Twingo Thread

Stop.
Twingo, the official car of people who have never owned a car.
Hilarious.

>>15820827
don't you have dogs to rape faggot?

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>>15820827

i've owned lots of cars and i also happen to own this >>15820789
twingo. and i've ran it around the nurburgring faster than people with 200+ HP cars.

your argument is invalid. stay mad

>>15820848
I'm new to /o/, who is this tripfag and what is he known for? Every board has tripfags we hate

>>15820867
>I modified a twingo and raced it around a meme track with a bunch of noobs that have no idea how to race and weekend boomers cruising their Porsches
Good job?
You can modify any car to be fast, why bother with this shitbox?

>>15820789
HOW CAN A TWINGO GO SO FAST ! MY GOD!

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>>15820889
> a bunch of noobs that have no idea how to race and weekend boomers cruising their Porsches

kek. you've never been to the Nür

just shut up and go back to your gay furry websites

>why bother with this shitbox?

i was drunk and told /o/ that i was gonna bring a twingo to the nur this year. and i kept my word. and it turns out that the twingo is actually a gud car so i kept it as my daily

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>>15820901
https://webmshare.com/6w1ME

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>>15820915
H-HE'S FAST!

>>15820915
I cringed tbqh
Enjoy your fame among a bunch of carless neckbeards on 4chan

>>15820970
>you need to like my cars
okay

For any Britlads who want to own a Twingo, if you live near Canterbury this one's up on eBay at the moment for the princely sum of fuck all: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-LHD-Silver-grey-Renault-Twingo-2001-1-2-16v-NO-RESERVE-/201666035694

>>15821062
oi Brit/o/ chip in a tenner each and bring this to the drag meet

>>15820796
fuck yeh straight up 180 and 360's aussie pride way to do burnouts on a small narrow street and a perfect location fuck the neighbors its australia we have the right to do this shit its a free country and a perfect time and nice control love it aussie style good hon hon hon mate

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>>15821139

I wonder how hard It would be to get one of these over In America.

>>15823113
Until they're 25 years old, very.

>>15820870
Mrcummy is an obnoxious, clueless furfag with shit taste.

>>15823243
That's exactly the reverse of what's true

>>15820789
Ringo Twingo

>>15823252
...Why do you always feel the need to shit up these threads?

>>15825280
The answer was already given. He's a gay furfag busrider with no taste in cars and a negative level of self esteem he needs to constantly reaffirm by showing people how much of a waste of atmospheric air he is.

That's coming from someone who normally appreciates tripfags.

plushies when

>>15825344
Christmas, according to the latest reports.

>>15825322
>busrider
...?
You obviously don't know anything about me.

>>15825280
Because they are shit cars and you're making uneducated people think they are actually good, you're spreading the cancer.
It needs to stop, it's not a good car, it's a fwd shitbox on the level of a chevy cavalier or dodge neon, it's the epitome of a shitty cheap car.

>>15825962
So what if it is? It's a cheap shitbox and fucking owns that. You can't ask for more from a €500 car.
Neons have a fanbase, Cavaliers have a fanbase, Twingos have a fanbase.

You're a furry, and I'm not gonna give you shit for being into something I'm not into.
You like stance, but I won't give you shit for liking something I don't like.

Let people like what they like, man.

>>15825995
It's not even about liking the car, you're trying to move the car into ae86 territory where people will think it's somehow magically better than a ferrari, it's fucking ridiculous and needs to stop, the meme needs to die.
This site is literally full of kids, these threads are brain washing these kids into thinking this car is some kind of mystical god machine, when in reality it's literal trash.
If you want an actually decently handling cheap car, get a miata not a twingo.

>>15825995
Fucking this. I'd want a twingo before a metro and I want both. I also want an XJ with 2JZ sitting on a re-belled AW4.

>>15826020
Nobody's saying a Twingo is a better car than a Ferrari. It's a really fucking cheap little shitbox that happens to be very practical for its size, decently fun to drive and on top of that it looks cute.

Oh, and you're not gonna find a Miata for 500 eurobucks.

>>15826020
Lol, fag. I'm gonna do burnouts in my Twingo and spin circles around your miata, and then leave a burning Geo Metro in a paper bag on your doorstep.

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>>15826043
>circles
>fwd
This is gonna be pretty uneventful.

>>15826066
Nah m8
I've got three train horns

The twingo is cute

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>>15823252
So you're actually a pleasant, knowledgeable person with no zoophiliac tendencies and a great taste?

Keep telling yourself that while you drive your shitbox ford and Swedish brick.

>>15825344
>>15825353
Reports are accurate. Preorders will be up when progress has been made in production. All is paid, so now it's just a pure waiting game.

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Spotted this one two weeks ago when I traveled to Germany