/devilish/ general

you realise that's a crime and you can get fucked hard because of this, right?

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>>15832536
You asshole.

>>15832536
>not keeping them and putting them on matching vehicles when you see them

>>15832870
Kek

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>V8 cuck tries to pass me
>he doesn't realize i have ecoboost
>pass him instead
D E V I L I S H

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>driver next to wants to race
>revs his engine
>rev mine back
>light turns green
>he guns it
>I take off at normal speed
>watch the cop that was behind him turn on his lights and siren

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>Shit posting on /o/

>>15833190

>6 months later your overpriced ecoboost engine begins to lose a lot of power whilst Gm V8s last 300,000 miles

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>going into an intersection with the intention of going right
>move towards the right lane and turn my blinker on
>stop
>green light
>go straight

>>15833331
>Gm v8s blow up 6 miles from the dealership and cut power whenever you try to use it
Roflmao

>>15833848
DEVILISH

I pump gas, everyday I bring a water bottle filled with sugar In my pocket and put a little sugar in peoples tanks if they're dicks

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>>15832536
>have gotten 3 parkings tickets
>at a university, airport, and parking garage respectivsly
>ripped up 2 of them because fuck the system
>never paid them
>2 years later and I still haven't seen any consequences
>no phone calls, emails, strikes on my driving record, effects on insurance
>now living in another province

Did I get away with it?

Worth noting: parked without paying literally hundreds of times. One of the university parking lots was 8$ a day, but I only got caught once. Then I bought a single ticket, left it on my windshield for 3 semesters, nobody actually read the date on it.

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>go to crowded parking lots at malls and airports
>find parking spot
>get out
>walk around and waste other people's time that follow me in their cars

>>15833912
I got a job with the feds and they made me pay a parking ticket from 9 years ago as a condition of me getting the job

>>15834228
Prove it.

>parks friend's miata on low emissions parking spot
INSIDE JOKE DEVILISH

>>15834257
Do you honestly think i'd lie about something that stupid? How the fuck would i prove that anyway?

>>15834644
Post your FBI ID badge.

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>single lane
>drive the speed limit

>>15835191
I didn't mean FBI. A lot of federal employees call themselves "feds."

>>15833331
>300k miles in your GM where you can't fold down the sun visor without fucking up the rearview mirror and any electric option failed 280k miles ago

>>15832536
When I was a shithead little kid, I used to pull manhole covers up at night and just throw them in people's front yard. I'm sure I was the cause of quite a few wheel and suspension repairs.

>speed limit is 25
>going 24

I once found a car parked near the 1hour parking only sign by the residential areal near uni that was parked in neutral. Miata with the top down, black ice in the mirror, and a troll face sticker on the bumper. Needless to say I rolled his car on over to the 1 hour parking section on my way to morning lecture.

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>>15835417
>being sensible on the road

So devilish.

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>>15835471
>little kid
>lifting man hole covers

>pick one

>>15832536

What kind of third world shithole still issues paper parking tickets?

>It's a rhetorical question, we all know it's America

>>15835632
I'm talkin like 13-14 years old. And they aren't that heavy, especially the ones with holes for water to drain through. Just pop them off and drag em into somebody's front yard.

>>15835969
Prove it.

>>15833331
>GM anything lasting 300k miles
a GM stone wouldn't last a year if you put it in your garden.

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I drop to a lower than necessary gear when passing people on the right when they are in the left lane holding up traffic, Just so it is extra loud.
>Bonus points for windows down
>Combo points for eye contact

>mfw they get over after I pass them

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>single lane
>gently press my brake pedal which only lights the brake lights but doesn't cause any braking
>the car me slows down but I'm not
>he accelerates to catch up
>"brake" again
>he drops behind again
>keep doing this
>he looks confused as fuck
>there's a tailback behind him

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>>15834022

>>15835417
>Single lane
>Drive 10 below speed limits
>someone pass me
> i pass them and go just a bit faster than them

>>15836200
Kek

If you tailgate me on the highway, prepare to be stuck behind me and beside a semi for however long you decide to keep riding my ass.

>schoolbus tailgating me
>throw a plastic bag filled with used sparkplugs out my sunroof
>goes through the windscreen and hits some kids
>bus swerves and hits a light pole
one kid broke his leg trying to get out lol

>>15836266
Dick move tbqh m8

>>15832536
they get a letter in tthe mail

>>15836289
The problem with that is most parking tickets will be like $30 if you pay them within 14 days, or $45-$60 if you pay after that. And by the time you get them in the mail, it is way past the 14 days.

>>15833873

>1 lemon means the engine is bad

My LT1 is at 220,000 miles and still has strong compression. Mostly city miles and has been used for a lot of towing as well.

>>15836333
you get them literally 3 days after in Germany

>>15835660
>aren't that heavy

Most weigh around 120-150 lbs
The older ones weigh closer to 250 lbs
9/10 need a special hook to lift up even the ones with pick holes

I could probably drag that at 13 but not far, hell I still have trouble with them at 30

t. Water and Sewer worker

>>15836180
Thank you for your service

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>Throw can of soda out my window
>Cop tickets me for littering
>Throw the ticket out the window

>>15832536
from the other thread


>be me three months ago
>backing out of a walmart parking lot
>hit and knock off the wing mirror of some prius faggot in the process
>hightail it out of there before anybody manages to get my plate number

Another one

>couple of years back
>drivers license was suspended for a couple of months for dui
>still drove anyways

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>>15836266
>things that never happened
You need to smash the spark plug with a hammer not throw the whole thing. Also this works on side windows not the front or back.

wew

>>15835453
Nigga shut the fuck up only the FBI call themselves the feds. You got caught trying to puff up your chest and act like a big shot when you could've jusy said "government employee" or more than likely "post office worker"

>>15838953
T. Weak ass

>>15833912
Depends on the issuing authority. I worked parking enforcement for my college (work study) and they had no enforcement power, other than stopping you from getting transcripts and registering. And that was only if they had your plate from buying a parking pass. They didn't even run unknown plates.

>>15835471
If you weren't such a rotten kid, you'd probably be able to work for Coca Cola now.

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>friend gets 70k/year job
>buys brand new corvette to attract women
>will not stop posting about it on jewbook
>send our group chat a picture of a nice corvette convertible I saw
>he gets extremely butt hurt
>will not shut up about how bad the convertible is
>gets new gf 7/10
>knows her for a week And fugs her without a condom on
>blows inside of her
>she now thinks she is pregnant

ISNT IT FUNNY HOW....

>>15833270
>Riced out Mitsubishi pulls up beside me at red light
>rev my bone stock 4 cylinder accord
>he floors it when the light changed
>I turn right

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>Floor the car from a stop to the speed limit.

Or

>Play the highway patrol fishing game.

>>15832536
>2AM
>Drunks everywhere
>go buy pineapples from pineapple guy
>3 people walk by
>Guy says "Quit having sex for money" as we're about to leave
>They continue walking down the hill
>start car, no lights
>Pull out of spot and key the car off
>I'm now rolling down the hill nearly silently and with no lights as they walk down the middle of it
>One guy notices and they walk to the side a bit
>other guy starts yelling "Turn on your lights!"
>Throws a little piece of paper (???) at my car
>roll away and kek

>>15839222
>trips

It's for the greater good. I'll look like a douche for everyone's benefit.

>>15840390
dude chill or your moms gonna turn off the internet

>>15832536
I put old parking tickets on my car when I park illegally to fool parking inspectors into thinking I have already been issued an infringement.

>>15842763
Teach me your ways!

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>>15833270
I let myself get tailgated in the fast lane where I know there is a fixed speed camera. Once I have pissed off the driver good and propper I move into the other lane while the other driver speeds off in anger and lol as I see the flash

I also bait tailgaters by gearing down instead of breaking, changing lanes at exactly the same time as them when they try to over take then completly ignore the when they drive past

>swerve through lanes without indicating when I'm late for work on the highway
>deliberately cut off econoboxes
>laugh when they struggle to keep up in a fit of road rage
>lose them

>>15842772
Kek. That's funny. Reminds me of my drive to school back in the day.

>busy road goes from 45mph speed limit to 40mph to 30mph within about a mile
>cops always sit and radar on side street a couple blocks from where it goes to 30mph
>at least one morning a week, they set up a trap with a motorcycle cop standing there with the radar gun and he will walk out and make speeders pull over on the side street
>like clockwork, I slow down to 32mph and somebody behind me gets all pissed and impatient, changes into the left lane, speeds up to 15mph over the speed limit
>cop pops out from the side street 2 blocks down
>I heartily kek
Only problem was I would always be in the right lane and the cop standing there with the radar gun would walk out right in front of my fucking car to pull over the car to my left. Like half a dozen times I had to slam on the brakes so I didn't run over the cop.

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>pass by two tolls on the way to work
>go to work five days in a week
>don't bother with activating my sunpass
>rack up needlessly large amounts of toll fees

>>15843045
wew lad be careful, the FBI might get you

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>pull up to stop light
>in right hand lane
>turn right
>without hitting the turn signal
>graze the curb

>>15843425
M O M ' S G O N N A F R E A K

>>15842763
As parking enforcement, I just ticketed these cars again.

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>turn my headlights on during the day

>>15843659
>keep fog lights on all the time, every time

>>15843659
That's a good thing to do, though.
It makes you more visible in traffic.

>>15844039
In fact there are countries, most notably those in Scandinavia, that mandate headlights at all times of the day and at all times of the year.

>driving in countryside at night
>spot car ahead of me in the distance
>turn off all of my car's exterior lights
>catch up to him
>flash my auxiliary high beams and honk my horn
>disappear back into the night if the car doesn't swerve off the road immediately

>>15844054
And a good thing that is! Can't understand why the rest of the planet hasn't catched on.

>>15842843
Not only is that fucking retarded of the road pirate, but illegal in most areas. Should have ran the porker down and sued the department for damages.

>>15835660
When I was a kid my friends and I would pick them up to climb down into the sewers to explore.
Yes they were heavy. But nothing 14 year olds can't move if they really want to.

>Driving on highway
>Pass a long line of semis
>Large hill coming up
>Get in front of semis and slam brakes
>Speed off into the distance as they slow down

Nothing funnier than forcing wagecuck semi drivers to start from gear 1 right as they are about to go up a 9% incline hill for the next mile or two.

>>15832536
>>15835471
so brave. #withher

>>15843659
S A T A N I C
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I turn right on reds, when it says no right on red.

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>>15844086

>ride bike with hi beams on constantly
>wait until dirt road gets paved to do hektic donits
>dump old gas directly into my garden
>hotbox in crowded parking lots
>only work on vehicles at night

>>15842387
Was it a gray Eclipse?

>dudebros almost hit peds going to ihop in a mercedes
>street justice intensifies
>back my car up beside theirs so my driver side is by theirs
>key the entire driver door

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>>15844055
fucking kek

>>15844976
How did you drive without your keys though?

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>someone tries to pass me
>throw my piss jug at his car

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>accessible garbage bin right next to dunkin donuts drive through
>pull up to window
>before cashier can say a word zoom past her, throw garbage into bin and speed off like a madman

>traffic backed up for miles
>drive on shoulder and cut off some truck driver

Literally hours of commuting time cut down

>>15845267
Keyless start button I would assume.

keybangers seem to get people to perk up

>>15836200
kek. can cause traffic buildups behind you tho

>drive down country roads at 2am
>holding the horn the entire time waking up the wagies
>i'm long gone before they can even try to do anything to stop me

>>15845418
I've done this story set off car alarms

>>15843558
Where I live cant fine the same car twice in one day for the same thing.
They would only know if the looked at the ticket so suck a fat one.

>>15845628
>one guy hired to dish out tickets all over parking lot
>sees car with ticket already on it
>knows it wasn't from him on that day. looks at it to confirm
>tickets again

I like to set off car alarms with my exhaust

>>15845663
Yet ive never had a ticket when I do it...

rly makes u think boiiiiiiiiiiii

I dont flash my lights to warn oncoming traffic that there is a speed camera or police radar a head...

I slow down for orange lights so the driver behind me thinks im stopping for the red, then I punch it through the last second of the orange light and LMAO about the car stopped at the light because of me MUAHAHAHHAAAA

>>15845740
you redefine the word d e v i l i s h

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>single lane in each direction
>guy infront is doing 90mph in a 60
>overtake him at 120mph
>get flashed

>>15844086
Go for it. My dash cam tells no lies.

>>15845276
way of the road, bubs

>>15833884
Every day you reveal how little you know of vehicles.

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>>15843425

>>15832536

i do the opposite, parking wannabe cop faggots are jerks here. drove my girlfriend to a job interview this summer and sitting in the car for a hour i saw the guy chalk a couple cars tires that were parked there for a bit and walk away

off i went, wiped the chalk off with water, 1 minute after their 30 minute allowed parking was up the guy came ticket in hand then looked flabbergasted when the chalk was gone and fucked off. 1 minute after the owners came and drove off

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>illegally overtake column of cars stuck behind very slow truck on mountain road with double straight line
>go even slower than the truck

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>Overtake truck on the crawler lane
>keep pace with it the whole way up
>let no one pass even if they ride my ass
>pull in behind the truck when the lane finishes

I actually go the speed limit. Then again I live in bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania but still a busy town. In particular, there's a steep hill that I take every day for work. It's speed limit is 25mph. Nobody goes the speed limit on this hill, they usually go in the 40s. Problem is cops are aggressive on this road, particularly at the bottom of the hill. Me, I just have a 5 minute commute to work so I don't care how slow I go. I go the speed limit or about it, on this hill, say 30mph. It's funny as hell seeing people flash their lightstalks at me. Most just tailgate which makes me go even slower. But as said it doesn't bother me what people behind me do

>>15845276
D E V I L I S H

>>15833884
>he pumps gas
Are there still countries living in the 1950's out there?

>>15849999
>inb4 quads

Many states and countries dont let drivers fill their own gas.

>>15848969
>>15848887
Truckerbro is probably laughing his ass off.

This happens all the time to me
>riding in right lane on highway
>traffic plus cars entering and exiting, so might only be going 50mph on a 65mph interstate
>impatient car right behind me, decide they want to pass slow truck 1/8mi before their exit on the right
>the come around on the left and quickly realize it's not a slow truck, but rather the right lane is just moving slow because it's the right lane
>leave them no room to get between me and car in front of me
>they have to slam on the brakes and go right back behind me where they were
>half the time they miss their exit because they are stuck on the side of my trailer
Whether driving the car or truck, it's so much fun messing with impatient drivers. One of the most fun things is messing with people who try and pass on the right for no reason at all. Especially when it's a lane that is ablut to exit or turn off.

I will keep the front bumper of my truck lined up with the rear bumper of the car to my right or give it like almost a car length. So the impatient fuck trying to pass on the right will come all the way up the side of my trailer, see that there is a little gap between the car in front of them and my truck on their left, think about cutting in front of me, then finally realize there isn't enough room and have to slow down all the way back to behind my trailer to get out of this right lane.

>>15850036
>living where you're considered too dumb to fuel up your vehicle

>>15850042
>realize there isn't enough room and have to slow down
I know the length of my car very well, and I will definitely merge anyway even if there's only a few inches of extra room.

>>15850104
More like living in a third world country where the gov is afraid of people stealing fuel

>>15850200
At 50mph? Have fun. Most people have some sense of self-preservation and don't want to change lanes into a semi truck.

>>15850208
Why? Almost everything is prepay.

>>15850218
I've practically locked the brakes from 120 merging between a semi in the right and a shit car in the left to complete a pass of about 30 cars in a massive line all going 55 in a 65.

Where I am, traffic will sit at 55 for 10 miles every day just because there's a truck in the right.

>>15850218
>Why? Almost everything is prepay.
Then most of southamerica dont know shit.

Maybe they want people working there to increase existing labour hand? no idea.

Nor me nor my 55 year old pops ever found out how to fill your own fuel.

>>15850266
Do most people use credit/debit cards there or is it cash? Because prepay with cash is a bitch if you want to top it off but I almost always just use my card at the gas station so I don't even have to go insjde.

>>15850280
Credit cards for the most time

>>15842843
There's a big speed trap on the way in to the town next to me. I always travel 55 down it, but every once in a while, I find someone impatient and doing 75 like it's a normal stretch of highway and get pulled over. It's pretty great.

>>15842403
>not putting high beams on with fog lights blinding them

>>15845418
>Have firebird with a hotcam and glass exhaust
>Sounds like a freight train
>Drive up and down suburbs at 3 AM, rattle windows and set off car alarms

>>15850399
do cops try to find u ?

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>walking back to my car after buying groceries
>some guy takes notice of this and follows me in his pickup truck so he can take my parking spot after I leave
>he gets uncomfortably close, as if to tell me to hurry up
>walk even slower
>take my sweet ass time loading groceries in trunk, starting car, etc.
>guy gets hella assmad and starts honking at me
>eventually gets tired and decides to move on
>pull out of the parking spot as soon as he's about 15 feet away so he has to back up again if he wants to take the spot

who else /devilish/ here?

>>15850535
I would sit in my car doing nothing for a minute as well

>>15850466
[spoiler]After doing this off and on for a year, I was eventually pulled over and told not to do it again.

>>15850535
That's not even devilish, that's just not rewarding someone for being a dick

>>15845740
Most people would just run the red

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>>15832536
Once I saw a nigger stabing cars' tires with a fucking dagger in the local's fair parking. It wasn't even in Detroit, Iy happened in Sotuh Madrid, Spain.

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>>15850820
>Iy happened in Sotuh Madrid, Spain.
It happened in South Madrid, Spain*
Shamefur dispray