Official Stereotypes

>>15899151
>t. Bus rider

fuck off with that rcr bullshit

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قَيِّمًا لِيُنذِرَ بَأسًا شَديدًا مِن لَدُنهُ وَيُبَشِّرَ المُؤمِنينَ الَّذينَ يَعمَلونَ الصّٰلِحٰتِ أَنَّ لَهُم أَجرًا حَسَنًا ﴿٢﴾

why didnt they make these RWD

i ironically like the styling, toyota is going full fucking retard with the HUE sized lexus grills.

>>15899151
What a worthless car. I think they should've made it smaller if they wanted to do a FWD 2-door car. That gen looks slightly better than the first one at least. And I do like the idea of Scion and trying to build affordable """sporty""" cars for the younger market because most slightly powerful small cars before that were either $40k+ luxury cars or cars like the GTI and WRX that end up being $35k out the door since you have to get the infotainment system with premium speakers and sunroof just to have >200hp.

Knew one girl who had one of those in HS and she rolled the thing within a couple months of having it.
>lol understeer
She probably would've wrapped it around a tree the first time she drove in the rain if it were RWD.

>>15899212
So what youre saying is, you have nothing bad to say about it.

>>15899212
funnily enough, I know some toyota mechanics, they say a good majority of Scion tCs that go out the door from the local dealership end up upside down or wrapped around a tree when their owners decide to go full retard

>>15899181
0/10 no DShK mounted in the back.

>>15899225
Yeah I thought it was ugly as balls at first but I don't hate it because I think the brand was trying to go in the right direction. Only thing I would say is if they were trying to do a 2-door FWD car like that, maybe they could've gone a little smaller like GTI but not like the thing is that pigfat.

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4 door jeep wrangler

The official car of moderately-country-but-lives-on-the-coast frat girls

>>15899195
>i ironically like the styling
Me too. It might not be the greatest mechanically, but the styling and aesthetic is pretty good and fairly unique.

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I'm going through my midlife crisis and need something sporty for my gold clubs but I'm too good for a Corvette.

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I'm a dumb nignog who spends 60% of his monthly paycheck on repaying this hunk of shit and insuring it.

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>>15899151
The official car of
>I like cars, but I'm also broke and probably have bad credit

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>I'm Mexican and/or dad whos a loud douche at my kids little league games.

>>15900258
Or gay hairdresser

>>15899151
I actually quite like mine, but only as a fun commuter. IMO the TC2 is the best version, no problems with engine mounts like the first version and the interior is more attractive. For all the hate it gets I think it was just a victim of new CAFE standards and NHTSA for safety.

People like to shit on all these new cars for being pigfat and underpowered but fail to recognize the influence of government on how these companies build their cars, pretty dumb if you ask me.

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>>15900886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuxm7MW0V0Q
>mfw

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>im a broke young adult but i still want have fun.

>>15901537
>Kid dings door
>Mother starts yelling at kid for dinging the door
>Starts telling guy filming that her kid never hit his car
>Hits the guy who was filming
>Plays the race card claiming white oppression even though the dude filming is Mexican

>>15899181
no hablo en espanol. tu hablen en ingles por favor

>>15900258
n/o/rcal. truth.

>>15899151
You won your own thread.

>inb4 butthurt pimply scion fags show up

>>15899181
So you finally converted I see? Was it forceful?

>>15899151
I see wasted potential here. Could it have been a competitor to the 370Z if it were RWD and came with the supercharger from factory, or would it have been better a little lighter and designed as a hot hatch?

More identity issues here than a confused teenager on Tumblr.

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I bought this because It's the first car on the lot the sales rep led me to.

>>15902324
I don't even think it's that.

>cars are just to get from Point A to Point B
>Fun? Why would I want that? That's against the law!
>Jen had a Toyota and her dad had one and said they are reliable
>The Corolla is too small for my luggage and my dog so I'll get this!

>>15902435
That's the point I was making. It's literally 'lol transport appliance' - The Car

>>15900879

Gold clubs? I assume you mean golf clubs, and they don't fit. I have to put mine in the front seat. Also, I bought mine at 29.

>>15900908
no joke I met a guy at a car meet who said he financed a NA miata... in 2016
it's clean and low miles but I don't think it was worth financing. no idea how much he paid though

>>15902324
drove one of those 6000 miles from oregon and back (rental)
it was gutless but 100 miles an hour felt like 70 in it

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>Mai waifu

>>15903007
She's probably stared in JAV. There are no pure girls in Japan anymore.

>>15903007
The official car of wishing you had 112 horsepower instead of 80

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[muffed zu tu tu in the background]

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>I might be white, but my wife's son isn't

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>My uncle and my brother are the same person
>Midlife crisis at 16
>"It'll kick your ass when I swap in muh LS1

mfw this describes my car

>>15899181
I thought you were Norwegian not Swedish

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>>15901001
Or dad who's a loud douche in general

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>>15903294

>>15902496
Well, that means you'll only live to be 58 years old, because that midlife crisis sure as fuck hit.

>>15900886
Nope, you're thinking of a Challenger. Base 5.7 too.

>>15902498
NA's are actually rising in value though.

>>15902286

This. As far as appearances go its pretty good and it looks like it desperately wants to be rwd

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The toyobaru

The official car of
>I just got a office job and now I want to finance something cool at 12% but I know nothing about cars

>>15903701

>he's so mad he can't ever get out of bus riding life

>>15903701
No, it's

>>I need something with all the practicality of a Camaro, Mustang or Challenger but only a fraction of the horsepower.

OR

>>can't wait to drift in front of the school, that'll show those jocks who's the real cool dude... maybe Stacy will notice me...

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>>15902324

Pretty much me except with a 6. I like it.

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>i like coupes, but i'm too pussy to ave one, i'm supposed to have a sedan, so here it is - you still uncomfortable in the back seats, but now it has doors

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>I want a truck but I don't like American brands and I won't haul much except trash in the back

>>15903294
This is very accurate. In my personal life ive actually met 2 people with smart cars whose wife/girlfriends had a different race baby ir babies

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>rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle
>clunk
This i6 so good tho

>sees this theread
ok well i have some things to contribute. car knowledge and facts are my thing yep.

rumor: my son is a piece of absolute spunk shit that likes Throwing Knife Flavored Doritos. true or false, thats for you to decide

ok so im in bed and what do i hear?? CAR FACTS baby, looks like Mazda is having a little problem huh? too many violent ghosts in their factory. heard abuout that one? makes you think

third car fact/stereotype/rumor: you can hold me at knifepoint for hours and ill just laugh and not even be intimidated because i welcome death and i really dont give a shit

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German Here
>I just finished my Ausbildung and blow all my money on this Car instead of moving out from my Parents

>>15903766
>>15903701

Its all of these

>>15903952

seriously fuck gm

>>15904014
It's not her fault she rattles. I still love her.

>>15903701
If they would offer a Turbo version that would be neat. But Subaru won't let this happen

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The Maserati Ghibli

The official car of upper middle class middle easterners who spent the first 45 years of their life having no fun so now they want a ""high end"" car to fill that void in their life

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I'M YOUR DAAAAAAAD.

>>15903956

you ok dude

>>15903854
Perfectly describe my older brother, and looks exactly like that

>>15900879
My manager is literally exactly how you described and he non stop talks about his corvette.

>>15902324
You mean
>official car of: that's a good car

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The official car of
>STOP HONKING AT ME, CAGERS, LANE SPLITTING IS LEGAL IN EUROPE

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hyundai / kia:i want people to think i drive an expensive german car but in reality i am a poor piece of shit who cares a shitton about what other people think of me so i am forced to drive a subpar knockoff shitbox

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I want a car but I'm a special snowflake so it must be different.

bumping for ebin thread

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>>15901988
Am I you?

>>15905641
That isn't the case at all.

You may be right that they were not in the position to buy a new S-class benz. But it only means that they wanted the largest, highest content sedan that they could afford, which is admirable.

Buying an old ass S class for $9000 off of the "Buy Here/ Pay Here" lot is what you are talking about.

This is just the Koreans copying what the Japanese did in the 80's.

If you drive a new benz, why do you even give a shit what other people drive? I drive a Lexus and certainly don't give a shit about poofy MB drivers unless they have something rare. They are literally all over the road.

>>15903952
These are giant heaps of shit.

>>15907991
I disagree. The things that really matter, like the engine and trans, are god tier. And the interiors are nice, for an early 2000s GM.

>>15908161
Chevy started the SUV craze, thanks to cars like that.

Too bad they dont last very long. I wish GM could be more like Honda....

>>15904005
>and blow all my money on this Car
Get your fucking shit together Germany

>blow all my money
>on a used econo hatchback :)

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The Mazda rx-7 fd

Its the mustang of japanese sports cars. Less reliable too.

>>15908670
Nah, I blame the Ford Explorer.

>>15904005
Or it's Karl-August Jr. who got it for finishing the Gymansium.
Anyways, GTI drivers are always terrible.

>>15902046
The kid even points to a spot of red paint on the door

>>15904005
Stop capitalizing nouns, this isn't Deutsch

>>15904005
true

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>I want a sporty car but am to much of a hipster to get a miata

>>15909943
American Cars > your gook shit

Fuck off weeb

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>>15909960
>american cars

>>15899181
>AX
Mind the rust, anon.

>>15909943
>I want to catch on fire at least once in my life, and I'm going to have a good time doing it

>>15903956
This really is disturbing when you think about it. Are you like schizophrenic or something man? Need someone to talk to?

>>15909473
Please explain what the fuck you mean.

It handles perfectly whereas mustangs handle like garbage and used LRA up until the newest generation. It looks sexy as fuck, definitely one of the sexiest cars ever, and the mustang lineup looks like one decent looking car (the original) surrounded by a fuckton of retarded cousins: a lanky weird one, a boxy one that looks adopted, one with big teeth (panel) gaps, one that's obese, and one that's morbidly obese with angry eyes. Mustang is shit, an FD would blow one out of the water any day of the week, street or track.

>less reliable
If you're a retarded mustang owner, then probably, because you'd go 10k miles without an oil change

>>15903854
Minus the american brands thing, that applies to all crew cabs.

>>15903956
This post is very chinese.

I pictured you in Hong! Kong! in an apartment, maybe being taken care of by you are mother, and she is retarded and your retarded. Get out of china! Out of chine! Gum lei mouh a!!

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>>15910004
> all crew cabs
Try again my nigga. Here in the GLORIOUS USA you see a lot of Long bed Crew cabs actually being used for work.

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>I bought this brand new because I am a boring as fuck person who seeks the approval of others.

>I love to listen to top 40 and was popular in high school

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I've always wanted a BMW because they look nice and I wanna impress all my friends. However, I'm gonna buy a base model 3 series with a diesel engine because I can't afford a decent model.

My girlfriend was nagging me about wanting a nice car, so I bought her a Porsche! Doesn't matter that it's a Touareg with a bodykit and the worst Porsche model, it's a Porsche and Porsches are good.

>>15910010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_truck
>Once a work tool with few creature comforts, in the 1950s consumers began purchasing pickups for lifestyle reasons and by the 1990s less than 15 percent of owners reported use in work as the pickup truck's primary purpose.[2]

>B-BUT IT'S OUR DAMN RIGHT TO BUY PICKUPS AND NOT USE THEM! MURRIKA!!

>>15910010
I'm a yeuropoor, forgive me anon.

Fuck I want one of those, though.

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>>15910037
Whoops. I think everyone knows what I'm talking about anyway.

>>15910039
Everyone I know with pickups all use them for work and utility, and/or offroading.

That said, there are probably 10 pickup trucks being used as A-B daily drivers for every truck being used for work.

>>15910031
They're gutless really. Not enough power for a 1.4 tonne car to be any good. Does the diesel version have any forced induction? Turbo?

>>15900908
Nah fuck off. Miatas are expensive for what they are.

>>15910039
Okay? What does this even prove? I ficking know A SHIT load of people NEVER so much as put a single thing on the bed of their 2014 pickups that they trade in every year for a new one. Sometimes get an offroad package and have never so much as touched a dirt road. But whenever you see a long bed (not a standard bed, a LONG bed) you bet your sweet ass they use it. I have a standard bed and fill it way past the roof and have to open my tailgate. It makes me sad that trucks aren't used for their intended purpose anymore but doesn't mean there aren't a few out their still doing what they were made for.
>>15910040
Yeah i love long bed trucks. Id i wasn't s fucking poor id get one. I'm not a huge fan of the crew cabs, id take extended cab anyday over a crew cab. Aslong as it has a standard bed or longer, i dont mind, just please fuck off with those short beds those are disgusting.

>>15910060
>diesels without turbos
Hi grandpa, sell your W124 300D, suction diesels are long gone

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There are a few options as to who owns these ones:
316i - 320i:
>old workerfag who always wanted a BMW but could never afford one and now that the price plummeted can finally afford a shitty base model old BMW
>young faggot who wanted something sporty but didn't listen to anyone telling him to get a 6 cyl and that 4cyls are gutless
320i - 325i:
>poorfag who bought a beater for next to nothing
>poor enthusiast
328i - M3:
>actual enthusiasts

Applies to all models:
>poor attention whore who wants to brag about owning a BMW

>>15910060
M9 every diesel is a turbo nowadays, what are you smoking?

>>15910072
>extended cab over crew cab
I'm starting to like you, anon.

>>15910092
Economy on the 6 cyls (< 328i) are shit for the power you get.

>>15910107
Crew cab is for married people and grocery getters. Id take a extended can with ling or standard bed anyday over any top trim crew cab. Even if it was a 2016 with the highest trim possible, given to me for free. I'd sell it and buy an xtended cab long bed.

>>15910113
Gee you idiot, ever heard of a terbo?

>>15910131
>turbo
>< 328i
You're better off buying a faster car than putting a turbo in a fucking 320i. For the price of the kit and the work needed you could get a 330i.

>>15903956
BRUH WHAT

>>15910142
Yeah but youre forgetting there's no-replacement displacement. You can have a small engine and lots of power too, if you use a terbo charger. "This is not a difficult concept"

>>15910148
Yes, but for the cost of the turbo kit and what's needed to install it, you would be better off just buying a better car. And you're right, there is no secret that putting a turbo in a small car with a small engine yields power. See: Subaru WRX.

>>15899238
American trucks have such shit payload ratings that you couldn't even pintle mount a RPK in the tray in the back of a F150 without the rear sagging 2 inches.

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>literally driven by 99%+ faggots/hairdressers
>1% /o/ in denial that they're faggots

>>15910000
>ass mad dorito fuckwit
>getting assblastted on fun thread
wow, just kill yourself and throw your fag car outta here

>>15910072
single cab flat tray lyf here man

>>15903816
That's literally every compact sedan now.
>>15903952
Trailblazer? Dad had one. 3dr hatch is better though these things eat electronics and batteries.
>Solenoid dies every 30k mi.
At least it was cheap back then.

>>15905641
>Tfw genesis coupe looks like a bastard child of brz and 86s
>Faster than both with more room in the interior
>Reliability of a ford
Always makes me kek.
>>15905717
Honestly rx8 fits that bill better.

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>>15910127
my nigga my nigga

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhCIIg6PmZk

>>15900258
Can confirm. This is my mom.

Redpill me
2002 Chevy Suburban

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>>15911108
RCSB a best for DD

>>15901988
Im broke and i was always a faggot that liked going slow.

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My first car , 2000 Celica Gts

>>15909943
Hey, I got one of those as my first car for 1500 dollarydoos, It was all I could afford ;_;

>>15910563
It's okay... Us rotards get a little sensitive.

You do have to admit that the FD is a nice ride. Took me 20 years to get one, but it was worth the wait. Yeah, I spend a ton of time tinkering with it, because, well, its probably not as reliable as some cars, but you know, it's still totally worth it. The tinkering and tuning is half the reason I bought my FD.

With that said, Mustang's are nice too. I really like the original models the most, but later generations have their upsides too.... In my particular case, they just don't appeal to me as much as, say, an FD.

Part of what makes the world a nice place is we can all have our own preferences and be okay with it. Even if one (I) drive a 'fag car'...

Not sure how a car can be a 'fag', but okay....

>>15903952
Wouldn't you fucking know it, the day after I post this she decides to break down. Starter went to shit, I think. So she spends the night in a sporting goods parking lot. Ugh.

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>>15899151
>I tell people I'm a "car guy" but I can't even drive stick

>>15910092
I drive a 325i. Pretty accurate, although I'd add to all models:
>missed the E30 bandwagon

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>>15912762
>RCSB
not
>RCFB

Step it up, senpai.

>>15903490
>uncle and my brother
How?
...No, wait, say a woman had two sons, and one of them actually fucked her
So the offspring would be half-brothers with his father and uncle.

...how does this car exemplify that in any way? Are you drawing from life experience?

>>15910092
very accurate i drive a 318is becasue im a young fag who wanted a sports car but the 4banger has some pickup in the high range

>>15910000
Most FD owners will tell you that they're not very reliable, even without taking into account apex seals

>>15913717
Are you new here?

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>>15915176
For a DD RCSB, for a hauling slut CCLB. Anything in between in a compromise IMO

>side-by-side
Bro...

>>15903956
This is the funniest thing I've read on 4chan in awhile.

>>15915313
Lmao the side by side isn't mine. Me and a buddy just put the FB on, and decided to get his ranger with it.

That truck was mint as fuck. 2000, 4.8, 4wd, auto, 65,000 miles and I got rear ended by some 73 year old at 55 mph.

Ruined the bed and bent the frame a bit. Totaled it out bought it back and made 4K after. Bought the bed for $650 redid the back piece with new design, LED lights all the way around and she's still my DD with 87K miles.