hey /o/ need a bit of advice
>24
>in college
>england
>dont drive
>move into large block of flats (apartments in 2014)
>see bmw 320td in the underground park
>nice
>fast forward to 2016
>still there
>very thick layer of dust and greece
>never moved
>clean me written among other obscenities
>automatic
>a bit of rust otherwise fine.
>inside completely clean
Questions.
1.) What should i do?
a.) how would i get a key to open it
b.) could i sell it
c.) are there any other methods of opening it?
d.) how would i change the number plates.
e.) surly i could i claim swatters rights if i was caught stating that the car had been in my overnight garage for years untouched? or that a friend baught it for me unaware that it might be tampered with.
Many thanks
pic related exactly the same as the car in question only in black
>>15877777
quins!!! come on that deserves a response in itself
You're a piece of shit; once you're not mooching off your parents and studying some fuck off arts degree maybe you'll be able to afford your own property, and then it'll be up to you to decide what you want to do with it.
>>15877832
Parents died when i was 16
self made ever since
also studying for my BSc progressing to my MSc
please try and imput something
>>15877777
OP needs a tennis ball and hammer
cut the tennis ball in half then place it around the key hole. get a hammer and pop the tennis ball the air will burst the lock
>>15877881
I don't think squatting laws apply to cars
>>15877881
It doesn't change my opinion. You'd be upset if someone else took your property. You don't know their situation.
Even if you are able to claim ownership of it (which is retarded in a legal sense), it would involve a tonne of red-tape. It's a car that's been sitting for more than 2 years, so it'll have a shit tonne of problems. Even if you were getting it for free, it'd be cheaper to just go and buy an econobox. 320td isn't even that great anyway, it'll be a sluggish piece of shit. If you live in the inner-city it'd be better to just catch pubic transport.
It seems like a good deal (even if you disregard the ethical dilemma), but if you think about it, it really isn't.
no you can't do anything to it
how about you let the damn car be and stop being a nigger?
even if you get the car open you will not get it running without the keys as EWS is a nightmare to deal with EVEN if you're the owner of the car and have all the paperwork but no keys.
and e46 compacts have nothing worth selling inside them so its not worth the vandalism and theft charges for opening it.
>>15877935
I don't know about the UK, but these aren't worth jack shit anyway.
>>15877777
Suppress these nigger thoughts. It's someone elses car and even they don't drive it, you don't have any right to claim it. Wait for the apocalypse for that shit.
>>15877777
Abandoned property laws. Read up on them. It may be property of the state when abandoned. If not you may be able to claim it if it is abandoned under your property laws.
If this is the case you can get it for free and tow it to a dealer and let them handle reprogramming the keys for you.