>he doesnt wear a suit while he drives

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>>15842105
Does this count?

>an unemployed autismo drives around in a suit

>guy pulls up in a beat to shit corolla with anime stickers everywhere, gets out of car and is in a suit

Fucking hilarious just thinking of all the ridiculous scenarios

>>15842105
>he doesn't wear snakeskin cowboy boots and a Molly Hatchet shirt with the sleeves cut off when he drives

>>15842105
>He doesn't wear a tank top and shorts when he drives
Maximum comfy for the southwest

>>15842105
>tfw just got home from hooning with some smug fucker in a suit driving a mustang
guy was fucking A1, easily the best random driver I've ever encountered.

I'm not a chauffeur.

>>15842105
>He does not let other people drive him

Do you even high class?

>>15842105
But I do OP

I wear driving gloves while driving my civic.

>>15842105
>He rides the bus in a suit.

why would you wear a full suit while you drive? you'd wrinkle your jacket

>he thinks he's hot shit for driving a 3 series bmw

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>He sells cutco knives for a living

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>>15842131
>be big tech company executive
>driving through bay area traffic on a monday morning
>stop in oakland to pick up some coffee
>walk into coffee shop and get in line
>guy in front of me is wearing a suit
>he smells like he hasn't showered
>step back and check the time
>running late again
>sigh while he begins ordering
>my eyes meet with the cashier, she's a cute 7/10
>the weirdo in front of me says "y-you busy tonight...?" real quietly
>stifle a chuckle not to be rude
>he stares at her for a moment and goes to his table to wait
>he pulls out a laptop with pony stickers on the corners
>stifle myself again as the cashier calls to me
>order my coffe and take a seat
>wait patiently with my coffee
>hear a giggling coming from the other side of the room
>the suit guy is typing on some website called "/o/ - Auto"
>he's giggling to himself like a madman
>everybody is staring at him
>someone taps him on the shoulder and he yells at them
>he's crying now and his coffee is ready
>he runs away with hot coffee
>i see a crown victoria pull away at 50 mph out the corner of my eye a minute later
>mfw

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>>15843772
kek

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No, I always wear my scorpion jacket and driving gloves.

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