If they remade Back to the Future

>>15839807
A delorian

S12 or a Prelude with fat stinky loud pipes
Jdm marty boizssz

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>ideal

A Hummer H2. It was a tacky icon of a bygone age that isnt even being made anymore, just like the Delorean was in 1985

>what they'll acutally use

Some faggy Tesla or something

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Nuff sad

>>15839823
You stupid fuck, Delorean became an icon with the movie, not the other way around.

And icon of this shit would be the all-time cuckmobile Prius

>>15839807
A turd gen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMDVE2e_CU

>>15839807
>What car would you think is the ideal choice for the time machine?
After Hillary becomes president due to women voters, movie studios might try making cheap remakes of movies using female power. So the remake of Back to the Future would have females in all main roles. It will have to be an automatic self driving and self parking car.

It can't be any worse than the porn video that required use of a f*ck capacitor. There had to be a lot of f*cking so that the f*ck capacitor could charge itself from all the emanated energy.

>>15839807
A tesla

>>15840012
Except they still make the Prius, and comparatively speaking with regard to the Hummer 2/3, it's reasonably successful.

But, based on your low brow response, I'm sure you still can't grasp a concept that loosely abstract. You just want to bash the Prius cuz it's what people do when they can't think of anything else with wheels to make fun of.

>>15839807
Fisker Karma

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>>15839807
Model X, it even has the Falcon Wing doors.

Scion FR-S/BRZ/Gt 86 because they're slow and they are two seaters just like the delorean.

>>15840527
but the 86 twins are 2+2s

AE86, for that fat, juicy 2x meme tax

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>>15839807
>BTTF remake

Why would anyone ever do that?

>>15840835
>Why would anyone ever do that?
Feminism aka Vagina Fascism

>>15839807

it's going to be a tesla model s

:(

>>15840851
didn't the director forbid it until he was dead? There is still peace in the universe until then.

For some reason I'm thinking lotus Elise

>>15841228
>director suddenly and mysteriously dies
>whoops guess what remake is happening! :)

>the professor is Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>the main character is a bulldyke lesbo
so progressive

>>15841234

you know what, that's a much better answer than my Hummer H2. It would be the perfect time machine

>iconic 90's-early 00's sports car
>tons of style
>mechanically shit
>a running joke, but still respected in it's own right by car enthusiasts
>lay people think it just looks super cool and fast

It's the closest thing to what a Delorean was in the 80's

>>15840772

Definitely if the asians were to make a remake

Fun fact: Movies about time travel are banned in China.

>>15840491
This. Boarderline defunct brand, sold mostly in silver.

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Ford GT

>Fix
>Ot
>Rgain
>Dony

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>http://www.carscoops.com/2015/10/study-looks-into-alternate-modern-back.html

>Well, a study published by Zuto.com says the most popular choice among those taking part was the Lotus Esprit, if they had to choose a car from the same era as the DeLorean. We can easily understand why, as it has a similar layout, angular 70s - 80s styling and a sporty low-slung stance.

>Next up was the Dodge Viper that was nearly just as popular. This car has already been the star of its own TV series where it has special powers so again we can see why it’d be popular – the first one also looked like nothing else when it was shown in 1992; it represented the “90s choice” in the study.

>The previous (2005 – 2007) Ford GT was chosen as the early 2000s most popular choice, but which one do you think they chose as the best modern day choice for the time machine?

>They really nailed it here, as the BMW i8 is probably the single most suitable car for that role, even if Toyota is pushing its own Mirai into that spotlight. There is obviously no contest between the two in this context.

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>"Doc! You're telling me....you made a time machine....out of a Dodge Viper??"

>>15841301
>2005-2007
>early 2000s
Is anon this Retarded

>>15841329
>"Doc! You're telling me....you made a time machine....out of a Dodge Viper?? What if it rains?"

>>15841353
>"Where we're going we don't need traction!"

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>"Doc! You're telling me...you made a time machine....out of a Miata???"

>>15841386
>"Japanese reliability, Marty! Perfect for the future"

The studio would just use the most "futuristic" looking car we have now. Not sure what that is though.

>>15841400
i8 with LEDs where the blue accents are

>>15841395

jesus fuck, the reboots just write themselves

>>15841395

>"Tell me, future boy, who's the president in 2016?"
>"Donald Trump"
>"DONALD TRUMP!?"

>>15839807
Not even kidding, it would be a tesla, or a bmw I something.

>>15841425
>Travel back in time
>give a poor kid named Donald a small loan of a million dollars
>make America great gain

>>15841293
>rear mounted v6
>American designed, foreign built
>meme
>weird aero
>is actually disappointing in terms of numbers
>people think it's way better than it is

U right

>>15839807
the car would be the bmw i8

all other choices are retarded

Here's the problem: It needs to be a futuristic, rear engined piece of shit that nobody in their right mind would look at and say "that should be a time machine"

Therefore, I'm thinking nothing. There is no car made today that fits that bill. The movie will be made by progressives, and therefore it's going to be a tesla or a new prius because Fisker is too 1% and uses an evil corporate GM engine. It's going to go down just like Ghostbusters, and we're all going to be evil bigots who hate the climate and women.

>>15841329
>takes 15 minutes to get to 80 because it just does a burn out in place

>>15840190
Seconding that.

A Tesla makes the most sense. Its already electric. The Model X would work because of the wings, but the Model S would seem sporty.

>>15841386
But that thing cant hit 88 though

I don't think the movie can be remade, it's too much a product of its time. Hell, the time Marty would be going back to would be around when the originals were made and there hasn't been a major enough cultural shift to make that as alien to the new Marty as the 50's were to the original.

What's that car with the doors that collapse down

like the top half slides into the bottom half and the bottom half slides down into the chassis

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>>15839807

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>>15839807
>What car would you think is the ideal choice for the time machine?

delorian

>What car would you think the studio would actually use?

Whatever the car company who sponsored the movie told them to use.

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What exposure did the DeLorean even have in the American motoring world prior to Back To The Future? Was it actually hailed as the savior of American sports cars and observed by everyone interested in cars like Tesla are now, or were they just one of many small makers of shoddy cars that just happened to gain fame through a movie?

I'd probably use a Tesla Roadster and make it a focal point that it needs so much energy for time travelling that one jump depletes the battery and that they need to scavenge electricity wherever they arrive just so they can get back.

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The multi-material body of GT-R has a beneficial effect on the flux dispersal

>>15842871
BMW Z1

>>15840835
It's not a matter of if, but when. It WILL happen.

pt cruiser, chevy ssr,hhr or a i-miev if they want to go electric.
But with an afternoon and 500$ a delorean could do job.

Chevy Cruze

>>15841467
That's literally the exact same thing as what the DeLorean was, that makes it the perfect choice.

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Im doing this based off the same year as the delorean in the movie

so heres the list

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Cars_introduced_in_1982

Porsche 944 or Ford Sierra woulda been cool

but realistically pic related is perfect

The Lotus Excel.

FR Coupe that comes with a 5 speed manual and an Inline 4.

Probably a Tesla once they finally go belly up, but that's a poor replacement. I would have said a Volt if it was actually capable of doing 88.

>>15839807
>What car would you think is the ideal choice for the time machine?
Twingo


>What car would you think the studio would actually use?
Tesla

>>15842942
Why not a z car?

The goal is to boost sales, not memes.

>>15844894

deloreans werent sold at a supercar price were they?

>>15846006
Not at first, but after the movie is another story...
(the 12 stood for 12 grand)
But memes and low supply do wonders with increasing prices.

>>15841984
neither can a Delorean
thats the point

They would probably use the Honda CRZ

My vote is a BRZ
>why not do it in style
>underpowered just like the DMC 12
>fairly late model
>2 seater
>affordable
>Odd/unique engine
>can barely outrun a VW bus full of Libyans
>low profile to slip through timestream

>>15841247
don't forget
>bulldyke lesbo actually fucks her mother since she can't get pregnant

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what about a Fiero?

What's that car that looks like a delorean but is made by a different company?

>>15839807

A Tesla with all the touch screen bullshit ripped out.

>>15846770
bricklin

>>15842938
That's not terrible.

whichever american car company pays the most advertising money gets to pick the car i guess

I wish the pure electric meme would die.
If tesla was a properly designed extended range electric, I could forgive the economy build and luxury price.

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I can't be the only fagg/o/t to have seen this

Probably a Tesla

Not because it would be my choice but the cultural choice is the same; an outsider car that wasn't mainstream with a certain ideal.

I couldn't think of another car with such weirdness now as the DeLorean back then

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>>15840138

>>15841395
>Japan didn't take over the world in the 90s
I want the golden era we were all promised.

>>15845626
Because at the time the remake was made the Z SUV will be in production.

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Also Doc would be black and Marty a fat lesbian.

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bmw 8 series

>>15848490
What are you, fucking gay?

>>15848502
In his version Marty is a homosexual tennis instructor and Doc's daytime job is accountant

>>15848515
You're responding to spam.

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>>15839807
hmm something modern, obscure, and american...

>>15848520
that's exactly what accountant would say

>>15848486
stop giving them ideas

>>15848520
>>15848535
I agree with ^ and I'm the guy who posted the "spam"

You're a fucking tool

>>15839807

Nowadays it would be whatever mass-market shitbox whose manufacturer offered the production company the biggest bribe to feature it.

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>>15844857
This....this guy gets it

>>15848436
>Designed with inattentive owners in mind.

To be honest even as a guy I'd get one for a shitbox since Volvo made it for women (i.e to last despite being neglected).

>>15842920
This, actually. The fame that the DeLorean got would be too tempting for sponsors, and the money they would shill out for that would be too much for the movie to pass up.

Based on that, probably a GM product since they seem to be shameless with their product placement.

>>15848534
That front end..

>ohh, herro

>>15844857
Fucking this.
>everything modern is angry, has to make deep social commentary, and has lots of swearing
I'm so glad not everything is being rebooted. The hollyjews already fucked Ghostbusters.

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>A car that tried to hard to be cool at the times
>Something that ended up more of a joke than anything else
>That something also isn't a common car either
>It would only gain popularity due to the movie itself

...How about the SSR?

>>15839807
>What car would you think the studio would actually use?
BMW i8. Literally the only sensible choice.

>>15839811
Fpbp

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why are so many of you tards picking old shitboxes

>>15850853
But how would Doc Brown turn it into a time machine if he can't even get under the hood without going to a dealer?

>>15839807
Acura Integra Type R
Have to understeer off a particular hairpin cliff in a homegrown Japanese togay to activate time travel.
Movie is about racing

>>15850964
My guess would be that anyone capable of building a time machine would not be a fucktard pleb cuck like the average motorist and would figure out how to do such a simple task.

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>>15850853
>>15850964
Huston, we have a problem.

>>15851073
Bad Meat Wagon btfo

>>15839807
Crx or a foxbody.

>>15839807
>If they remade Back to the Future
I want to see an all girl cast for the LOLs

>>15851073
>"hybrid sports" car versus LS-whatever
I'm not at all surprised. And an i8 or CTS-V buyer isn't going to think twice about lap times.

Get cancer Cuck/o/.

>>15841228
>director forbid it until he was dead?

Well, he's gonna die waiting for Michael J Fox to get his first line out.

>>15846748
>a Fiero?

Needs more body kit.

>>15853081

Zemeckis already made it clear that as long a remake will only happen over his dead body. IIRC those were his words.

>>15848436
>>15848853
I thought this thing was so stupid when I started reading about it. The more I read the more I wanted one though.

>>15840503
does it eat crab legs though?
I'd buy it in a heartbeat if it helps me get in theaters where no singles policy is strictly enforced.

You're all dumb. They would still have to use the DeLorean because the stainless steel body something something flux capacitor time travel if I remember the original movie correctly.

>>15843005
Won't happen until Zemeckis and Gale are dead, and even after that Zemeckis wants his estate to try to block it. I'm really hoping this trend of remaking all the 80's movies will be dead before they are.

BMW i8 or a Tesla

>>15846839
This.

another homosexual accountant appears
>>15853614

>>15841548
Kekd heartily

>>15840012
They already did a back to the future campaign for the prius. My pics from the NY auto show are to big to post but I'll try to condense when I get home.

>>15839807

They'd just put the Flux Capacitor on MJFs head and let him shake to 88 mph.

>>15853583
Hollywood is so fucking coked out their minds theyd get mark wahlberg to play marty.

>>15853415
If it was rust, the the next Back to the Future car should be a Saturn Ion. Glorious GM plastic

>>15846770
Lotus esprit

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>>15839807
Remember we have to push the agenda /o/

>>15856633
with a Mr Fusion you can actually drive cross country. Neat.

>>15842896
That is actually not the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

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This is the obvious choice over the Tesla.

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>>15846770

>>15858047
>It screams when you step on it
Like my cat

>>15840491
Underrated post

>>15857958
[x] futuristic
[x] lovable
[x] looks more expensive and faster than it really is
[x] can barely reach 88mph

just like the original

>>15841293
oddly enough, this was my first thought as well.

>>15856396
That would be at least as hillarious as it would be sad

>>15848574
Thanks for writing that a third time

>>15856633
>agenda
If by 'agenda' you mean actual real-life concerns that are very important for everyone, then yes.

>>15861151
>electric cars
Get back to me when batteries aren't expensive and there's a replacement for litium

>>15861346
And how do you suppose we'll ever get to that if no one buys them?

>>15861364
high demand makes prices go higher too, econ 101

>>15861450
You mean like it did with computers and mobile phones?

>>15861505
>computers and mobile phones
They didn't become cheap because of demand, they became cheap because of supply. Making them became cheap and so people started buying them more.

>>15864209
lel nice

>>15857865
This, an actual useful electric car.

>>15841386
>"What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan."