>be australian
>playing forza horizon 3
>feel comfortable as fuck when driving on the left side of the road

fucking gta has ruined me
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>>15898834
Yeah, I can't fault Magnas.
Definitely on-par with Lancerbros
>>
>>15898823
>lancer
>reliable
you yanking my chain m8
>>
>>15898848
They're reliable as fuck.
Not sure about the later ones, but a CE will easily outlive a Corolla of the same period.
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Best car to skid that I can daily and looks nice?
Vic P plate legal too.

Just want to make the year 9s wet while ripping a fat skid down the road.
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>>15898923
That'll do. I had an atlas grey vn ss on my P's

>pic extremely related
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>>15898297
Bullshit, did he make you get a liver function test?
Most docs act funny if you ask for one.
My 65 y old father drinks like fish, and is on meds that hurt your liver, this year's test said his liver was perfectly fine
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>>15898947
they look so good!! but I can't drive one on my Ps in vic. I have a silver vy s pack in manual. but are there any other cars that'll do better skids?
Pic is not mine.
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>>15898036
There are people who can fix them, or you could maybe diy it. Lots of old soarer an sc forums to pick thru. Mostly eastern state workshops/people
>>15898599
They were cheap second hand from a guy at my work. They got fuckin thrashed on the ute. Got some semi slicks for them, put them on the soarer and haven't lost any traction flying round corners
I don't understand why people on dat have a problem with them
>>
>>15897887
not aesthetic enough for my liking
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>>15899080
any SS will do better skids

>>15899172
because rotas have a tendency to crack/buckle/shatter. you'll probs be fine for ordinary use but i'd watch out for massive potholes. but I wouldn't have them in the first place so
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>>15901093
I live in w.a
All we have Is potholes
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>>15901129
then get something good
mk4 supra tt wheels fit under soarers
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>>15901135
Nah, they are good enough
Also the wheels that came with it look like those and they are heavy as fuck
Pic related
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>>15901379
They look nothing alike, you're tripping m8.
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>>15901558
mine with the centres in
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>>15901880
>>15901558
and these look nothing alike?
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>>15901886
ok, I guess I was the one tripping

I was just thrown off because the supra ones are 17s
i'd get them and paint them bronze to suit the black
>>
Should I get a Liberty, Commodore, or something else?
I want a mid size sedan or maybe coupe between 10-20k.
Anybody got any ideas for quick and comfy cars in this price range?
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New v old saddle pads

>>15902018
Are those the only criteria?
>>
>it is legal to import a C5 Corvette

fug. It might be worth it just for all the heads I'd turn.
>>
>>15902018
Skyline?
>>
>>15902425
Reckon it'd look better clean, or all Jap'ed up with a big wing on the back, aero, skirts, etc.
>>
>>15902425
I have seen one or two around the place, but it'd probably be pricey as all hell
>>
>>15902425
It will be a pain to import

then it will be a pain to convert to right hand drive
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>>15902467
I reckon the big costs there would be getting it converted to RHD and having it complied.

Of course this'd be years down the track too.
>>
>>15902481
J-Spec would do it.

It's a pity they can't just shitcan import regulation. I'd gladly suffer not being able to get Maccas from the drive-thru if it didn't cost me a fortune to bring over something sick from the States.
>>
>>15902518
They're completely pointless now anyway. Our manufacturing industry is dead and Australian normies killed it buying suv's for their wife's son instead of keeping the family sedan alive. They can make their money back by taxing family suvs more heavily and let us import decent cars
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>>15901902
Mwa ha ha ha
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>>15903315
Spazzed and forgot image ofcourse.
Skids ahoy
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>>15898543
>tfw tradie and want an office job
its a big gap to bridge but at least i have problem solving skills.
>>
>>15903472
Was mechanic
Now accountant

Lyf is gud
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>>15903604
how'd you do it? where'd you study? how many years?
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>>15903315
>>15903323
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>mow lawn
>underage Chinese girls next door mirin
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>>15903624
3 years online. Worked at a place doing tax returns while i was studying
>>
>>15903792
>mow lawn
>neighbours point and laugh at me
Turns out you shouldn't mow in the rain. Thought it would be a good way to kill time waiting for the power to come back
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>>15903817
>>
>>15903817
That's what you get for having white neighbours.
>>
>>15903323
It's... beautiful
>>
>>15903817
why would you mow the lawn in the rain lol?
you would be stopping every 5 minutes to unclog the mower?
>>
>TFW biggest storm in over 50 years hitting us now in Sa
>power has been out since I knocked off
>can't fap or play vidya on the comp
>not a single shop in town has a generator so no takeaway
>all the nearby towns have no power as well

Drunk monopoly by candlelight or go cruising round town ripping skidz and getting storm footage on the dashcam?
>>
>>15904082
Is it that bad?
we are waiting for it to get to Victoria, should be here some time tonight
>>
>>15904089
oh neat nvm good news for us
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-28/victoria-weather-heavy-wind-rain-warning-weaken/7885338
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>>15904089
Its pretty intense mate, rain and wind just hit then. I live near the Vic border so you guys will cop it shortly.
>>
>>15904101
Fun, I live in the middle of the bush so i can see it now...
Im chopping trees with the chainsaw all day tomorrow...
>>
>>15904109
Can you swim?
>>
>>15904082
Are you guys gonna be alright? Are we looking at food shortages, disease etc?
The states usually help each other out during this kind of shit but western vic and parts of nsw are copping flood damage atm too
>>
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Ahh, a night without SA shitting the place up!
>>
I originally thought cow the van was running a bit rich that it was causing the sputtering, but its gotten really bad now, could timing be another factor?
>>
post p test stories
>>
What the fuck happened there was no posting for 2 hours
>>
>>15904154
posting servers hosted in SA probably
>>
>>15904129
check vacuum hoses/intake leaks

>>15904143
>go to test
>"alright mate just need to check that all your lights are working"
>one tail was blown, couldnt do test
>still had to pay

>next time
>coming out of rta caroark
>stopsign at the start of the driveway with a shitty worn out line
>don't see line, stop closer to the road where I can actually see whats coming
>doesnt tell me i've failed, do entire test
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>see people acting like fuckwits on the road all afternoon
>get home with no hope left
>>
>>15904168
>get P's
>next day take mums falcon out for a spin
>try to skid
>>
>>15904143
I accidentally grabbed the instructors dick instead of the shifter

Ended up with full marks for that
>>
>>15904129
If timing is off the car won't even start
>>
>>15904129
check plugs
>>
>>15904082
go to jimmys house and keep each other company
>>
>>15904125
Try again cunt, power's back
>>
>>15904200
Fuck off the news told me before that the entire state was without power
>>
>Wagga on flood watch again for the second time in three weeks
>Not even home to save things if my place gets flooded out

bloody SA shitcunts keep your weather to yourselves
>>
>>15904224
Technically the weather blew in from wa. Blame them
>>
>>15904224
>living in wagga wagga
>>
>>15904186
That reminds me, when I was getting lessons I went to grab the shifter without looking to shift up a gear and accidentally touched the instructors knee, he had his legs spread open and pretty much touching the stick..... it was pretty fucking awkward
>>
>>15904229
I guess. Just so over all this god damn rain I swear to god it hasn't stopped for more than three days at a time.

>>15904232
oi white cunt

give me a fuckin durrie or a dolla for da bus
>>
>>15904186
i looked at this comment for about 5 minutes, over the course of that 5 minutes the comment continued to get funnier and funnier.
>>
>>15904257
Is it wrong that i will bash the living fuck out of abbos that do this?
call me a cunt then demand shit, ill fukken destroy your world.
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>>15904269
What the puck did you just say about me you cunt? I'll have you know I learned about the dreamtime from Aunt Telma and I've been involved in lotsa diffrunt break and enters on houses owned by cunts like you, cos I'm aboriginal and I can take your pucking stuff. I've got over 300 DVD players.

I'm trained at throwing spears at kangaroos and I'm the top boomerang thrower in the Woongacoonganooga tribe. You are nothin' to me but just another white cunt to ask for small change. I will come up to you and invade your personal space with a smell the likes of which hasn't been seen on earth for 40,000 years, mark my pucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that pucking shit to me over the internet? Think again, pucker. As we speak I am contacting my nephew Moreton who is stealing someone's iPhone so I can trace your IP so you better prepare for a storm of VB cans, cunt. The cans that wipe out that pathetic little thing you call your life. You're pucking dead, cunt. I can be anywhere, anyt time and I can kill you and take your non-colour-dyed metho, puck your dog and take your thongs.

Not only am I extensively trained in glassing pucking cunts, but I have access to boomerangs, spears and dat pucking thing we swing around to make loud noises, which will bring the entire population of the Woongacoonganooga tribe to your lawn and wipe your miserable cunt arse off the face of my continent. If you could only know what pucking retribu.... retribut... retributi... .... revenge your smart-arsed comment was gonn' bring, you'd have held your pucking tongue.

But you didn't, you couldn't, you're giving me two pucking dollars you pucking idiot. I will vomit Coolabah and port over you and you will drown in it.

You're pucking dead, cunt.
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>>15904269
Reminds me
>at station waiting for train
>retard derro in a wheelchair comes over and asks for change for a ticket
>we give him a 2$ coin
>cunt literally gets shitty and asks for more, revs up when we say no
>eventually have to tell him to fuck off because he is just being a cunt
Fuck derros, fuck abbos
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>>15904276
i have yet to see this pasta.
we tell abbo stories now?
>belt the living fuck out of an abbo that is being a smart cunt
>cunt is saying how he will be back with his cousins
>laughing.jpg
>about an hour later at the skate park
>4 cars pull up packed with abbos
>oh shit
>they are all after me
>fukken run
>run all the way to the local shopping complex
>think they will stop when i get through the door
>they don't
>they chase me through target
>through big w
>back out of the store
>lose them in the car park

i feel like i would have died that day if i wasnt a cross country runner.
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>>15904276
>>15904286
>>15904294
IT'S MYYYY LAND

ya dumb dog
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anyone else see that faggoty lamb commercial with all the niggers and abos
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>>15904304
>half casts calling themselves abbos
It would be like me saying i am German because my great grandfather was a nazi.
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>>15904309
Get some fucking multiculturalism up ya..... ya cunt
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>>15904318
I reckon it'd be acceptable if they grew up out in the bush and followed all of their customs, but most of the time it's some ugly white-ish looking cunt with a victim complex and

>muh bennies
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>>15904264
You high as well mate?
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>>15904320
UNGA BUNGA DOLLA 4 DA BUSS YA KUNT
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>>15904324
I swear the only reason half casts exist is because abbos were raping white women, like fuck anyone was getting with abbo shielas, they all look like feral bush pigs.
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>>15904330
that's fucking disgusting
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>>15904276
>I will vomit Coolabah and port over you and you will drown in it
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>>15904334
Im not even joking, there is not a single example of an attractive full blood abbo i have searched far and wide to try and find an example but they simply do not exist., the only ones that are even half way hot are half casts.
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>>15904330
back in the day it was actually the white fellas that were raping the abbo chicks
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>>15887406
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>>15904343
Bullshit, why would anyone do that? id rather masturbate to a picture of a rotten potato than fuck an abbo
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>>15904343
How the fuck did they cope with the smell, let alone the other vomit inducing attributes?? What did they do - put Vicks Vapour Rub between the the gin's shoulders?
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>lebbo brings his E90 M3 in for a roadworthy
>I throw it up on the hoist and do my thing
>leb literally just squats at the roller door and death stares me the whole time
>fucking leb is making me uneasy the whole time
>literally stared me down every second I was near that car
Fucking lebs
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>>15904143
>do p's test at hornsby
>stop in the middle of a crossroads where the road i was on didnt have to give way and the other road had give way sides
>was so nervous i thought i'll stop to show him im safe
>instant fail for "causing dangerous situation"
>same instructor made me do a parallel park on a persons driveway that was raised and had a ditch on either side of it
>"pretend its not a driveway"
>took points off for "hitting the curb" when the car dropped down a bit because of the stupid stop he made me do it in.
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>>15887414
what do you mean by that?
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>>15904143
Passed my P's, but got in shit for going around a corner in 3rd gear which is stupid because my car at the time revved high as fuck in 2nd
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>>15903323
skid vid now
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New tread when lads? We always must have new tread when their is bad weather
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>>15904651
>>15904651
>>15904651

New One

>>15904662
>>15904662
>>15904662
>>15904662
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>>15904143
>crossing 4 lane main road with median
>in a diesel so low end torque till the end of time
>pull into the middle sit spot and get an earful for an unsafe maneuver despite there being no issue, insta failed and told
>run a stop sign on the way back to piss the cunt off, he went beet red

my younger brother had a worse time
>instructor gets in after checking rear lights work
>it's midday in January and the AC is garbage so trys to open the passenger window
>the window motor died about a month before
>unsafe vehicle, insta failed before leaving the carpark

fuck the DoT
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