>rip a big fart >roll up the windows

>newer shitbox has manual windows
>can't do this to my friends anymore

I miss the tortoise man

>being a lard ass
>eating literally fat shit that makes you fart

>do it during a PDI
>some retard that buys a new car actually uses the "I wanted a car nobody farted in" justification

>>15890222
>manual windows
I'd say you have a luxury well worth the sacrifice.

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>>15889941
>have cloth seats
>rip a big ol stinky fart
>lock windows

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>>15890584
>have leather seats
>rip a big ol stinky fart

>>15890644
>leather

>>15891257
it makes my poop hole sweat and stink really bad.

it feels so nice.

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>>15890222
>>newer shitbox has manual windows

What? Do they even make cars with manual windows anymore?

I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a window crank in any car...

>>15889941
>leave half full open bottles of juice in the back of my friends car
>everything's sticky
>whole car smells like rotten fruit
>nicknamed the fruit wagon
He blames his sister

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>don't smoke
>hate smoking and smokers
>like the smell of embedded cigarette smoke in old cars
>buy cigarettes and let them burn down inside my cars to infuse the seats and everything with that old smoke smell

>>15890644
bmw leatherette is so utter shit

how do they get away with this?

30 year old truck cloth seats are in better condition

>tfw you have a button that locks ALL the passenger window controls, not just the back

>>15892734
How does it feel to know that it'll be twice as hard selling your car now?

>>15893237
I don't buy cars I'm not okay with selling for less than scrap.

Even if I did there's probably some car deodorizer product that'd at least work long enough to sell it.

>>15892501

Probably not anymore, but the 08 corolla I got for $2k does. Hell it's a sedan with no power locks. Base model CE, absolutely no options whatsoever