7 minutes and 32 seconds

just what I need, more manchildren speeding around milan. ban cars from cities when?

Why does it look so bloated though?
Not a nice car at all.

>>15781197
they're copying bmws latest styling meme

>>15781202
But - not even a fan of BMW - they look way better than that new Alfa.

Browsing around the net, I see less and less people caring about laptimes. Accurate sentiment or is it just me growing up?

Do I smell butthurt BMW-fans?

>>15781197
>bloated
kek making shit up
>>15781202
>copying bmw
kek making shit up
>>>15781256
>butthurt BMW-fans
kek making shit up

>>15781256
the m4 gts ran the ring in 7:27 so...

B T F O
T
F
O

All hail the fastest sedan ever.

>>15781266
bro it looks like an Italian 3 series

>>15781266
>bloated look being made up
Just look at that fucking hideous front, it has to be one of the worst looking ones out there right now.

>>15781322
>can't appreciate that big hairy Italian muff grille
Hey shouldnt you be in school?

> Porsche hires a full team of engineers, gets the greatest driver they could buy, barely manages to beat the manual alfa

>Alfa pulls up with a meme driver and absolutely destroys the germs

Wew

This is all well and fine. Alfa has always made a car to be everything a car should be about. It's always the best car in it's class. Always has been... Until it breaks down in 2 years, as with ever Alfa ever made.

>>15781304
How much does that shitbox cost again?

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>>15781333
Trips aside, you went from talking about the car to hurr durr shouldn't you be in school. Suave.
I don't think that the car looks good, anon. It looks fat, kinda cheap and simply not well balanced.
It tries to hard to be powerful and strong and thus looks like an angry dude who had some cheeseburgers too many.

>>15781322
>stop liking what I don't like
kek

>>15781176
Im probably only person on /o who has driven giulia qf (manual tho) and latest m3. There is no way alfa is faster than m3, that lap time was not achieved using stock car. On the other hand it could just be that m3 performance is easier to reach to average joe like me.

>>15781409
Whatever, that Alfa had AT

>>15781314
Thats great.

>>15781366
the same as this fca garbage

>>15781409
>most reviewers say the Giulia is indeed faster
>an average joe like you says it isn't
Gee, I wonder who I should believe!

>>15781430
>this butthurt
lmaooo

I'm probably only person on /o/ who has driven giulia qf (manual tho) and latest m3. There is no way m3 is faster than the alfa, that lap time was achieved using stock car. On the other hand it could just be that alfa is best car for average Joe like me.

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>>15781435
>he drives a 70hp diesel punto

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>>15781505

>>15781435
>trusting reviewers ever
Go and test car yourself faggot, youd probably wrech either one of them since you have diesel punto

On more serious note, if auto and manual giulia qf are, apart from gearbox, exacly the same I dont believe that record is made by stock car. Either it is modified for that purporse or is it different from manual version altogether.

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>ITT: reality vs denial faggots

What next?

oh boy the italian shill is back.

>shaking his head as he fucks up galgenkopf

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>>15781435
>this butthurt
>posted from my Punto diesel

>>15781556
>>15781627
>>15781526
>still be in denial
LMAO

>>15781635
>gets proven wrong
>'you're in denial'
oh kid

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>>15781638
>get proven wrong
>there's a fucking video on OP proving the time
LMAO

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>>15781435
>reviews are only relevant when they make FCA look good

>>15781422
So great Alfa had to take a 3 series and add an Alfa grill?

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>>15781640
>70hp
>diesel
>punto

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>>15781304
>$134,200
>he needs $70k worth of mods over the stock M3 to beat the Alfa

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>>15781645
>absolutely blown the fuck out
>lemme just change the subject
TOP KEK!

>>15781241
I agree

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>>15781650
>he discusses tuning options to boost his engine to 90hp

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>>15781647
Not even mentioning the M4 GTS is a full blown track car. It even has a fucking rollcage instead of back seats.
And it's not even supposed to be a DD.
FCA haters completely btfo.

>>15781664
>I'm so maaaad

>>15781650
>I have a d-diesel punto so I'm just going to benchrace this portion of my life

>>15781664
and that's relevant to the subject in what way?

>>15781675
Stay btfo, babby.

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>>15781672
>he projects his frustrations of driving a 70hp punto on a chinese cartoon enthusiast forum

>>15781505
Actually not the only one, Ganinex innPoland has few ones in store. Didn't try QV version, but to me top petrol versin was pretty powerful. Obviously I don't have as huge comparison platform, but in general I really really loved it, and honestly I'm thinking about buying one used when they will hit market as I am poorfag.

>>15781686
>>15781675
>>15781664
>>15781645
>getting mad so hard
how can you ever recover

>>15781706
put your trip back on mjet

>>15781714
mjet never posts without trip

>>15781642
Waiting for mjet to reply to this.
I think he's just busy putting on Vaseline because of how anally ravaged he is

>>15781727
t.mjet

>>15781735
>America
>relevant for Fiat

>>15781760
>fiat makes absolute garbage cars in the US, driven exclusively by retarded millennial women
>this is somehow nullified by the fact that 2 or 3 of their European market only cars are decent (not as good as most other cars, but decent)

>>15781780
are you high anon?

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>>15781789
Not an argument

>complete total ultra madness extreme denial 9000™: The thread

>>15781822
like your posts
>>15781686
>>15781675
>>15781664
>>15781645

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>FCA

>>15781681
>stay BTFO babby

LMAO I'm not even the guy you were arguing with. How BTFO were you that you just had to reply to my post three times?

Stay salty, europoor, and vicariously bask in the victories of an irrelevant manufacturer.

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>>15782631
>How BTFO were you that you just had to reply to my post three times?
lmao, burgerfingers babby got mad and started projecting.

Stay in denial, babby.

>>15782651
>I'm posting from my hotspot, lte, and cable internet!

>implying you have your own IDF

>>15782674
>>implying you have your own IDF
>implying other anons calling you out on your retarded shit is my personal IDF
kys

>>15782651
Not that guy but what are you doing on this board if you aren't into cars?

>>15782700
>stop liking what I don't like
Keep that butthurt flowing, guys. I love it.

>>15782685
>other anons

you mean you

>retarded shit

You mean you were sperging out on one anon, and I called you out on your obnoxious shilling/ benchracing and you got buttblasted.

>>15782704
Okay, babby. Keep believing that.

>>15782713
Lmao, keep raping that f5 button, you babby.. You have no hooks to set out at this point.

I'd continue with you in this battle of wits, but it appears you're unarmed.

>>15782703
>le strawman
That's a legitimate question

>>15781647
>$134,200
If you can find one for that price. They're all sold out, and price gouging is about as bad as on the 911R.

>>15782718
Your wit is as sharp as the butter knife you use to butter your burgers.

>>15782719
I don't think you know the meaning of that word.
Loving the denial, btw.
Must hurt knowing Alfa hasn't made a rwd car in decades and the first they do just completely obliterates the competition. lmao

>>15782735
>it's not a strawman
>brings up a car I haven't mentioned

>>15782735
>strawman anti-American remark

want to know how I know you lost this argument?

>>15782735
I'm still waiting for a reply to >>15781642

>bmw cucks this btfo
Roflmao hilarious.

>>15782735
You're literally factually incorrect about them not having produced a rwd car in decades.

>>15782757
>disregarding the whole thread just because of his enormous anal pain

>>15782791
That doesn't change the fact that it's a strawman, though.

>>15782789
Not a sedan, they didn't.

>>15782703
>implying you like your 70hp diesel shitbox
>implying that's not your state assigned shitbox in whatever europoor dissolved Soviet satellite nation you live in

>>15782789
what rwd car did they produce?

>>15782797
>hurr I'll twist my own words to make myself correct

>>15782826
4C and 8C recently. It doesnt matter though since research indicates this is a cuck, fwd-first mentality company. Any rwd engineering they can just crib from their parent company.

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>>15781176
AT 2:55

>highest safety score ever achieved
>fastest sedan ever made
>amazing interior without the cheap tablet-glued-to-the-dash look the competition is doing
>also looks pretty good
Pretty understandable why german car fans are so butthurt.

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>>15783402

IT'S LIKE A DREAM

>>15782932
In alfa's whole fwd, thingie was mostly because owners forced them to as part cost cutting thingie. But in heart they always been rwd company making the very best cars. It's good that they can go back to the roots again.

>>15783793
10/10

>>15783402
>>fastest sedan ever made
U wot m8? Not even fastest sedan fiat ever made

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>>15781176
>tfw you like this car very much but you don't know how to pronounce it's name

fuck you alfa with your quadrofideliogiuseppeolio, you're even worse than koeniegesggesgesegg

>>15787500
Its just Giulia lol

>>15781176
What is that sound at 2:55?

It was bound to happen. But what impresses me is that it went 7 secs faster by using an auto. I wouldn't be surpised if the car was on a better compound or some sort. But still, pretty impressive.

I would still get the panamera though. I can't find to like this car's aesthetics

>>15787883
If you mean the tire squeal it's the abs saving the day, and if you mean later on, it's the sound of hitting the kerb.

>>15787500
>he didn't study Italian to get mad pussay

>>15781505
I've driven plenty of F80/82 M3/M4s, but haven't even seen the Alfa IRL. Hopefully I get a chance to drive one so I can see what I think of it. The BMW is fast, but it shouldn't be hard to make something that's more fun to drive.

>>15787500
It's easy if you think about it.
Quadri means 4(remember quattro? Same thing) and foglio means leaf. Add them together and you get 4 leaf in one word, referencing the 4 leaf clover alfa uses in the higher end versions of their cars.

>>15787500
It's not totally correct, but you'll be close enough by US standards if you say "quadra folio"

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The driver confirms that the wheels were stock Pirelli Corsa, the very same the car mounts as standard.

guys.. can we all agree on how huge this guys balls are? crazy fucking driving, holy shit

>>15788725
p sure all italians drive like that with varying results

>>15788725
This. Only reason why that alfa didnt run under 7 mins are his massive steel balls that were slowing down the car.

>>15788725

judging from how long they were in your mouth, I think you're too familiar with them

>>15788725
Holy shit, I just watched it and you weren't kidding. This guy drives the Ring IRL like I drive it in Gran Turismo. My asscheeks clenched at that little tank slapper near the end, that's fucking nuts.

The car seems a bit under-tired, really makes me wonder what it could do with some good rubber.

>>15788707
kek, I noticed that too.
Complete madman.

quadrifuglio

Alfa GUADALUPE-HIDALGO

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Jag XE SVR will rek its shit desu

>>15789910
>jag
>wrecking anything but owners wallet
these things are wors in its class and they dont depriciate because they are good machines anon

>>15789910
It'll need to learn to poo in the loo first.

>>15789948
>implying alfa or the 3 germans are any better
kek

>>15789910
two words

PIG FAT

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>>15781176
Hope they make a 2dr coupe.

It would be beautiful, this shape with 2 long doors whilst the car itself being a bit shorter and wider.

>>15789973
>Jag XE: 1475-1665 kg
>BMW 3 Series: 1475-1770 kg
>Merc C Class: 1445-1925 kg
>Audi A4: 1320-1695 kg
>Cadillac CTS: 1751 kg
>Alfa Giulia: 1429-1580kg

Idk brah looks pretty similar to me

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>>15789988
And todays chalange is
>spot the american car

>>15783793
Saved

>>15789988
For the moment the lightest Giulia is the 2.2 diesel:

>1375 kg manual
>1410 kg automatic

We have yet to see the weight of the petrol non quadrifoglio models.

>>15781642
>I'm gonna completely disregard facts like the lap time
How far inside is the jew's cock?

Nice car thread.

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>>15789984
>>15789984
>2dr coupe

>>15789988
Those weights are not like for like. There's a mixture of EU, DIN and God-knows-what

>>15793053
>Brera